automated sliding doors
its set in the future
also he's wearing sorta heavy boots and walking on hardwood floor thats the sound that he was trying to avoid
but the apartment is empty so its a moot point
oh so the "briefly" was from him not wanting his briefs to be showing, and therefore wearing his baggy shorts?
???
I didn't understand why "briefly" was used and so I went off on a tangentially related tangent about getting through doors quietly.
Anyway like a week since a proper swigftti? Shame:
Truly, though, when you go to look at it again, you'll find yourself swayed by the emotion of nostalgia. Why did the king imprison so many gay people if he himself was gay? Why couldn't they simply steal more cods? Are cods really an allegory for gods? Who was Harold? Where were the dragons?
On the other hand, it's gotten to the point where I nostalgise for Bard Quest simply because it's shorter than all the other comics put together.
Actually no I'm reversing that assertion. Bard Quest was a really interesting world that I wish Hussie had explored more.
I always fit into my own little social group where I could temporarily hang out with anyone I wanted to if I wanted to (even the 'hood' stoner students were fun once you got to know them), but most of the time I basically hung out with no one but maybe one or two core friends.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
Of the two thousand or so people at my school, there are maybe twenty that I can actually call my friends, and then maybe five that are true friends. I mostly hang out with my lunch table, who are all Homestucks. They're also all girls, so that's a bonus.
Maybe in Connecticut, maybe in Ohio, maybe in Beijing??? (I'm trying to keep my location ambiguous.)
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Re: Jake Be Quick
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
I always fit into my own little social group where I could temporarily hang out with anyone I wanted to if I wanted to (even the 'hood' stoner students were fun once you got to know them), but most of the time I basically hung out with no one but maybe one or two core friends.
Mm, same here. I sit with the pot head students during lunch. (There is no such thing as hood where I live.)
The only people I can't stand are the sassy bitches and generally annoying people. I have no problem with nerds inherently (being one myself), it's just that most of them are really exceptionally annoying and/or immature.
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
Man tumblr doesn't seem to understand conventional quadrant symbols.
What's up with that????
My school was shitty and meh and it had cliques and I was alone.
High school is a good experience for some people, but not for me.
Then again I'm not doing much better in college, so . . .
Mm, same here. I sit with the pot head students during lunch. (There is no such thing as hood where I live.)
'Hood' pothead students are completely different from regular ones. I can promise you. (Though I dunno how to describe them without sounding really discriminatory to something.)
I agree though, some 'nerds' can be really overbearing with their interests and have no sense of self-consciousness.
Here in college I don't have any friends I hang out with, just acquaintances who I know a little better than I know other people. I just sort of do my classes and then do my homework. It's a quiet life.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
Guys guys I think we should call the Dolarosa
The Dollarosa
Rightrightright?
Or can we talk about Ruff1o again because that is what I enjoy talking about
THE PRINCESS AND THE PEAR (NOT A BONES EPISODE CENTERED AROUND MEDIEVAL FAIRS AND KINKY WEAPONS OWNERS)
(WIP)
Originally Posted by Prin Pardus
In my headcanon Jane is pear-shaped
Because she is literally a pear
And she and Napolepear are married
And they have dozens of pear-children and leave in a pear-house
And they live forever because pears have no natural enemies but MAN
Originally Posted by cinereousSynesthete
With the dominant species P=NP gone from the ecosystem, the rare Prin Pardus goes on to absolutely own the chat thread
All of the lesser users were in aw of the lithe command with which she ruled the conversation
fish why've you always got to talk about people in terms of popularity
I feel like I'm in one of them american high school movies
I can't really say much about american high school movies, because they're completely awful, but
Sometimes, I stop and wonder... If there are so many shows on TV that cast the main character as an underdog... What do the popular kids think when they watch those shows? Like, they certainly don't think "Hey, I can relate to that guy being down and out. There have been so many times in my life where I haven't had many friends, or where I've been mocked." Yes, okay, so maybe in an odd case or two, a popular kid might actually have been bullied before, or not had many friends, sure. For this hypothetical scenario, we're not talking about those guys. What the fuck do popular kids think when they watch shows staring characters who are unpopular?
Wait, whoops, I just realized a key point that I hadn't considered yet. Popular people don't watch those shows because they're not Jersey Shore they don't appeal to their interests.
Originally Posted by Fish
Anyway I have come to the conclusion that PNP is so popular that he's at the level of popularfity what when he responds to you you just HAVE to respond to him back even though he responds to people all the time.
People don't respond to P=NP because he's popular. They respond because that's the polite thing to do. "Oh hey, somebody replied to my post, commenting on an opinion I expressed and adding to it. I won't respond to them."
