KDOM - Planet Of The Mind (Poll is OVER, BITCHES!)

[Tehlivingpencil]

> Jeanette: Be the other girl NOW!



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DM: Is there anything interesting in here?
EE: Non, just a tas d'ordures inutiles.
EE: Sigh.
DM: Um, a what?
EE: Oh, tant pis, mon coeur...
DM: Um, a-alright.
EE: Bise bise~

[00Davo]

The other girl: Turn around and introduce yourself.

[Kíeros]

The other girl: Turn around and introduce yourself.

Yeah, that seems good.
(On a completely unrelated note, you are the 00Davo of Metagamer, right?)

[Tehlivingpencil]

> The other girl: Turn around (bright eyes) and introduce yourself.


Your name is DANIELLE MERCER and you just found a POSTER. It's pretty sweet.

[00Davo]

> Danielle: Describe your INTERESTS.

(On a completely unrelated note, you are the 00Davo of Metagamer, right?)

Yes, I am indeed the author who never updates ever.

[Kíeros]

> Do you have a good place to put the poster up?

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Yes, I am indeed the author who never updates ever.

You're just recovering from an untimely death; not your fault.

[Tehlivingpencil]

(Sorry folks, on hiatus lately, new panels up in a couple of days.)

[Tehlivingpencil]

> Resume.


Oh. Um. Goodness.

[00Davo]

> Gosh, that's… that's happening. Yeah.

[gjgfuj]

Now,
> Current Character: Be the Author.
> Author: Reveal yourself in small symbolic form.

[gjgfuj]

> Of course, just finish whatever's happening first

[Tehlivingpencil]

(Again, so sorry for delays. Been busy as hell.)

[Tehlivingpencil]

> Author: Reveal self in symbolic form.


Oh hey.

[Kíeros]

> Hey there; what's that on the table?

[Tehlivingpencil]

> Hey there. What's that on the table?


Someone moves their KDOM CURSOR over to the TABLE. There is a CHOPPING BOARD on it. They seem intent on claiming it for themselves.

[opticVisualist]

>Investigate pumpkin

[Tehlivingpencil]

> Investigate pumpkin.


... Oh, that pumpkin. Okay, cool.

GET PUMPKIN

[Eromo]

What Pumpkin?

[Kíeros]

> Grab the cursor, and restrain it from getting the chopping board.

[00Davo]

> Alchemise the pumpkin with the cursor.

[Derp Strider]

> Pumpkin: reveal yourself to be a WATERMELON!

[Tehlivingpencil]

> Pumpkin: Reveal self to be a WATERMELON!


... Shit.


Oh hey, it's her.

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-- elegantEquinoxe [EE] is bantering at technologicMadman [TM] --

EE: James! I have news!
TM: what.
TM: is it about my shower exploding?
EE: ... Non, mon sot ami.
TM: then what?
EE: I have just created a telephaser!
TM: oh. fucking brilliant. i assume the colliding tesseral disturbances were responsible for my fucking shower exploding?
EE: Language, sale-gueule!
TM: you know that constant use of french is incredibly annoying.
TM: i won't lie, it's mildly arousing.
TM: but i'll be damned if i can understand what you're saying.
EE: Que c'est juste, je suppose.
EE: Le signe.
EE: En fait, le soupir.
EE:
TM: don't use your little winky-faces at me.
TM: damn you and your francophonic charm.
TM: you're so stereotypical.
EE: Merci.
TM: you and your adorable british scoundrel.
EE: Danielle est tellement adorables, James.
EE: Tellement.
TM: yeah, yeah, i know.
TM: dangit, why don't i win the heart of any cute nerds?
EE: Perhaps because you made some undesirable advances on a certain lady aforementioned?
TM: when did i bring up diane?
EE: Just now.
EE: Onhonhon~
TM: guuuuh.
TM: stop it, really.
TM: i've never even heard you speak and i know you sound sexy.
EE: ...
EE: This is the sort of thing I am talking about.
TM: hey, i don't play by the rules.
TM: the earth is a fucking rock. it has been since 1998. it's whatever you want it to be.
EE: Really, James?
TM: it's the planet of the mind, jeanette.
TM: and my mind is crazy.
TM: time to run wild.
EE: Oh gosh!
EE: Mon deiu!
EE: James, I cannot take this! Such uninhibited insanity!
EE: Unbridled terror!
TM: oh, put a lid on it, dr. caius.
TM: i'll go get you that boiter vert.
EE: A green box?
EE: Don't you mean the box of the green lady?
TM: oh, you and your classy perversion.
EE: It is better than your insane perversion.
EE: Perhaps you should lose the grin?
TM: it bunches together my thin layer of facial hair.
TM: it makes me look like i have more beardstache.
EE: Baaaa.
TM: ...
EE: A goatee?
TM: no. that's not it at all.
TM: you lose this round, ms. jarre.
EE: Oh my God, James, you are insufferable!
EE:
TM: so are your emotes.
TM: did you even use those before you met danielle?
EE: Yes, I did. But not as often.
TM: you really want to get into her good books.
EE: Je suis dans les bibliothèque entière!
TM: including the "restricted section"?
EE: Tu savez.
TM: yeah, i'm running this shit into a translator now.
TM: booyah.
EE: :3
TM: aww.
TM: that's actually cute.
EE: I need to go remind Richard to be installing KDOM now.
TM: heh, good luck with that.
EE: Au revoir! Bise bise~

-- elegantEquinoxe [EE] gave up on bantering with technologicMadman [TM] --

... Yeah, don't reference Shakespeare when talking to girls. Or anyone. Ever.

[00Davo]

> Jeanette: Banter with Richard.

[Tehlivingpencil]

> ==>

> Mystery Player: Deploy COMPILATOR.


You proceed to DO SO. You place it in this douchebag's DOORWAY. Success.

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TM: ffff--

[Kíeros]

> See if you can climb over it; if not, then berate incessantly.