Avatars are how you let the world know just exactly what tone to read your posts in. Signatures are how you cram as much information into each post as possible. (To learn more about signatures, please visit your local library)
Together, they are a mighty and unstoppable force of personhood in an otherwise barren internet wasteland.
THIS VERY THREAD was constructed with the sole purpose of housing discussions on the topic of both AvatarsANDSignatures.
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These discussions may include:
Talking about the source of your avatar
Requesting avatars
Thanking those who have made your avatar
Citing the source you stole for your avatar
Documenting when and what you changed your avatar to and from
These discussions may not include:
Existential ramblings about the purpose of human life
Roleplaying characters from visual novels about crippled anime girls
Roleplaying of any kind, actually
Calling people mean names like dirtsucker and douche-horse
Female candy corn
Male candy corn
Male to Female
Female to Male
Neutral/robocorn
"Male at the Core, prefer Female (pronouns) on the outside."
"Female at the Core, prefer Male (pronouns) on the outside."
Female, but acts as a Male
Male, but acts as a Female
Genderqueer
Transgender
Gender confusion
Popsicle
"can only be romantically involved with badgers"
"can only get it up if at least 2mL of human tears have been shed"
"can only get it up if at least 3mL of human tears have been shed"
"reptile man"
"reptile anti-man"
invisible Candy Corn
Affably Evil
Candymecha
Inverted
Ditto
"I have no fucking idea" corn:
"Literally sick from all the spinning avatars"
Carot Candy (vegetarian)
Candy Corn with Different shades of yellow (for wrinklefudger)
The Kieros' K******E L*N Corn
These are our Candy Corns, which you can use to express yourself. Original idea is from Drillgorg. Credit for these candies goes to Drillgorg, aPawnAscending, Yrr, MythicalWashrag, Everínix, recalcitrantIre, Freack, Kieros and ashdenej
Put them in your sig!
I would be glad, if you linked your corns to this post, so if somebody doesn't know the meaning, can be directed to here easily. MORE CANDY!
(scroll down, it's the #7th post in this thread)
Last edited by phantasmalDexterity; 06-23-2012 at 02:36 PM.
Reason: Haha, ash
Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.
But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".
Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.
my god
You're a fucking genius.
People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.
How she passed her legislacerator exams.
She gave deep, in-depth answers.
Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by Qmark
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.
Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.
For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.
Does this help?
Yes absolutely.
Thank you.
This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks ARound Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.
Originally Posted by Fish
EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:
specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition
Originally Posted by xqz
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*
GT: Noooooooo!
Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means
Jake is inside him
Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz
What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one
Originally Posted by Cervos
Here's how it works.
Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.
1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.
However I am upset about these new rules. I expected that roleplaying characters from visual novels about crippled anime girls would have been totally allowed.
Thanks for gathering, pD.
Now it's time to figure out what to do for the potluck thread.
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
http://i.imgur.com/LltzU.png Lighter blue now.
Ahaha.
Ash just sort of
spins
Spinning should be the new fad.
I don't have anything against that.
Although I'm disapointed ash didn't choose the first one. :mspaface:
Putting it in the MP. I will put every CC in there.
Last edited by phantasmalDexterity; 06-23-2012 at 02:03 PM.
Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.
But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".
Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.
my god
You're a fucking genius.
People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.
How she passed her legislacerator exams.
She gave deep, in-depth answers.
Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by Qmark
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.
Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.
For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.
Does this help?
Yes absolutely.
Thank you.
This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks ARound Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.
Originally Posted by Fish
EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:
specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition
Originally Posted by xqz
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*
GT: Noooooooo!
Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means
Jake is inside him
Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz
What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one
Originally Posted by Cervos
Here's how it works.
Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.
1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.
Ooh, ooh. One more Candy Corn request, how about a Lrd English Candy Corn?
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
And so began a slow descent into insane fanhood
"Join us, join us," the others cried to the heavens. Yaridovich knew that it was all hope was lost.
He lept over the ledge, the mass of rabid and writhing fans rushing towards him.
