Zayne Plays Mother 3!: An Exercise in Rapid Screen Capping

[Zayne]

Oh boy! Looks like i'm getting off to a good start already!


Yes... a very difficult choice.


Well, looks like that English Patch worked nicely. Now... What to name him? There is just so much pressure... oh god... I don't know if I can handle it. WAIT, What is that?


Don't Care? This game says what we're all thinking!


Yep, STILL don't care.


Oop. That's a typo. Definitely a typo.


There we go. I certainly love me some pasta.


Oh, darn those typos!


Might as well be. Couldn't buy my pasta without it.


Of course I am... It's not like there was a time limit on my answers or anything.


Wait, Sunshine forest? Did I miss something? (Turns out I did)


From the Forrest to the Desert... Beyond is an understatement.


Oh! What a cheery looking house I can't wait to figure out whose it is.


Well, gee game. THANKS. Bluntness sure is convenient.


AS LONG AS I FEEL LIKE MOTHER, WHY?


I suppose that is a good enough reason to...


CHRIST WOMAN. Relax.


WAT?


Oh. I am quite sure they are... Now, can I have just 5 more minutes?


OH GOD. Fine.


ooh! flowers! No problem? I should hope not. they ARE such pretty flowers.


SEE, I AM AWAKE NOW MOTHER.


No need for that mother. Wait... was that Grandpa the whole time? I am just going to not speak to him now...


Why ever can I not go out in my Pajamas? People take the freaking SAT in pajamas.


Aww, look at how only moderately different I look!


Are these Drago babies? they look rather like chickens to me... IMA PET IT.


Come BAAAAACK baby Dragochicken!


OH GOOD GOD. IT SPEAKS.


RUN AWAAAY!


You know what? After that? I think I am going to steer clear of these pigs.


Poetic Frog?




aaaaaand KABOOM! Fourth Wall just exploded.


The Hop was a bit much... But sure.


First file. Its like a very sad first kiss for supernerds.


And then we save twice to satisfy the OCD.

[Zayne]

Ah, You frogs all look the same to me xD


ONE! Is the loneliest number that you'll ever do!


DON'T DO IT!, guy whose name I forgot.


Oh... you did it...


Freaking Drago's always luring kids into a false sense of security.


You have balls kid... BALLS.
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU WERE THE TWAT WHO WOKE ME UP. I IGNORED GRANDPA BECAUSE OF YOU!


Well, I should hope not! Have you seen how old I am?


SORRY! I didnt mean to ignore you!




OH, thats why you were screaming. You were warning me of imminent 4th wall breaking.


I know you can do it Claus


HA! He didn't fall over!


Or... it did...


Time for me to try my hand at this business.


THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA!


But it felt FANTASTIC.

[Zayne]

Ooh... My that is kinky xD


BABY DRAGO IS HUNGRY... FETCH IT A NI.... no...


NO! Don't let the massive dinosaur handle it... we little kids got it covered.


I don't even to know what kind of person runs from a CRICKET.


OH NO! I go bit!... BY A FREAKING CRICKET


DAMN STRAIGHT!


That's usually what surrender means. Yep.


Has that Drago just been sitting there, staring this whole time?


You guys have a stadium? Will we even fit in it?


Yes then? ... Dawg


Oh, its not. You killed it. Like a heartless bitch.


Oh... cool. You didn't make mole cricket did you?


Oh, well, that is kind of weir...


CLAUS. QUIT BEING A TWAT


You know shes going to say pasta...


Told you...


You say that like it is a Sunday stroll...


What are you doing woman?





OH... THAT was... sweet?


There goes the prologue... whew...

[AnotherHomestuckUsername]

Get ready for the best RPG you will ever play.

... Maybe. Probably. If you feel that way. I do. Best game.

[Zayne]

I'm certainly looking forward to it after the absolute rush of an experience I had playing Earthbound.

[Chirality]

I am curious and entertained, being unfamiliar with the Earthbound/Mother serie. Keep it up!

[youdont12know]

You are not prepared.

[Zayne]

Thanks guys!

Updates starting in a little more than an hour.

[Zayne]

Ah! This must be the forest I missed earlier. Its so pretty.


NO! Not the forest!


This house isn't going to get blown up is it?


Oh... well he's cool I guess.


I TOLD YOU THERE WAS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT THOSE PIGS!


Pigs with doughnuts...


Don't just leave your doughnut!


Did your doughnut explode?


OH MY GOD EXPLODING DOUGHNUTS


Gotta go tell everyone about the exploding doughnuts!


You aren't LISTENING!


And so the news of the exploding doughnuts was extinguished almost as quickly as it came to blaze.


"runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun"


"runrun'


"run"


"runrunrun... OH Hi doggie!"


Man, I just love these visual sound effects.


Who.. WHAT! I feel asleep at the table!


HA! My name is Flint. I get it.


Lets go find this fire!


Found it!


Urgent fire... or nap. The choice seems simple.


yep... a no-brainer.

