Shit. Woah. What the hell is happening here. Are we...damn, are we really agreeing with each other? *GASP*
The two most disagreeable people in agreement with one another? I think that makes sense in a roundabout way. and then they porked.
Well...depends on how you see it. Yes, I have to admit that it's frustrating to see so many people always drawing Rose and Kanaya making out as soon as there is an update in which both are present. Then again, that's fanart. That's how it is. I must sound really hypocrite saying this while I have an avatar of Rose and Kanaya kissing. But, I always try to use only pictures with a neutral environment...
This is the way the hivemind functions; characters involved in current affairs tend to be shipped harder immediately after the events they partake in are shown, then they ebb until their next appearance.
That said, classy girls who also happen to like to kiss one another shouldn't have to wait for an update to do so.
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VV Dream Bubble Speculation VV
20:45 recalcitrantIre: ok heres my crack theory
20:45 recalcitrantIre: dreambubbles are part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:45 recalcitrantIre: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:46 Karp: so...by the kids dying...are they...fertilizing them?
20:46 Kroked: yeeesh
20:46 Kroked: maybe they're the semen?
20:46 Kroked: wait
20:47 Velmen: No wonder we have all these doomed timelines
20:47 Velmen: it all makes sense now
20:47 Velmen: recal
20:47 Velmen: You genius
20:47 Kroked im not sure
20:47 Velmen: basically
20:47 Flikr: The bubbles are clearly the eggs
20:47 Velmen: dreambubbles are a part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:47 Velmen: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:48 Flikr: Dead people grow into horrorterrors
20:48 VC-Phone: Interesting theory. Very much so.
20:48 Velmen: Kroked maybe they're the semen?
20:48 recalcitrantIre: Aradia's thousands of doomed timelines
20:48 recalcitrantIre: were like
20:48 Velmen: offshoots are necessary
20:48 recalcitrantIre: yup
20:48 Velmen: because of fertilization
20:49 Velmen: trufaxx right here
Yeah, you pretty much agreed with my every point there, I don't even need to compromise on anything yet. :V
I tend to be agreeable when you agree with everything I say.
But if Rose/Kanaya does happen, I will be curious how it evolves, I guess. I do think they need some outside help for both of them before they make their own advances, but how they develop? Eh, we'll see. Hope it's hilarious, if nothing else.
Sink or swim, Rose/Kanaya better end in a hilarious way. That's always the best way to work.
Sure, hilarious endings are really great. I think it would be pretty fun to see their relationship develop in that sense, simply because both of them really have problems with humor. Real humor, not the sarcastic kind. I wonder if we will ever see Rose laugh. That would be nice.
Originally Posted by Karp
The two most disagreeable people in agreement with one another? I think that makes sense in a roundabout way. and then they porked.
Eugh...colwag and I can be in agreement, but I would back off from sloppy makeouts, thank you very much.
That said, classy girls who also happen to like to kiss one another shouldn't have to wait for an update to do so.
Sure, I don't wait for an update to kiss my girlfriend.
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Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
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In my opinion, I think Kanaya need someone who is also passive, like her, but to a lesser extreme. Kanaya needs to learn to be able to express herself and also be just more aggressive in general. She is on my right track, however, with the whole Vriska Troll Standoff incident and her escapades with Gamzee. With a passive lover, she can exert some form of dominance over them that would in a sense, make her a better person.
But Rose is okay too I have no problem with that.
Oh my god I just saw something on TV that said GA and I'm like, "haaaaaaaa, Kanaya."
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
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Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
Alright, I think it's appropriate to finish this poetry filled thread with one last poem. It's called "The Spider's Dream". It's a bit bleak. No points for guessing who's it about.
The Spider dreams of an empty blue room
Shapes there lie, waiting in the cold gloom
The webs cover screams and accusing blank stares
But no matter how hidden, they are there.
The spider’s guilt is an empty blue thing
Venomous and toxic, it lies, cheats and stings
In the white hollow eyes a promise lays
Destroy everything; make the ones she wounded pay.
She sleeps in tower ivory, she dreams in one of gold,
At once she is both young and dead and old.
She sees what is to happen, knows not what will unfold.
Fire took her dreams away, now emptiness rules sleep,
In bubbles ruled by creatures mad her sanity she keeps
And through the madness she becomes a wolf and not a sheep.
Now space is in her grasp, power great and vast
And on the golden inch she sails on ship of golden masts
To face a fiend of power cosmic, whose reign forever lasts.
How will this journey end, no one can be sure,
But however it will end, the universe she’ll cure.
John:
Zephyr his mount, sapphire his cape
The Heir arrives on wings of storm
Lightning his scepter, thunder his crown
The power of Breath the world does transform
Light on his feet, light in his heart
Greatness is his, his to perform
Potential endless, given by air
The power of Breath the world does transform
Joy rules him still, though darkness looms close
And sorrows and pain threaten to swarm
He rises above, the sky is his throne
The power of Breath the world does transform
Though kindness is his, cruelty cast aside
Threaten his kin, trouble their form
And prepare to reap a whirlwind of force
The power of Breath your hate will transform.
Rose:
At the tip of her wand seraphim dance
A ballet of strife with devils of chance.
Sable and Emerald duel for her mind;
If either prevails , her fate won’t be kind
At all times in control, except when she’s not.
Aberrations of dread foul feelers do send.
