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[Sparrowsmith]

> When you say "sweet loot", do you mean the knife or the blood?
> Whichever one the "loot" is, make sure to stash the other one in your inventory.

It seems your inventory will not accept unconfined liquids, so you cannot store your blood with the SWEET LOOT. You're not sure why you keep referring to a blunt knife and an envelope as sweet loot, they're really quite common items now that you think about it.

>use blunt knife to open envelope

The two items are conveniently compatible. Fortune has smiled upon you this day and the envelope tears open with ease. You find a letter inside.

>

Oh my. The contents on the other side of this letter are absolutely game changing. You can't help but think outloud-

>

What the fuck?

[snuffysam]

> Useless. Throw it away.
> Continue guessing random passwords.

[PersonPerson]

Eat the paper.

[Mibbs]

word
go enter in password "some stupid duck"

[Sparrowsmith]

> Useless. Throw it away.

You really can't think of any use this could have to you. Might as well throw it away. Wait! You've got an even better idea.

>Eat the paper.

You are now inner Mibbs. You finally crawl out of the pit when suddenly a wild piece of paper aggresses you. You're getting pretty fed up with all of Mibbs's antics.

> Continue guessing random passwords.

You can totally do that, because you're regular ol' Mibbs. It's not like you're in any rush. But what to type in?

>

Aha! Inspiration!

>

Damn. You were so sure of that one. You feel so stupid...

>go enter in password "some stupid duck"


>

It seems you'll have to wait 5 minutes and 3 seconds before typing anything else in. Maybe you can pass the time with some exploration.

[snuffysam]

Wait, is that Mibbs climbing out of the pit? If it isn't, maybe you should try making them different colors.
> Look for a pit.

[Sparrowsmith]

It's Inner Mibbs. He lives in a world inside of Mibbs, hence being hit by the paper that Mibbs eats.

[snuffysam]

Oh! I just didn't see him eat it.

[Mibbs]

go back out into the hallway

[Sparrowsmith]

>go back out into the hallway

You walk down the hallway away from the light. You take a little look into the room you came from, but nothing's changed in there. Behind you there is an as of yet unexplored room, or you can walk further away from the ominous light and blood smeared walls. You could even walk towards the light, but you're quite sure you're not supposed to go towards the light. Oh what to do?! You are positively overwhelmed by all of these choices.

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Experimenting with some different styles. Then again, this thing isn't exactly shooting for consistency, so who gives a damn.

[snuffysam]

> Outer Mibbs: Go away from the light.
> Inner Mibbs: Go towards the light.

[Mibbs]

unexplored room time

[ProfessorLizzard]

>Spend five minutes dancing

[Sparrowsmith]

> Inner Mibbs: Go towards the light.

Fuck that light. That light is the sparkly cherry on the asshole cake that is your day so far, and you don't fancy tasting the dubious icing. You're trying to climb away from that light. Goddamn it you slipped again! This is hopeless. You guess... maybe... You could descend, but that's a long journey down. It would take at least five minutes, not that five minutes means anything to you.

> Outer Mibbs: Go away from the light.
>unexplored room time

You do that. Unfortunately this room is actually fairly well lit. This is an unbelievably shitty twist only made shittier by yet another pumpkin lying on the floor with, oh look at that, another note. This day is just some kind of asshole ca-
Hold on one motherfucking second.
Is that a coat?
Does it match your hat? You can barely contain your joy at the thought...

>Spend five minutes dancing

You proceed to dance so hard that your moves redefine the very meaning of dance.
It now means flailing duck as well.
Anyone can beat you at a dance off. You are simply the worst there is.

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More art and layout experiments, yay.

[Mibbs]

go put that shit on man. own that coat

also i think this is the nicest looking its been so far

[snuffysam]

> Switch out hat for shirt.
> Read note.

[guillotineGuardian]

> Blow up the pumpkin. There's wires sticking out of it. Or a wire. Whatever. It has to blow up.

[Sparrowsmith]

> Switch out hat for shirt.
> Go put that shit on man. own that coat

You cease rendering yourself symbolically to activate your SWAG MODE. Colours bend around you in a psychotropic trip of sheer awesome.
That is to say, you wear the jacket.

> Read note.
> Blow up the pumpkin. There's wires sticking out of it. Or a wire. Whatever. It has to blow up.

You fail to find anything with which to blow up the pumpkin with, so you read the note instead. Apparently this pumpkin is a free pumpkin, it has no master.

[Mibbs]

the tile its on is differently colored, so its obviously a trap. look out window

[snuffysam]

> Take pumpkin and run out of room before any traps can get you.

[Sparrowsmith]

>look out window


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You can't see down to where the wire goes, due to the angling of the window and the metal bars, but you do get a good look at the area around you. A cool summer sun casts stripes of luminescence over the desolate concrete structures. You are overcome with a feeling of perspective and...
Fuck it. Your poetry level is way to low for this. It's a nice view, ok? Let's not make a song and dance about every little thing.

> Take pumpkin and run out of room before any traps can get you.

You abscond with the pumpkin. Looks like there weren't any traps, and whatever that wire does is probably not relevant to you in any way. You now have (2) Pumpkins (0) Keys (1) knife and absolutely nothing of value. Better keep searching for more loot.

[snuffysam]

> Hang on. You thought you were typing in the wrong password all those times. But MAYBE you were just using the wrong stylus. Go back to the password place, but use a pumpkin instead of your hands.

[Sparrowsmith]

> Hang on. You thought you were typing in the wrong password all those times. But MAYBE you were just using the wrong stylus. Go back to the password place, but use a pumpkin instead of your hands.

THE SOLUTION
WAS SO
OBVIOUS.

>

You are now Inner Mibbs, and determined to do something marginally less feather brained than Outer Mibbs. Your descent has led you to some kind of chamber. Oh look, the apple key is here too. Fan-fucking-tastic...

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Seeing as we're nearing page 5, how does everyone feel about the adventure so far?
Just curious if I'm doing anything particularly badly...

[Mibbs]

outer mibbs: try your name for shits and giggles it couldnt possibly work.
inner mibbs: take the key and go down the rightmost passage

[snuffysam]

Inner Mibbs: Shout your name to the heavens. Then take the apple.
Outer Mibbs: Hear a word coming from within. Try that out with the pumpkin stylus.

Outer Sparrowsmith: You're doing a great job! Keep up the good work!