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[Kíeros]

Well, if we have to claim a specibus, Bookkind would probably be the best. From running around walloping people with the books to rewriting the threads of reality themselves, it has to be the most versatile, effective, and broad category. Seriously, how many books do you have around you?

Also, I just downloaded SoB, and it is completely killing my computer from the heat it's generating. And I'm only ~80000/40386698.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Seriously it took me a moment to figure out that that was supposed to be 'pointy'.

Same here.

Pantythongkind is how I read that.

[Daniel990]

Which is to say the opposite of completely wrong? I agree Dani, I agree.

I made it perfectly clear in my post that your LOGIC has more holes than Emmentaler.
That's got a lot of hooooooooles.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Seriously it took me a moment to figure out that that was supposed to be 'pointy'.

Same here.

Pantythongkind is how I read that.

[Karp]

also I guess riflekind or whatever you would put a shotgun in

What about a rifle that shoots shotguns?

I've also decided to switch my specibus to Barkleykind and ascend to godhood.

[P_equals_NP]

I made it perfectly clear in my post that your LOGIC has more holes than Emmentaler.
That's got a lot of hooooooooles.

That doesn't make it flawed though. It just means it exists in a universe of non-Euclidean geometry.

DON'T BE RACIST.

[User 18]

Same here.

Pantythongkind is how I read that.

Clearly you people need to get your heads out of the gutter. How else am I supposed to cut pointythingkind down to 12 letters?

E: Clearly this is the best post 1000. Hang on a minute, I've got an image to add to make it a real Specularnaodm.

But the real celebration will be at 1025.

SPECULARNAODM

For my latest and greatest specularnaodm, I present you with the impression I have gotten from the forums over my 1000 posts:

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That is all.

You know, I may make this my new avatar.

[xqz]

But knifekind and bladekind are two different specibi. Hence my IDE.




Hang on. objectkind. Do I win?

Are they different, though? I mean knives are just blades it doesn't seem necessary to differentiate and I don't think we've actually seen a difference


Also yes you do win
it can hold anything but you only fill it with Perfectly Generic Objects for "irony"

[LonelyArchivist]

I think I'd probably rip out my curtain rod and use macekind. At least I hope it's short enough to be macekind.

Whatever, I'll figure mine out later. What's more important is what we're going to prototype our sprites with. Is Buddhasprite a good idea? y/n?

[BlackholePA]

I thought of a way to utilise Homestuck itself in battle: Fictionkind!

You attack your enemy with some item representitive of a work of fiction, and the damage dealt is equivalent to the quality of said fiction. If everyone used it, and because your fighting prowess would be directly proportional to your taste in literature, then a side effect would be that due to natural selection the world would only contain people who like good books!

Now, how would the quality of fiction be quantified, you ask. Is it not objective? Well the answer is to use THE WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS... to determine that the task should be delegated to Andrew Hussie.

[Daniel990]

That doesn't make it flawed though. It just means it exists in a universe of non-Euclidean geometry.

DON'T BE RACIST.

That was obviously not a racist comment, it was lexist.
I'M SO LEXIST

[Kíeros]

Now, how would the quality of fiction be quantified, you ask. Is it not objective? Well the answer is to use THE WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS... to determine that the task should be delegated to Andrew Hussie.

Aww... Then I guess that I couldn't use any Discworld or other Mangas like it to do my bidding. And I have tonnes of those. Well, not really tonnes, but some, including some Discworlds, but if it was up to him...

[P_equals_NP]

I think I'd probably rip out my curtain rod and use macekind. At least I hope it's short enough to be macekind.

Whatever, I'll figure mine out later. What's more important is what we're going to prototype our sprites with. Is Buddhasprite a good idea? y/n?

So this is the part where I off-handedly mention that there is in fact a thread for doing exactly what we are doing.

And then mention I'd prototype the only thing a decent person would prototype.

An effigy of myself.

That was obviously not a racist comment, it was lexist.
I'M SO LEXIST

0_o

[mysteriousOutsider]

I think I need my specibus to be something ridiculously impractical. Like buildingkind

2xsniperkind

WAIT NO

stabgorgkind is now my canon specibus.

