The Revenge of Extreme Trainwrecked Mafia

[Solaris]

but if you do let off the ass-canon go kill someone boring like
pilot or tea
or maybe kill palamedes I GUESS

[Palamedes]

I thought it was very unlikely that you could be coaligned with Visceral when I made that post. Hence him being scum would have made me trust you more. That has changed as you may have noticed.

Either way, I was never saying that we had to lynch one or the other, just that I didn't trust you but Visceral being scum would lessen that feeling.

Now I'm not saying we have to kill one of you or the other, just that I'd be cool with you both being dead.

[Palamedes]

You can also go and try to push a kill on me I guess but it's a rather silly idea.

I mean I went and pushed the lynch on Writer which would have been ballsy as hell, and revealed the existence of a scum role/flavourcop (due to Writer calling me out on my main role day 1).

[Paranoia]

HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU SCUMEDES, BUT APW WAS NOWHERE NEAR A ROLECOP.

He was A Dead Tiger, Sewn to Another Player's Head. He could send a message from beyond the grave to any other player in the game. However, it will be translated into tiger and then back, so there might be a little slip up or two. Also, since tigers maul everyone, he was in the mafia.

On day one, he was The Spirit of March Madness Distilled into a Drink. He could give his drink to someone, who must by the end of the day create a bazillion (2) brackets for some year.

Today, he was The Model of a Modern Major General,
With information right from scum, right down to the last mineral.
He had a tonne of information, and he'd want to share it all,
Unfortunately, many people do not even care at all.
Last night, he asked a question and I answered it- truly of course-
However, it was shown within the starting post- daily, of course.
He thought about it wisely, and when finally I come back to him...
He had pretty good info and I didn't give an axe to him.
(He had pretty good info and I didn't give an axe to him.
He had pretty good info and I didn't give an axe to him.
He had pretty good info and I didn't give an axe--an axe--to him.)
I'm kidding 'bout the axe part; 'twas put in to make the rhyming fit.
But everything else wasn't part of a nickel-and-diming fit.
Regardless, he, in matters not relating to some mineral,
He was The Very Model of a Modern Major General.
(Regardless, he, in matters not relating to some mineral,
He was The Very Model of a Modern Major General.)

[Paranoia]

SO FRANKLY THE ONLY WAY WRITER COULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE WHATEVER YOUR MAINROLE IS IS IF YOU TWO HAD SOME PRIVATE MEANS OF COMMUNICATION WITH EACH OTHER.

I.E. YOU TWO BEING SCUM TOGETHER.

[Palamedes]

Or you know there could have been a different scummate of his that was a rolecop. Because I didn't say Writer was the rolecop, just that the mafia had one.

Honestly Para that is a rather silly presumption.

[Palamedes]

EBWOP: Incidentally I'm waiting for you to explain why I told people Writer was suspicious and pushed a lynch on him out of nowhere if we were scum together.

Wait maybe it's because you're scum and know how difficult it is to nightkill me, and you're trying to find a way to get around that.

Or maybe you just haven't been paying attention. I need a second opinion.

[Paranoia]

I WASN'T EVEN IN THE GAME DAY ONE.

I DON'T KNOW JACKSHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE AS I HAVEN'T EVEN BOTHERED WITH READING DAY ONE.

I ALSO DON'T LIKE HOW PRESUMPTUIOUS YOU'RE BEING REGARDING STUPID QT MESSAGES.

SOMEONE IS LYING THEIR ASSES OFF BECAUSE I GOT ONE MESSAGE PRAISING ME IN RED AND ANOTHER MESSAGE IN SOME PINKISH TONE GOING ON ABOUT HOW MAPLEHOOF IS SOME SORT OF CHOSEN HERO THING, AND I'M BETTING WHOEVER SENT ME THAT SHIT IS ALSO SENDING SHIT TO ALL YA'ALL.

[Paranoia]

LIKE

YOU SET UP A FALSE DICHOTOMY BETWEEN ME AND VISCERAL. AND THEN YOU BACK PEDDLE THE HELL OFF IT WHEN CALLED ON IT.

I DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL, EITHER.

[Palamedes]

But I never did?

Where did I set up a dichotomy because I

don't

see it.

I stated that I didn't trust you, and that I'd want to go after you if Visceral was town. Not that one of you had to be scum and one of you had to be town. If you want the specific reasons then yes I thought the 'no lynch is good' message was from you (and you didn't deny it until like right now, if you found it so suspicious you... should have said so?) and Visceral using his role to prevent it felt weird as scum (especially weird if you two were scummates). I also thought he was one of the people pushing 'lynch the god' earlier on which made me further doubt that the two of you could possibly be coaligned scum. Hence why if he was scum I would have been cool trusting you a little and if he was town I'd be right back where I was.

[Palamedes]

EBWOP screw it scum already knows and I hinted at it so here we go.

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Pala needs to get

CANADIAN BACON

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I can become immune to all night actions whenever I want, but lose the ability to do so the next night. Also of note, Pilot and Skunk weren't responsible for any murders last night (so no vigging/SKing or being the scum hitman).

[Schazer]

I WASN'T EVEN IN THE GAME DAY ONE.

I DON'T KNOW JACKSHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE AS I HAVEN'T EVEN BOTHERED WITH READING DAY ONE.

I ALSO DON'T LIKE HOW PRESUMPTUIOUS YOU'RE BEING REGARDING STUPID QT MESSAGES.

