Bungling Archaeology 101

[mysteriousOutsider]

I don't see it. Personally despite it all I don't think Terezi and Vriska really hate each other at all.

yeah probably not

but they tried

Other thing I plan on doing: Someday understanding why thighs. Because I can understand a lot of things in a detached sort of way, but why thighs for Arena? Why not randomly assigning her neck to be her best feature? Necks are sexy right? That and elbows. Gosh I love a good set of elbows.

i dunno, it works for me

[ArmsAreLoud]

Other thing I plan on doing: Someday understanding why thighs. Because I can understand a lot of things in a detached sort of way, but why thighs for Arena? Why not randomly assigning her neck to be her best feature? Necks are sexy right? That and elbows. Gosh I love a good set of elbows.

I don't give any special value to necks. I happen to really love a nice pair of thighs (they are the sexiest section of the legs) and Aranea's keeps hers deliciously exposed.

Also fan art. Dat Aranea Monroe.

[Stormspirit]

Other thing I plan on doing: Someday understanding why thighs. Because I can understand a lot of things in a detached sort of way, but why thighs for Arena? Why not randomly assigning her neck to be her best feature? Necks are sexy right? That and elbows. Gosh I love a good set of elbows.

Well, I could certainly do an essay on why I think thighs are very sexy, but I won't do that because it's a bit weird. But...I guess because a lot of people like thighs.

That sounds like it could have potentially disastrous consequences.
Professor Honeybee would be extremely displeased.

And then you gristwidget the Gristgrist to give Gristgristgrist that can be gristwidget to give Gristgristgristgrist. Gristgristgristgristgristgrist.

Arms may not enjoy it, but I do

Of course you do. He seems like a nice guy. I wonder what would be the male version of Aranea? Aran?

[Jolts]

Just watch Jane get grist by somehow torrenting from John through a shenanigan-like method. Everyone loves stealing from him when they don't have any!

[NotPete]

And then you gristwidget the Gristgrist to give Gristgristgrist that can be gristwidget to give Gristgristgristgrist. Gristgristgristgristgristgrist.

If you can make anything with Gristgrist, then Gristgristgristgristgristgrist just spews out stuff at random.

[aPawnAscending]

Just watch Jane get grist by somehow torrenting from John through a shenanigan-like method. Everyone loves stealing from him when they don't have any!

This. She'll somehow come across the torrent and the beta kids will be an option. Then she'll ask a variation of "who's this douchebag?"

Then torrent all the grist. All of it.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Jane roxy is a joke, like johngamzee.

Okay, I posted a really long response to this, but it got lost so now I have to write it up again.

CottonCandy has been around a lot longer than when Hussie inserted it into the second [S] Ride flash. And your views on shipping are cold and need to be more lighthearted and open-minded. Also you listed Karkat John/Dave when they'd make a lot more sense as Karkat had a minor hate crush on John and Dave is an insufferable prick. And even then those ships are stupid and dumb because John is not a homosexual and Dave has shown no interest, even without explicitly stating, like John, to his sexuality of choice. Ships require a lighthearted and open-minded sense of the thing, not cold hard icicles of relationships.

Also you are stupid and reek of piss.

[recalcitrantIre]

If you can make anything with Gristgrist, then Gristgristgristgristgristgrist just spews out stuff at random.

Gristgristgristgristgristgrist is actually artifact grist

Jane will somehow alchemize Unreal Air

and she's going to follow that balloon

or end up in the Furthest Ring, thats an equally likely possibility

[Kíeros]

If you can make anything with Gristgrist, then Gristgristgristgristgristgrist just spews out stuff at random.

But what does gristgristgristgristgristgristgristgrist do? That has to be important to almost everyone here.
I feel so dirty; having used eight....... I neeeeeeeeed to remedy this somehow...

[Dragonstorm]

Or what happens if you gristwidget grist. It gives a special kind of grist: the Gristgrist. You can create anything with it.

Also, that's a nice picture but I'm pretty sure Arms prefer when there is thighs.

Well if Broranea had visible thighs...

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[safetyboots]

Things I plan on doing someday: Learning Flash animation because using all Gimp is Gosh near impossible.

Other thing I plan on doing: Someday understanding why thighs. Because I can understand a lot of things in a detached sort of way, but why thighs for Arena? Why not randomly assigning her neck to be her best feature? Necks are sexy right? That and elbows. Gosh I love a good set of elbows.

Preferences. Some have preferences for body parts, body type, and virtually every detail or feature. Particularly I prefer to make discoveries, experience the particularities of each one. There are very few things that I dislike about the human body.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Well if Broranea had visible thighs...

END STREAM OF THOUGHT.

They'd either be hairy and I wouldn't give a fuck or they would be bare and I would laugh at him because I doubt the guy is a swimmer.

[Stormspirit]

Gristgristgristgristgristgrist is actually artifact grist

Jane will somehow alchemize Unreal Air

and she's going to follow that balloon

or end up in the Furthest Ring, thats an equally likely possibility

And then she'll be hit by the meteor and end up in pieces flailing across Paradox Space.

But what does gristgristgristgristgristgristgristgrist do? That has to be important to almost everyone here.
I feel so dirty; having used eight....... I neeeeeeeeed to remedy this somehow...

It creates weird artifacts that roll around like they're too big. /fat Vriska joke

Well if Broranea had visible thighs...

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I still wouldn't tap that.

[wrinklefudger]

I don't give any special value to necks. I happen to really love a nice pair of thighs (they are the sexiest section of the legs) and Aranea's keeps hers deliciously exposed.

Also fan art. Dat Aranea Monroe.

Aranea DRIDER

I named her once and i'll do it again!

[ArmsAreLoud]

Where are you even getting Drider? It just sounds like Strider and makes no sense.

[NotPete]

But what does gristgristgristgristgristgristgristgrist do? That has to be important to almost everyone here.
I feel so dirty; having used eight....... I neeeeeeeeed to remedy this somehow...

It does everything. All of it.
:::: D

I still wouldn't tap that.

:c
So? he's still cute.

[shadowedAngel]

UPDOOOT!

Jane: ahaha you fucked up

[Spin]

UPDATE

Jane you are a GENIUS

[Dragonstorm]

Where are you even getting Drider? It just sounds like Strider and makes no sense.

Check Wikipedia. Driders are some kind of spider beasts in MMOs.

[Daniel990]

UPDATE

[recalcitrantIre]

well fuck

thats a lot of grist

[Jolts]

But what does gristgristgristgristgristgristgristgrist do? That has to be important to almost everyone here.

The gristgristgristgristgristgristgristgrist does nothing by itself, it needs to be converted to negative artifact gristgristgristgristgristgristgristgrist which can make all kinds of awesome stuff. Of course, grist widget only takes positive grist so you need to convert that to positive negative artifact gristgristgristgristgristgristgristgristgristgrist which can go back to negative artifact gristgristgristgristgristgristgristgristgristgrist and negative negative artifact gristgristgristgristgristgristgristgrist and oh look I've gone cross-eyed...

[Morhek]

UPDOOT

[mas369]

In this update: "Jane is a massive fuckup" example #564,165,189,784,512,384

[Stormspirit]

Hahaha, you completely fail at puzzles, Jane. Laaaaaaaaame. But that's a fuckton of grist you got there. Nice.