Race: half dwarf half cat
There are TWO characters currently.
Wuh(No name input)
Would you like to create more characters,
Give Wuh a proper name?
Note: There is currently a severe lack of racial diversity.
Last edited by Morphimus; 05-26-2012 at 10:50 AM.
Race: Undead amalgamation of dead pet's
Last edited by Morphimus; 05-26-2012 at 11:56 AM.
Last edited by Morphimus; 01-01-2013 at 09:06 AM.
Start with wah-wah
Your name is Wah-Wah.
You are standing on a path in the outskirts of town.
There are two trees here, or rather, there were before you chopped one of them down yesterday.
You often hang around here chopping down trees. As you frequently say "I'd better get back to choppin' them trees. There's good money in that."
> Chop down tree.
[NOTE: ALL COMMANDS AFTER THIS POINT MUST BE PRECEDED BY THE CORRESPONDING NUMBER FOR THE CHARACTER (IN THIS CASE 2) OR THE NAME OF THE CHARACTER (IN THIS CASE WAH-WAH). IF A COMMAND IS POSTED WITHOUT THIS CLARIFICATION THE COMMAND WILL BE SENT TO WHICHEVER CHARACTER WAS COMMANDED LAST. PLEASE BE AWARE THAT YOU, AS THE PLAYER, MAY DECIDE TO BEGIN AN EXPEDITION WITH ANOTHER CHARACTER, CREATE A NEW CHARACTER, OR COMMAND ANOTHER CHARACTER AT
ANY TIME YOU DESIRE TO DO SO.]
Last edited by Morphimus; 06-23-2012 at 10:16 PM.
2: THERE IS A TREE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU WHY ARE YOU NOT CHOPPING IT.
2: Nurture Tree
2: chop down tree
3: appear behind tree having the tree fall on you
Done and done. You love the smell of fresh wood pulp. You often express this love verbally when you are traveling with companions. You are not currently traveling with anyone else though, so there's not really any need to speak, regardless of how much you enjoy something.
You had better haul this back to town. if you are going to sell this log like you normally do.
Hell no. You don't nurture anything especially trees. You literally could not give less of a fuck for these huge mindless towers of shit.
> Leap to Dimmy's rescue whilst bravely brandishing your lumberjack axe.
[ERROR. YOU CANNOT COMMAND CHARACTER 7 BECAUSE THERE CURRENTLY IS NO CHARACTER 7.]
[ERROR. YOU CANNOT COMMAND CHARACTER 3 BECAUSE CHARACTER 3 HAS NOT YET BEGUN THEIR EXPEDITION.]
Last edited by Morphimus; 06-13-2012 at 10:31 PM.
2: Chop wood into manageable pieces and sell it to the local shoppe
Your name is Lulzifer and you have recently arrived in this town and rented this room in the Paltry Poultry Inn. You have been standing here with your fairy familiar discussing the name of this inn.
He says the people who named it were morons because they picked such an unappealing name.
You say they probably picked it just because it relates to the foul they typically serve and "Paltry" was the only thing they could think to rhyme it with.
He says that only a moron would lack such a proper rhyme.
You tell him that non-fey don't have the knack for rhyming like he does.
He says whatever and then proceeds to just float there in the same spot he was before like the ungrateful little swine he is.
> Suggest the inn a more suitable name.
[NOTE: ALL COMMANDS AFTER THIS POINT MUST BE PRECEDED BY THE CORRESPONDING NUMBER FOR THE CHARACTER (IN THIS CASE 4) OR THE NAME OF THE CHARACTER (IN THIS CASE LULZIFER). IF A COMMAND IS POSTED WITHOUT THIS CLARIFICATION THE COMMAND WILL BE SENT TO WHICHEVER CHARACTER WAS COMMANDED LAST. PLEASE BE AWARE THAT YOU, AS THE PLAYER, MAY DECIDE TO BEGIN AN EXPEDITION WITH ANOTHER CHARACTER, CREATE A NEW CHARACTER, OR COMMAND ANOTHER CHARACTER AT
ANY TIME YOU DESIRE TO DO SO.]
[ENREOR; YOU HAVE CHOOSEN PWOIOSRELY. DOUBLE UP?--q-]
Last edited by Morphimus; 06-23-2012 at 10:15 PM.