Bungling Archaeology 101

[shadowedAngel]

I could totally see Gamzee solving all the puzzles on LOCAH completely by accident.

"whoah man, check out that MOTHERFUCKIN SKULL just sitting on the floor there. that poor little motherfucker looks lonely. he should be getting his MOTHERFUCKIN PARTY ON with those other skulls over there in the motherfuckin wall. there you go, little guy. now take these wicked elixirs and GO JOIN YOUR LITTLE MOTHERFUCKIN FRIENDS."

Lool, I could see him accidentally bringing Life back to the planet and Hemera applauds him for his feat.
He'd be like "whatever lady just give me some motherfucking pie"

[Doom Zero]

Yes.
And Dirk has an LE poster on his wall.
Does that make him LE?

So yeah, that poster is one thing, but that doesn't mean Jake's Land will be LoMaX. Only that it's possible.

And Dave has a poster of Sawtooth and Squarewave in his room.
Does that make him a robot?

[Stormspirit]

And Dave has a poster of Sawtooth and Squarewave in his room.
Does that make him a robot?

Yes, I thought that was pretty obvious. How do you think he's able to travel through time? He's not using his timetables, he's using his own robotic powers, duh.

[Qmark]

I think the whole "Jake gets LOMAX because Weekend at Bernie's" thing has more evidence than just the poster.

For one thing, Jake seems to really enjoy talking about that particular movie a lot.

GT: Oh most certainly.
GT: I was actually just getting all of my final affairs in order when you messaged me.
GT: I was to bequeath to you all my WAB posters.
TG: wab wut
GT: Weekend at bernies dammit!!!!!!

GT: God jane is so lucky every day in her household must be like weekend at bernies! What a riot it must be im so jealous.

GT: Man that is a scandalous mischaracterization. Nobody hates weekend at bernies!
GT: The WAB films are generally regarded as so unremarkably mediocre they dont even attract any trolls who care enough to shit on it. Believe me ive tried to get in debates with people about it!

GT: You always go down guns blazing. Thats what a hero does when he loves adventure and has guns.
GT: If theres one thing movies have taught me besides the fact that guys using a corpse as a silly puppet is friggin HILARIOUS it is THAT FACT.

And there's the fact that one of his Echeladder rungs is "Revenge of Bernie Lomax"

[Daniel990]

This conversation had a lot more Gs in it.
Now I like AR again.

[phantasmalDexterity]

And Dave has a poster of Sawtooth and Squarewave in his room.
Does that make him a robot?

And John has a Con Air poster on his wall.
Does that make him Nic Cage?

Well, duuuh

I think the whole "Jake gets LOMAX because Weekend at Bernie's" thing has more evidence than just the poster.

For one thing, Jake seems to really enjoy talking about that particular movie a lot.
And there's the fact that one of his Echeladder rungs is "Revenge of Bernie Lomax"

All the more reason it's going to be Dirk's Land.
But seriously, the only thing we can do is sit and wait and watch.

[Qmark]

And John has a Con Air poster on his wall.
Does that make him Nic Cage?

Well, duuuh

Gamzee has posters of a bunch of scary clowns in his room does that mean OH WAIT.

Let's hope this rule about posters does not apply to Equius

All the more reason it's going to be Dirk's Land.
But seriously, the only thing we can do is sit and wait and watch.

I guess Hussie's never turned down an opportunity to drop a red herring before...

[NotPete]

Gamzee has posters of a bunch of scary clowns in his room does that mean OH WAIT.

Let's hope this rule about posters does not apply to Equius

O_O
Yeah...

Jake has a bunch of blue women, so, as of this moment, he is an alien lesbian. Or bisexual. Bi-curious alien lesbian? Shit be confusing.

[Stormspirit]

And John has a Con Air poster on his wall.
Does that make him Nic Cage?

Well, duuuh

Weeeeeeeeeell, indeed.

Gamzee has posters of a bunch of scary clowns in his room does that mean OH WAIT.

Let's hope this rule about posters does not apply to Equius

Nuuuuuuuh, do not want to even imagine this! Oh god, why did you even say that?!

O_O
Yeah...

Jake has a bunch of blue women, so, as of this moment, he is an alien lesbian.

That would certainly make him more...interesting, if you know what I mean.

[NotPete]

That would certainly make him more...interesting, if you know what I mean.

