Bungling Archaeology 101

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

I have hope in sylladex right now. I keep it next to greed and hatred. I want to collect the whole Pandora's Box.



She gets pity levels. They're like normal levels but filled with shame.

So basically, it's like a passive-aggressive echeladder

You acheived a new level,

complete and irredeemable dumbass

I hope you're happy.

[safetyboots]

There was a car in the wallet :/

Guys, this totally means that the car will be important later.

Here.

GG: Oh!
GG: No!!
GG: I am not going to destroy my dad's car

[xqz]

There was a car in the wallet :/

Guys, this totally means that the car will be important later.

She didn't want to destroy Dad's car though!

apparently Jane cares more about her father's property than she does about objects of vital importance to a quest that her life may depend on


now seems like an auspicious time to go to sleep
farewell

[Stormspirit]

The Obelisk was worth so much grist because it was somewhat "mission critical" for Jane's personal quest.

And then automatic 'haha you fucked up'.

There was a car in the wallet :/

Guys, this totally means that the car will be important later.

Jane specifically said she wouldn't get rid of the car. And she obviously has to drive it through LOCAH with Jake like a motherfucking pimp.

[Doom Zero]

What if
what if Jane tried to shred the widget?

How much is the gristwidget worth?
...

Hmm. I had a much more intelligent thought to bring up, but I seem to have forgotten it while typing that massive waste of a post.

[mysteriousOutsider]

I would have gristified Lil' Seb

then immediately afterwards I would gristify the TEARS OF THE FANDOM

that's like infinite grist right there

[User 18]

Just because Jane has some semi-justification for keeping the car doesn't mean it can't be important later.

The B2 kids are 16, right?

Do any of them know how to drive? Probably not, come to think of it.

[Yaridovich23]

There was a car in the wallet :/

Guys, this totally means that the car will be important later.

Maybe she'll use the car to bust through that broken door. Or she could just use Lil Seb. But the former way is cooler.

[Varkarrus]

IDE/Theory: Most of Nepeta's brain is dedicated to be a savant when it comes to quantum phsysics and if you were to begin teaching it to her she would suddenly become amazing at it.

dang it I dropped a hint to let one of you guys be the lucky person who'd make a Schroedinger's cat joke and then receive all the glory while I stand in the sidelines smirking. Whatever.

[mas369]

Just because Jane has some semi-justification for keeping the car doesn't mean it can't be important later.

The B2 kids are 16, right?

Do any of them know how to drive? Probably not, come to think of it.

Jane is around 15 and a half, and considering that she is the only one of the B2 kids that have lived a relatively normal life she probably has had some experience with driving and may have a permit.

[Dragonstorm]

The Obelisk was worth so much grist because it was somewhat "mission critical" for Jane's personal quest.

AKA: she really screwed up.

[Doom Zero]

I remembered the intelligent thing I wanted to say.

The grist gutter's "storage bar" thingie. It looks like a genome.

Like, all of those colours look like a gene sequence.
Actually, probably a protein sequence. Do they do those? I'm not really all that in-depth into the biology course I'm taking. If they do protein sequencing, that gutter's storage bar would for sures resemble one of those.

[recalcitrantIre]

2 and 9 aren't even digits in 518,318! Though you get an A' for effort.

I think you have the wrong number there
unless its changed since the last time I looked at the page
no its still 581,329

[Stormspirit]

Jane is around 15 and a half, and considering that she is the only one of the B2 kids that have lived a relatively normal life she probably has had some experience with driving and may have a permit.

I thought you needed to be sixteen to have a permit. Or even have the right to get your foot on the pedal. At least, that's the most common age. I don't know if it's different in other countries.

I remembered the intelligent thing I wanted to say.

The grist gutter's "storage bar" thingie. It looks like a genome.

Like, all of those colours look like a gene sequence.
Actually, probably a protein sequence. Do they do those? I'm not really all that in-depth into the biology course I'm taking. If they do protein sequencing, that gutter's storage bar would for sures resemble one of those.