Credit goes to mysteriousOutsider for my banner, and Ashdenej for my avatar. You are both wizards.
Check my signature often, because it's going to be growing moderately quickly in the future. Some things to expect: LISTS. LISTS OF THINGS FRIVOLOUS IN NATURE.
Pear Puns:
Apearil Fools.
a new pearson
Pearcisely
my own pearsonal spin
appearantly
you appear to be mistaken
inspearation
pearsona
pearished
one true pearing
Hilarious Misspellings of Homestuck Names:
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Originally Posted by Freack
You know what a better question is? How did the Condense get to Earth?
Are universes A and B secretly connected?
STOP MAKING THAT ERROR.
IT'S CONDESCE.
CON-
MOTHERFUCKING
-DESCE
Lor Denglish
Things Doom Zero is Bad at:
Sports
Important to remember:
Originally Posted by DoomZero
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Topic: Please everyone explain to me what the hell A1, A2, B1, B2 are.
It's a classification system. The first digit represents the universe, and the second represents the "instance" or, as some people believe, the timeline.
Think of the recently released albums. Universe A is the trolls' universe. I suspect it was named A because it's the earliest universe we look at. We probably won't see the universe that came before A, but it does exist.
Universe B is the kids' universe. There's no reason why it's called B, just that it came after universe A. That's all.
Then, the number could either represent the 'instance' of the universe, or the timeline. So, for B1. You could say that it's the first timeline/instance of the B universe. It's the first because, as far as we know, it's the original unaltered timeline. You could call it an instance though. Basically, what separates B1 from B2 is the Scratch. If you think of them as timelines, B1 and B2 are identical up to a specific point. Before the timelines diverge, it is simply the B universe. Some people would rather call them "Universal instances", however, because we really don't know how much of an effect the Scratch had on Universe B.
When referring to specific characters, it's easier to use this classification system than it is to assign a name to every version of every character. Dave's brother can either be called "Bro" or "B1 Dirk". Dirk's brother, similarly, can be called B2 Dave or... whatever people have begun calling him. It works with most characters, as long as you remember to say "A_" when talking about trolls. A1 Mindfang is the same character as Aranea, while A1 Vriska is most certainly not the same as A2 Vriska.
I think people should use this system and spread it around for more people to use, because it honestly gets crazy when people try to differentiate between characters by saying "Alpha" or "Beta". Absolutely impossible.
Originally Posted by User 18
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Windows peaked at XP. Every other UI is just lame.
I've been using XP my whole life, bro. Simply the best OS.
One thing I dislike about Win7 is that you can't change between windows as fluently. Is there a setting or something that disables automatic bunching of windows into one icon? I want to be able to change windows in one click. I don't want to have to click the Chrome icon and then select the individual window icon. It would make multitasking so bloody hard for me.
Originally Posted by User 18
Yes, Win8 is coming out soon. I personally like Win 7 much better, although Win 8 has only been run in a limited VM environment.
I would recommend you get Win 7 while you still can. The compatibility may be similar, but the interface is very different.
Ah. This is where I betray the newness of my interest in software (~6 months). As opposed to my interest in hardware (~6 years)
Hmm. Yeah. I dunno, bro. As long as Win 7 is as easily navigable as XP, I'll be happy with it.
Right click on taskbar -> Properties.
Taskbar buttons -> set to never combine.
Hit apply.
Done in 5 seconds. You're welcome.
Live Free or Sigquote Hard:
Originally Posted by Reecer6
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Guys.
The cost of one of the nonsense movies/moives/movovies.
2.890.1
It must be significant.
SOMEBODY 8R8K OUT THE MATHS WE MUST CRACK THIS CODE
8+9+0=17
17*2=34
34-1=33
33=11+11+11
OH GOD
Originally Posted by Dmatix
It would be just like one of my Japanese animes.
Here is Bro. Calling this a poem is stretching the definition quite a bit, but Bro is a silly character anyway, cool as he may be.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty groves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
Originally Posted by mas369
I love how everyone is trolling everyone else with fake details about the flash. It's like Cascade all over again. Epspecially because it is longer than Cascade.
Edit: Wait, I thought that [S] DD : Ascend was the only page posted. I'm going back and looking at the other pages.
Originally Posted by Dreamscythes231
It is liked that metaphor. In this metaphor, a universe is a frog with thousand of pages. If they didn't succeed,they restart and write on the other side.