To you maybe!
I would retain my strict and borderline psychotic attraction to him/her, no matter the state of her/his genitals.

[phantasmalDexterity]

Weeeeeeeeeell, indeed.

I knew someone will drop this.

And what about Vriska?
Or Aradia. She didn't have any posters, therefor she isn't/wasn't anyone.

But yeah, let's not think about Equius.

fake edit: shit, Specularnaodm. Back in a minute.

THIS IS MY 1000th POST. AND THAT MEANS IT'S SPECULARNAODM TIME!

So, when I got here, Doom just had his 1000th post which he spent on talking about forumites. Well, I'll try to do the same.

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mO: I know that you're a Scorpio and Libra troll. But I'm still not sure about your gender, Michael.
Storm: My favourite 17 years old lesbian forumite.
mW: My favourite Kanaya-lover, amurrican lesbian(?) forumite
AAL:The biggest Aranea fan, lesbian dolphine-duck forumite.
aA: You have the choisest hair and you're drawings are fantastic.
Drillgorg: Yours were the first reaction video I've ever seen. You have the most emotional reactions ever.
ashdenej: You're avatars are always fantastic quality. And you're a fine artist.
Doom Zero: Page of Text, knight of WOT, Wall of Text. Keep it up, you straight, white, caucasian dude.
killerlamb: My headcanon Roxy and Dave's unofficial fiancée
Holly: Swedish Lady, whose drawings are also spectactular.
Dani: NEPETANEPETANEPETANEPETARANEAPETANEPETAFFNEPETANZI DANEPETALEPETANFFPETANEPETALENELEPETA
Qmark: Two hats is forever your shtick.
Freack: YouR fav is Tav! That's enough for me to like you.
Bandages: I don't really know much about you, but you seem nice. Too bad you couldn't solve that avatar problem.
kA: I guess you like Aradia? And you're mO's hatefriend
bE: Whatever other say, You will always stay the Maid of Blood in my Heart.
sA: YOu have some sweet maniping skills, dude.Like SRS, that Creepeta, is awesome.
Fish: So What I'm Getting From You Is That you like nose bleeding and charts.
DgallowsCallibrator: I guess we can say that you're my favourite 16-year old pearson, who likes Napoleon and also Benedict Cumberbatch. Oh, and you were the one who first replied to my first post.
pherociousDuodecim: You have the same initials as me, and I love the style of your avatars. Also your sig.
rI: Storms right-hand man, and that's enough to be awesome.
Everanix: You have some creepy avatars, gurl.
colwag: Out of bitching material, and a Vriska fan.
Kieros: I liked you're Sollux avatar. And I think half of the time I understand what you're saying.
Kidror: Your previous avatar creeped me out. Who's your fav, by the way?
GG: Don't worry, your theory will never die, Mage of Meal.
Dmatix: You're a fantastic poet, that's for sure. Oh, and you're now more tolerant to shipping.
Morhek: You're already known.
wrinklefudger: You write some disturbing interesting shit, dude. But it's fine.
Karp:
UEighteen: Those Minecraft thingies are awesome, you're awesome.
Rikushadow5: You like to do silly maniping stuff.
kmsumsrall: So What I'm Getting From Your Posts is that you are the best to summarize the forum.
Hytherer: Dirstle, or now Dirtlebot is a good choice for avatar tortoises.
Blaperile: Where would I be with out your CLS thread? Btw, belgian waffles are the best, although I only had chance to eat them once.
Teavian: Your favourite drink is tea.
exquizite: Never stop emoting, you magnificent person.
Yaridovich: PILLOWPOWER, FY! And your sprites were good, don't worry.
safetyboots: YOu have the best avatar, for real.
Gordon: That Drollgorg was awesome. And the ashbot as well.
DD360: Condesce, Inciphispere.
Prin Pardus: Bro is also very cool.
The_Codfish: I guess your fish has Rufio hair? That's cool.
Conspicious: You like to argue. A lot.
Ace: I had little interact with you, but you seem like a nice person.
NotPete: The Gentleman! (bonus points for reference)

I hope I didn't left out anybody. I tried to say something to everyone I know about. I'm not very good at this.
But I really love this community with the craziness it got. I'm happy to be here and part of this stuff. I never could stay in a community so long and so openly. I'm just too awkward when it comes to talking and projecting ideas. But HS changed this somewhat.
I can't really summarize it better, than U18 did in his Specularnaodm, so yeah.
I you all, pretty much.

