You might be wondering who I am at this moment. How rude of me. I am MR. LAW, your host, narrator, and downright upstanding commentator of this tale we are about to embark upon. It will involve four young humans, a handful of those nasty creatures called trolls, and various other beings that are bound to keep you entertained. Through harrowing challenges they will pass, dangerous obstacles they will conquer, and a highly convoluted plot they will surely find themselves in.
But I'm getting ahead of myself.
>Be the first guy
You are now the first guy. Oh...wait. This is boring.
There, much better. Okay, you are now the first guy. What's his name?