Everything went dark.
Dark-Hearts, as some may say.
"HE HE HE."
I'm bored.
Originally Posted by phoenix713
The sad thing is, I'll probably never get sigquoted. Not even this post ironically.
Yaridovich23 tears out one of your canines
[7:12:52 PM] Charmander: uHH, that WAS, uMM hardly NECESSARY
[7:13:04 PM] Yaridovich23: ...
[7:13:11 PM] Yaridovich23: What sort of quirk is that?
[7:13:17 PM] Yaridovich23: Is that Tavros?
[7:13:19 PM] Charmander: Half Tavros (,:
[7:13:31 PM] Yaridovich23: And half...?
[7:13:35 PM] Charmander: Me
[7:13:49 PM] Yaridovich23: I noticed a lack of English slang.
[7:13:50 PM] Yaridovich23: F-
[7:14:55 PM] Charmander: Oh golly gosh old chap
I'm terribly sorry, Buckingham Palace, tea and whatnot
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.
But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".
Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.
my god
You're a fucking genius.
People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.
How she passed her legislacerator exams.
She gave deep, in-depth answers.
Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by Qmark
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.
Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.
For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.
Does this help?
Yes absolutely.
Thank you.
This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks ARound Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.
Originally Posted by Fish
EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:
specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition
Originally Posted by xqz
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*
GT: Noooooooo!
Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means
Jake is inside him
Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz
What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one
Originally Posted by Cervos
Here's how it works.
Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.
1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
"Join us, join us," the others cried to the heavens. Yaridovich knew that it was all hope was lost.
He lept over the ledge, the mass of rabid and writhing fans rushing towards him.
Everything went dark.
Dark-Hearts, as some may say.
"HE HE HE."
I'm bored.
Originally Posted by phoenix713
The sad thing is, I'll probably never get sigquoted. Not even this post ironically.
Yaridovich23 tears out one of your canines
[7:12:52 PM] Charmander: uHH, that WAS, uMM hardly NECESSARY
[7:13:04 PM] Yaridovich23: ...
[7:13:11 PM] Yaridovich23: What sort of quirk is that?
[7:13:17 PM] Yaridovich23: Is that Tavros?
[7:13:19 PM] Charmander: Half Tavros (,:
[7:13:31 PM] Yaridovich23: And half...?
[7:13:35 PM] Charmander: Me
[7:13:49 PM] Yaridovich23: I noticed a lack of English slang.
[7:13:50 PM] Yaridovich23: F-
[7:14:55 PM] Charmander: Oh golly gosh old chap
I'm terribly sorry, Buckingham Palace, tea and whatnot
Welp, going back to this. Had to happen sometime. >>>
Originally Posted by
That's not entirely true. I thnk most people are shtity and boring, but I still try to be respectful to them, a) because nobody deserves to be shat upon for no reason, even if they are objectively boring as fuck and b) they might actually be pretty cool and I just down know it yet. not likely, but always possible. and c) they may also be more useful to me if they don't think I'm a total asshole. x3
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
Question to the spinning people: How are you doing this? Is there a secret "Make it spin" option in GIMP that I cannot find? Or do you just rotate and replace the image a bajiliion times?
Because I was thinking having a slightly slower moving Coffeeman would be cool.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
Question to the spinning people: How are you doing this? Is there a secret "Make it spin" option in GIMP that I cannot find? Or do you just rotate and replace the image a bajiliion times?
Because I was thinking having a slightly slower moving Coffeeman would be cool.
While that would be the best button ever (EVER), I always do the rotate option.
I assume there is not another way? If there is, ash knows it.
edit
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
whoa wait
turns out this is the candy corn I was waiting for
I will almost certainly do something with this.
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
oh my god this is the absolute coolest fad I have ever not wanted to participate in (yet)
Meh, I tried
Maybe you have a better solution for your bitroll being...
Originally Posted by Freack
Question to the spinning people: How are you doing this? Is there a secret "Make it spin" option in GIMP that I cannot find? Or do you just rotate and replace the image a bajiliion times?
