LEGSQUEST (A Heartstuck Fanventure)

[ArmsAreLoud]

FAN ART COMPILATION:

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The image that started it all. lovecraftianParadox's piece detailing the sexy image of Michelle, which would go on to inspire this adventure.

A portrait of Michelle by easykill. She looks so sad, her mom must have found her porn stash.

Wait, who the hell is this bitch? This is no character I know! Silly easykill, trying to pass this off as fan art. Pffft. PFFFFT.

Another picture by lovecraftianParadox, this time providing IMAGES to show the scene in which Michael gives up hope on ever making his way to Skaia Academy. Poor guy.

typoAdventure drew this fan art of Michelle's masterpiece. She began masturbating immediately.

This is Michelle. She's not wearing any pants. I wonder why?

Easykill arting Michelle ruining dicks for Serenity forever.

LP's drawing of Ash Wasp. Ash is pretty cool, and so is this drawing.

Typo made this picture of Michelle rudely interrupting Vriska... doing something.

Alejandro stood up and got a good, long, hard look at Richie. Richie showed fear and yet he still looked somehow... willing. Yearning. Craving. Alejandro touched the much smaller man's face and whispered sweet nothings in his ear. Richie blushed, either unable or unwilling to say anything. Perhaps afraid that his weak tongue would ruin the moment? Fortunately, Alejandro's tongue was very skilled. Alejandro continued working his way down Richie's beautifully frail body, first the shoulders, then the chest, then his belly, before finally working his way down to Richie's zipper. It was obvious what Richie wanted and Alejandro was determined to give it to him. In one swift motion Alejandro pulled down Richie's trousers, and in one glorious stroke he

Ms. Marina: Micheeeelle, dinner's ready!

Michelle: Arghaisfifaf oh shit... Coming, mom!

Your name is MICHELLE MARINA and you were just RUDELY INTERRUPTED in the designing of a critical chapter in your latest creation. You were right in the middle of the climax, quite ready to type down Richie's climax around the same time you reached your own. Curse your mother's punctuality with the preparation of dinner.

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After spending a few moments to make yourself more presentable you scurry on down to the dinner table. The first thing you notice is pancakes; lots and lots of pancakes. Holy mother fucking shit you love pancakes. You love to stack them on top of each other and cover them with hot, sticky syrup. There is always a greater necessity for syrup than there is room on the plate, and it depresses you.

These are the kinds of things you think about.

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You sit down, get a trio of pancakes (everything is better when you have more than one at the same time), and before you can reach for the syrup your hand gets slapped away by your mother. She expects you to say grace alongside the rest of the family. Your brother, Michael, snickers. God you hate that guy.

After saying the same typical prayer that always happens when you are selected to say it you begin scarfing down your pancakes as fast as possible. You may love pancakes, but you love writing smut even more.

Ms. Marina: So, Michael... How'd your day go?

Oh god they're doing this again, they're going to expect you to talk to them. You are going to be sitting here for an hour.

Mike: It was fine.

OK, phew, he doesn't have anything to say, maybe they will accept this and you can say the same when they get to y

Ms. Marina: Please, Michael... You're going away soon, I want to be able to talk to you just for today.

God dammit

Mike: Uh, yeah... Okay mom. Well, I quit my job today, I guess. Can't really work at Wal-Mart if you're moving to Austria after all, ha ha. Boss wasn't too happy about it but he's never happy about anything. So... yeah.

Ms. Marina: Ha ha, I'm sure. So Michelle, how about you?

Oh god she wants you to say something what do you say WHAT DO YOU SAAAAAY

[Patchman]

> comment about school, and don't mix it up with your smut, or the pancakes

[easykill]

> try not to talk about boys and sex. Fail.

[lovecraftianParadox]

> Shit shit shit, uhhh, talk about your friends! Oh fuck, wait, do you have friends?

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Michelle: Say you were reading a Romance novel. It was very riveting and you wish to spend at least 10 minutes more reading it for the day, or at least for as long as it takes to get over the... romantic intrigue... yeah let's go with that. Slip in as much vague innuendo as possible.

[typoAdventure]

Michael talked about his job. Quick talk about your job!
You work at a hardware store so that you can oogle all the guys who come in.

[bloodyEmissary]

>Stack pancakes in mouth to maximize preoccupation

[Gerti]

> Flip table. Abscond.

[darkTechnomancer]

> Flip table. Abscond.

Seconds

[NotPete]

> Flip table. Abscond.

Thirded.

[genteelGunslinger]

>Discuss your love of pancakes, while subtly slipping in innuendo, of which neither your brother or mother pick up on.

[Edo Nagori]

> Accidentally blurt out something about you being attracted to women

Or

> Discover the meaning of life.

[Fish]

Stab fork in bionic arm. Scream.

[ArmsAreLoud]

>Stab fork in bionic arm
You lack a bionic arm! You wish you had one, though. That would be bad ass. You could be like Spencer with boobs and be all like BIONIC... AAAAAAAAAAAARM when you punch people. Unfortunately you'd require some freak accident to have an excuse to get a bionic arm, and what are the odds of that happening? Pretty low, you think.

> Accidentally blurt out something about you being attracted to women
But... you're not attracted to women? At least you don't think you are. It's not really something that you've ever really thought about before. Hmm...

> Flip table. Abscond.
The last time you did this you got spanked for your trouble. The event is what made you decide that it is a lot more fun to spank people than get spanked. In theory, at least. You've never tried it before because of the whole "never had a boyfriend" thing. God you're lonely.

