Jailbreak: Now In Colour!

[Saiph]

Is there such thing in GIMP? Woah.

And this is what should have been in the pumpkin:

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I agree with this, with the addition of a single knife added inside.

[Daniel990]

Clubs Deuce is awesome and also WHY DID NO ONE COMMENT ON MY SPECULARNAODM?
IT WAS SO INTERESTING.

[phantasmalDexterity]

Clubs Deuce is awesome and also WHY DID NO ONE COMMENT ON MY SPECULARNAODM?
IT WAS SO INTERESTING.

Oh no, did I miss your SPECULARNAODM?????
When was it? It sure was COOL.

[Kidror]

I just realised that CD was winking in the you're welcome page. Quick start shipping CD and Jack! CD Jack Jail

[Daniel990]

Oh no, did I miss your SPECULARNAODM?????
When was it? It sure was COOL.

It was my 5929 square number post specularnaodm.
I PARTLY translated my mO fanfic to Portuguese.

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UM DIA, MYSTERIOUSOUTSIDER ESTAVA ANDANDO EM CIMA DE UMA VIGA.
ELE NÃO SABIA POR QUE ELE ESTAVA ANDANDO EM CIMA DE UMA VIGA.
ELE ENTÃO COMEÇOU A SE PERGUNTAR POR QUE ELE ESTAVA ANDANDO EM CIMA DE UMA VIGA.
CONFUSO SOBRE ESSE FATO, ELE DECIDIU VIAJAR PARA O EGITO PARA PERGUNTAR PARA A GRANDE ESFINGE POR QUE ELE ESTAVA ANDANDO EM CIMA DE UMA VIGA.
NO ENTANTO, LOGO QUANDO ELE IA PERGUNTAR, UM BURACO NEGRO ALEATORIAMENTE SE FORMOU EM DEVON E PUXOU TUDO POR PERTO, INCLUINDO A TERRA.
DENTRO DO BURACO NEGRO, MO VIVIA MUITO MAL, DEVIDO AOS FATOS DE QUE TUDO ESTAVA ESCURO, ELE ESTAVA NO MEIO DE UM DESERTO, E A ESFINGE HAVIA SIDO SUGADA PARA OUTRO BURACO NEGRO QUE SE FORMOU DENTRO DO BURACO NEGRO EM QUE ELE ESTAVA.
MO ESTAVA EM SÉRIOS APUROS, MAS ELE NÃO IRIA DESCANSAR ATÉ DESCOBRIR POR QUE ELE ESTAVA ANDANDO EM CIMA DE UMA VIGA.
ENTÃO ELE ANDOU.
E ANDOU.
E ANDOU.
E ENTÃO UM ROBÔ GIGANTE APARECEU E DISSE A MO QUE ELE SABIA O MOTIVO DELE ESTAR ANDANDO EM CIMA DE UMA VIGA.
MO IMEDIATAMENTE FICOU MUITO CURIOSO, PORQUE ELE QUERIA MUITO SABER POR QUE ELE ESTAVA ANDANDO EM CIMA DE UMA VIGA.
MAS O ROBÔ DISSE QUE ELE NÃO IRIA DIZÊ-LO PORQUE ELE ESTAVA ANDANDO EM CIMA DE UMA VIGA E VOOU EM DIREÇÃO DA LUZ DO SOL INEXISTENTE.
MO ENTÃO VIU UM METEORO PERTO DE ONDE ELE ESTAVA.
ELE OLHOU PARA O METEORO E VIU QUE ELE CONTIA UM PARALELEPÍPEDO.
O PARALELEPÍPEDO ERA MUITO MISTERIOSO E CONTIA INFORMAÇÃO DE CIVILIZAÇÕES ANTIGAS DESCREVENDO COMO OPERAR UM APARELHO DE DVD.
MO, ENTRETANTO, DESCOBRIU COM SUAS BRILHANTES HABILIDADES DEDUTIVAS QUE O MANUAL DE DVD ERA NA VERDADE UMA EXPLICAÇÃO ENCRIPTADA SOBRE POR QUE O MO ESTAVA ANDANDO EM CIMA DE UMA VIGA.
NO ENTANTO, APESAR DELE SABER O QUE ESTAVA DESCRITO NO PARALELEPÍPEDO, ELE NÃO PODIA REALMENTE DECIFRÁ-LO, E ELE NUNCA O FEZ.
E ENTÃO ALGO ERÓTICO ACONTECEU.

I WILL CONTINUE IN MY NEXT SPECULARNAODM.

Amazing, isn't it?

[Five]

Man that update was, no IS hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that "You're welcome!" card.

God DAMN it, Droll.

[genteelGunslinger]

Man that update was, no IS hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that "You're welcome!" card.

God DAMN it, Droll.

Your avatar. I weep with her

I'm not sure why. But I do. Why is Kanaya sad?

Clubs Deuce is awesome and also WHY DID NO ONE COMMENT ON MY SPECULARNAODM?
IT WAS SO INTERESTING.

Because you are not there yet, silly Dani. 6000 is still out of reach. That was not a specularnaodm. Now SHOOOSH *pap*

Only dreams now.

[Blaperile]

Okay, Holly and Saiph's avatars are now strangely reminding me of the "That's all folks!" ending screen from Looney Tunes. Welp.

I wonder what WQ has done with Jane's dreamself. Taken her to the throne room?

