EXPEDITION FOR THE AUREATE DEMITASSE!

[Morphimus]

[ArmsAreLoud]

>Press select

[Morphimus]

>Press select

Welcome to EXPEDITION FOR THE AUREATE DEMITASSE!
By pressing the SELECT BUTTON you have unlocked
CHARACTER CUSTOMISATION!
Congratulations!

[ArmsAreLoud]

Name: Kerry
Race: Human/Dwarf hybrid abomination
Class: Spoony Bard

[Kíeros]

Name: Kerry
Race: Human/Dwarf hybrid abomination
Class: Spoony Bard

Yep. I like those. Especially the spoony bard.

[Askia]

Race: half dwarf half cat
Class: lumberjack

[Morphimus]

Name: Kerry
Race: Human/Dwarf hybrid abomination
Class: Spoony Bard

Race: half dwarf half cat
Class: lumberjack

There are TWO characters currently.
Kerry
the Halfdwarf
Spoony-bard
and
Wuh(No name input)
the Dwarf-cat
Lumberjack

Would you like to create more characters,
or
Give Wuh a proper name?

Note: There is currently a severe lack of racial diversity.

[Tam Lin]

Wah-Wah for Wuh.

[Silvak]

Name: Dimmy
Race: Undead amalgamation of dead pet's
Class: Meatshield/Pet

[Morphimus]

Name: Kerry
Race: Human/Dwarf hybrid abomination
Class: Spoony Bard

Wah-Wah for Wuh.

Name: Dimmy
Race: Undead amalgamation of dead pet's
Class: Meatshield/Pet

Wuh shall henceforth be called Wah-Wah!

New character:
Dimmy
the Petbomination
Meatshield

Would you like to continue character creation
or
Begin your expedition?

[Aleisha]

Also make Lulzifer the dragon/elf mix who is a paladin/fairy summoner, then begin the game with all four of these monstrosities.

[Kíeros]

> Begin expedition!

[Morphimus]

Also make Lulzifer the dragon/elf mix who is a paladin/fairy summoner, then begin the game with all four of these monstrosities.

> Begin expedition!

New character:
Lulzifer
the Halfdragon Elf
Paladin/Fairy summoner



Please select your character so you can begin your expedition!

>(1)Kerry
>(2)Wah-Wah
>(3)Dimmy
>(4)Lulzifer
>(5)Katia
>(6)Derek
>(7)Alanzaa
>(8)Slasher
>(9)Alan
>(10)Biscuits
>(11)Zork

[Silvak]

Start with wah-wah

[Kíeros]

> Lulzifer.

[Morphimus]

Start with wah-wah

2-1

Your name is Wah-Wah.
You are standing on a path in the outskirts of town.
There are two trees here, or rather, there were before you chopped one of them down yesterday.
You often hang around here chopping down trees. As you frequently say "I'd better get back to choppin' them trees. There's good money in that."

> Chop down tree.

!
[NOTE: ALL COMMANDS AFTER THIS POINT MUST BE PRECEDED BY THE CORRESPONDING NUMBER FOR THE CHARACTER (IN THIS CASE 2) OR THE NAME OF THE CHARACTER (IN THIS CASE WAH-WAH). IF A COMMAND IS POSTED WITHOUT THIS CLARIFICATION THE COMMAND WILL BE SENT TO WHICHEVER CHARACTER WAS COMMANDED LAST. PLEASE BE AWARE THAT YOU, AS THE PLAYER, MAY DECIDE TO BEGIN AN EXPEDITION WITH ANOTHER CHARACTER, CREATE A NEW CHARACTER, OR COMMAND ANOTHER CHARACTER AT
ANY TIME YOU DESIRE TO DO SO.]

[trueBug]

2: THERE IS A TREE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU WHY ARE YOU NOT CHOPPING IT.

[Kíeros]

> 2: Chop down wood!
> 7: Jump randomly.

[Sypl]

2: Nurture Tree

[Silvak]

2: chop down tree
3: appear behind tree having the tree fall on you

[Morphimus]

2-2

2: THERE IS A TREE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU WHY ARE YOU NOT CHOPPING IT.

> 2: Chop down wood!

2: chop down tree

Done and done. You love the smell of fresh wood pulp. You often express this love verbally when you are traveling with companions. You are not currently traveling with anyone else though, so there's not really any need to speak, regardless of how much you enjoy something.

You had better haul this back to town. if you are going to sell this log like you normally do.

2: Nurture Tree

Hell no. You don't nurture anything especially trees. You literally could not give less of a fuck for these huge mindless towers of shit.

> Leap to Dimmy's rescue whilst bravely brandishing your lumberjack axe.

> 7: Jump randomly.

!
[ERROR. YOU CANNOT COMMAND CHARACTER 7 BECAUSE THERE CURRENTLY IS NO CHARACTER 7.]

3: appear behind tree having the tree fall on you

!
[ERROR. YOU CANNOT COMMAND CHARACTER 3 BECAUSE CHARACTER 3 HAS NOT YET BEGUN THEIR EXPEDITION.]

[Silvak]

2: Chop wood into manageable pieces and sell it to the local shoppe

[Kíeros]

-1: Glitch into existence.

[Morphimus]

4-1

> Lulzifer.

Your name is Lulzifer and you have recently arrived in this town and rented this room in the Paltry Poultry Inn. You have been standing here with your fairy familiar discussing the name of this inn.
He says the people who named it were morons because they picked such an unappealing name.
You say they probably picked it just because it relates to the foul they typically serve and "Paltry" was the only thing they could think to rhyme it with.
He says that only a moron would lack such a proper rhyme.
You tell him that non-fey don't have the knack for rhyming like he does.
He says whatever and then proceeds to just float there in the same spot he was before like the ungrateful little swine he is.

> Suggest the inn a more suitable name.

!
[NOTE: ALL COMMANDS AFTER THIS POINT MUST BE PRECEDED BY THE CORRESPONDING NUMBER FOR THE CHARACTER (IN THIS CASE 4) OR THE NAME OF THE CHARACTER (IN THIS CASE LULZIFER). IF A COMMAND IS POSTED WITHOUT THIS CLARIFICATION THE COMMAND WILL BE SENT TO WHICHEVER CHARACTER WAS COMMANDED LAST. PLEASE BE AWARE THAT YOU, AS THE PLAYER, MAY DECIDE TO BEGIN AN EXPEDITION WITH ANOTHER CHARACTER, CREATE A NEW CHARACTER, OR COMMAND ANOTHER CHARACTER AT
ANY TIME YOU DESIRE TO DO SO.]

-1: Glitch into existence.

?
[ENREOR; YOU HAVE CHOOSEN PWOIOSRELY. DOUBLE UP?--q-]

[Kíeros]

> Yes, double up.