Apparently, there is a connection with late breast development and sport. Are you very active? Otherwise, I would have no idea what the answer could be. Sorry.
Well...yes. I walk at least half a hour everyday, with a bit of gymnastics at school on some weeks. It's still really fucking unfair.
Also...guys, this is a first time for me. I am torn between two avatars, and I can't decide which, but I can't animate them. See:
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
Stormspirit: Witch of Heart, Thief of Fun, Queen of Awesome, Witch of Art and proud member of the Horrorterror Hug Squad Folders Dani is the coolest but MW is much cooler Facepalm Compendium
Sigquotes
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
Screw TF2, it's giving people time to steal my lines.
But Arms. The hats! YOU MUST GET DA HATS!
THE HAAAAAATS!
Originally Posted by xanibabe
Envy? Are you sure it's not just...
...A FETISH?
The implications of this are...interesting? Did we just get our forth lady of the lesbian persuasion? Well, as they say, the more the merrier, the more the lesbian topic comes up
To avoid confusion, but not by much ------> 'should have', 'could have', 'might have', 'would have'. Hoo hoo hoo, mm.
My avatar was probably made by someone awesome.
Suit Guy, the most genteelmanly gun-totting person in all of the Forum.
He shoots plot. With his gun.
The left one is the original made by shadowedAngel, the right was a fix by ashdenej.
Roxy's Cat Horde Name list (created by Daysi, edited onwards by me)
1. Franky
2. Doomer
3. Mr. Pajamas
4. Wollary
5. Bees
6. Whimsworth
7. Cat
8. Kittenface
9. Asshole
10. Mutton Chops
11. Robert Lolicats Fuzzmillions the Third
12. Spazmodus
13. Dexter
14. Christofur Columbus
15. Mrowindger
16. Katzoutadabag
17. Whorebibbles
18. Fudge
19. Rudolph
20. Ice Cream Cake
21. Hedwig
22. Elvis
23. Paul's Revenge (A.K.A Nepeta)
24. Doctor Reginald B. Wompa Stompa the Third
25. Buggles
26. Moosh
27. Tobias
28. Bagels
29. Leslie
30. Nigel
31. Hass
32. Also A. Closet
33. Dani
34. Bob
35. Little Bob
36. Big Bob
37. Other Bob
38. Sideways Bob
39. Bob the Doorstop
40. Littler Bob
41. Medium Bob
43. Bob from Accounting
44. Bob-a-Kadabra
45. The Artist Formerly Known as Bob
46. Bob Junior
47. Avada Katdav-ra
48. Harley
49. Chairman Meow
50. Dee-o-gee
51. Vodka Mutini (of course)
52. Vodka Leijon
53. Ash
54. Ashy
55. Asho
56. Ashionista
57. Con-Air
58. Nic Cage
59. Calypso (I put it in anyway, because of that costume, killerlamb)
63. Mew Mew the Destroyer
64. Strife
65. Snoop (drop it like it's hot)
66. Croc H
67. Di¿∞
42. The Ultimate Answer To Catnips, Yarn Balls and Ectobiology
Cats in Human Suits:
60. Ro
61. Lal
+several more named Jane, Dani, and Dave and majority named Rocy and Vriska Jr.
One day when young to the plains of Com'yc Descu'Sion, genteelGunslinger came across a small hole in the ground. He wasn't sure if he could fit his whole body in, so he stuck his head in.
A voice called up, "Who blocks the sky?"
"Someone is down here?" GG wondered incredulously. As the inspiration for the tales of Indiana Jones, Bing Crosby was known to never fear adventure. He pulled his head out of the hole and retrieved his pick from his pack. A few swift strokes allowed him to hop down into the darkness.
A hand grabbed his and pulled him up. "I am Everanix. Welcome to the cult of Vriska." cute of Vriska
"Who are you? I mean, I know your name. But why are you living in a tiny hole in the ground? This doesn't seem like much of a place for a cult."
"I thought it was a pipe. I wanted to flyyyyyyyy!"
GG, vaguely disconcerted, retrieved his lighter. "What are you, that you could fit into such a small hole?"
"I am Vriska." Before he could click the flaring device, Everanix flashstepped it out of his hands and held the flame to a torch. GG shuddered as he heard choruses of, "I am Vriska" echoing out beyond the feeble light. He heard a skittering as little girls with grey skin and horns crawled along the walls towards him.
"I'm"
"I'm not sure if I'm okay with this."
"I'm sorry if our appearance frightens you. We can assume our normal faces, if that would better please your honour." A voice from the far end of the cave, which seemed to be over a hundred metres in length.
Well...yes. I walk at least half a hour everyday, with a bit of gymnastics at school on some weeks. It's still really fucking unfair.
Also...guys, this is a first time for me. I am torn between two avatars, and I can't decide which, but I can't animate them. See:
I personally prefer the first one. It's totally your decision though.
Sigquotes!
Originally Posted by Stormspirit
Pffhahaha! YES. Yes, this is it. MW solved the internet. Internet is a giant codpiece. Whee!
