Don't Die

[Kíeros]

> Uh... you should probably attack him.

[M_Sheep]

>chew his legs!

[Lisawags]

>TAKE THE LOOT AND LEG IT

[hero122]

Throw the discount dagger at the other goblin's face! If it misses, roll out of the way of his next attack.

[wickedlycolorful]

stabey stab, taketh loot, runey run run!!

[electronicgoat]

Throw the discount dagger at the other goblin's face! If it misses, roll out of the way of his next attack.

You inch over to the discount dagger to pick it up.



You hurl the discout dagger at the other goblin!
FACESTAB! The attack deals 6 damage to the goblin.

The goblin is stunned by your throwing finesse (and also the dagger lodged in his face), and misses his turn. Your second command will not be necessary.

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[Kíeros]

> Get up, and recover that dagger of yours.

[Lisawags]

>fine just FINISH HIM

[Voltra The Lively]

> Take advantage of your low position and kick him where it hurts!

[informativeCloud]

Get up, retrieve knife, stab his face with other knife. Then use discount knife on face. Again.

[electronicgoat]

My update schedule is an entirely refined and disciplined thing.

> Get up, and recover that dagger of yours.

You get up.





The goblin pulls the dagger out of his face, taking 2 damage.
He readies the discount dagger.





You retrieve the discount dagger.



The goblin enters a defensive stance!
While in defensive stance, the goblin will negate 0% of all damage taken in the next turn!
That's probably because he doesn't have a fucking shield!

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[informativeCloud]

Stab face with discount dagger. Bring out sword and stab face with sword.

[Lisawags]

>FINISH HIM

[Kíeros]

> Attack him. Right where the shield isn't. Which is everywhere.

[electronicgoat]

Stab face with discount dagger. Bring out sword and stab face with sword.

FACESTAB! You deal 6 DAMAGE to the goblin!
His defensive stance blocks 0 DAMAGE, blocking precisely fuck all!



You take out your sword and also throw that in his face, why not!
FACESTAB! You deal 6 DAMAGE! OVERKILL!



The goblin has been slain in battle.
He drops a butterfly knife and 3 coins.

Victory achieved!

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[Kíeros]

> Obtain all the coins and other loot.

[baxbound]

> Dance around like a buffoon while fitting victory music plays

[electronicgoat]

> Obtain all the coins and other loot.

You clean out the room. All of the items are added to your inventory.



You notice the discount dagger is missing. It was simply too cheap to kill more than one goblin.

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[baxbound]

>Run AS FAST AS YOU CAN down the corridor to the west.

[Kíeros]

> Head to yon left. Or whatever Old English term is appropriate.

[SparkChaos]

> GREY: Do a victory dance before going through the door on the west.

[electronicgoat]

>Run AS FAST AS YOU CAN down the corridor to the west.

Bayn is in this room. Looks like he just got here.

A tall, menacing goblin guards the chest ahead. Are you a bad enough dude to open the chest?

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[SparkChaos]

> GREY AND BAYN: TEAM UP AND PARTAKE IN DOUBLE DIPLOMACY AGAINST THE GOBLIN

[electronicgoat]

> GREY AND BAYN: TEAM UP AND PARTAKE IN DOUBLE DIPLOMACY AGAINST THE GOBLIN

Bayn does not appear to be interested in jolly cooperation, though he will help administer diplomacy against the goblin.



He fires his CHEAP CROSSBOW at the goblin boss for 4 DAMAGE!



The goblin boss unleashes POIGNANT BLOOD for a massive 10 damage to Bayn!
POIGNANT BLOOD requires 3 turns to recharge.

Your move, ace!
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[redaeth]

Duel weild Butterfly Knife and Sword and cut off the goblin boss's arms.