They whisper of treason, damnation and rot,
Of crimes she could never hope to amend.
She will not surrender, relinquish no sliver
Of her mind to the hunters that come from the void.
Fight them every step, she won’t falter or quiver;
She fights for herself, least she be destroyed.
With wizardry and light, the future she scouts,
The roll of the dice now her crystal ball,
And though what she sees may cause her some doubt
The Seer will never again be a thrall.
Furious Pariah, hard of shell
Herder of wolves, they bite at his ankles
Making his way through a hazy hell.
Hurried the midwife, doomed the born
Ruinous creator, tumorous doctor
He failed, for hatred now sworn.
In desolation lingers, never dares to hope
For he knows hope is a butcher
With his helplessness he cannot cope
Rage too betrayed him, bond asunder
Leaving a trail of corpses behind
The jester cares not if he goes under
Trapped in loathing, harried by temporal shades
Cursed by heretical plasma, hidden by shame
Jealousy grows, cultivated by sightless blades
Blindness sneers at him
Callousness will spare not a moment
His blood by loneliness made dim
Kanaya:
On sunny sands she walks, while others in darkness sleep.
Caring soul, ancestor to a generation that will never be born.
Care is met with cruelty, dealt by the spider’s sting,
Her love is repaid with indifference, pricks like the sharpest thorn.
Amphibian progeny she raises, watched by a warrior filled with pride
Haste her child will doom, the warrior demands it still, she obeys.
A universe is born only to die again.
Her love is repaid by stillbirth; her child will never see the light of day.
Fleeing from bladed death, her last hope has yet to hatch,
She shows compassion to a wounded soul, giving it a goal.
That hope is a devil in sheep’s skin, and burns all others.
Her love is repaid with treason, and in her heart a hole.
With vengeance she rises again, less and more than she was.
The devil is cleaved by a sword of teeth. It gives her no peace.
Now she searches for a space to call her own.
Her love is waiting for a balm that the pain will cease.
He is without equal, brain like a storm
Hateful and wretched, worthless worm
Wisdom and knowledge, power unknown
Ignorant fool, his fate does bemoan
Fierce is his mind, fierce his heart too
Cowardly maggot of red and blue
She was his best friend, she could have been more
He fired and fired, left nothing but gore
He saved her life, she kissed him and smiled
Shot through the chest, while he choked on bile
He did what he could, it wasn’t his fault
He failed like always, her death couldn’t halt
Blackness unfolds him, no more red and blue
Duality vanished, the dying shouts are gone
Peace at last, a final dark dawn.
Tranquility in emptiness
Rest in the void
Clarity in blindness
Unity in death.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty grooves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
I can hardly think of anything further from canon than that, to be honest. "Helpless" is the last thing I would put on Jade's list of attributes at the moment.
And this is why I don't care much for fanworks.
Honestly, Jade is at the top of strong-willed characters in Homestuck.
Honestly, Jade is at the top of strong-willed characters in Homestuck.
Hell, one of the main reasons I dislike Dave/Jade is because I've read the logs and seen the data, and I'm still not convinced that Jade doesn't turn sweeter and less interesting when she's with him. And because I think that Dave/Jade does turn Jade into that, or at least MORE into that, I am totally against it in every form. (Until we see more updates making it clear otherwise. The ones we have don't convince me enough.)
Originally Posted by Stormsprit
Eugh...colwag and I can be in agreement, but I would back off from sloppy makeouts, thank you very much.
Why not? I ship my avatar with the left side of your avatar, after all. It'd be grand.
I really don't support Dave/Jade beyond friendship. She think he's really cool, and...that's it. They're good friends. She doesn't become all fluffy around him or anything. She just genuinely thinks he's 'cooooool'.
Originally Posted by colwag
Why not? I ship my avatar with the left side of your avatar, after all. It'd be grand.
So you ship half-a-face with half-a-Kanaya. Huh.
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Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
Ethar drotaan lus foen Itharin goruun,
Fen Qi horusu, osa roenar treliron.
Ethar lus oenas kouranem,
Zupacha etharix eduem.
Ethar pachutho, tonst ethar zushulo,
Zushulo las Loros, osa Tarvexem."
My favourite characters, listed in order:
Vriska
Terezi
Roxy
Gamzee
Dirk (Especially brain-Dirk. He's hilarious.)
Jake
WV
Sollux
Dave's Bro
Auto-Responder
Equius
Kanaya
Fedorafreak
Jack Noir (Any particular version)
John
John's Dad
Aradia
Jade
Dave
Brobot
Karkat
Feferi
B2 Jade
Aranea
The Condesce
Caliborn
Rose
Lord English
DD
CD
Jane
B2 Rose
B2 Dave
AR
Meenah
Eridan
Tavros
Nepeta
Calliope
Rose's Mum
B2 John
HB
WQ
PM
Hell, one of the main reasons I dislike Dave/Jade is because I've read the logs and seen the data, and I'm still not convinced that Jade doesn't turn sweeter and less interesting when she's with him. And because I think that Dave/Jade does turn Jade into that, or at least MORE into that, I am totally against it in every form. (Until we see more updates making it clear otherwise. The ones we have don't convince me enough.)
Quite frankly if ash wanted to limit discussion only to the most recent updates then he should just get into the habit of locking this thread two hours after updates happen because excluding flashes that's about as long as it takes for us to have discussed everything that could be talked about.