Originally Posted by Freack
Oh, right, because nothing is more hilarious than amputees
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
This sure is a collection of sentences that contain words
Originally Posted by killerlamb
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
RoseKanaya with codpieces no I'm not that mean
I'm going to go with my 'Gamzee teaches Jane to bake' theory because it would be funny and also solve her tightassedness
yes, good. Gamzee gets Jane baked and gives her advice about boys.
most of that advice involved beheading
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
WE ALL LIVE IN A PURPLE CODMARINE.
(PURPLE CODMARINE)
(PURPLE CODMARINE)
Originally Posted by Wade Wilson
I am thinking about Rose and Kanaya trying to hug/kiss/cuddle and they can't because their cods are too big for them to do any of those things. Their huge cods push them apart.
Well...yes. I walk at least half a hour everyday, with a bit of gymnastics at school on some weeks. It's still really fucking unfair.
I'm not sure how to say this, but I guess I can only really say I feel for you? There, there. This is me patting your shoulder in empathy over the internet. It'll be alright.
Also...guys, this is a first time for me. I am torn between two avatars, and I can't decide which, but I can't animate them. See:
Both of them are amazing. Ummmm, go with something different? But Rose looks so good in that picture as well.
Okay, I'll flip a coin. Let's make that decide. Call a side for each avatar.
To avoid confusion, but not by much ------> 'should have', 'could have', 'might have', 'would have'. Hoo hoo hoo, mm.
My avatar was probably made by someone awesome.
Suit Guy, the most genteelmanly gun-totting person in all of the Forum.
He shoots plot. With his gun.
The left one is the original made by shadowedAngel, the right was a fix by ashdenej.
Roxy's Cat Horde Name list (created by Daysi, edited onwards by me)
1. Franky
2. Doomer
3. Mr. Pajamas
4. Wollary
5. Bees
6. Whimsworth
7. Cat
8. Kittenface
9. Asshole
10. Mutton Chops
11. Robert Lolicats Fuzzmillions the Third
12. Spazmodus
13. Dexter
14. Christofur Columbus
15. Mrowindger
16. Katzoutadabag
17. Whorebibbles
18. Fudge
19. Rudolph
20. Ice Cream Cake
21. Hedwig
22. Elvis
23. Paul's Revenge (A.K.A Nepeta)
24. Doctor Reginald B. Wompa Stompa the Third
25. Buggles
26. Moosh
27. Tobias
28. Bagels
29. Leslie
30. Nigel
31. Hass
32. Also A. Closet
33. Dani
34. Bob
35. Little Bob
36. Big Bob
37. Other Bob
38. Sideways Bob
39. Bob the Doorstop
40. Littler Bob
41. Medium Bob
43. Bob from Accounting
44. Bob-a-Kadabra
45. The Artist Formerly Known as Bob
46. Bob Junior
47. Avada Katdav-ra
48. Harley
49. Chairman Meow
50. Dee-o-gee
51. Vodka Mutini (of course)
52. Vodka Leijon
53. Ash
54. Ashy
55. Asho
56. Ashionista
57. Con-Air
58. Nic Cage
59. Calypso (I put it in anyway, because of that costume, killerlamb)
63. Mew Mew the Destroyer
64. Strife
65. Snoop (drop it like it's hot)
66. Croc H
67. Di¿∞
42. The Ultimate Answer To Catnips, Yarn Balls and Ectobiology
Cats in Human Suits:
60. Ro
61. Lal
+several more named Jane, Dani, and Dave and majority named Rocy and Vriska Jr.
One day when young to the plains of Com'yc Descu'Sion, genteelGunslinger came across a small hole in the ground. He wasn't sure if he could fit his whole body in, so he stuck his head in.
A voice called up, "Who blocks the sky?"
"Someone is down here?" GG wondered incredulously. As the inspiration for the tales of Indiana Jones, Bing Crosby was known to never fear adventure. He pulled his head out of the hole and retrieved his pick from his pack. A few swift strokes allowed him to hop down into the darkness.
A hand grabbed his and pulled him up. "I am Everanix. Welcome to the cult of Vriska." cute of Vriska
"Who are you? I mean, I know your name. But why are you living in a tiny hole in the ground? This doesn't seem like much of a place for a cult."
"I thought it was a pipe. I wanted to flyyyyyyyy!"
GG, vaguely disconcerted, retrieved his lighter. "What are you, that you could fit into such a small hole?"
"I am Vriska." Before he could click the flaring device, Everanix flashstepped it out of his hands and held the flame to a torch. GG shuddered as he heard choruses of, "I am Vriska" echoing out beyond the feeble light. He heard a skittering as little girls with grey skin and horns crawled along the walls towards him.
"I'm"
"I'm not sure if I'm okay with this."
"I'm sorry if our appearance frightens you. We can assume our normal faces, if that would better please your honour." A voice from the far end of the cave, which seemed to be over a hundred metres in length.
Well...yes. I walk at least half a hour everyday, with a bit of gymnastics at school on some weeks. It's still really fucking unfair.