Popular people still have problems and they can still get it, but usually the way they associate with it is different and maybe not things we would actually consider problems. I'm sure popular people are acutely aware of how shallow their friends can be and can at least dislike people who are being overtly aggressive and annoying, and in general while maybe they cant associate with the problems of the protagonist, they can associate with not liking the antagonist. If that makes sense. Nobody has a perfect life.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
No what I'm pretty sure I did the dates and stuff rightly this time?
Yes, I know. That's why I was weeping at it's beauty.
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
I have no problem with nerds inherently (being one myself), it's just that most of them are really exceptionally annoying and/or immature.
I personally find it peaceful while sitting with them. During our discussion classes, our whole class is silent, so it's a nice contrast to the loud lunchroom.
Guys guys I think we should call the Dolarosa
The Dollarosa
Rightrightright?
I think we went with Sassyrosa
I can't remember who started that (probably MW)
I wonder if Dirk and Jane will actually have A1 trolls to mess with them
they don't seem to have a way to access the dreambubbles at this current point in time, they're both still alive on both sides so its not like they're going to be in the dreambubbles anytime soon
I think we went with Sassyrosa
I can't remember who started that (probably MW)
I wonder if Dirk and Jane will actually have A1 trolls to mess with them
they don't seem to have a way to access the dreambubbles at this current point in time, they're both still alive on both sides so its not like they're going to be in the dreambubbles anytime soon
Sassyrosa came from MW and then I decided to enforce it by using it as soon as someone talks about A1 Dolorosa. I think.
Dirk could possibly get access to the dreambubbles if he use the fenestrated plane that GCat transported into his house.
Oh, and hello everybody.
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
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Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
I think we went with Sassyrosa
I can't remember who started that (probably MW)
I wonder if Dirk and Jane will actually have A1 trolls to mess with them
they don't seem to have a way to access the dreambubbles at this current point in time, they're both still alive on both sides so its not like they're going to be in the dreambubbles anytime soon
I know
But I don't like it :c
They had better get patron trolls! Jane can swoon over the SumMANer, that would be cool, and Dirk could have Darkleer or someone creepy.
THE PRINCESS AND THE PEAR (NOT A BONES EPISODE CENTERED AROUND MEDIEVAL FAIRS AND KINKY WEAPONS OWNERS)
(WIP)
Originally Posted by Prin Pardus
In my headcanon Jane is pear-shaped
Because she is literally a pear
And she and Napolepear are married
And they have dozens of pear-children and leave in a pear-house
And they live forever because pears have no natural enemies but MAN
Originally Posted by cinereousSynesthete
With the dominant species P=NP gone from the ecosystem, the rare Prin Pardus goes on to absolutely own the chat thread
All of the lesser users were in aw of the lithe command with which she ruled the conversation
I'm back! Even though I never told you i left.
So, school? Mine's really nice, I guess. Lots of smart people so it's okay, but most are just getting into puberty, while I've already had a good dose so...lots of moods in here. My friends got this charisma that would, hypothetically, count her as a 'popular' person, but we all stay in respective groups really. All my friends are quite close, the ones I hang out with everyday.
Tommorow is feild day, and I am most likely to have a B for the whole term. In gym, I mean.
Get your *Add some form of troll anatomy* off my lawn
....Good for now.
Poof I can write good/bad poetry.
because im so bad at it generally.
Do you see the faces in the wall?
Do you see them, mother tall?
Can you read their faces white,
You do feel them moving right?
Do you see the faces, mother dear?
I do. I do, this I fear.
Do you hear them, telling tales?
Of sweet travels, of old rust and nails.
Do you hear the voices in the wall,
Don't you want to? Not at all?
I can hear them, how about you?
I can hear them, their tales too.
Do you see the voices in the wall?
Kill them please, I'll take the fall.
I went to high school in a small town, so I can't really give the most accurate of pictures. Everybody knew everybody and broke down into three or four groups that don't all easily translate into what people think of as the "standard high-school cliques": Awkward people, less awkward nerd/gamer/jock/stoner hybrids (What is an individual in this group? Pick two, mix them together.), jock/hick hybrids, and those women who didn't fall in with the other three groups. And, often enough, people from different groups just hung there out of habit and had no real problem talking to each other.
Of course, now that I go to college, I talk to even fewer people. Because I'm conversationally awkward most of the time.
... This is me pretending to smile. YEAAAAAAAAH! fuuuuuuuuck I need to get out more.
As for what will likely happen in the next upderp, I doubt that it's a scene change. The last pesterlog ended with something that isn't an obvious cue for a switch. <---- Trying to be on topic.
Amusing quotations:
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Why, what's this? It looks like my hand is being possessed by some strange uncontrollable will. Oh no, it's moving on it's own, what is my hand going to do?