BOUNUS: MY VERY FIRST POST.

[P_equals_NP]

Equius is Fabio.

This has never been more clear to anyone.

[Stormspirit]

I knew someone will drop this.

And of course it had to be me.

And what about Vriska?
Or Aradia. She didn't have any posters, therefor she isn't/wasn't anyone.

Vriska had one poster: FLARP. It was pretty representative of her and her general attitude.
And Aradia didn't have any because her room blew up and she was also a ghost and therefore no one.

[P_equals_NP]

Didn't we see Aradia's room before it blew up?

I don't remember if she had any posters though.

[Stormspirit]

Didn't we see Aradia's room before it blew up?

I don't remember if she had any posters though.

Oh yeah, she had a poster of Troll Indiana Jones and a FLARP poster, too. While she was alive, that is.

[P_equals_NP]

also vriska had that poster of..... herself

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[Daniel990]

I knew someone will drop this.

And what about Vriska?
Or Aradia. She didn't have any posters, therefor she isn't/wasn't anyone.

But yeah, let's not think about Equius.

fake edit: shit, Specularnaodm. Back in a minute.

THIS IS MY 1000th POST. AND THAT MEANS IT'S SPECULARNAODM TIME!

So, when I got here, Doom just had his 1000th post which he spent on talking about forumites. Well, I'll try to do the same.

show spoiler

hide spoiler

mO: I know that you're a Scorpio and Libra troll. But I'm still not sure about your gender, Michael.
Storm: My favourite 17 years old lesbian forumite.
mW: My favourite Kanaya-lover, amurrican lesbian(?) forumite
AAL:The biggest Aranea fan, lesbian dolphine-duck forumite.
aA: You have the choisest hair and you're drawings are fantastic.
Drillgorg: Yours were the first reaction video I've ever seen. You have the most emotional reactions ever.
ashdenej: You're avatars are always fantastic quality. And you're a fine artist.
Doom Zero: Page of Text, knight of WOT, Wall of Text. Keep it up, you straight, white, caucasian dude.
killerlamb: My headcanon Roxy and Dave's unofficial fiancée
Holly: Swedish Lady, whose drawings are also spectactular.
Dani: NEPETANEPETANEPETANEPETARANEAPETANEPETAFFNEPETANEP ETALEPETANFFPETANEPETALENELEPETA
Qmark: Two hats is forever your shtick.
Freack: YouR fav is Tav! That's enough for me to like you.
Bandages: I don't really know much about you, but you seem nice. Too bad you couldn't solve that avatar problem.
kA: I guess you like Aradia? And you're mO's hatefriend
bE: Whatever other say, You will always stay the Maid of Blood in my Heart.
sA: YOu have some sweet maniping skills, dude.Like SRS, that Creepeta, is awesome.
Fish: So What I'm Getting From You Is That you like nose bleeding and charts.
DgallowsCallibrator: I guess we can say that you're my favourite 16-year old pearson, who likes Napoleon and also Benedict Cumberbatch. Oh, and you were the one who first replied to my first post.
pherociousDuodecim: You have the same initials as me, and I love the style of your avatars. Also your sig.
rI: Storms right-hand man, and that's enough to be awesome.
Everanix: You have some creepy avatars, gurl.
colwag: Out of bitching material, and a Vriska fan.
Kieros: I liked you're Sollux avatar. And I think half of the time I understand what you're saying.
Kidror: Your previous avatar creeped me out. Who's your fav, by the way?
GG: Don't worry, your theory will never die, Mage of Meal.
Dmatix: You're a fantastic poet, that's for sure. Oh, and you're know more tolerant to shipping.
Morhek: You're already known.
wrinklefudger: You write some disgusting interesting shit, dude.
Karp:
UEighteen: Those Minecraft thingies are awesome, you're awesome.
Rikushadow5: You like to do silly maniping stuff.
kmsumsrall: So What I'm Getting From Your Posts is that you are the best to summarize the forum.
Hytherer: Dirstle, or now Dirtlebot is a good choice for avatar tortoises.
Blaperile: Where would I be with out your CLS thread? Btw, belgian waffles are the best, although I only had chance to eat them once.
Teavian: Your favourite drink is tea.
exquizite: Never stop emoting, you magnificent person.
Yaridovich: PILLOWPOWER, FY! And your sprites were good, don't worry.
safetyboots: YOu have the best avatar, for real.
Gordon: That Drollgorg was awesome. And the ashbot as well.
DD360: Condesce, Inciphispere.
Prin Pardus: Bro is also very cool.
The_Codfish: I guess your fish has Rufio hair? That's cool.
Conspicious: You like to argue. A lot.
Ace: I had little interact with you, but you seem like a nice person.
NotPete: The Gentleman! (bonus points for reference)

