...Dear god woman you're not one of those Makorra shippers are you
YOU AREN'T ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WHINE ABOUT SHIPPERS ARE YOU?
because that's legit really annoying when people do that
and my feelings have to do with lots of things that are cartoon related, it's complex. my relationship with cartoon characters is complex, that's right.
(honestly most of my sad feelings concerning that particular aspect of that particular cartoon are over it seeming more and more unlikely that Korra and Asami will have an awesome friendmance. like, I wanted them to be bro's sooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad and fuck you Mako fuck you and your beauty, don't fuck this up for me, I want a really kickass female friendship so back off)
and also Arenia and kidSummoner needs to be a thing! bluuuuuuurg
Last edited by killerlamb; 04-30-2012 at 01:26 AM.
Roughly 3 years will pass before the original kids meet the new kids - Confirmed
SB&HJ the Moive is anti-Crocker propoganda - Confirmed
Post Scratch Rose is a world famous author of wizard novels - Confirmed
Meenah was the root cause of the A1 session's failure - Plausible*
A1 Jack Noir will make an appearance
UU's juju is the bunny - the bunny is the light to Cal's dark
uu is LE, and UU is good to LE's evil* might as well be Confirmed
Dani's the coolest Super Confirmed
*Ok I'm calling this one plausible because while it was technically totally busted, she was the one who made them all be ghosts by totally killing everyone and herself so I was on to something - like, if I had just been vaguer in my wording. dammit, lamb, remember, always use the vaguest wording possible
* For proof, nearly a month before the reveal of Calliope
Maybe Jake weirded her out to the point where she will knock him out with a swift kick to the face.
And then he will enter the dreambubble dreambubbles.
If he can manage to go into yet another dreambubble after that, he will be able to behold The Dutton.
edit
Originally Posted by killerlamb
because that's legit really annoying when people do that
I don't think Arms is, but yeah. I really have to agree with this point.
Complaining about shipping being annoying is just as annoying.
Also I am fully aware of the fact that complaining about complaints about complaints is just as annoying.
I apologize, and you may carry on with your day.
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
Ash, as much as I love taking about Homestick, these sorts of tangents are just going to keep happening due to the natural deviation of human discussion. Since human nature cannot be changed, we need to adapt and create a new thread that eschews single-topic discussions in favor of general discussion. Now that I have two sentences, I'll leave it at that.
That is true, granted, but after a certain point of talking about lesbians and showers etc things need shunting back into the world of the Thread Topic. Shocking, I know, but it's kind of my job here.
The whole "Wee I have two sentences. I am now allowed to post" doesn't work all the well when you've got people (not bots) examining your posts, either.
YOU AREN'T ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WHINE ABOUT SHIPPERS ARE YOU?
because that's legit really annoying when people do that
and my feelings have to do with lots of things that are cartoon related, it's complex. my relationship with cartoon characters is complex, that's right.
I don't whine about shippers, hell, I am one.
I whine about people who think that Asami is an irredeemable bitch whore because she is interested in Mako and Mako is interested in her.
YOU MUST LOVE THE AVATAR. YOU MUST LOVE KORRA.
I DON’T CARE ASAMI LOOKS LIKE A FREAKING MODEL.
KORRA IS STRONGER AND MORE BEATIFUL THAN HER. (YES SHE IS)
Also I am fully aware of the fact that complaining about complaints about complaints is just as annoying.
I apologize, and you may carry on with your day.
When all complaints are annoying.
All complaints are annoying :syndrome:
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
Ash, as much as I love taking about Homestick, these sorts of tangents are just going to keep happening due to the natural deviation of human discussion. Since human nature cannot be changed, we need to adapt and create a new thread that eschews single-topic discussions in favor of general discussion. Now that I have two sentences, I'll leave it at that.
No general discussion has proven to be a bad idea in the past that's not happening.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
Maybe Jake weirded her out to the point where she will knock him out with a swift kick to the face. And then he will enter the dreambubble dreambubbles. If he can manage to go into yet another dreambubble after that, he will be able to behold The Dutton.
why am I so invested in the relationship of tertiary characters. I mean, I'm only like ironically invested, but I'm really invested in being ironically invested, don not fuck this up Jake, step off!
bluuuuuuhfeelings. cartoons haven't been good to my feelings this weekend and now I'm getitng all worked up over ironic investment I need to go to bed
i want his name to be rufio. that would make my day. i mean think about it, it would mean that rufio really was real all along.
YOU AREN'T ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WHINE ABOUT SHIPPERS ARE YOU?
because that's legit really annoying when people do that
Good thing you missed my tantrum a few pages back then. It was a bit embarrassing in retrospect, but sometimes I just can't help myself. Some of them are just so annoying.
She sleeps in tower ivory, she dreams in one of gold,
At once she is both young and dead and old.
She sees what is to happen, knows not what will unfold.
Fire took her dreams away, now emptiness rules sleep,
In bubbles ruled by creatures mad her sanity she keeps
And through the madness she becomes a wolf and not a sheep.
Now space is in her grasp, power great and vast
And on the golden inch she sails on ship of golden masts
To face a fiend of power cosmic, whose reign forever lasts.
How will this journey end, no one can be sure,
But however it will end, the universe she’ll cure.