Also...guys, this is a first time for me. I am torn between two avatars, and I can't decide which, but I can't animate them. See:
Well if you had 'em you'd whine about how they're too large and give you back pain (why do women bitch to me about this) so it's pretty much a lose-lose either way. Being a girl sucks, I dunno why I ever considered it.
I am partial towards the second avatar if my input means anything. Both good, but the second is better.
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
But Arms. The hats! YOU MUST GET DA HATS!
THE HAAAAAATS!
But I already have all the hats I want! I bought them like a rich scumbag.
I would say Rose, because lesbians, but that does not actually make sense, and the Roxy looks way more wind-swept and epic. So I will vote Roxy.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
Well...yes. I walk at least half a hour everyday, with a bit of gymnastics at school on some weeks. It's still really fucking unfair.
Also...guys, this is a first time for me. I am torn between two avatars, and I can't decide which, but I can't animate them. See:
When you say "can't animate", do you mean you personally don't have the skills to animate it, or you don't want an animated avatar, or the program you're using to create the animation doesn't mesh well with the pictures and therefore is unable to animate them
anyway I think they're both pretty nice, and in the end its your choice which one to have
really nobody found my picture and commented on it yet? finding it is easier than it looks
Well...yes. I walk at least half a hour everyday, with a bit of gymnastics at school on some weeks. It's still really fucking unfair.
Also...guys, this is a first time for me. I am torn between two avatars, and I can't decide which, but I can't animate them. See:
Why can't you? If you don't have the program to, or the skills, I could add them to your current avatar for you.
If it's some technical reason, pls elaborate.
I'd rather you not have to choose between one or the other when you're obviously having a hard time picking just one.
Credit goes to mysteriousOutsider for my banner, and Ashdenej for my avatar. You are both wizards.
Check my signature often, because it's going to be growing moderately quickly in the future. Some things to expect: LISTS. LISTS OF THINGS FRIVOLOUS IN NATURE.
Pear Puns:
Apearil Fools.
a new pearson
Pearcisely
my own pearsonal spin
appearantly
you appear to be mistaken
inspearation
pearsona
pearished
one true pearing
Hilarious Misspellings of Homestuck Names:
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Originally Posted by Freack
You know what a better question is? How did the Condense get to Earth?
Are universes A and B secretly connected?
STOP MAKING THAT ERROR.
IT'S CONDESCE.
CON-
MOTHERFUCKING
-DESCE
Lor Denglish
Things Doom Zero is Bad at:
Sports
Important to remember:
Originally Posted by DoomZero
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Topic: Please everyone explain to me what the hell A1, A2, B1, B2 are.
It's a classification system. The first digit represents the universe, and the second represents the "instance" or, as some people believe, the timeline.
Think of the recently released albums. Universe A is the trolls' universe. I suspect it was named A because it's the earliest universe we look at. We probably won't see the universe that came before A, but it does exist.
Universe B is the kids' universe. There's no reason why it's called B, just that it came after universe A. That's all.
Then, the number could either represent the 'instance' of the universe, or the timeline. So, for B1. You could say that it's the first timeline/instance of the B universe. It's the first because, as far as we know, it's the original unaltered timeline. You could call it an instance though. Basically, what separates B1 from B2 is the Scratch. If you think of them as timelines, B1 and B2 are identical up to a specific point. Before the timelines diverge, it is simply the B universe. Some people would rather call them "Universal instances", however, because we really don't know how much of an effect the Scratch had on Universe B.
When referring to specific characters, it's easier to use this classification system than it is to assign a name to every version of every character. Dave's brother can either be called "Bro" or "B1 Dirk". Dirk's brother, similarly, can be called B2 Dave or... whatever people have begun calling him. It works with most characters, as long as you remember to say "A_" when talking about trolls. A1 Mindfang is the same character as Aranea, while A1 Vriska is most certainly not the same as A2 Vriska.
I think people should use this system and spread it around for more people to use, because it honestly gets crazy when people try to differentiate between characters by saying "Alpha" or "Beta". Absolutely impossible.
Originally Posted by User 18
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Windows peaked at XP. Every other UI is just lame.
I've been using XP my whole life, bro. Simply the best OS.
One thing I dislike about Win7 is that you can't change between windows as fluently. Is there a setting or something that disables automatic bunching of windows into one icon? I want to be able to change windows in one click. I don't want to have to click the Chrome icon and then select the individual window icon. It would make multitasking so bloody hard for me.
Originally Posted by User 18
Yes, Win8 is coming out soon. I personally like Win 7 much better, although Win 8 has only been run in a limited VM environment.
I would recommend you get Win 7 while you still can. The compatibility may be similar, but the interface is very different.
Ah. This is where I betray the newness of my interest in software (~6 months). As opposed to my interest in hardware (~6 years)
Hmm. Yeah. I dunno, bro. As long as Win 7 is as easily navigable as XP, I'll be happy with it.
Right click on taskbar -> Properties.
Taskbar buttons -> set to never combine.
Hit apply.
Done in 5 seconds. You're welcome.
Live Free or Sigquote Hard:
Originally Posted by Reecer6
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Guys.
