A bare bone lies on the grass. It just so happens that today is the day it gains sentience what will its name be?
A bare bone lies on the grass. It just so happens that today is the day it gains sentience what will its name be?
> Humerus.
>Creepysmile dogfood
why you do some thing that meen?
that's better
you are humerus it just so happens today is your birthday because you were just born today, You have no inventory because you just became alive, You appear to be the bone of an arm
what should you do?
Last edited by blackjackal; 05-26-2012 at 10:37 AM.
> Float around happily.
You flout around aimlessly for a good hour or so.
This is completely a waste of time
what should you do now?
Last edited by Silvak; 05-26-2012 at 10:39 AM.
>suddenly dog
OH SHIT A DOG
what should you do?
Last edited by blackjackal; 05-26-2012 at 04:59 PM.
>Dog: Come closer to show us that you're actually much bigger than Humerus!
you dart away from the big mean dog hoping to lose its interests,
you fly towards the top of the hill with the dog now more closer to actual size still following you, What will you do?
> Fly up the tree; dogs cannot climb. Why else would cats go up trees?
HAHA you should be safe from pests like him up here
....... how the FUCK did you not see that before
how do you escape the cthuloid?
>Sprinkle salt on it and hope that isn't just a slug thing.
(■_■¬)
> You don't because you can't.
This> try to get the other bones to help you
Failing that float to the other end of the tree and get that sunny thing to help you out, it looks friendly
PONIES?
^yeah like I said that sunny dude looks friendly. you could also check your skill list to see what you can actually do besides just floating around
PONIES?
you run to the sun to ask for help it seems like a cool guy the cuthuloid seems to have given up the dog illusion
meanwhile on the sun
the viewer stands staring into space thinking of what new emotion to paint on to the sun
~◕ w◕~ <--this emotion, obviously.