Cataclasis
A man stands in a thrift store.
> Enter name.
Cataclasis
A man stands in a thrift store.
> Enter name.
Derrik Hashing!
In this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.
Of course! Your name is Derrik Hashing. You work at a thrift store. It's a quiet job, just as you like it. Your job has caused you to develop an interest in antiques and vintage clothing. You've got a degree in physics, but you made a career change. You don't think someone like you could really work in something like quantum physics. You suffer from nearly constant Déjà vu, making something simple like this job preferable for you.
Unfortunately, this shop is going out of business soon. There haven't been many customers lately. Also, everyone else who works in the shop is at their lunch break now. You don't have anywhere to go for lunch, so you just ate here. After eating, you proceeded to make sure everything in the store was in proper order. The clock on the wall caught your attention, for it is displaying the wrong time. You know that it is the wrong time because you have a pocketwatch which you set to the correct time, always.
That clock isn't just a few minutes off, it's a completely different time.
Last edited by Quizzle; 06-06-2012 at 08:19 AM.
Fix the clock, you never know when you'll be stuck in a QUANTUM TIME BUBBLE!
In this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.
> Set the store clock to your pocketwatch's time.
You pick up the clock. Strange, you don't remember this clock being here before. Martha could have brought it in, or maybe a customer donated it.
The idea of being stuck in a quantum time bubble or loop is a bit far-fetched for your tastes. Someone probably just forgot to set this to the right time. It is fun to ponder, though.
Either way, you turn the gears on the back so the hands of the clock display the correct time. It makes a click sound when you release it.
You begin to have a feeling of déjà vu, but it is the kind where you feel as if you know what's about to happen as opposed to feeling like what is going on has already occurred.
Last edited by Quizzle; 05-28-2012 at 06:29 PM.
> Hang it up, and wait for your fellow employees to return.
So what do you think is going to happen smart guy? Is someone going to come into your store??
Hang up the clock and return to the counter.
Customer: enter
Derrik: see it coming
shit: occur
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>Head out to in front of the entrance to welcome (read: push into store forcefully and threaten them to buy stuff) customers
You hang up the clock. This looks much better, with everything being in proper order.
No, that's exactly the opposite. You have a feeling that no one will enter the store for quite a while. Doesn't take a psychic to know that though, since business has been rather slow in the past few weeks. You think you'll just go to the couch in the other room and take a nap. Sleeping during your lunch hour couldn't hurt, and you're a pretty light sleeper so you would notice if a customer came in.
Last edited by Quizzle; 05-29-2012 at 06:05 PM.
> I don't see a problem with that; go take a short nap.
^ Suddenly be awoken by the opening door!
> Explore your dreams.
> DOMINATE your dreams!
Alright, that's cool, that's cool.
So, what is with the blue? Is everything blue? Just you? How about the Nightmares?
>FLYYYYYYY