The cost of one of the nonsense movies/moives/movovies.
2.890.1
It must be significant.
SOMEBODY 8R8K OUT THE MATHS WE MUST CRACK THIS CODE
8+9+0=17
17*2=34
34-1=33
33=11+11+11
OH GOD
Originally Posted by Dmatix
It would be just like one of my Japanese animes.
Here is Bro. Calling this a poem is stretching the definition quite a bit, but Bro is a silly character anyway, cool as he may be.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty groves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
Originally Posted by mas369
I love how everyone is trolling everyone else with fake details about the flash. It's like Cascade all over again. Epspecially because it is longer than Cascade.
Edit: Wait, I thought that [S] DD : Ascend was the only page posted. I'm going back and looking at the other pages.
Originally Posted by Dreamscythes231
It is liked that metaphor. In this metaphor, a universe is a frog with thousand of pages. If they didn't succeed,they restart and write on the other side.
ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?
Originally Posted by A Salad
Originally Posted by Protoman
Tavros can commune with animals.
Equius is STRONG.
Vriska can control people's minds.
Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.
Karkat has shoosh pap.
Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.
Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm
Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.
Originally Posted by curiousTerminal
Originally Posted by Trapezoid
FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.
(It keeps pappening?)
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.
So Sollux is a lesbian?
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by rufuslynx
Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.
So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.
Originally Posted by Yrr
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by Tirgo
Originally Posted by IPadDoodler
Why is everybody shipping each other?
pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.
Originally Posted by Andrew
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Andrew
The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.
Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.
I will deny this happened to my grave.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.
This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.
Originally Posted by safetyboots
Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.
Originally Posted by Andrew
I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.
Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.
Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale
I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.
This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?
I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.
This will make for an interesting party later today.
Originally Posted by General-jwj
I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/
Barbarian!
Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring
Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.
Originally Posted by Greyscale
Originally Posted by Legendary
Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.
That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.
Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by kmsumrall
I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.
I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.
A++ would chainsaw again
Originally Posted by PumpkinMan
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.
Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.
He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.
Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition
I don't think you guys understand.
There's a fucking diamond in that translation.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Asphodel
Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb
every time
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by deathsbuddy
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)
I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.
It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.
...
oh my god
Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she
Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U
George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist
This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.
I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?
THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Kaleb702
It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.
It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?
I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.
Originally Posted by M41C3LPH
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl
Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?
No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible
In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.
Originally Posted by Wacom Guy
Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?
The same way I felt about Notch's beard.
PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm not sure how to say this, but I guess I can only really say I feel for you? There, there. This is me patting your shoulder in empathy over the internet. It'll be alright.
At least my girlfriend isn't bothered by that. Shit, that would be even worse.
Both of them are amazing. Ummmm, go with something different? But Rose looks so good in that picture as well.
Okay, I'll flip a coin. Let's make that decide. Call a side for each avatar.
'Kay. I'd say head for Rose...*snickers*
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Well if you had 'em you'd whine about how they're too large and give you back pain (why do women bitch to me about this) so it's pretty much a lose-lose either way. Being a girl sucks, I dunno why I ever considered it.
Well...then again, there ARE advantages at being a girl...
I am partial towards the second avatar if my input means anything. Both good, but the second is better.
Originally Posted by Freack
I would say Rose, because lesbians, but that does not actually make sense, and the Roxy looks way more wind-swept and epic. So I will vote Roxy.
Yeah...Roxy is less tilted to the side, more heroic.
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
When you say "can't animate", do you mean you personally don't have the skills to animate it, or you don't want an animated avatar, or the program you're using to create the animation doesn't mesh well with the pictures and therefore is unable to animate them
anyway I think they're both pretty nice, and in the end its your choice which one to have
really nobody found my picture and commented on it yet? finding it is easier than it looks
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Why can't you? If you don't have the program to, or the skills, I could add them to your current avatar for you.
If it's some technical reason, pls elaborate.
I'd rather you not have to choose between one or the other when you're obviously having a hard time picking just one.
Well...it's more that I have a hard time animating anything. And they wouldn't really mesh well into my current avatar.
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
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Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
Well...it's more that I have a hard time animating anything. And they wouldn't really mesh well into my current avatar.
Ah, I see.
Well, if it's a matter of meshing with your current avatar, I'd say the Roxy looks like it would fit better. She's turned to the side, just like the rest of the pics in that gif. The rose picture shows her looking straight at the viewer, and so it would indeed look out of place.
Might I ask where you found these pictures, by the way? I'm interested in the artist's style. It's quite good.
e: also, unfortunately, I am just as out of free time as mO is, so it seems like it would be a better idea, if you intend to add one of them to the gif, to go to the avatar thread and ask somebody there to do it. I doubt you'll still need somebody to edit it for you by the time I get home from school, about 16 hours from now.
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Check my signature often, because it's going to be growing moderately quickly in the future. Some things to expect: LISTS. LISTS OF THINGS FRIVOLOUS IN NATURE.
