InverseScratched

[Quiskiver]

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Greetings.



You might be wondering who I am at this moment. How rude of me. I am MR. LAW, your host, narrator, and downright upstanding commentator of this tale we are about to embark upon. It will involve four young humans, a handful of those nasty creatures called trolls, and various other beings that are bound to keep you entertained. Through harrowing challenges they will pass, dangerous obstacles they will conquer, and a highly convoluted plot they will surely find themselves in.



But I'm getting ahead of myself.







>Be the first guy



You are now the first guy. Oh...wait. This is boring.

>Colorize



There, much better. Okay, you are now the first guy. What's his name?

[PersonPerson]

Heroiorid Buttscarf

[OrangeAipom]

Why can't the glasses be colored and shiny? Also it's just as boring "colorized." The room is still drab and white. What is this, a hospital?

Sollux Captor

[Quiskiver]

>Heroiorid Buttscarf



>Sollux Captor

NO.

Just NO. He's a fictional character from a webcomic you think is called....Housestand? You don't know. You've never even read the goddamn thing, too mainstream. Let's try a real name now, shall we?

[Xartarin]

Stan Franklin

[Bigro]

Carmen Sandiago

What a horrible mishap of a name for such a strapping young lass lad.

[nightmareMonster]

Simon Leon

[mfgreth]

>Name: Antwon McPherson, self given sur-title "Lord of the 3D"

[Quiskiver]

>Carmen Sandiago





You are now CARMEN SANDIAGO, a very unfortunate for such an upstanding lad like yourself. At least your self proclaimed sur-name is boss, LORD OF THE 3D. You stand in your room, on no apparently important day, but you're expecting something special very soon. You are 16 YEARS OLD, and you consider yourself some sort of HIPSTER. Is it too mainstream to actually refer to yourself as one? Would that label you a poser? You dunno. All you know is that you love SCARVES, BAD 80s MOVIES, FANTASY STORIES, and RETRO JUNK.

What will you do?

[PersonPerson]

Fondly regard lava lamp.

[mfgreth]

admire deathstalker poster

[OrangeAipom]

masturbate using a scarf

[TheFinalWraith]

Make your bed.

[Quiskiver]

>Fondly regard lava lamp



G'damn, that thing is mesmerizing.

You found it in an old box in a yard sale not too long ago. Whoever would throw away such a precious treasure is beyond saving.

>Admire Deathstalker poster






Now this has to be one of your all-time favorite movies. A brave and noble warrior called Deathstalker must embark on a quest in search of three mystical items...all the while saving hot princess babes, fighting mythical monsters, and thwarting an evil wizard. You gave it a 4 star(****) rating on your blog. Odd enough though, not many people agreed with your opinion...you just thought their taste in quality cinema needed refining before enjoying such a thrilling tale of swords and sorcery. You recommended gems such as Steel Dawn and Wizards of the Lost Kingdom. They told you some very obscene insults in reply. Uncultured curmudgeons.

[mfgreth]

uncultured curmudgeons indeed. anyways,
>log onto computer, open up pesterchum

[PersonPerson]

Kick the laptop.

[aPawnAscending]

> Look out the window.

[Bigro]

grab the lava lamp. Wield it as a sword. Strike the pose on the Deathstalker poster using the lava lamp as your amazingly shiny weapon and the fan to get that windswept hair effect

Feel like god.

[TheFinalWraith]

Become homoerotically interested in your fan.

[Xartarin]

Go outside and get some fresh air!

[Quiskiver]

>grab the lava lamp. Wield it as a sword. Strike the pose on the Deathstalker poster using the lava lamp as your amazingly shiny weapon and the fan to get that windswept hair effect



Yes.



YES.



HELL FUCKING YES. YOU CAN FEEL THE THRILL OF POWER AND ADVENTURE FLOWING THROUGH YOU. THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE BORN TO DO.

>Feel like god

Well....to be honest, you feel really stupid right about now. What was the point in this again?

>Go outside and get some fresh air

...Naw. You will eventually when you have to get the mail, but you feel like you have other important matters to attend to.

>Log onto computer, open up pesterchum



You're already logged onto your laptop, but it seems one of your chums is messaging you.

show spoiler

hide spoiler

[03:47] -- scratchpatchedTurner [ST] began pestering chromatoseRetroteer [CR] at 15:47 --
[03:47] ST: yϕ brϕ yϕu there
[03:47] CR: Yep!
[03:47] ST: sweet
[03:47] ST: just wanted tϕ knϕw if yϕu gϕt the thing yet
[03:49] CR: The thing?
[03:49] ST: yϕu knϕw
[03:49] ST: the thing
[03:49] ST: the really impϕrtant thing
[03:49] ST: the thing we've been planning fϕr mϕnths
[03:50] CR: Oh!
[03:50] CR: You mean that Sburb game?
[03:50] ST: aw yeah
[03:50] ST: yϕu gϕt yϕur disc yet
[03:51] CR: No... >(_ _)>
[03:51] ST: what's with the stupid emϕte
[03:51] CR: It's me on the ground, my arms raised and asking "WHY?!"
[03:51] ST: ...
[03:51] CR: ...
[03:51] ST: ...
[03:52] CR: ...
[03:52] CR: I'll check my mail when it comes.
[03:52] -- scratchpatchedTurner [ST] ceased pestering chromatoseRetroteer [CR] at 15:52 --

[OrangeAipom]

who types that way what the hell

[PersonPerson]

Put pesterchum in the recycle bin.
Empty recycle bin.

[Quiskiver]

>Put pesterchum in the recycle bin

Now why would you go and do a thing like that? Well maybe if you found a better IM program...and all of your friends switched to it...then you'd delete it. But not now, it's your only means of communication with your long-distance buddies.

>Leave Room



Since you're feeling kinda bored now, all cooped up in here, you feel like leaving your room. There's plenty of other stuff to do in the rest of your house. You could catch a movie in the living room, grab a bite to eat from the kitchen, chill in the backyard, or probably screw with your SIS. Waitaminute....your Sis isn't home. She's off buying groceries for the black hole you call a stomach. Which means...this is a perfect chance to fuck something up of hers.

>Enter Sis's bedroom



SWEET JESUS you just remembered why you hated coming in here. How many plushies can one woman have?! This girl's obssession with stuffed creatures and anime is quite unsettling. You're glad you don't have anything like that. At least she has some decent things in here, like that Problem Sleuth poster(recommended by you) and the blunderbuss over there in the corner. You've never actually seen her use it though...

[aPawnAscending]

> Read the journals.