Derrik. What year *was* it?
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06-14-2012, 04:30 AM #101Alchemiscreant
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06-14-2012, 04:51 AM #102Not actually a real person.
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Hey, if the robot is going to give free upgrades, might as well see if we can more take advantage of this...
>ASK THE ROBOT IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE IT CAN UPGRADE
(I dunno... your shoes? Your shirt? What else do you have with you, anyway?)
Third main character unlocked!
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06-14-2012, 05:00 AM #103An excellent host
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whatever you do, dont accept an upgrade to your brain
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06-17-2012, 09:41 AM #104Master of Snow and Ice
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Get the robot to upgrade itself. Then go on a Pokemon adventure.
Originally Posted by mythLeader
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06-22-2012, 09:13 AM #105Waste of Time
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Originally Posted by MrTeabiscuit
"This says the year is 3113. That's not possible. You've gone and ruined it! I'd like to speak with whoever built you."
"NEGATIVE. THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE. YOU ARE THE ONLY LIVING BEING WITHIN THIS BUILDING."
"This was an antique. You said you were... an "MBTC-bot?" Well take me to the MBTC."
THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE. THERE IS NO TRANSPORT WHICH COULD BRING US TO THE MBTC HEADQUARTERS.
(I'm going to update tomorrow, but then I will be gone for two weeks)Last edited by Quizzle; 06-22-2012 at 09:15 AM.
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06-22-2012, 10:20 AM #106Toxic Snail Moderator
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> "Well then, take me somewhere where I can talk to a bloody living being".
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06-22-2012, 10:51 AM #107An excellent host
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suddenly realise that it is the year 3113 and you are in the future, or present depending on your point of veiw.
frolic gaily
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06-22-2012, 11:29 AM #108Dutton of Mutton
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Seconded. Originally Posted by Qeztotz
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06-22-2012, 11:56 AM #109
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Thirdeded^
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06-22-2012, 02:27 PM #110Not actually a real person.
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>"Well where can I go!?"
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07-10-2012, 02:56 PM #111Waste of Time
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Originally Posted by mythLeader
"THERE ARE TWO WINGS TO THIS BUILDING. ONE IS FOR OFFICES AND THE OTHER IS LABORATORIES."
"How about you bring to wherever the data from that camera up there is sent. I want to figure out who's watching me."
"UNDERSTOOD. ROOM 1001 IS WHERE THE DATA IS SENT. IT IS ON FLOOR 10. FOLLOW ME."
You put the pocketwatch in your pocket.
Originally Posted by Qeztotz
It can't be the year 3113. Can it? This has obviously got to be some sort of elaborate trick. Your experience with quantum physics tells you that time travel is very implausible. You want to rule out all other options before assuming that.
"Is the lift here yet?"
"AFFIRMATIVE."
"That was quick."
"Huh, a cylindrical lift. That's new."
"ARE YOU READY?"
"Sure."
The elevator lurches upwards.
"Bloody hell, that was fast!"
"NEGATIVE. THAT IS THE CORRECT SPEED CALIBRATION FOR THE ELEVATOR. ROOM 1001 IS THE FIRST DOOR ON YOUR LEFT."
"Alright."Last edited by Quizzle; 07-11-2012 at 09:10 AM.
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07-10-2012, 03:56 PM #112Toxic Snail Moderator
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> Head out, down to the first door on your left.
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07-10-2012, 09:56 PM #113
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> Which room is it then, 1000 or 1001? You want whichever will bring you face-to-face with a voyeuristic jerkbot or whatever. The wrong door might take you into a janitor's closet, and that could be embarrassing.
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07-10-2012, 10:25 PM #114CAN'T RUN FAST ENOUGH
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>Whoever is in this room, be genuinely shocked.
Because it's GLaDoSIn this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.
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07-11-2012, 04:16 AM #115An excellent host
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hell yes^^^
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07-11-2012, 09:10 AM #116Waste of Time
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(whoops i fucked that one up, fixed it now) Originally Posted by epoxy
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07-12-2012, 07:28 PM #117Waste of Time
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Originally Posted by Kíeros
You proceed to room 1001. The room consists of a very large screen, a keyboard and a chair.
You're becoming increasingly worried that you may actually be in the year 3113.
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07-12-2012, 07:55 PM #118Toxic Snail Moderator
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> Do you recognise the keyboard pattern?
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07-13-2012, 03:27 AM #119An excellent host
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type in random letters, by virtue of being in a web comic it will always do something interesting.
I like the lines more
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07-13-2012, 10:04 AM #120
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> Type as fast as possible, with your arms fully outstretched.
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07-13-2012, 01:05 PM #121Dutton of Mutton
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> Type "asdgfitAedhSRGTHsdgNsTYjhsdRTFYJDxfjn" into the thingy.
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07-13-2012, 04:55 PM #122Man of Chairs
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(I'm into the no lines, but then I'm usually wrong.)
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07-13-2012, 05:46 PM #123Waste of Time
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Originally Posted by Kíeros
You wouldn't really describe it as a "keyboard." You suppose it's voice activated, but also has an "on" button.
You push the button.
oh shit
Sirens are blaring. That might not have been a good idea.
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07-13-2012, 06:11 PM #124Toxic Snail Moderator
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> Stay there; if/when security comes, you can explain your situation to them.
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07-13-2012, 07:13 PM #125Dutton of Mutton
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> Lick the screen.
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