I can't stop it! My hand is moving on it's own accord! It's slowly... approaching... my face!
Oh. Hmm. It seems to have simply stopped, on my forehead. Ah, I see. I've just facepalmed. Right, that makes sense.
Originally Posted by Stormspirit
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by Stormspirit(why tumblr is bad for you)
Aaaaand, you went looking for trouble. So, really, the blame's on you. Now be damned with CottonCondy porn.
This doesn't sound like too terrible of a punishment to me.
Just imagine that Roxy is Dave, lamb.
I would like to be damned with CottonCandy, CottonCondy, Rosemary and every other lesbian ships tumblr can imagine, god help me.
Originally Posted by Morhek
Cottoncandy. Is that what the kids on the street are calling it these days? In my day, it was called Crack Ship.
Get help, son/ma'am. That shit can be traumatising. I know. I lost my partner to a KanayaVriska. Telling his widow...
They had better get patron trolls! Jane can swoon over the SumMANer, that would be cool, and Dirk could have Darkleer or someone creepy.
DORKLEER! Called it unless someone else already did but first time I've seen it! 'Course I did misss some discussions.
Get your *Add some form of troll anatomy* off my lawn
....Good for now.
Poof I can write good/bad poetry.
because im so bad at it generally.
Do you see the faces in the wall?
Do you see them, mother tall?
Can you read their faces white,
You do feel them moving right?
Do you see the faces, mother dear?
I do. I do, this I fear.
Do you hear them, telling tales?
Of sweet travels, of old rust and nails.
Do you hear the voices in the wall,
Don't you want to? Not at all?
I can hear them, how about you?
I can hear them, their tales too.
Do you see the voices in the wall?
Kill them please, I'll take the fall.
Sassyrosa came from MW and then I decided to enforce it by using it as soon as someone talks about A1 Dolorosa. I think.
It doesn't role off the tung as wall as I'd like it too.
And I dunno I feel like the windows are related to the void and that he might just end up getting lost. I feel like only Roxy will be able to correctly abuse the windows.
Why did I remove parts of your quote? Why? Bluh.
Originally Posted by Arson'sASport
I'm back! Even though I never told you i left.
Silently leaving and then returning is the best.
BECAUSE MAYBE YOU NEVER LEFT AT ALL. (I do this sometimes when I work really late.)
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
I can't decide whether I like Coolscar or Duelscarf more. Let's just go with Coolscarf.
THE PRINCESS AND THE PEAR (NOT A BONES EPISODE CENTERED AROUND MEDIEVAL FAIRS AND KINKY WEAPONS OWNERS)
(WIP)
Originally Posted by Prin Pardus
In my headcanon Jane is pear-shaped
Because she is literally a pear
And she and Napolepear are married
And they have dozens of pear-children and leave in a pear-house
And they live forever because pears have no natural enemies but MAN
Originally Posted by cinereousSynesthete
With the dominant species P=NP gone from the ecosystem, the rare Prin Pardus goes on to absolutely own the chat thread
All of the lesser users were in aw of the lithe command with which she ruled the conversation
It doesn't role off the tung as wall as I'd like it too.
And I dunno I feel like the windows are related to the void and that he might just end up getting lost. I feel like only Roxy will be able to correctly abuse the windows.
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
I think Roxy can only access dreambubbles in the void between windows because she's a Void player
Dirk would just pop through to the other side of the window, which if I remember rightly leads to the Skaianet laboratory under Roxy's house
But, see, that's where A1 Darkleer intervenes. He's a Void player, so why couldn't he interact with the void? He can keep Dirk from getting lost.
And the window could get unplugged again!
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Okay, I DEFINITELY started Sassyrosa.
Although at the time I called her Big Beautiful Black Woman Dolorosa.
...That's a clear difference.
Last edited by Stormspirit; 05-10-2012 at 08:21 PM.
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Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
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Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
But, see, that's where A1 Darkleer intervenes. He's a Void player, so why couldn't he interact with the void? He can keep Dirk from getting lost.
And the window could get unplugged again!
So basically it's just Darkleer doing stuff instead. Booooo.
Wait.
Dirkleer.
I AM EMPEROR.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
But, see, that's where A1 Darkleer intervenes. He's a Void player, so why couldn't he interact with the void? He can keep Dirk from getting lost.
And the window could get unplugged again!
Dirk's not the Void player though, so he won't see the travel through the void and therefore he'll just pop up on the other side like nothing happened
and since apparently the void is the Furthest Ring, there's no time difference on Earth's side when Roxy jumps the windows so no matter how much time she spends there, there's no significant difference Earth-side
bluh I need to be less tired so I can explain this better