Diskbreak

[Sparrowsmith]

>Logo: Appear:

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New readers: The art of this story has progressed from intentionally shitty, to unintentionally shitty, to not so shitty, so if you don't like what you see below, try checking the latest update. Or better yet, watch this Shitty Flash.
Also, this adventure has two authors. Myself and AdamRaider.

>Begin


You are locked in a concrete cubicle. There is no evidence of a toilet or plumbing, but you assume cubicle is the best way to describe the cubish nature of your surroundings. There is also nothing of remote value or interest near you, though you have the sinister feeling you are being watched out of the corner of your eye. You should do something, but what?

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This is either going to go horribly wrong or beautifully horribly wrong.

[Whimbrel]

>Turn into a duck

[Sparrowsmith]

>Turn into a duck

You fail to turn into a duck because you already are a duck, and have been the whole time. You do however turn around so the outside world can get a break from your hideous duckface.

[Ultimate_storyer]

Examine large, misshapen apple near the pumpkin. Hint: it looks like a key.

[PersonPerson]

Eat the key and the pumpkin.

[Sparrowsmith]

>Examine large, misshapen apple near the pumpkin.

You examine the KEY. It's certainly a key alright, no funny business. You're not too sure what to do with it.

>Eat the key and the pumpkin.

You attempt to eat the apple.

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You fail to eat the apple. It is doubtful you would have any success eating the pumpkin either. You simply don't have the necessary TEETH SHARPNESS attribute to do either.

[Mibbs]

sharpen beak on bars

[PersonPerson]

This^

[Sparrowsmith]

>sharpen beak on bars

This strikes you as an overwhelmingly absurd idea. Not only are the bars round, and so pretty much useless for sharpening beaks, but also because sharpening your beak would undoubtedly hurt tremendously.
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You attempt to sharpen your beak nonetheless. This is really quite silly and accomplishes nothing. You spend the next seventeen hours doing this.

[Mibbs]

succeed at sharpening beak

[PersonPerson]

not much else to do so this^

[Sparrowsmith]

>succeed at sharpening beak

Your beak sharpening attempts come to an abrupt end when something shifts in the courtyard below you. It seems a disk has appeared from beneath some kind of panel. This probably isn't relevant in any way. You hear a voice behind you mutter something. You are quite sure the voice disapproves of these antics.
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You acknowledge the elephant in the room. By which you mean you finally look at the fourth wall. It seems some strange figure has been leaning against it for some time, possibly days, there's just no way of knowing for sure. Maybe he is an assassin of somekind. Maybe you should ask and stop speculating. One thing is certain,though, he isn't an elephant. That would be silly.

[Mibbs]

engage in ninja fight

[Ultimate_storyer]

Tell the ninja you like his or her stance and "primo" attire. Ask whether the ninja whether the ninja knows you.

[Sparrowsmith]

>engage in ninja fight

Are you mad? Just look at that SICK MUSCLE DEFINITION. You'd have to be quackers to aggress this FEARSOME FOE.

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You're not even sure what you would fight him with.

>Tell the ninja you like his or her stance and "primo" attire. Ask whether the ninja whether the ninja knows you.

You opt instead to gauge the friendliness of your Cubiclemate. In one swift action of conversational prowess you compliment his SWEET DUDS and ask whether or not he knows who you are. You hear him inhale lightly, as if he is about to say your name and needs enough air to complete the utterance. You can't wait to hear what he has to say. OH DEAR LORD WHAT WILL HE SAY YOUR NAME IS?!

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Due to technical difficulties the art is ever so slightly shittier in this update, and took slightly longer. It is doubtful you even noticed, but it seemed appropriate to comment on it anyway.

[Whimbrel]

"Some Stupid Duck"

[Mibbs]

Mibbs
(ducks are sort of my thing, this name suggestion is actually appropriate for once)

[Sparrowsmith]

>"Some Stupid Duck"

You are crushed by this devastatingly insulting remark. Your Self-Esteem drops by two nodes. You are now dangerously close to wishing yourself out of existence.

>Mibbs
>engage in ninja fight

You are tired of being fucked with. It's time to grow a set of teeth, and kick some ass. You're not a ninja, but you're not some stupid duck either. Your name is Mibbs!

[Toasted]

>wish self out of existence

[Sparrowsmith]

>wish self out of existence

You have too many Self-Esteem nodes to perform that action. Three too many, to be precise.

[Whimbrel]

Exercise new teeth on ninja's leg

[Mibbs]

see if you can breath fire

[Sparrowsmith]

>see if you can breath fire

Oh God yes! Barely four days goes by that you don't dream of breathing fire. To reach down deep inside yourself and wield the potential that you know is there. To breath the savage and unbridled embers of your heart's discontent. Sadly any potential you have is currently locked away, and you can't think of any possible way to unlock it.

>Exercise new teeth on ninja's leg

You gnaw with all of your might. Shit is like a goddamn chew toy, and by shit you mean this douchebag's leg. That metaphor has made you feel kind of dirty. Judging by your cubiclemate's face, he feels kind of dirty too. The remainder of the biting happens in perfect silence. It is extremely awkward for both of you.

[Mibbs]

continue biting

[xanibabe]

>Eat pumpkin with new sharp teeth.