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[tiresiasArchivist]

A young lady stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 30th of May, is this young lady's birthday. Though it was fourteen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this young woman be?

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Originally Posted by GiovanH
>GH: Update banner

Giovan successfully updates the shared banner across all profiles. Everyone with the banner in their signature gets to see Bern now!

Edit: With a minibanner, for people like me with busy signatures!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21424088/Sbu...tWayBanner.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21424088/STRYMiniBanner.png

Feel free to put these banners into your sig if you like the adventure!

[nightmareMonster]

Strangealien Orangehead

[Halfblood2000]

Rita Beatriz

[tiresiasArchivist]

[tiresiasArchivist]

[TheFinalWraith]

Camera: Zoom out

[tiresiasArchivist]

Camera: Zoom out

You got it.

[cyanAmpersand]

> Camera: zoom back in again.

> Examine room.

[nightmareMonster]

>Camera: No, wait, not that way.
>Camera: Zoom in.
>Examine room.

[tiresiasArchivist]

> Camera: zoom back in again.

> Examine room.

Err... right. As was previously mentioned your name is RITA, and it is your BIRTHDAY. You have a variety of INTERESTS, most of which are NOT INDICATED BY YOUR ROOM. You and your SISTER recently, almost hastily moved into a new condo. Your interests include ANIMALS, specifically ANTEATERS, DRAWING, and COMPUTERS. You are also known among your friends for your SPORADIC, and often BRIEF OBSESSIONS.

What will you do?

[gamemaniac92711]

> Make your bed, it's a complete mess!
Or alternatively;
> Take a crap on your bed while pretending to be an anteater.

[Halfblood2000]

> Open the small chest behind you.

[tiresiasArchivist]

> Take a crap on your bed while pretending to be an anteater.

N-No...!

[tiresiasArchivist]

> Open the small chest behind you.

You open up the CHEST to find... TO FIND...



...Nothing. You never actually bothered to put anything in here.

[Halfblood2000]

> Rita: Open your laptop and pester one of your friends.

[TheFinalWraith]

Read papers partially under your bed.

[gamemaniac92711]

Friend: Be obnoxious and annoying.

[tiresiasArchivist]

> Rita: Open your laptop and pester one of your friends.

Looks like one of them is already pestering you!



PESTERLOG

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-- bighornAlchemist [BA] began pestering artsyAnteater [AA] at 17:30 --

BA: Rita. Happy birthday.
AA: Thanks!
BA: What did you get, if anything? Has your sister done anything special for you?
AA: Well, not yet! She always pulls this stunt, though. Waits until the last minute to do something!
BA: I see.
AA: I'm not sure what she'll do this year, so it'll be a surprise!
AA: I'll tell you what it is when it happens!
BA: Okay. I have to go for now. My parents are on the warpath again.
AA: Bye!

bighornAlchemist [BA] ceased pestering artsyAnteater [AA]

[Halfblood2000]

hmmmmh, let's see what aspect this lady there could possibly be:

Heart, Void, Life, Light, Time, Space and Breath aren't possible, so we have left: Doom, Hope, Rage, Blood and Mind.

And the class... well that's far more complicated.

LET'S CRACK THIS THING.

[tiresiasArchivist]

hmmmmh, let's see what class this lady there could possibly be:

Heart, Void, Life, Light, Time, Space and Breath aren't possible, so we have left: Doom, Hope, Rage, Blood and Mind.

And the aspect... well that's far more complicated.

LET'S CRACK THIS THING.

I'm afraid her aspect is all but spoiled in my sig, but her class is still up for debate! And by up for debate, I mean up for theorizing

[tiresiasArchivist]

Rita: Look out window.






You decide to look out the window for no reason in particular.

You see the front lawn of your APARTMENT COMPLEX. Aside from the grass and the pavement, there's nothing to see.

[Prof. Skittles]

Be the other guy!

[Halfblood2000]

> Rita: Have your strife specibus allocated to Bombkind, and retrieve a bag of small inoffensive bombs from under your bed. You still haven't got the right materials to improve them, but...

[gamemaniac92711]

> Wonder where on earth your mailbox is.

[tiresiasArchivist]

> Wonder where on earth your mailbox is.

Why, it's in the hallway at the bottom of the building! Where else would it be? On the lawn?