Pear Puns:
Apearil Fools.
a new pearson
Pearcisely
my own pearsonal spin
appearantly
you appear to be mistaken
inspearation
pearsona
pearished
one true pearing
Hilarious Misspellings of Homestuck Names:
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Originally Posted by Freack
You know what a better question is? How did the Condense get to Earth?
Are universes A and B secretly connected?
STOP MAKING THAT ERROR.
IT'S CONDESCE.
CON-
MOTHERFUCKING
-DESCE
Lor Denglish
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Important to remember:
Originally Posted by DoomZero
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Topic: Please everyone explain to me what the hell A1, A2, B1, B2 are.
It's a classification system. The first digit represents the universe, and the second represents the "instance" or, as some people believe, the timeline.
Think of the recently released albums. Universe A is the trolls' universe. I suspect it was named A because it's the earliest universe we look at. We probably won't see the universe that came before A, but it does exist.
Universe B is the kids' universe. There's no reason why it's called B, just that it came after universe A. That's all.
Then, the number could either represent the 'instance' of the universe, or the timeline. So, for B1. You could say that it's the first timeline/instance of the B universe. It's the first because, as far as we know, it's the original unaltered timeline. You could call it an instance though. Basically, what separates B1 from B2 is the Scratch. If you think of them as timelines, B1 and B2 are identical up to a specific point. Before the timelines diverge, it is simply the B universe. Some people would rather call them "Universal instances", however, because we really don't know how much of an effect the Scratch had on Universe B.
When referring to specific characters, it's easier to use this classification system than it is to assign a name to every version of every character. Dave's brother can either be called "Bro" or "B1 Dirk". Dirk's brother, similarly, can be called B2 Dave or... whatever people have begun calling him. It works with most characters, as long as you remember to say "A_" when talking about trolls. A1 Mindfang is the same character as Aranea, while A1 Vriska is most certainly not the same as A2 Vriska.
I think people should use this system and spread it around for more people to use, because it honestly gets crazy when people try to differentiate between characters by saying "Alpha" or "Beta". Absolutely impossible.
Originally Posted by User 18
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Windows peaked at XP. Every other UI is just lame.
I've been using XP my whole life, bro. Simply the best OS.
One thing I dislike about Win7 is that you can't change between windows as fluently. Is there a setting or something that disables automatic bunching of windows into one icon? I want to be able to change windows in one click. I don't want to have to click the Chrome icon and then select the individual window icon. It would make multitasking so bloody hard for me.
Originally Posted by User 18
Yes, Win8 is coming out soon. I personally like Win 7 much better, although Win 8 has only been run in a limited VM environment.
I would recommend you get Win 7 while you still can. The compatibility may be similar, but the interface is very different.
Ah. This is where I betray the newness of my interest in software (~6 months). As opposed to my interest in hardware (~6 years)
Hmm. Yeah. I dunno, bro. As long as Win 7 is as easily navigable as XP, I'll be happy with it.
Right click on taskbar -> Properties.
Taskbar buttons -> set to never combine.
Hit apply.
Done in 5 seconds. You're welcome.
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Originally Posted by Reecer6
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Guys.
The cost of one of the nonsense movies/moives/movovies.
2.890.1
It must be significant.
SOMEBODY 8R8K OUT THE MATHS WE MUST CRACK THIS CODE
8+9+0=17
17*2=34
34-1=33
33=11+11+11
OH GOD
Originally Posted by Dmatix
It would be just like one of my Japanese animes.
Here is Bro. Calling this a poem is stretching the definition quite a bit, but Bro is a silly character anyway, cool as he may be.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty groves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
Originally Posted by mas369
I love how everyone is trolling everyone else with fake details about the flash. It's like Cascade all over again. Epspecially because it is longer than Cascade.
Edit: Wait, I thought that [S] DD : Ascend was the only page posted. I'm going back and looking at the other pages.
Originally Posted by Dreamscythes231
It is liked that metaphor. In this metaphor, a universe is a frog with thousand of pages. If they didn't succeed,they restart and write on the other side.
I am partial towards the second avatar if my input means anything. Both good, but the second is better.
But I already have all the hats I want! I bought them like a rich scumbag.
HA, COMMONER, I earned my HATS and GENTEELMANNE status through GRIT and HARDWORK
I got three hats through crafting. I have about 10 in total, mostly from drops. I'm a rich motherfucker, by all standards.
To avoid confusion, but not by much ------> 'should have', 'could have', 'might have', 'would have'. Hoo hoo hoo, mm.
My avatar was probably made by someone awesome.
Suit Guy, the most genteelmanly gun-totting person in all of the Forum.
He shoots plot. With his gun.
The left one is the original made by shadowedAngel, the right was a fix by ashdenej.