I hope I didn't left out anybody. I tried to say something to everyone I know about. I'm not very good at this.
But I really love this community with the craziness it got. I'm happy to be here and part of this stuff. I never could stay in a community so long and so openly. I'm just too awkward when it comes to talking and projecting ideas. But HS changed this somewhat.
I can't really summarize it better, than U18 did in his Specularnaodm, so yeah.
I you all, pretty much.

BOUNUS: MY VERY FIRST POST.

Know that Zidane is much cooler than Nepeta.
Zidane is the best.

[Stormspirit]

Storm: My favourite 17 years old lesbian forumite.

Hahahaha! Okay, I had missed that edit and it's glorious. I'm clooose to seventeen but not yet. In a few months. That was a really sweet specularnaodm.

[phantasmalDexterity]

Know that Zidane is much cooler than Nepeta.
Zidane is the best.

What are you talking about, it's clearly there.

So, Roxy is Calmasis then, right?

[Qmark]

Qmark: Two hats is forever your shtick.

And don't you forget it!

Seriously though, good job on the Specularnaodm. I'm proud of you, son/daughter.

[Kíeros]

Know that Zidane is much cooler than Nepeta. Zidane is the best.

Whoa whoa whoa wait. Are you sure you're not the anti-Dani?

Equius is Fabio. This has never been more clear to anyone.

You're right! I totally see it now.

Who's Fabio?

[Doom Zero]

Doom Zero: Page of Text, knight of WOT, Wall of Text. Keep it up, you straight, white, caucasian dude.

The funniest thing about this is the fact that being caucasian is basically the exact same thing as being white. So basically I'm a straight white white dude.
The second funniest thing is that apparently my most memorable qualities are that I write large posts and that I'm basically not a part of any minority. Okay. I think I can accept that.

(woot, I feel like I'm moving up in the world, I was only 7th on that list. Clearly that must mean that people prioritize me below ashdenej and Drillgorg but over killerlamb and *gasp* dani!)
(nah jk I'm just glad I got a shoutout. Thanks bro)

e: I mean, I think it's worth noting that I'm crazy about timeline mechanics, and that people sometimes accidentally call me Dirk (online, I mean.) because my typing patterns are pretty close to Dirk's, without the obscene metaphors or the crazy innuendo density. I could try adding wild metaphors to my posts, and I used to do that for fun when I RPed Bro (people called my Bro RP bad, but then Dirk was introduced. If I cared enough, I would go back and rub it in their faces how close my RP was to Dirk. I don't care enough, though) but I'm not normally in the mood for that.

[Blaperile]

Blaperile: Where would I be with out your CLS thread? Btw, belgian waffles are the best, although I only had chance to eat them once.

Err, I'm assuming that means Character Location Station or something? lmao (EDIT: Wait I'm dumb. I only just realized that meant Character Last Seen. Dumb me. I should have realized that.)

But seriously, thanks for the compliments! That was an awesome specularnaodm.

And yup, Belgian waffles are cool.

But out French Fries are even better. >:]

The funny thing is, I don't think anyone has mentioned how there's the Delirious Biznasty application on the Astairetop. What's it doing there? Did AR let Lil Seb download that along with SBURB?

[sjasogun]

I knew someone will drop this.

And what about Vriska?
Or Aradia. She didn't have any posters, therefor she isn't/wasn't anyone.

But yeah, let's not think about Equius.

fake edit: shit, Specularnaodm. Back in a minute.

THIS IS MY 1000th POST. AND THAT MEANS IT'S SPECULARNAODM TIME!

So, when I got here, Doom just had his 1000th post which he spent on talking about forumites. Well, I'll try to do the same.