[Karp]

So this is the part where I off-handedly mention that there is in fact a thread for doing exactly what we are doing.

And then mention I'd prototype the only thing a decent person would prototype.

An effigy of myself.

Napoleonsprite wouldn't be a bad idea, I suppose. Just make sure you aren't transported to the Land of Waterloo and Stomach Cancer.

[Daniel990]

0_o

OH NO DID I SAY SOMETHING DUMB AGAIN
Or not?

[xqz]

I think I need my specibus to be something ridiculously impractical. Like buildingkind

2xsniperkind

WAIT NO

stabgorgkind is now my canon specibus.

:o

the best idea

there are so many way this could work
and all of them are amazing

[aPawnAscending]

Just let me go to work. I'll come back with pistolkind, wrenchkind, axekind AND wandkind (maybe, I'll see if I can trick it into accepting the metal detector wands). My strifekind portfolio will be pretty much filled at this point, but goddamn. All the kinds. I'll have them.

YOU KNOW WHAT!? FUCK ALL THAT!

I'll just grab my key.....and......

KEYKIND!!! YEAH YOU FUCKERS ARE FUCKED NOW!!!

[LonelyArchivist]

So this is the part where I off-handedly mention that there is in fact a thread for doing exactly what we are doing.

And then mention I'd prototype the only thing a decent person would prototype.

An effigy of myself.

Oh, my bad. So then what am I supposed to talk about on this thread? What even counts as on or off topic? I'm new here (which you can probably tell), so if I should go somewhere else please tell me where.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

This topic is really boring. We should start talking about something less boring and more interesting.

Like

John.

I like him. OPINIONS????????

Just let me go to work. I'll come back with pistolkind, wrenchkind, axekind AND wandkind (maybe, I'll see if I can trick it into accepting the metal detector wands). My strifekind portfolio will be pretty much filled at this point, but goddamn. All the kinds. I'll have them.

YOU KNOW WHAT!? FUCK ALL THAT!

I'll just grab my key.....and......

KEYKIND!!! YEAH YOU FUCKERS ARE FUCKED NOW!!!

Now now, we don't want no body gettin' hurt 'round here

[Karp]

This topic is really boring. We should start talking about something less boring and more interesting.

Like

John.

I like him. OPINIONS????????

John is indeed a very likeable person. Very, very likeable...

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[Freack]

Loki is just so...Eridan-y. But without the romantic desperation.

How is this even possible? What is there to eridan other than romantic desperation?

And as far as kinds go, I am sticking with needles, which is generally a two handed operation.

But I would keep various farmtools in my strife deck just in case. Like a shovel, and a tractor.

YES I SAID A TRACTOR.

Oh, my bad. So then what am I supposed to talk about on this thread? What even counts as on or off topic? I'm new here (which you can probably tell), so if I should go somewhere else please tell me where.

Well, when ever there is an update, the update is on-topic.

But during hiatus periods they generally let us talk about whatever, so long as it is tangentially related to Homestuck. Like Strife kinds. If you want to steer things back in the right direction, try asking a specific question.

Like: Are the Dersites, actually "bad" or just "dark"? Aside from the Midnight crew, all of whom are obviously pure evil.

[P_equals_NP]

I enjoy how the tub is still in the hall, away from any plausibly attachable plumbing systems.

Oh, my bad. So then what am I supposed to talk about on this thread? What even counts as on or off topic? I'm new here (which you can probably tell), so if I should go somewhere else please tell me where.

No it wasn't directed at you, you were just my scapegoat, there is a topic but as long as we're talking about it whatever.

[BlackholePA]

Meh. A page or so back we were talking about the Avengers. This is far more on topic.

So much gets discussed here that I pretty much regard these threads as a seperate discussion forum in and of themselves.

[mysteriousOutsider]

oh yeah, when you don't want to talk about boring things John is definitely a great option

clearly

We should talk about Karkat.

I like him.