Roxy's Cat Horde Name list (created by Daysi, edited onwards by me)
1. Franky
2. Doomer
3. Mr. Pajamas
4. Wollary
5. Bees
6. Whimsworth
7. Cat
8. Kittenface
9. Asshole
10. Mutton Chops
11. Robert Lolicats Fuzzmillions the Third
12. Spazmodus
13. Dexter
14. Christofur Columbus
15. Mrowindger
16. Katzoutadabag
17. Whorebibbles
18. Fudge
19. Rudolph
20. Ice Cream Cake
21. Hedwig
22. Elvis
23. Paul's Revenge (A.K.A Nepeta)
24. Doctor Reginald B. Wompa Stompa the Third
25. Buggles
26. Moosh
27. Tobias
28. Bagels
29. Leslie
30. Nigel
31. Hass
32. Also A. Closet
33. Dani
34. Bob
35. Little Bob
36. Big Bob
37. Other Bob
38. Sideways Bob
39. Bob the Doorstop
40. Littler Bob
41. Medium Bob
43. Bob from Accounting
44. Bob-a-Kadabra
45. The Artist Formerly Known as Bob
46. Bob Junior
47. Avada Katdav-ra
48. Harley
49. Chairman Meow
50. Dee-o-gee
51. Vodka Mutini (of course)
52. Vodka Leijon
53. Ash
54. Ashy
55. Asho
56. Ashionista
57. Con-Air
58. Nic Cage
59. Calypso (I put it in anyway, because of that costume, killerlamb)
63. Mew Mew the Destroyer
64. Strife
65. Snoop (drop it like it's hot)
66. Croc H
67. Di¿∞
42. The Ultimate Answer To Catnips, Yarn Balls and Ectobiology
Cats in Human Suits:
60. Ro
61. Lal
+several more named Jane, Dani, and Dave and majority named Rocy and Vriska Jr.
One day when young to the plains of Com'yc Descu'Sion, genteelGunslinger came across a small hole in the ground. He wasn't sure if he could fit his whole body in, so he stuck his head in.
A voice called up, "Who blocks the sky?"
"Someone is down here?" GG wondered incredulously. As the inspiration for the tales of Indiana Jones, Bing Crosby was known to never fear adventure. He pulled his head out of the hole and retrieved his pick from his pack. A few swift strokes allowed him to hop down into the darkness.
A hand grabbed his and pulled him up. "I am Everanix. Welcome to the cult of Vriska." cute of Vriska
"Who are you? I mean, I know your name. But why are you living in a tiny hole in the ground? This doesn't seem like much of a place for a cult."
"I thought it was a pipe. I wanted to flyyyyyyyy!"
GG, vaguely disconcerted, retrieved his lighter. "What are you, that you could fit into such a small hole?"
"I am Vriska." Before he could click the flaring device, Everanix flashstepped it out of his hands and held the flame to a torch. GG shuddered as he heard choruses of, "I am Vriska" echoing out beyond the feeble light. He heard a skittering as little girls with grey skin and horns crawled along the walls towards him.
"I'm"
"I'm not sure if I'm okay with this."
"I'm sorry if our appearance frightens you. We can assume our normal faces, if that would better please your honour." A voice from the far end of the cave, which seemed to be over a hundred metres in length.
Ah, I see.
Well, if it's a matter of meshing with your current avatar, I'd say the Roxy looks like it would fit better. She's turned to the side, just like the rest of the pics in that gif. The rose picture shows her looking straight at the viewer, and so it would indeed look out of place.
Might I ask where you found these pictures, by the way? I'm interested in the artist's style. It's quite good.
I found em on this guy's tumblr, Doom. http://lazylaz.tumblr.com/ He has a lot of good stuff. Including some of the Cascade art.
I'm not sure. It's dark and moist and something is chewing on my foot
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Originally Posted by Stormspirit
Well...then again, there ARE advantages at being a girl...
yes, but those only come into play if you date guys.
Otherwise it's just boob envy, self-starving, makeup with nauseating components, sloughing off the inner layer of your uterus, and twenty-minute bathroom waits which end in you being unable to pee because the seat is too gross to sit on.
edit: whoops, that was not supposed to say ovaries.
Last edited by wrinklefudger; 05-07-2012 at 11:25 PM.
Ah, I see.
Well, if it's a matter of meshing with your current avatar, I'd say the Roxy looks like it would fit better. She's turned to the side, just like the rest of the pics in that gif. The rose picture shows her looking straight at the viewer, and so it would indeed look out of place.
Might I ask where you found these pictures, by the way? I'm interested in the artist's style. It's quite good.
Well...I think I would actually like a completely different avatar. Mostly because that one is heavily focused on Rose/Kanaya, and the full picture for those two aren't even close to that. But...I still have a few more Rose/Kanaya pictures...so I might just continue on that theme.
Oh, and the artist for that particular picture is lazylaz. The others? I would have to lurk around a bit of the fuckyeahrosekanaya tumblr to find them.
EDIT: Ha, ninja'd by Nephirin. Thanks for finding that picture, buddy.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
yes, but those only come into play if you date guys.
Otherwise it's just boob envy, self-starving, makeup with nauseating components, sloughing off the inner layer of your ovaries, and twenty-minute bathroom waits which end in you being unable to pee because the seat is too gross to sit on.
None of those sounds like advantages. Either you didn't wrote something correctly, because those things sounds like what happens when you're dating a guy. Not a girl. And it's...frankly, quite disgusting.