SOMEONE IS LYING THEIR ASSES OFF BECAUSE I GOT ONE MESSAGE PRAISING ME IN RED AND ANOTHER MESSAGE IN SOME PINKISH TONE GOING ON ABOUT HOW MAPLEHOOF IS SOME SORT OF CHOSEN HERO THING, AND I'M BETTING WHOEVER SENT ME THAT SHIT IS ALSO SENDING SHIT TO ALL YA'ALL.

Huh, my maplehoof message was a soft blue...

I can verify, mine was that colour too.

[Paranoia]

I don't even remember what color it was.

all i know is i got two colored messages and i couldn't be assed.

color's not the point. The point is I got a message along those lines.

[Paranoia]

EBWOP screw it scum already knows and I hinted at it so here we go.

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I can become immune to all night actions whenever I want, but lose the ability to do so the next night. Also of note, Pilot and Skunk weren't responsible for any murders last night (so no vigging/SKing or being the scum hitman).

HUH. SKUNK'S DEAD THOUGH. AND HE ATTEMPTED TO KILL DD N1 IF MY MEMORY OF DAY 2 IS NOT FUCKING TERRIBLE.

[Paranoia]

ALRIGHT.

WHO ALL RECEIVED SAID MESSAGES IN THEIR QTS.

HAS ANYONE RECEIVED ANYTHING SINCE THE MAPLEHOOF ONE.

[Paranoia]

But I never did?

Where did I set up a dichotomy because I

don't

see it.

I stated that I didn't trust you, and that I'd want to go after you if Visceral was town. Not that one of you had to be scum and one of you had to be town. If you want the specific reasons then yes I thought the 'no lynch is good' message was from you (and you didn't deny it until like right now, if you found it so suspicious you... should have said so?) and Visceral using his role to prevent it felt weird as scum (especially weird if you two were scummates). I also thought he was one of the people pushing 'lynch the god' earlier on which made me further doubt that the two of you could possibly be coaligned scum. Hence why if he was scum I would have been cool trusting you a little and if he was town I'd be right back where I was.

Except I've been banging on about this being a must lynch day all day long so I don't get how you think the messages have anything to do with me.

Basically because they don't.

[BlazerC]

Oh crap it looks like we're getting somewhere. You two keep doing that, that's good.

ANYWAY I JUST REMEMBERED, I HAVE A DAYKILL.

I CHALLENGE SCHAZER, AND CHOOSE SAKE.

"Surely Blazer must be mad!" You say, "Challenging another while voicing his attack, a mad man, throwing away his victory like that!"

I LAUGH AT YOU, For you see Schazer, if you choose aaaanything other than oranges or green onion- you can see where I'm going with this already, yeah, you will take a Daykill to the face and most likely die. AND NO IT DOES NOT INVOLVE BUTTS SOLARIS BUT IT WILL STILL BE PRETTY AWFUL I ASSUME.

(No I have not received anything after the Maplehoof one, aside from a challenge from a minstrel)

[Schazer]

I GREEN ONION IN RESPONSE

[Kíeros]

Green Onion beats Banana! Sake beats Green Onion!

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CURRENT COMBATANTS: Mister Visceral (Viking): Red, Blue circlet
El Ninja Monkey (Knight): Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue charm; Blue circlet
Schazer (Shogun): Yellow, Green, Grey circlet
Granolaman (Musketeer): Green charm; Red circlet
BlazerC (Ninja): Red, Orange, Green, Blue charm; Green circlet

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Day 3 ends in 25 hours
With "17" alive, it is "9" to lynch and "5" for soft.

- 1 {Mister Visceral}
Mister Visceral - 6 {Dragon Fogel, Solaris, El Ninja Monkey, Mirdini, Paranoia, Palamedes}
Paranoia - 4 {DecidedlyDevious, Schazer, TehPilot}

Not Voting (6) - {A Killer Cuppa Tea, BlazerC, curiousCat, MathGirl277, seastormjt, Sruixan}

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If your name is underlined, I don't have your roles for night 3!

[Palamedes]

Wait Skunk died? . Then it is highly possible that TehPilot killed him, but not a definite thing. Skunk was a busdriver and roleblocker last night so I'm hella confused as to what could have happened.

And yeah I know he killed DD but I'm assuming that was his temp role night one, not his perma one.

[Palamedes]

EBWOP: Wait no screwed up again he was just a roleblocker.

Which means that TehPilot still couldn't have killed him because TehPilot was roleblocked.

[Paranoia]

Wait Skunk died? . Then it is highly possible that TehPilot killed him, but not a definite thing. Skunk was a busdriver and roleblocker last night so I'm hella confused as to what could have happened.

And yeah I know he killed DD but I'm assuming that was his temp role night one, not his perma one.

HUH.

SHIT BE ODD, YO.

SHIT BE ODD.

[DecidedlyDevious]

Last night I was a ridiculously complicated math equation that was on a strip of some weird shit and near a black hole. I could show myself to someone and roleblock them, but they were also presented a choice that could kill them. Guess who I picked.

[BlazerC]

aaaargh damn you minstrel

I CHALLENGE GRANOLAMAN AND AND USE BANANA

Icecream or death.

And just to make sure the "I'm in space thing" grants immunity to Daykills and the sort I won't kill Granola I am just going to continue threatening Schazer. Nyeh heh heh evil moustache twirl. Your fair lady is in distress Granolaman what are you going to doooo?

(Simply put I don't trust MV enough to forfeit a win to me and El Ninja Monkey only needs one more Charm...)

And how interesting, Schazer got a Grey Circlet. Hmmmm!

[BlazerC]

EBWOP: WELL I DO TRUST MV enough it's just that he already has a Blue and Red circlet.

This way, no one gets punished. Unless you choose anything but Icecream, Granolaman.