"This says the year is 3113. That's not possible. You've gone and ruined it! I'd like to speak with whoever built you."
"NEGATIVE. THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE. YOU ARE THE ONLY LIVING BEING WITHIN THIS BUILDING."
"This was an antique. You said you were... an "MBTC-bot?" Well take me to the MBTC."
THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE. THERE IS NO TRANSPORT WHICH COULD BRING US TO THE MBTC HEADQUARTERS.
(I'm going to update tomorrow, but then I will be gone for two weeks)
My Pesterchum handle is sulfurateSynteresis. I am on Pesterchum a lot of the time.
SigQuotes:
Originally Posted by Mass Effect 2
Doing a good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants; it gives you a warm feeling, but no one seems to notice.
Originally Posted by Moldova in Eurovision 2011
fuck books and clothes
all of my money goes towards food
but in a hedonistic sense, not a survival sense.
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Originally Posted by John E
I like limestone,just dont take it for granite!
That wasn't a gneiss pun. It was just schist.
Okay, that wasn't dissing you; it was just talc.
EGO QUOTES:
Originally Posted by Staff Deployment
But
Clearly it wasn't real
Clearly YOU'RE not real
Go away not-real person and stop being not real
(don't actually go away Morphimus; i love you Morphimus please have my children, Morphimus you are the only light in my otherwise dismal existence)
Originally Posted by Qeztotz
you know morphimus
you are a genius
Originally Posted by thetoastking
Oh. A gifted from your army's gotten in again. No doubt he abused his psychic abilities to get past your guards in order to play a practical joke on you.
Again.
You shoot Psy-Soldier Morphimus in the head without batting an eye. You don't like killing your soldiers, but the man has no self-control. His pranks simply went too far at times, and that's that.
Originally Posted by Phantos
...Morphimus, I don't know what to say. It's hard to see the keyboard when I am crying from joy.
MSPA style self description:
Your name is MORPHIMUS. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. You have quite a variety of INTERESTS. You have a fondness for ROLEPLAYING GAMES OF A TABLETOP PERSUASION. You like to program computers but you DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM. You like to use your IMAGINATION particularly involving MEDIEVAL FANTASY. You have been meaning to use the KEYBOARD your guardian gifted to you to create some music, but you HAVEN'T REALLY GOTTEN AROUND TO IT. You like to play GAMES with friends all the time.
You like to converse with your pals, most of which don't use Pesterchum, speaking of Pesterchum, you have been trying out a new chat client beta called PESTERCHUM. Your chumhandle is sulfurateSynteresis and you Type in a manner that is usually proper, but you some times misspell words and misuse commas and semicolons here and there.
What will you do?
"THERE ARE TWO WINGS TO THIS BUILDING. ONE IS FOR OFFICES AND THE OTHER IS LABORATORIES."
"How about you bring to wherever the data from that camera up there is sent. I want to figure out who's watching me."
"UNDERSTOOD. ROOM 1001 IS WHERE THE DATA IS SENT. IT IS ON FLOOR 10. FOLLOW ME."
You put the pocketwatch in your pocket.
Originally Posted by Qeztotz
suddenly realise that it is the year 3113 and you are in the future, or present depending on your point of veiw.
It can't be the year 3113. Can it? This has obviously got to be some sort of elaborate trick. Your experience with quantum physics tells you that time travel is very implausible. You want to rule out all other options before assuming that.
"Is the lift here yet?"
"AFFIRMATIVE."
"That was quick."
"Huh, a cylindrical lift. That's new."
"ARE YOU READY?"
"Sure."
The elevator lurches upwards.
"Bloody hell, that was fast!"
"NEGATIVE. THAT IS THE CORRECT SPEED CALIBRATION FOR THE ELEVATOR. ROOM 1001 IS THE FIRST DOOR ON YOUR LEFT."
"Alright."
> Which room is it then, 1000 or 1001? You want whichever will bring you face-to-face with a voyeuristic jerkbot or whatever. The wrong door might take you into a janitor's closet, and that could be embarrassing.
> Which room is it then, 1000 or 1001? You want whichever will bring you face-to-face with a voyeuristic jerkbot or whatever. The wrong door might take you into a janitor's closet, and that could be embarrassing.
My Pesterchum handle is sulfurateSynteresis. I am on Pesterchum a lot of the time.