>Say you were reading a Romance novel. It was very riveting and you wish to spend at least 10 minutes more reading it for the day, or at least for as long as it takes to get over the... romantic intrigue... yeah let's go with that. Slip in as much vague innuendo as possible.
A ha ha ha ha

A ha ha ha

Ha ha

Yeah no. That would not go over well with your Bible Belt, Jesus-loving parents. Porn is unacceptable, which is why you and your brother are practically living in it. Though the subject matter differs the subtext of rebellion is always present.

>Discover the meaning of life.
But you already know the meaning of life! It's dicks. Lots and lots of dicks.

>Shit shit shit, uhhh, talk about your friends! Oh fuck, wait, do you have friends?
Do people on the internet count?

It suddenly occurs to you that you have been sitting here deliberating on what you will say for the past ten minutes. Your parents are kind of awkwardly staring at you while your brother is trying his very best not to laugh his ass off. Stupid twin telepathy.

>Michael talked about his job. Quick talk about your job!
Yes! Yes yes yes yes! This is the thing you should be doing. Sweet Jesus why didn't you think of this first???

Michelle: Well work was fine. I quit Best Buy today.

Ms. Marina: And how did that go over with your manager?

Michelle: He uh, took it rather well. He said he wished me luck at the new school. "Wish me luck" your ass. You're not gonna lie (at least to yourself), you were a shitty employee. Your boss was looking for a reason to get rid of you and you moving before he could fire you was a huge stroke of luck for all involved. Great, now you're depressed again.

You finish dinner in relative silence before heading back upstairs. Tomorrow you will finally move out of this hell hole of a town... But you will be going to a place where boys do not exist. It makes you so sad that you cannot muster up the libido to finish your novel. But, it's still seven o' clock and you are bored out of your mind.

Bleh.

[OrangeAipom]

> Hug everyone.

[typoAdventure]

>Begin planning nefarious plot to switch places with your brother
>Be distracted by teh yaois

[Candor]

>Engage in twin telepathy to figure out what's going on in Michael's head. Learn his secret to confidently bluffing through dinner so that what just happened never happens again. You know, just in case you're ever invited back to dinner and you stupidly say yes.

or

>Chat with internet people

or

>Go to sleep and have meaningful (?) dreams.

[Fish]

Yes sleep and have "meaningful" dreams.

[ArmsAreLoud]

>Hug everyone
But there is nobody here to hug. You suppose you could hug the Hazama body pillow that you have hidden in the closet.

You do that for a little bit. Mmmm...

>Begin planning nefarious plot to switch places with your brother
You are not very good at nefarious plots. You're more of a take-advantage-of-the-moment kind of gal. You've been half-hoping that your brother would come up with something but he has given no indication of even trying. Shame on you, Mike. Shame on you.

>Engage in twin telepathy to figure out what's going on in Michael's head
You focus really really hard on what Mike is thinking. As it turns out, he's thinking about women making out.

You really didn't need telepathy for this. It was pretty obvious.

>Chat with internet people
You don't know who to chat with! Nobody is on right now.

A bloo bloo bloo forever alone

>Be distracted by teh yaois
You distract yourself with teh yaois. You suppose that it will be less pressure on the mind if it's somebody else's work.

...God damn that's hot.

>Go to sleep and have meaningful dreams
God DAYUM that's hot.

[Fish]

Check mspaforums.com/showthread.php?48118-LEGSQUEST-(A-Heartstuck-Fanventure)&p=6424587#post6424587

Alternatively,
Be Mike.

[Gerti]

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> Michelle: Be the slumber party

> Just go to school already.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

> Michelle: Be sure to bring your camera. And your swirly glasses go without saying, yes?

[OrangeAipom]

> Legs: Spread legs.

[ArmsAreLoud]

>Michelle: Spread legs
Well that's just obscene. And you're asleep, if they are spread it is not something you did consciously.

>Michelle: Check LEGSQUEST
THE QUEST OF LEGS. This hentai parody of King's Quest was a collab between you and another sad pathetic yaoi obsessed internet low life. You did the writing, she did the arting. You are quite proud of it. Unfortunately you cannot make another run through right now because. Y'know. You're asleep.

>Michelle: Be Mike
You are now Mike. You have spent the last ten days plotting to switch places with Michelle. Though you are reasonably certain that you could pass for a girl with the proper appliance of makeup and an asthma-based excuse out of gym, there is really no fucking way that your sister would ever be able to pass for a boy. She would inevitably fuck it up, and if her cover is blown so is yours. You wouldn't even have enough time to get the girls at Skaia comfortable with the idea of your dick. A travesty. A travesty, you say!

You pass out from exhaustion and frustration and dream of being the meat in the world's greatest sandwich.

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You stop being Mike so you can be Michelle. You wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. You grab your glasses, you're out the door, you're gonna ditch this city. Before you leave you brush your teeth wit

Mike: No. Please. Michelle. Just... just stop. I beg of you.

You are snapped out of your Ke$ha induced trance by the tears of your brother. He misplaced his headphones and could not find them before it was time to leave, so now he has to listen to your music. He looks like he is about to cry. You laugh; you cannot help it, it is simply schadenfreude.

Mike: Michelle, you are not allowed to use that word. Only my vocabulary is big enough to use that word.

Michelle: Yeah, yeah whatever. Ooh, Soul Sister is next! I love this song!

Mike: Oh please someone just kill me now

The two of you are currently in the back seat of your MOM'S MINI-VAN, on your way to the Houston Intercontinental Airport. You will be separated there, going on two different planes to two different destinations. You doubt you will see each other again for a long time... But hey, there's always mibbit.

[OrangeAipom]

Does she say her narrations out loud?