Oh boy! Looks like i'm getting off to a good start already!
Yes... a very difficult choice.
Well, looks like that English Patch worked nicely. Now... What to name him? There is just so much pressure... oh god... I don't know if I can handle it. WAIT, What is that?
Don't Care? This game says what we're all thinking!
Yep, STILL don't care.
Oop. That's a typo. Definitely a typo.
There we go. I certainly love me some pasta.
Oh, darn those typos!
Might as well be. Couldn't buy my pasta without it.
Of course I am... It's not like there was a time limit on my answers or anything.
Wait, Sunshine forest? Did I miss something? (Turns out I did)
From the Forrest to the Desert... Beyond is an understatement.
Oh! What a cheery looking house I can't wait to figure out whose it is.
Well, gee game. THANKS. Bluntness sure is convenient.
AS LONG AS I FEEL LIKE MOTHER, WHY?
I suppose that is a good enough reason to...
CHRIST WOMAN. Relax.
Oh. I am quite sure they are... Now, can I have just 5 more minutes?
OH GOD. Fine.
ooh! flowers! No problem? I should hope not. they ARE such pretty flowers.
SEE, I AM AWAKE NOW MOTHER.
No need for that mother. Wait... was that Grandpa the whole time? I am just going to not speak to him now...
Why ever can I not go out in my Pajamas? People take the freaking SAT in pajamas.
Aww, look at how only moderately different I look!
Are these Drago babies? they look rather like chickens to me... IMA PET IT.
Come BAAAAACK baby Dragochicken!
OH GOOD GOD. IT SPEAKS.
You know what? After that? I think I am going to steer clear of these pigs.
aaaaaand KABOOM! Fourth Wall just exploded.
The Hop was a bit much... But sure.
First file. Its like a very sad first kiss for supernerds.
And then we save twice to satisfy the OCD.