Because I was thinking having a slightly slower moving Coffeeman would be cool.
Yeah, rotate it with 45 degree.
For better quality, I do the corners separately.
Last edited by phantasmalDexterity; 05-28-2012 at 05:55 PM.
Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.
But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".
Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.
my god
You're a fucking genius.
People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.
How she passed her legislacerator exams.
She gave deep, in-depth answers.
Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by Qmark
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.
Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.
For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.
Does this help?
Yes absolutely.
Thank you.
This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks ARound Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.
Originally Posted by Fish
EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:
specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition
Originally Posted by xqz
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*
GT: Noooooooo!
Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means
Jake is inside him
Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz
What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one
Originally Posted by Cervos
Here's how it works.
Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.
1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.
Ash, don't close the old one yet, I'm gathering Candy Corns, and will add it to this post, please?
Candy Corns!
Female candy corn
Male candy corn
Male to Female
Female to Male
Gay Pride
Bisexual Pride
Transgender Pride
Neutral/robocorn
The Asexual Candy Corn!
Inverted
Ditto
"can only be romantically involved with badgers"
"can only get it up if at least 2mL of human tears have been shed"
"can only get it up if at least 3mL of human tears have been shed"
"reptile man"
"reptile anti-man"
invisible Candy Corn
Affably Evil
"Male at the Core, prefer Female (pronouns) on the outside."
"Female at the Core, prefer Male (pronouns) on the outside."
Female, but acts as a Male
Male, but acts as a Female
Candymecha Candy Corn
Genderqueer
Lrd English Candy Corn
Credit for these lovely candies goes to Drillgorg, aPawnAscending, MythicalWashrag, recalcitrantIre, Freack and ashdenej
I think this is all, currently hosting from the original poster's links.
Put them in your sig!
Woah, putting it in spoiler, little big.
:/
I wanted to contribute to this.
Dang.
Also, I have a bit of an apprehension* stemming from the fact that you've sort of "taken" all of the colour combinations available. Now I can't make candy corns under the basis that the colour of the tip denotes what the candy corn represents. You know, with white tips specifying that specific corn being relevant to sexuality/gender.
I was going to make different candy corns to represent other things, like hair colour or eye colour. You know, things that people probably won't ask about, but would be interesting to know.
Sorry, maybe I should've clarified about the apprehension, I don't think I phrased that right. I dislike the idea of people wearing their sexuality on their sleeve, in a way. Perhaps it's wrong of me, but I feel like it's easier to talk to people without knowing irrelevant things like that. Also, I'm not going to discriminate against people based on their sexuality/gender, but it's not really something I should even be considering when I make a post.
*PS: Perhaps a better word would've been "disappointed"
edit: Also maybe "reptile anti-man" looks too close to transgender pride?
Last edited by Doom Zero; 05-28-2012 at 06:01 PM.
Credit goes to mysteriousOutsider for my banner, and Ashdenej for my avatar. You are both wizards.
Check my signature often, because it's going to be growing moderately quickly in the future. Some things to expect: LISTS. LISTS OF THINGS FRIVOLOUS IN NATURE.
Pear Puns:
Apearil Fools.
a new pearson
Pearcisely
my own pearsonal spin
appearantly
you appear to be mistaken
inspearation
pearsona
pearished
one true pearing
Hilarious Misspellings of Homestuck Names:
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Originally Posted by Freack
You know what a better question is? How did the Condense get to Earth?
Are universes A and B secretly connected?
STOP MAKING THAT ERROR.
IT'S CONDESCE.
CON-
MOTHERFUCKING
-DESCE
Lor Denglish
Things Doom Zero is Bad at:
Sports
Important to remember:
Originally Posted by DoomZero
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Topic: Please everyone explain to me what the hell A1, A2, B1, B2 are.
It's a classification system. The first digit represents the universe, and the second represents the "instance" or, as some people believe, the timeline.
Think of the recently released albums. Universe A is the trolls' universe. I suspect it was named A because it's the earliest universe we look at. We probably won't see the universe that came before A, but it does exist.
