The Revenge of Extreme Trainwrecked Mafia

[Kíeros]

ΕΡΡΟΡ: ΔαυΖ ις κορρυπτ ανδ υναβλε το βε λοαδεδ. Ρεσυμινγ φρομ ΝιγητϚ.
ΕΡΡΟΡ: Ινσυφφιψιεντ λιβελιστ φορ ΝιγητϚ. Κανσελλινγ 'Λοαδ' ακτιον φορ 'Πριντ'.
Πριντινγ...

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Mafia B Wins
Mafia A: A Killer Cuppa Tea, MathGirl277, Foerumokaz, AProcrastinatinWriter, LilaCaffee/Seedy, Schazer
Mafia B: youdont12know, curiousCat, TehPilot, Doofaeus, Sruixan/Kieros, Dragon Fogel
Serial Killer: seastormjt
Town: GenetiXientist, DecidedlyDevious, ~ATH, El Ninja Monkey, BlazerC, fivexthethird, Mirdini, Mister Visceral, Palamedes, Beruru/Paranoia, InoxFy, jwlk/MasterBlade, Solaris, Red709, LegendaryQ, armoredSkunk, mr_y_not, Fragowump, Granolaman
List of roles deleted
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Beta Universe Roles: αβγδεζηθικλμνξοπρςστυφχψωϕϛϝϟϡϗϙϑ
Mafia A Mafia B
Thank you and have a good night.

[A Killer Cuppa Tea]

[Dragon Fogel]

What I got out of all that is that my scumteam won. So, yay team!

And with that, I am officially retiring from Mafia on these forums. Nice to be able to go out on a win, and hooray for shenanigans.

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

As a side note, Palamedes, I believe you may have a new candidate regards "Worst Reason to lead a Lynch on Scum Ever"...

...because I had no idea what your role was at the time of my death. I don't even think our team had a rolecop at that point.

[Palamedes]

Well if I'm being honest, I thought that you were los migras, and were a lyncher for me or something. You being scum and not 3rd party was an honest suprise.

Why the heck did you capitalize CANADIAN BACON though?

Oh yeah and

+1 to never-let-Pala-lead
+1 to Pala-can't-win-Kieros-games

[Kíeros]

+1 to Pala-can't-win-Kieros-games

What about ????fia? Or even Me^t_ga Brain?

[MathGirl277]

Kíeros, that was the BEST GAME EVER.

Nothing less. It was brilliant, and I loved playing.

And now I can finally get some ducking sleep without paying attn to mafia.

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

Why the heck did you capitalize CANADIAN BACON though?

Because I thought it would be funny.

[Palamedes]

Bombfia was the one exception and I only kind of won that (everyone won). Metga Brain wasn't a mafia and I tied for first (I probably should have specified).

One day though. One day.

[TehPilot]

This was probably the most fun I've ever had playing mafia. Ever.

Thank you for seeing this trainwreck until the end.

[granolaman]

Welp, chalk up another game where my scheming led to ruinous disaster. For a moment there I was worried that I was actually getting good at mafia.

[Dragon Fogel]

I have to say, it's funny how everyone, including deadchat, zeroed in on the two townies on Day 4.5; in fact, at first Sruix thought Pala was on the other scumteam.

[DecidedlyDevious]

I am mostly just disappointed nothing came of the mafiavision stuff. My name was translated to french and everything!

[Kíeros]

I am mostly just disappointed nothing came of the mafiavision stuff. My name was translated to french and everything!

Barely anyone turned those in. That's why nothing came of it, sadly. Blame ~ATH, Sruix, seastorm, and MathGirl.

[MathGirl277]

Sorry...

[mr_y_not]

Vroom

[Red709]

what the shit happened
like
seriously what even was that

[Doofaeus]

....welp at least this is over.

Unfortunately sruixan never got to start the velocirapture. I was his priest.

[Red709]

i was just that one douchebag over there using Bethesda's console to try to fuck with NPCs

[curiousCat]

*Mafia B high five*

[~ATH]

Wha

So many things happened this game I don't

I'm sure I'll really enjoy reading this and frantically attempting to make heads or tails of what the fuck even

[Kíeros]

I'm sure I'll really enjoy reading this and frantically attempting to make heads or tails of what the fuck even

Long story short: To start day five, only two people were alive; one scum, one scum. Red came back to break the tie, lynched me, then lynched seastorm. Sruixan then took over as god, resurrected the game, but corrupted it. The game restarted with everyone having new roles, but people quickly quit out of the new game, restored the old one, and everyone live happily ever after. And by everyone, I mean Sruix because everyone else died.

Now what's so hard about that?

[Doofaeus]

*Mafia B high five*

Yayyy
I helped... Minimally

[El Ninja Monkey]

Oh my gosh I just realized on night 0 I silenced Oblit!Cat.

[Sruixan]

> Spend entirety of holiday and unforseen absence due to illness, family occasions and Olympics crapping pants about what transpired here

> ...

...hang on I need to go and get that one gif again...



(I am still a tad peeved that Kíeros stole the game back from me whilst I was asleep that night)

(I mean come on this is just a taster of what you could have had:)

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It's also a warning against ever letting my manipulate stolen imagery ever again.

In the end, a combination of excruciatingly bad timing, an excess of contentedness and a dearth of proactivity on my part and some fairly dodgy organisation behind the scenes meant nothing much was likely to be pulled off anyway. Ah well. Well done to Kíeros for hosting such a delicious clusterfuck and dragging it through all sorts of hellfire for maximum fun. Props too to all the players who permitted such awesomeness, by which I mean everybody. Bit of an antclimax for the ending, mind, but ho hum...

*bottled corposant salesmen high five*

(if anybody would like to see the fairly crappy behind-the-scenes QTs then I could probably dig them out, though in all honesty you're not missing much)