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06-03-2012, 02:20 AM #101Gaurd of might
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06-03-2012, 03:12 AM #102Ripe Plum of Cambodia
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>Move around the goblins to the west door. This is dangerous.
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06-03-2012, 05:15 AM #103that one adventure author
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>Run past the goblins and run out the WESTERN DOOR
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06-03-2012, 07:48 AM #104CAN'T RUN FAST ENOUGH
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Take a step back here.
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06-03-2012, 08:01 AM #105Obnoxious Outpointer
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>Don't Die
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06-03-2012, 08:32 AM #106Knight of Wolves
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>It's great that you no longer remember what COWARDICE is! Instead, practice STRATEGY by removing yourself from a situation with a high risk of getting you KILLED, at least until such a time as you have a better WEAPON or STATS or something.
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06-03-2012, 12:19 PM #107Freelance Mayor for Hire
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You have a sword for gods sake! Stab the fucker!
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06-03-2012, 12:44 PM #108Void of Title
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Pick fallen goblin up and throw him at his at his companion.
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06-07-2012, 06:19 PM #109a guy
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(jesus sorry for forgetting about this)
Originally Posted by baxbound
You STAB THE FUCKER (goblin)!
FACESTAB! You deal 6 damage to the goblin.
The goblin gets his sorry ass up.
The goblin attempts the LEGENDARY NAD KICK!
It misses, dealing 0 damage to you.
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06-07-2012, 06:30 PM #110Knight of Wolves
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It obviously should have used goblin punch. Being a goblin and all.
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06-07-2012, 07:46 PM #111Toxic Snail Moderator
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(How much damage did the miss do to his self esteem)
> The generall stabbity strategy seems to be working quite fine.
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06-07-2012, 09:26 PM #112
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>Use Sword on "Goblin leg" therefor incapacitating goblin.
>Get the fuck out of there.
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06-07-2012, 10:36 PM #113
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> Laugh at the goblin.
> Cut the goblin's leg off.
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06-07-2012, 10:36 PM #114
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> Laugh at the goblin.
> Cut the goblin's leg off.
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06-07-2012, 11:53 PM #115Freelance Mayor for Hire
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^This
(Also, self esteem thing. I love that.)
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06-08-2012, 02:00 AM #116that one adventure author
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>Stab the goblin in front of you
or
>Move away from the goblin south of you
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06-08-2012, 03:12 PM #117
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Trip the goblin, he's only standing on one leg
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06-09-2012, 12:41 AM #118Void of Title
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Be the goblin and make it choke itself.
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06-09-2012, 01:04 AM #119fu22y bunney22!!!
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this this this!! Originally Posted by aPawnAscending
jenius
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06-09-2012, 01:05 AM #120fu22y bunney22!!!
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and then this!!! :P Originally Posted by Gana0
jenius
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06-12-2012, 11:29 AM #121a guy
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Originally Posted by aPawnAscending
You shove your sword into the goblin's leg for 6 DAMAGE!
The goblin falls down, incapacitated and close to death.
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06-12-2012, 01:10 PM #122Toxic Snail Moderator
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> Behind you!
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06-12-2012, 03:34 PM #123that one adventure author
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>NOW run to the door to the WEST!
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06-12-2012, 04:37 PM #124
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Perform "MAD HOPZ" over the leftmost goblin and into the door to the west.
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06-12-2012, 05:18 PM #125a guy
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Originally Posted by Lisawags
In attempting to run to the WEST, you trip over the goblin, falling on him!
The goblin is now CONFUSED: SLIGHTLY!
The goblin is now AROUSED: MODERATELY!
You take 1 damage.
The goblin takes 3 damage.
The goblin has been slain!
The goblin drops loot; a DISCOUNT DAGGER, six COINS, and a HEALTH POTION.
The other goblin's technique, RIGHT BEHIND YOU, has missed!
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