SigQuotes:
Originally Posted by Mass Effect 2
Doing a good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants; it gives you a warm feeling, but no one seems to notice.
Originally Posted by Moldova in Eurovision 2011
fuck books and clothes
all of my money goes towards food
but in a hedonistic sense, not a survival sense.
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Originally Posted by John E
I like limestone,just dont take it for granite!
That wasn't a gneiss pun. It was just schist.
Okay, that wasn't dissing you; it was just talc.
EGO QUOTES:
Originally Posted by Staff Deployment
But
Clearly it wasn't real
Clearly YOU'RE not real
Go away not-real person and stop being not real
(don't actually go away Morphimus; i love you Morphimus please have my children, Morphimus you are the only light in my otherwise dismal existence)
Originally Posted by Qeztotz
you know morphimus
you are a genius
Originally Posted by thetoastking
Oh. A gifted from your army's gotten in again. No doubt he abused his psychic abilities to get past your guards in order to play a practical joke on you.
Again.
You shoot Psy-Soldier Morphimus in the head without batting an eye. You don't like killing your soldiers, but the man has no self-control. His pranks simply went too far at times, and that's that.
Originally Posted by Phantos
...Morphimus, I don't know what to say. It's hard to see the keyboard when I am crying from joy.
MSPA style self description:
Your name is MORPHIMUS. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. You have quite a variety of INTERESTS. You have a fondness for ROLEPLAYING GAMES OF A TABLETOP PERSUASION. You like to program computers but you DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM. You like to use your IMAGINATION particularly involving MEDIEVAL FANTASY. You have been meaning to use the KEYBOARD your guardian gifted to you to create some music, but you HAVEN'T REALLY GOTTEN AROUND TO IT. You like to play GAMES with friends all the time.
You like to converse with your pals, most of which don't use Pesterchum, speaking of Pesterchum, you have been trying out a new chat client beta called PESTERCHUM. Your chumhandle is sulfurateSynteresis and you Type in a manner that is usually proper, but you some times misspell words and misuse commas and semicolons here and there.
What will you do?
You wouldn't really describe it as a "keyboard." You suppose it's voice activated, but also has an "on" button.
You push the button.
oh shit
Sirens are blaring. That might not have been a good idea.
My Pesterchum handle is sulfurateSynteresis. I am on Pesterchum a lot of the time.
SigQuotes:
Originally Posted by Mass Effect 2
Doing a good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants; it gives you a warm feeling, but no one seems to notice.
Originally Posted by Moldova in Eurovision 2011
fuck books and clothes
all of my money goes towards food
but in a hedonistic sense, not a survival sense.
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Originally Posted by John E
I like limestone,just dont take it for granite!
That wasn't a gneiss pun. It was just schist.
Okay, that wasn't dissing you; it was just talc.
EGO QUOTES:
Originally Posted by Staff Deployment
But
Clearly it wasn't real
Clearly YOU'RE not real
Go away not-real person and stop being not real
(don't actually go away Morphimus; i love you Morphimus please have my children, Morphimus you are the only light in my otherwise dismal existence)
Originally Posted by Qeztotz
you know morphimus
you are a genius
Originally Posted by thetoastking
Oh. A gifted from your army's gotten in again. No doubt he abused his psychic abilities to get past your guards in order to play a practical joke on you.
Again.
You shoot Psy-Soldier Morphimus in the head without batting an eye. You don't like killing your soldiers, but the man has no self-control. His pranks simply went too far at times, and that's that.
Originally Posted by Phantos
...Morphimus, I don't know what to say. It's hard to see the keyboard when I am crying from joy.
MSPA style self description:
Your name is MORPHIMUS. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. You have quite a variety of INTERESTS. You have a fondness for ROLEPLAYING GAMES OF A TABLETOP PERSUASION. You like to program computers but you DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM. You like to use your IMAGINATION particularly involving MEDIEVAL FANTASY. You have been meaning to use the KEYBOARD your guardian gifted to you to create some music, but you HAVEN'T REALLY GOTTEN AROUND TO IT. You like to play GAMES with friends all the time.
You like to converse with your pals, most of which don't use Pesterchum, speaking of Pesterchum, you have been trying out a new chat client beta called PESTERCHUM. Your chumhandle is sulfurateSynteresis and you Type in a manner that is usually proper, but you some times misspell words and misuse commas and semicolons here and there.
What will you do?