Beige Exposition

[Kaleb702]

TYPO
"Ow, you're head."

[temporalPeregrine]

Hussie, you made a typo.

"Ow, you're head."
Shouldn't it be "your head"?

[User 18]

updaaaaaaaaate two pages comin'

Oh snap. Does this update mean what I think it means?

[yoshicookiezeus]

Abraxas? That's not a denizen name we have seen before, is it? I don't recognize it, at least...

[TheBenenator]

Typo fixed already. Wow.

Also, the skull = backup helmet and noggin-puzzle jokes cracked me up.

[bloodyEmissary]

HAH yes the fourth wall.

[acerPandoren]

OK, so that's a pretty big hint, UU... It would be funny if it's actually Lil Cal with the bunny's eyes... arrrrggghh

[ashdenej]

Abraxas? That's not a denizen name we have seen before, is it? I don't recognize it, at least...

Different element, so we can presume Eridan had Abraxas too.

Wonder if he brutally killed his Denizen? Seems likely.

Is Abraxes angelic at all?

[User 18]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraxas

For what it's worth

[Kaleb702]

OK, so that's a pretty big hint, UU... It would be funny if it's actually Lil Cal with the bunny's eyes... arrrrggghh

She's talking about the robot bunny Jake's making, which Jake will send to Jade to send to PM to get it swiped from AR who will send it to Jack to kill the queen and then it will run off to help create the Green Sun.

Pretty certain at least.

[Ablaze]

And now we know for sure what's the big item in Jake's inventory (as if we couldn't guess).

Hmmm... the green and red eyes...... are these gifts from UU/uu, as the colors seem to indicate? Is the green eye still in wv's stomach? If so, its made quite a journey to get back into the session it started in.

[bloodyEmissary]

Different element, so we can presume Eridan had Abraxes too.

Wonder if he brutally killed his Denizen? Seems likely.

Is Abraxes angelic at all?

""The ruler" [principem, i.e.. probably ton archonta] of the 365 heavens "is Abraxas, and for this reason he contains within himself 365 numbers.""

So he's the boss angel. Basically.

[Cervos]

Awesome, Abraxas.

Now all we need to see are the last 4 Denizens: Blood, Rage, Doom, and Mind.

Shim Megami Tensei depicts Abraxas as a snake legged (re: Snakes for legs, not snake-bottom-half like a Lamia) Chicken, or something.

Which is weird.

Oh wait that's apparently drawn from actual things:



I'm assuming Andrew drew off of the right one since the Abraxas Denizen has a snake body coiled in a ∞

[Kaleb702]

And now we know for sure what's the big item in Jake's inventory (as if we couldn't guess).

Actually, she just said "edifice" which means "huge construction". Meaning, it could be anything that's huge and bulky and constructed.

But yeah, it's obviously the fourth wall.

[User 18]

Actually, she just said "edifice" which means "huge construction". Meaning, it could be anything that's huge and bulky and constructed.

But yeah, it's obviously the fourth wall.

It's a giant statue of Abraxas. I don't understand how you people don't understand this.

[Kaleb702]

It's a giant statue of Abraxas. I don't understand how you people don't understand this.

Giant statue of Abraxas that contains the fourth wall. Jadema put it in there so that Jake wouldn't mess with it until he needs it. Shrinking it reveals that it contained the fourth wall inside it (It only shrinks the outside and then shatters).

THEORY MIXTURE COMPLETE.

[Vanymstorm]

Damn it Hussie, I'm supposed to be looking after cats and researching bottled water, not showing up here to talk about some ominous shit you've written!

Different element, so we can presume Eridan had Abraxes too.

Can we? Been thinking, and a lot of the connections we've drawn are pretty tenuous. Oh, sailors think Cetus's name is bad luck, just like they think everything else is bad luck. Oh, Echidna has maternal connotations, like every Space player except the most important one. Oh, Hephaestus... Actually, I don't think we've ever had a good rationale for him.

[Daniel990]

WE DIDN'T SEE JAKE'S DENIZEN BEFORE, DID WE, HUH.
Also, UU is saying a lot of things.
What do those things MEAN?
Also also, THE FOURTH WALL, IT IS THE FOURTH WALL, FOURTH

[phantasmalDexterity]

Giant statue of Abraxas that contains the fourth wall. Jadema put it in there so that Jake wouldn't mess with it until he needs it. Shrinking it reveals that it contained the fourth wall inside it (It only shrinks the outside and then shatters).

THEORY MIXTURE INCOMPLETE.

You left out that it's on a Pirate Ship with Vriska and Tavros.
THEORY MIXTURE NOW COMPLETE.

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So yeah, new Denizen name FTW.

[User 18]

You left out that It's on a Pirate Ship with Vriska and Tavros.
THEORY MIXTURE NOW COMPLETE.

How can the statue be on the pirate ship if it's in Jake's sylladex?

IDE: The player's denizen has nothing to do with their aspect or anything else to do with the game. It is determined entirely by how they choose to access the internet, and is inconsequential.

Therefore, my denizen is google. I an sufficiently afraid.

[acerPandoren]

She's talking about the robot bunny Jake's making, which Jake will send to Jade to send to PM to get it swiped from AR who will send it to Jack to kill the queen and then it will run off to help create the Green Sun.

Pretty certain at least.

Whoops, misread it, I thought UU was sending... but she was actually sending to Jane anyway wasn't she? Never mind lol.

I was only wondering about that the other day... when Jake would be sending the bunny.

[bloodyEmissary]

Can we? Been thinking, and a lot of the connections we've drawn are pretty tenuous. Oh, sailors think Cetus's name is bad luck, just like they think everything else is bad luck. Oh, Echidna has maternal connotations, like every Space player except the most important one. Oh, Hephaestus... Actually, I don't think we've ever had a good rationale for him.

Vriska, like Rose, had Cetus as a Denizen.
Kanaya and Jade presumably both had Echidna.

It's pretty safe to assume that the Denizen-Aspect link would continue?

[Kaleb702]

How can the statue be on the pirate ship if it's in Jake's sylladex?

He captchalogued the pirate ship and it came with a statue.

Therefore, my denizen is google. I an sufficiently afraid.

Google is the best denizen.

[phantasmalDexterity]

How can the statue be on the pirate ship if it's in Jake's sylladex?

IDE: The player's denizen has nothing to do with their aspect or anything else to do with the game. It is determined entirely by how they choose to access the internet, and is inconsequential.

Therefore, my denizen is google. I an sufficiently afraid.

The Pirate ship is in Jake's Sylladex. Well, duuuuh.
Jake's pockets are contains an 88 feet troll Spider8itch at the moment.
Sorry I Thought That Was Obvious

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I don't want to meet Arms' Denizen than.

Spidertights. *shudder*

[Treehugger]

Oh, haha, i wasn't aware the sort-of-protagonist of Avatar was called 'Jake'. No wonder Mr. English is so enamoured of the film.

And UU, really?

UU: i'll be sodding off then.

Some people know where that 'sod' comes from. Damn, there go my eyebrows.

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it comes from sods.
Really, anything relating to Poales is deeply offensive to me.