Yeah, protein sequencing is a thing. And it's true that the colors match, to some degree.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

dang it I dropped a hint to let one of you guys be the lucky person who'd make a Schroedinger's cat joke and then receive all the glory while I stand in the sidelines smirking. Whatever.

Oh nooooooo

That would have been a great joke

How did I not pick up on that?

I think you have the wrong number there
unless its changed since the last time I looked at the page
no its still 581,329

I

uhhhhm

*ollies outi*

[ArmsAreLoud]

So I'm guessing a panel of Jane banging her head against the door trying to figure out what to do while saying STUPID STUPID STUPID to herself and ignoring AR's texts and then a transition to Dirk's room. This is definitely the thing that is going to happen and not AR getting easy pickings on Jane's foolishness. Because that's TOO OBVIOUS AND HUSSIE IS A TOTAL TROLL WHO NEVER DOES THE MOST LIKELY THING BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE DOES HURRR DURR HURR HURRR

And on that note I am going to bed. Early morning work sucks.

[NotPete]

I thought you needed to be sixteen to have a permit. Or even have the right to get your foot on the pedal. At least, that's the most common age. I don't know if it's different in other countries.

15 1/2 in most of the US means you can get a learners permit. You can drive as long as a parent is with you, basically.

[safetyboots]

Just because Jane has some semi-justification for keeping the car doesn't mean it can't be important later.

"Semi-justification"?

I understand, but that's a stretch. I'd rather wait.

I don't know if it's different in other countries.

Eighteen over here.

[mas369]

I thought you needed to be sixteen to have a permit. Or even have the right to get your foot on the pedal. At least, that's the most common age. I don't know if it's different in other countries.

I'm pretty sure it varies from state to state here in the US, but I think it's usually 15 1/2 for a learner's permit and 16 for a license.

Edit: They allow a permit at 15 in Washington, so that's that.

[genteelGunslinger]

Well, these were some interesting updates. I also missed a post by Andrew? Huh. Well, Jane has just fucked up her quest. Great. Good job Jane. Good job.

Now, she just needs something big to blow open that door.

Launch the car at it?

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Well, these were some interesting updates. I also missed a post by Andrew? Huh. Well, Jane has just fucked up her quest. Great. Good job Jane. Good job.

Now, she just needs something big to blow open that door.

Launch the car at it?

Wait a minute, why were we even worried about Jane? She'll just find a way to explode herself and bust open the door.

[Stormspirit]

15 1/2 in most of the US means you can get a learners permit. You can drive as long as a parent is with you, basically.

I'm pretty sure it varies from state to state here in the US, but I think it's usually 15 1/2 for a learner's permit and 16 for a license.

Huh. Good to know. Here, it's sixteen if you want to get classes for it, and then you get a period during which you have to drive with someone and after a while you get your permit. We don't make a difference between permit and license.

[Doom Zero]

Okay protein sequences are a thing.

I'm not sure if I was actually thinking of the right thing when I said protein sequence, but the grist gutter's storage does look close enough to a protein sequence for there to be some possibility of it being another biology reference.

I don't even understand why Hussie puts all of these biology references in Homestuck. Like, is it some sort of personal quest of his to basically fuck up every homestuck reader who's taking biology? I basically cannot focus in bio class anymore. "Hey, this looks like the grist gutter's storage bar. Huh, the founder effect sounds like what happens to the winners of Sburb. Are the blood colours of the trolls the result of specific alleles? Are there dominant alleles for troll blood?"

[P_equals_NP]

It looks a lot closer to a disk defragmenter.

imho

[Yaridovich23]

I don't even understand why Hussie puts all of these biology references in Homestuck. Like, is it some sort of personal quest of his to basically fuck up every homestuck reader who's taking biology? I basically cannot focus in bio class anymore. "Hey, this looks like the grist gutter's storage bar. Huh, the founder effect sounds like what happens to the winners of Sburb. Are the blood colours of the trolls the result of specific alleles? Are there dominant alleles for troll blood?"

Obviously Hussie just Trolls us by invading our personal lives in any way he can.