Don't Die

[electronicgoat]

Go to the left to avoid the glitched text.

Okay, you go to the left.





In this room, there is an unsuspicious carpet, a torch, and a bronze dagger.

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[Silvak]

Stab the carpet with the dagger then light it on fire wnith the torch

[Kíeros]

> Loot all non-carpet stuff. Continue north. Still speedrun it.

[aPawnAscending]

>Use the knife to cut the carpet and construct carpetgorg.

[Proxyknight]

Check inventory.

[Avio]

>Check underneath the carpet for hidden treasure, side passages or monsters

[Lisawags]

>Take the sword then burn the carpet with the torch.

[electronicgoat]

>Take the sword then burn the carpet with the torch.

You add the little sword to your little inventory.



You burninate the carpet.







You discover a large hole. It looks like it goes down pretty far...

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Thanks for the commands guys!

[Silvak]

>drop the sword down the hole to see how far it goes, Or go back and grab the cheese and do the same thing

[aPawnAscending]

> Jump down the hole. This is the speed run, you don't have time to be cautious!

[baxbound]

>drop the sword down the hole to see how far it goes, Or go back and grab the cheese and do the same thing

Seconding the bolded bit.

[Kíeros]

> Jump down the hole. This is the speed run, you don't have time to be cautious!

This. Definitely, this.

[Lisawags]

Thirding the whole grabbing the cheese and throwing it down the hole bit.

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I think this adventure is pretty fun despite its simplicity. (or is it BECAUSE of its simplicity?????????)

[baxbound]

Thirding the whole grabbing the cheese and throwing it down the hole bit.

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I think this adventure is pretty fun despite its simplicity. (or is it BECAUSE of its simplicity?????????)

It's like a choose your own adventure book with more leniency and creativity involved.

Also, shit's way more random and hilarious.

[electronicgoat]

the whole grabbing the cheese and throwing it down the hole bit.

I'm sorry, I don't recognize what CHEESE you want to GRAB AND THROW DOWN THE HOLE?

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danke for the support guys, i think i might be able to get this out of the cradle soon or something?

[Lisawags]

>Eh, just take the door to the south

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I am pretty sure you can get your adventure out of the cradle, since you have at least 10 quality updates.

[electronicgoat]

>Eh, just take the door to the south

In this room, there appears to be a strange assortment of objects, including a peculiar green pyramid, a shark fin, and a yin-yang sphere.
There also appears to be someone here observing them.

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[baxbound]

KILL THE MAN WITH YOUR SWORD. NO TIME FOR CASUAL CHITCHAT WHEN YOU'RE SPEEDRUNNING.

[Lisawags]

>BACKSTAB

[Gana0]

Take the Yin-Yang

[Kíeros]

> Ask person if you can have an item.

[aPawnAscending]

> Keep going South, nothing to see here.

[Dakloze Duif]

Grab all the items and go to the next room, Or go back and grab the cheese and do the same thing

[baxbound]

WAIT NO BETTER IDEA.

Grab the man and throw him down the pit in the other room.

[aPawnAscending]

WAIT NO BETTER IDEA.

Grab the man and throw him down the pit in the other room.

WHAT HAVE WE EVEN BEEN THINKING!? DO THIS!

Also, celebrate out of the cradle party! Yey!