Universe B is the kids' universe. There's no reason why it's called B, just that it came after universe A. That's all.
Then, the number could either represent the 'instance' of the universe, or the timeline. So, for B1. You could say that it's the first timeline/instance of the B universe. It's the first because, as far as we know, it's the original unaltered timeline. You could call it an instance though. Basically, what separates B1 from B2 is the Scratch. If you think of them as timelines, B1 and B2 are identical up to a specific point. Before the timelines diverge, it is simply the B universe. Some people would rather call them "Universal instances", however, because we really don't know how much of an effect the Scratch had on Universe B.
When referring to specific characters, it's easier to use this classification system than it is to assign a name to every version of every character. Dave's brother can either be called "Bro" or "B1 Dirk". Dirk's brother, similarly, can be called B2 Dave or... whatever people have begun calling him. It works with most characters, as long as you remember to say "A_" when talking about trolls. A1 Mindfang is the same character as Aranea, while A1 Vriska is most certainly not the same as A2 Vriska.
I think people should use this system and spread it around for more people to use, because it honestly gets crazy when people try to differentiate between characters by saying "Alpha" or "Beta". Absolutely impossible.
Originally Posted by User 18
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Windows peaked at XP. Every other UI is just lame.
I've been using XP my whole life, bro. Simply the best OS.
One thing I dislike about Win7 is that you can't change between windows as fluently. Is there a setting or something that disables automatic bunching of windows into one icon? I want to be able to change windows in one click. I don't want to have to click the Chrome icon and then select the individual window icon. It would make multitasking so bloody hard for me.
Originally Posted by User 18
Yes, Win8 is coming out soon. I personally like Win 7 much better, although Win 8 has only been run in a limited VM environment.
I would recommend you get Win 7 while you still can. The compatibility may be similar, but the interface is very different.
Ah. This is where I betray the newness of my interest in software (~6 months). As opposed to my interest in hardware (~6 years)
Hmm. Yeah. I dunno, bro. As long as Win 7 is as easily navigable as XP, I'll be happy with it.
Right click on taskbar -> Properties.
Taskbar buttons -> set to never combine.
Hit apply.
Done in 5 seconds. You're welcome.
Live Free or Sigquote Hard:
Originally Posted by Reecer6
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Guys.
The cost of one of the nonsense movies/moives/movovies.
2.890.1
It must be significant.
SOMEBODY 8R8K OUT THE MATHS WE MUST CRACK THIS CODE
8+9+0=17
17*2=34
34-1=33
33=11+11+11
OH GOD
Originally Posted by Dmatix
It would be just like one of my Japanese animes.
Here is Bro. Calling this a poem is stretching the definition quite a bit, but Bro is a silly character anyway, cool as he may be.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty groves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
Originally Posted by mas369
I love how everyone is trolling everyone else with fake details about the flash. It's like Cascade all over again. Epspecially because it is longer than Cascade.
Edit: Wait, I thought that [S] DD : Ascend was the only page posted. I'm going back and looking at the other pages.
Originally Posted by Dreamscythes231
It is liked that metaphor. In this metaphor, a universe is a frog with thousand of pages. If they didn't succeed,they restart and write on the other side.
GC: W33333333!
GC: H33 H33 H33
AG: That was a cute "weeeeeeee" Pyrope :::; )
GC: 1T'S NOT L1K3 TH4T
GC: 4LSO 1'M NOT SUR3 TH1S 1S FUN 4NYMOR3
AG: What do you mean? No8ody can outspin us! When it comes to spinning we're simply the 8eeeeeeeest!!!!!!!!
GC: 1'M F33L1NG 4 L1TTL3 FUNNY
GC: 1 DON'T F33L GOOD 4T 4LL 4NYMOR3 4CTU4LLY
GC: URP!
AG: Don't you think a8out a8out-
GallowsCalibrator barfed on Arachnid'sGrip
Last edited by aPawnAscending; 05-28-2012 at 06:18 PM.