The Dictionary with your picture next to (insert word here)

[Gordon]

I don't know about you guys. But I thought this was a great idea.

I would totally be down for this Ryan. Please make it happen. I would so put my picture next to "Placeholder"

but I'd be willing to stick my photo next to "adjective"

[Ryan North]

The thing is it would take so much time! But it is AN INTRIGUING IDEA

[mysteriousOutsider]

I would like to see one of my avatars next to the word "cahoots"

... there will be copyright issues here. maybe not.

[Karp]

I'd like my picture to be next to "interjection".

Ok, I'm done here.

[Gordon]

The thing is it would take so much time! But it is AN INTRIGUING IDEA

I am all about Intriguing ideas.

Ok, what we'll do is just photocopy a dictionary, and then tape poloroids of ourselves on our favourite words (for $10) and then staple it all together and sell it. PERFECT.

[Reecer6]

I want my photo next to "exist!"
And I want it to be a Polaroid!

[Gordon]

"Greatest" won't have a photo next to it, instead it'll have a tiny mirror reflecting your image.


(yeah, I know that's probably impossible, but I've seen cheap flexible mirror-like things in children's books before.)

[stoveOven]

thats actually not such a bad idea? a miniature dictionary with a mirror sort of protruding through all the pages, and each page has a cute little poem about the word (and all the words are really nice!) then when you are done reading the poem you look into the mirror and its you! you are "friendly" and "perfect" and "interjection"! its like a non lame version of those books where Santa needs you to help out with christmas.

[Reecer6]

Except, EVERY word has a page, and you're also next to words like "terrible" and "antichrist"

[Gordon]

Except, EVERY word has a page, and you're also next to words like "terrible" and "antichrist"

I could live with that. You could use those pages for other people. "Hey jerk! Guess who's picture is next to grotesque?"

[Reecer6]

THE
"The" is "the" word you should use
Without it, every writing contest you would lose.
"The" is an important word
If you don't want to be an articleless turd.
Use it to name a single object,
And if you don't, you'll be decked.
[YOU ARE THE]

[stoveOven]

oh gosh its like a magical tome for emotions! if you want to feel good about job interviews, you open it up to "Prepared" and the dictionary tells you about how you're SO ready for this! and if you want to feel really sad you can open it to "stinky" and "mean".

you could totally control ALL your feelings we need to make this book

[Gordon]

actually, this is what pops up when you search for 'Prepared' in the dictionary.

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[Reecer6]

A
The first letter
Nothing's better
Than the first letter
of the alphabet.
[YOU ARE 'A']