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hide spoiler

mO: I know that you're a Scorpio and Libra troll. But I'm still not sure about your gender, Michael.
Storm: My favourite 17 years old lesbian forumite.
mW: My favourite Kanaya-lover, amurrican lesbian(?) forumite
AAL:The biggest Aranea fan, lesbian dolphine-duck forumite.
aA: You have the choisest hair and you're drawings are fantastic.
Drillgorg: Yours were the first reaction video I've ever seen. You have the most emotional reactions ever.
ashdenej: You're avatars are always fantastic quality. And you're a fine artist.
Doom Zero: Page of Text, knight of WOT, Wall of Text. Keep it up, you straight, white, caucasian dude.
killerlamb: My headcanon Roxy and Dave's unofficial fiancée
Holly: Swedish Lady, whose drawings are also spectactular.
Dani: NEPETANEPETANEPETANEPETARANEAPETANEPETAFFNEPETANZI DANEPETALEPETANFFPETANEPETALENELEPETA
Qmark: Two hats is forever your shtick.
Freack: YouR fav is Tav! That's enough for me to like you.
Bandages: I don't really know much about you, but you seem nice. Too bad you couldn't solve that avatar problem.
kA: I guess you like Aradia? And you're mO's hatefriend
bE: Whatever other say, You will always stay the Maid of Blood in my Heart.
sA: YOu have some sweet maniping skills, dude.Like SRS, that Creepeta, is awesome.
Fish: So What I'm Getting From You Is That you like nose bleeding and charts.
DgallowsCallibrator: I guess we can say that you're my favourite 16-year old pearson, who likes Napoleon and also Benedict Cumberbatch. Oh, and you were the one who first replied to my first post.
pherociousDuodecim: You have the same initials as me, and I love the style of your avatars. Also your sig.
rI: Storms right-hand man, and that's enough to be awesome.
Everanix: You have some creepy avatars, gurl.
colwag: Out of bitching material, and a Vriska fan.
Kieros: I liked you're Sollux avatar. And I think half of the time I understand what you're saying.
Kidror: Your previous avatar creeped me out. Who's your fav, by the way?
GG: Don't worry, your theory will never die, Mage of Meal.
Dmatix: You're a fantastic poet, that's for sure. Oh, and you're now more tolerant to shipping.
Morhek: You're already known.
wrinklefudger: You write some disgusting interesting shit, dude.
Karp:
UEighteen: Those Minecraft thingies are awesome, you're awesome.
Rikushadow5: You like to do silly maniping stuff.
kmsumsrall: So What I'm Getting From Your Posts is that you are the best to summarize the forum.
Hytherer: Dirstle, or now Dirtlebot is a good choice for avatar tortoises.
Blaperile: Where would I be with out your CLS thread? Btw, belgian waffles are the best, although I only had chance to eat them once.
Teavian: Your favourite drink is tea.
exquizite: Never stop emoting, you magnificent person.
Yaridovich: PILLOWPOWER, FY! And your sprites were good, don't worry.
safetyboots: YOu have the best avatar, for real.
Gordon: That Drollgorg was awesome. And the ashbot as well.
DD360: Condesce, Inciphispere.
Prin Pardus: Bro is also very cool.
The_Codfish: I guess your fish has Rufio hair? That's cool.
Conspicious: You like to argue. A lot.
Ace: I had little interact with you, but you seem like a nice person.
NotPete: The Gentleman! (bonus points for reference)

I hope I didn't left out anybody. I tried to say something to everyone I know about. I'm not very good at this.
But I really love this community with the craziness it got. I'm happy to be here and part of this stuff. I never could stay in a community so long and so openly. I'm just too awkward when it comes to talking and projecting ideas. But HS changed this somewhat.
I can't really summarize it better, than U18 did in his Specularnaodm, so yeah.
I you all, pretty much.

BOUNUS: MY VERY FIRST POST.

Applause for your spectacularum. Spectacularnom. Spectacularmodm. Specularnaodm.

Too bad I never had one, neither did I have one on my 413'th or 612'th post. Oh well, there's always 2000 posts to aim for.
Also, what does Specularnaodm even mean?

[Blaperile]

Also, what does Specularnaodm even mean?

Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks A Round Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.

How dare you not know that we're celebrating being a member of the super secret FedoraFreak cult with these Specularnaodm's.

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In seriousness, I'm not sure. I think it's a random misspelling of spectacular or something. If I'm not mistaken, P=NP made it up.