Last edited by Stormspirit; 05-07-2012 at 11:25 PM.
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Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
yes, but those only come into play if you date guys.
Otherwise it's just boob envy, self-starving, makeup with nauseating components, sloughing off the inner layer of your ovaries, and twenty-minute bathroom waits which end in you being unable to pee because the seat is too gross to sit on.
This is... really really gross, dude.
I really don't know how to feel about this, but none of my feelings at the moment are humorous. That is all pretty gross.
aaaaaand maybe offensive to women. Because I think you mean to say uterus. And also because you're... probably a guy, though I'm not sure.
Originally Posted by Nephirin
I found em on this guy's tumblr, Doom. http://lazylaz.tumblr.com/ He has a lot of good stuff. Including some of the Cascade art.
She.
Last edited by Doom Zero; 05-07-2012 at 11:28 PM.
Credit goes to mysteriousOutsider for my banner, and Ashdenej for my avatar. You are both wizards.
Check my signature often, because it's going to be growing moderately quickly in the future. Some things to expect: LISTS. LISTS OF THINGS FRIVOLOUS IN NATURE.
Pear Puns:
Apearil Fools.
a new pearson
Pearcisely
my own pearsonal spin
appearantly
you appear to be mistaken
inspearation
pearsona
pearished
one true pearing
Hilarious Misspellings of Homestuck Names:
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Originally Posted by Freack
You know what a better question is? How did the Condense get to Earth?
Are universes A and B secretly connected?
STOP MAKING THAT ERROR.
IT'S CONDESCE.
CON-
MOTHERFUCKING
-DESCE
Lor Denglish
Things Doom Zero is Bad at:
Sports
Important to remember:
Originally Posted by DoomZero
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Topic: Please everyone explain to me what the hell A1, A2, B1, B2 are.
It's a classification system. The first digit represents the universe, and the second represents the "instance" or, as some people believe, the timeline.
Think of the recently released albums. Universe A is the trolls' universe. I suspect it was named A because it's the earliest universe we look at. We probably won't see the universe that came before A, but it does exist.
Universe B is the kids' universe. There's no reason why it's called B, just that it came after universe A. That's all.
Then, the number could either represent the 'instance' of the universe, or the timeline. So, for B1. You could say that it's the first timeline/instance of the B universe. It's the first because, as far as we know, it's the original unaltered timeline. You could call it an instance though. Basically, what separates B1 from B2 is the Scratch. If you think of them as timelines, B1 and B2 are identical up to a specific point. Before the timelines diverge, it is simply the B universe. Some people would rather call them "Universal instances", however, because we really don't know how much of an effect the Scratch had on Universe B.
When referring to specific characters, it's easier to use this classification system than it is to assign a name to every version of every character. Dave's brother can either be called "Bro" or "B1 Dirk". Dirk's brother, similarly, can be called B2 Dave or... whatever people have begun calling him. It works with most characters, as long as you remember to say "A_" when talking about trolls. A1 Mindfang is the same character as Aranea, while A1 Vriska is most certainly not the same as A2 Vriska.
I think people should use this system and spread it around for more people to use, because it honestly gets crazy when people try to differentiate between characters by saying "Alpha" or "Beta". Absolutely impossible.
Originally Posted by User 18
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Windows peaked at XP. Every other UI is just lame.
I've been using XP my whole life, bro. Simply the best OS.
One thing I dislike about Win7 is that you can't change between windows as fluently. Is there a setting or something that disables automatic bunching of windows into one icon? I want to be able to change windows in one click. I don't want to have to click the Chrome icon and then select the individual window icon. It would make multitasking so bloody hard for me.
Originally Posted by User 18
Yes, Win8 is coming out soon. I personally like Win 7 much better, although Win 8 has only been run in a limited VM environment.
I would recommend you get Win 7 while you still can. The compatibility may be similar, but the interface is very different.
Ah. This is where I betray the newness of my interest in software (~6 months). As opposed to my interest in hardware (~6 years)
Hmm. Yeah. I dunno, bro. As long as Win 7 is as easily navigable as XP, I'll be happy with it.
Right click on taskbar -> Properties.
Taskbar buttons -> set to never combine.
Hit apply.
Done in 5 seconds. You're welcome.
Live Free or Sigquote Hard:
Originally Posted by Reecer6
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Guys.
The cost of one of the nonsense movies/moives/movovies.
2.890.1
It must be significant.
SOMEBODY 8R8K OUT THE MATHS WE MUST CRACK THIS CODE
8+9+0=17
17*2=34
34-1=33
33=11+11+11
OH GOD
Originally Posted by Dmatix
It would be just like one of my Japanese animes.
Here is Bro. Calling this a poem is stretching the definition quite a bit, but Bro is a silly character anyway, cool as he may be.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty groves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
Originally Posted by mas369
I love how everyone is trolling everyone else with fake details about the flash. It's like Cascade all over again. Epspecially because it is longer than Cascade.
Edit: Wait, I thought that [S] DD : Ascend was the only page posted. I'm going back and looking at the other pages.