[Daniel990]

Because you are not there yet, silly Dani. 6000 is still out of reach. That was not a specularnaodm. Now SHOOOSH *pap*

Only dreams now.

It's a SQUARE NUMBER specularnaodm, I've established that those are CANON.

[Stormspirit]

I wonder what WQ has done with Jane's dreamself. Taken her to the throne room?

Maybe...maybe she brought her to a special room for guests. Do they even have that? I'm pretty sure a good palace always has guest rooms.

Oh, and hi everybody!

[Blaperile]

Maybe...maybe she brought her to a special room for guests. Do they even have that? I'm pretty sure a good palace always has guest rooms.

Oh, and hi everybody!

Now I suddenly want to see WQ tucking Jane in like it was her own child or something. D'aww.

Oh, and hi!

[genteelGunslinger]

Maybe...maybe she brought her to a special room for guests. Do they even have that? I'm pretty sure a good palace always has guest rooms.

Oh, and hi everybody!

Jane should wake up in a dungeon. But a nicely decorated dungeon. With curtains.

However, the torture machine in the corner remains, due to the room also being used as the torture chamber. In actual fact, the contraption is a tickling machine. Prospitians torture through tickling. WHAT MONSTERS

And hello

It's getting close to midnight in my part of the world. What's it like in CANADA?

[Freack]

So, something tells me there is a problem with a prison system where prisoners can just reach out their window and acquire a shiv. And also they can get packages of knives sent in pumpkins.

I suppose all of those knives could be useful, if one of them was fit enough for lockpiccking or knife throwing.

[Stormspirit]

Jane should wake up in a dungeon. But a nicely decorated dungeon. With curtains.

However, the torture machine in the corner remains, due to the room also being used as the torture chamber. In actual fact, the contraption is a tickling machine. Prospitians torture through tickling. WHAT MONSTERS

And hello

It's getting close to midnight in my part of the world. What's it like in CANADA?

How horrible! Tickling torture! They should be killed right this instant!

And it's getting close to 9 AM here! Which is why I'm going to eat after posting this!

So, something tells me there is a problem with a prison system where prisoners can just reach out their window and acquire a shiv. And also they can get packages of knives sent in pumpkins.

I suppose all of those knives could be useful, if one of them was fit enough for lockpiccking or knife throwing.

I'm not sure that they knew Jack would be strong enough to rip off a spike. Or maybe they did and they are just really big idiots.

[Teavian]

Hi guys! I've been lurking here for over a year now, so I finally decided to register.
Also this should totally be one of the knives in the pumpkin.

[Blaperile]

Hi guys! I've been lurking here for over a year now, so I finally decided to register.
Also this should totally be one of the knives in the pumpkin.

Oh my god yes.

Welp, why did I read that "Lil' Guy" as Lil Cal first? DO NOT WANT ANYMORE.

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*wonk*

[Halos]

Haha these updates are perfect, I'm gonna pretend homestuck has always just been one big interlude in the middle of Jailbreak.
I love that the Droll has presumedly got a bunch of little 'you're welcome' stamps made up just for occasions such as this.

I also couldn't resist making a little animated version:

[RizzRustbolt]

I could never stay mad at Droll. That wink is better than any apology.

[Dexlyn]

So, something tells me there is a problem with a prison system where prisoners can just reach out their window and acquire a shiv. And also they can get packages of knives sent in pumpkins.

I suppose all of those knives could be useful, if one of them was fit enough for lockpiccking or knife throwing.

Maybe it's part of the droll's plan. He knows the prospitians will be checking for contraband and won't care about the knives because they think he can't stab anybody from his cell.

Underneath all those knives is key. Jack opens the door to freedom. And then he'll be able to use the knives.

[Daniel990]

Guys.
My specularnaodm.
Isn't it cool?
It is, right?
Right?

[Stormspirit]

Hi guys! I've been lurking here for over a year now, so I finally decided to register.
Also this should totally be one of the knives in the pumpkin.

I...I didn't knew Guy Fieri had a special knife...it's...quite a discovery for me. (pssst, it's the one he used to kill during his reign)

Guys.
My specularnaodm.
Isn't it cool?
It is, right?
Right?

Yes it is. We just don't really understand anything anymore. But's it's cool.

[RizzRustbolt]

I'm not sure that they knew Jack would be strong enough to rip off a spike. Or maybe they did and they are just really big idiots.

We're going to find out that the door isn't even locked, because Prospit believes in the Honor System.

[Five]

Your avatar. I weep with her

I'm not sure why. But I do. Why is Kanaya sad?

Because Lord English was already there.
Because it says why right under my username.
Because Eridan is an asshole.
Because Nepeta is dead.
Because Rose rejected here.
Because I am having to much fun doing this.
Because Droll is an idiot.

Slightly on topic: I really can't wait to see the Alpha kid exiles. Maybe it's the PS cast. Nah, that would be TOO good.

[phantasmalDexterity]

Guys.
My specularnaodm.
Isn't it cool?
It is, right?
Right?

It's cool Dani. Everything written in Portugeese is automatically awesome.
And that wink is awesome too.

So do you guys think that all Dersites eat RED MEAT, or only Jack?

Slightly on topic: I really can't wait to see the Alpha kid exiles. Maybe it's the PS cast. Nah, that would be TOO good.

There are many Pickle Inspector...

[Daniel990]

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(Channeling Dani)

(Chani?)

Wait.
What does this
MEEEEEEEEAN?
I don't understand this post at all.