[Zayne]

Lets get on this adventure!


Wait... why is there an inlet here?


Are you still out there?!?!


-_-



How good of you to give up. I guess I will just come out now.


Yeah... you yank that knob


Now... OUTTA MY WAY!


Dog: I think the man said... OUTTA HIS WAY!


Same person >


THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I DOZED OFF!


My foot is going to make your ass regret that statement if you don't move. -_-


I KEEP TRYING!


OH! HAPPY DAY.


You are just as kinky as the Drago, that's what.


But mommy told me I shouldn't play with sticks... I don't want to put my eye out.


I just wanted to give you my regards...


TWO! Can be as bad as one!


Whats WRONG with you?


I take back my previous statement. O.O


Logic would dictate that... yep


That fourth wall just CAN Not catch a break...


REGARDS!


Fire spreads... asshat


Nosy shrine...


It's like Bob Marley and Luigi had a baby...


an asthmatic baby...


Who is apparently homeless.


I BET HE DID!


Alright fire... lets do this.

[-Benedict]

Oh dang oh dang oh dang. Mother 3, oh my GOODNESS I really oughta write blog post about that can't believe I forgot, like this of one of maybe three games that seriously made me cry, and the only one that did so more than once. SO good, seriously, keep playing this dude.

[Softspoken]

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Oop. That's a typo. Definitely a typo.

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There we go. I certainly love me some pasta.

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Oh, darn those typos!

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Might as well be. Couldn't buy my pasta without it.

You have a bizzare obsession with penne, but that's okay I won't judge you.

[youdont12know]

All penne is pasta, but not all pasta penne. Macaroni, Spaghetti, Lasanga and Ravioli are other well know types of pasta, and there's also lesserknown ones like Canneloni, Fusili, Tagiatella and it's big brother Pappardelle, Tortellini, Linguine and Conchiglie.

[Softspoken]

All penne is pasta, but not all pasta penne. Macaroni, Spaghetti, Lasanga and Ravioli are other well know types of pasta, and there's also lesserknown ones like Canneloni, Fusili, Tagiatella and it's big brother Pappardelle, Tortellini, Linguine and Conchiglie.

That's... That's half of the joke, yes.

[Jolts]

Mother 3? Awesome choice. I played it a couple years ago and it's definitely one of my favorite RPG's.
Nice job with the running commentary! It's pretty funny, though I keep on thinking that would be better as a video series. Regardless, I'm definitely gonna be staying up to date with this.

[Zayne]

Hey guys, thanks for the feedback. I have been going through some rough personal problems, on top of trying to get everything together for the convention this weekend, so updates have slowed down a bit. I apologize for that, I will try to have something in for you later tonight though.

[Zayne]

That's... That's half of the joke, yes.

Yeah, I don't think many people picked up on that xD It was quite clever. (Your joke, not mine)

[Zayne]

His hair... is amazing


Lost in your hair? :O


Only if you decide to be the first frog to actually ask for regards.
He wasn't


Hell no.


SOUP?!?!???!?!?!


Okay, that is not soup... its a sauna, lets not make this awkward.


YOU ARE MAKING IT AWKWARD!


Quit making it awkward!


This isn't what it looks like, those bats just keep hurting me... I promise...

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It's like someone is watching Electric Soldier Porygon in there...


This does look quite like the aftermath of ESP...


Turns out, fire hurts you EVEN IF YOUR NAME IS FLINT


Get away from that box evil pigman! I shall not let you waste another exploding doughnut!


That's what I THOUGHT!


N.... NO! NO!


oh... whew. Its just... what are those? Fireflies?


Cool GUYS DON'T LOOK AT FIREFLIES! Wait... no. That's not how that goes.


Enemy hiding in the ground? ARE YOU PULLING A HOENN ON ME?


Not making that mistake again.


I stand corrected...


This guy has even more balls than I do! He doesn;t only sleep when he knows OF a fire, he sleeps RIGHT NEXT TO IT!


Because apparently, I don't get out much...


Dude... with all of our names, real estate should have stopped selling us houses right next to a forest...


How did you see ME first? He was the one shouting at you like an idiot...


FROM WHERE? The fire? That brings a whole new meaning to the word "fireflies"


Yes, that is EXACTLY what that is.


Really? Do you guys get out less than I do?


Why do you need fuel? Pouring fuel on a fire usually makes things worse doesn't... Its a person isn't it?


Oh that phrase could not be more perfectly poetic for this situation.


PSH! This is going to be a piece of cake.


I lied...


Went back to the sauna and healed. Let's do this! LEEERRROYYY! Flint.

[Softspoken]

ELECTRIC SOLDIER PORYGON 2 DIGITAL BOOGALOO

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

The yammonsters are annoying, but surprisingly delicious!

[Zayne]

xD oh yes! Nice gif by the way. Mind if I throw it in the actual post?

[Jolts]

Gotta love the steamy music that plays whenever you enter a hot spring. It never gets any less awkward...