Originally Posted by Dreamscythes231
It is liked that metaphor. In this metaphor, a universe is a frog with thousand of pages. If they didn't succeed,they restart and write on the other side.
Well...I think I would actually like a completely different avatar. Mostly because that one is heavily focused on Rose/Kanaya, and the full picture for those two aren't even close to that. But...I still have a few more Rose/Kanaya pictures...so I might just continue on that theme.
Just remember that if you stick with an avatar theme too long it is what people will identify you by.
I thought that would link to a gif with the "birthday present" scene
I don't think I've seen that one yet.
I've only watched them up to the Khaleesi-lady-smothers-Drogo and Jeoffrey-shows-Sansa-his-collection bits which may or may not be in the same episode; I can't remember.
ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?
Originally Posted by A Salad
Originally Posted by Protoman
Tavros can commune with animals.
Equius is STRONG.
Vriska can control people's minds.
Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.
Karkat has shoosh pap.
Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.
Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm
Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.
Originally Posted by curiousTerminal
Originally Posted by Trapezoid
FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.
(It keeps pappening?)
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.
So Sollux is a lesbian?
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by rufuslynx
Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.
So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.
Originally Posted by Yrr
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by Tirgo
Originally Posted by IPadDoodler
Why is everybody shipping each other?
pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.
Originally Posted by Andrew
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Andrew
The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.
Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.
I will deny this happened to my grave.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.
This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.
Originally Posted by safetyboots
Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.
Originally Posted by Andrew
I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.
Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.
Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale
I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.
This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?
I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.
This will make for an interesting party later today.
Originally Posted by General-jwj
I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/
Barbarian!
Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring
Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.
Originally Posted by Greyscale
Originally Posted by Legendary
Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.
That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.
Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by kmsumrall
I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.
I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.
A++ would chainsaw again
Originally Posted by PumpkinMan
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.
Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.
He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.
Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition
I don't think you guys understand.
There's a fucking diamond in that translation.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Asphodel
Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb
every time
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by deathsbuddy
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)
I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.
It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.
...
oh my god
Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she
Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U
George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist
This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.
I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?
THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Kaleb702
It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.
It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?
I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.
Originally Posted by M41C3LPH
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl
Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?
No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible
In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.
Originally Posted by Wacom Guy
Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?
The same way I felt about Notch's beard.
PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm not sure. It's dark and moist and something is chewing on my foot
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Re: jai lbrak
Originally Posted by Stormspirit
None of those sounds like advantages. Either you didn't wrote something correctly, because those things sounds like what happens when you're dating a guy. Not a girl. And it's...frankly, quite disgusting.
I meant that most of those are problems that most people with a y chromosome don't have to deal with. And who says women can't be just as shallow as guys?
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
This is... really really gross, dude.
I really don't know how to feel about this, but none of my feelings at the moment are humorous. That is all pretty gross.
aaaaaand maybe offensive to women. Because I think you mean to say uterus. And also because you're... probably a guy, though I'm not sure.
commenting on societal issues shouldn't be offensive.
That said, why are you two acting like me being gross is something shocking and new?
Just remember that if you stick with an avatar theme too long it is what people will identify you by.
Forever.
Trust me I know.
Yeah, I guess people will flip the fuck out if they don't see me in a Spades Slick avatar again. Just like how some flipped out when I changed from Jade to Spades Slick avatars.
Damn, this secret project I'm doing is taking long. I'm planning to post it by my 10.000th post, which according to my calculations should be somewhere end of July, beginning of August 2013 (I have 5150 posts at this point, but I have already been going for 3 months or so)
Theories
Liv Tyler's whole journey will be shown in a flash called [S] Terry: Fast forward to Liv while a fast version of "How Do I" plays. Semi-confirmed.
While Caliborn is talking to this person at the other side of the terminal, this person at one point says: “Hey. Caliborn. Don’t turn your back on the body.”
Caliborn turns around and notices Gamzee’s body is gone.
honk
And so it begins again. Semi-confirmed.
GCat just teleported Roxy to the Condesce.Confirmed
Calliope and uu are living on B2 Earth, or maybe a doomed timeline version of it where the Red Miles didn't reach it (yet).
uu will write the LE code to make himself immortal.
A Frog Temple for Calliope and uu is somewhere in the Trolls' meteor somehow.
Gamzee went into hiding so he could protect the corpses of the Trolls of being destroyed so he could prototype them in B2.
GCat is Calliope's jUjU, in case the Cherubs are living on B2 Earth, late into the future. It would make a bit of sense, since First Guardians have Lime coloured features (teleportation powers, tongue, etc.) which Calliope has as blood colour. Also, Calliope is a Hero of Space and Heroes of Space usually have connections to their First Guardian.
B2 Earth is not going to get destroyed by the Red Miles since the Condesce, GCat, Lil Cal and Lil Seb are still there.
Dad will find Jane's body on Derse and a callback is made to Grandpa Harley finding Dream Jane's body. Not knowing how to escape, Dad panics. But then, B2 Jade comes flying along on a ship and offers him a ride and he gets shipped somewhere. Perhaps shipped with someone else. Perhaps he gets shipped with B2 Rose.