John:
Zephyr his mount, sapphire his cape
The Heir arrives on wings of storm
Lightning his scepter, thunder his crown
The power of Breath the world does transform
Light on his feet, light in his heart
Greatness is his, his to perform
Potential endless, given by air
The power of Breath the world does transform
Joy rules him still, though darkness looms close
And sorrows and pain threaten to swarm
He rises above, the sky is his throne
The power of Breath the world does transform
Though kindness is his, cruelty cast aside
Threaten his kin, trouble their form
And prepare to reap a whirlwind of force
The power of Breath your hate will transform.
Rose:
At the tip of her wand seraphim dance
A ballet of strife with devils of chance.
Sable and Emerald duel for her mind;
If either prevails , her fate won’t be kind
At all times in control, except when she’s not.
Aberrations of dread foul feelers do send.
They whisper of treason, damnation and rot,
Of crimes she could never hope to amend.
She will not surrender, relinquish no sliver
Of her mind to the hunters that come from the void.
Fight them every step, she won’t falter or quiver;
She fights for herself, least she be destroyed.
With wizardry and light, the future she scouts,
The roll of the dice now her crystal ball,
And though what she sees may cause her some doubt
The Seer will never again be a thrall.
Furious Pariah, hard of shell
Herder of wolves, they bite at his ankles
Making his way through a hazy hell.
Hurried the midwife, doomed the born
Ruinous creator, tumorous doctor
He failed, for hatred now sworn.
In desolation lingers, never dares to hope
For he knows hope is a butcher
With his helplessness he cannot cope
Rage too betrayed him, bond asunder
Leaving a trail of corpses behind
The jester cares not if he goes under
Trapped in loathing, harried by temporal shades
Cursed by heretical plasma, hidden by shame
Jealousy grows, cultivated by sightless blades
Blindness sneers at him
Callousness will spare not a moment
His blood by loneliness made dim
Kanaya:
On sunny sands she walks, while others in darkness sleep.
Caring soul, ancestor to a generation that will never be born.
Care is met with cruelty, dealt by the spider’s sting,
Her love is repaid with indifference, pricks like the sharpest thorn.
Amphibian progeny she raises, watched by a warrior filled with pride
Haste her child will doom, the warrior demands it still, she obeys.
A universe is born only to die again.
Her love is repaid by stillbirth; her child will never see the light of day.
Fleeing from bladed death, her last hope has yet to hatch,
She shows compassion to a wounded soul, giving it a goal.
That hope is a devil in sheep’s skin, and burns all others.
Her love is repaid with treason, and in her heart a hole.
With vengeance she rises again, less and more than she was.
The devil is cleaved by a sword of teeth. It gives her no peace.
Now she searches for a space to call her own.
Her love is waiting for a balm that the pain will cease.
He is without equal, brain like a storm
Hateful and wretched, worthless worm
Wisdom and knowledge, power unknown
Ignorant fool, his fate does bemoan
Fierce is his mind, fierce his heart too
Cowardly maggot of red and blue
She was his best friend, she could have been more
He fired and fired, left nothing but gore
He saved her life, she kissed him and smiled
Shot through the chest, while he choked on bile
He did what he could, it wasn’t his fault
He failed like always, her death couldn’t halt
Blackness unfolds him, no more red and blue
Duality vanished, the dying shouts are gone
Peace at last, a final dark dawn.
Tranquility in emptiness
Rest in the void
Clarity in blindness
Unity in death.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty grooves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
I'm probably one of a small number of people that actually likes the wordiness. Then again I'm also the guy who kept enjoying Mindfang's journal after it ceased being porn.
Wordiness is one of my favorite qualities in a person and in myself!
It doesn't always translate over well through the internet though.
DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN
READ THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Also FantrollsV
Hardes Skylia, anonymous indigo with a passion for hatred and roleplaying. Vyconi Beilun, studious, intelligent, and a douche.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Land of Cotton and Candy.
Good Quote, Best Ship.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
This isn't sweaty evidence. This is cold, hard fact. Like a mallet that I've left in the freezer just so I can smack somebody with it later.
Yes, good.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
should this happen at the end of homestuck, yes or no?
I'm not sure. It's dark and moist and something is chewing on my foot
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Re: Sanguine Condensation Appreciation Station
Originally Posted by ashdenej
That is true, granted, but after a certain point of talking about lesbians and showers etc things need shunting back into the world of the Thread Topic. Shocking, I know, but it's kind of my job here.
The whole "Wee I have two sentences. I am now allowed to post" doesn't work all the well when you've got people (not bots) examining your posts, either.
quality, not quantity.
Anyway, since you're here, could you please just ban me until the 11th? I have a lot of work and studying to do which I can't get to because I have no self control and I keep coming back here.
Originally Posted by RAK
i want his name to be rufio. that would make my day. i mean think about it, it would mean that rufio really was real all along.
rufio is only 5 letters though. It has to be six
Last edited by wrinklefudger; 04-30-2012 at 01:31 AM.
Anyway, since you're here, could you please just ban me until the 11th? I have a lot of work and studying to do which I can't get to because I have no self control and I keep coming back here.
That is definitely not a mod's job and not a thing he's supposed to do???
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
okay time to see if I can read the whole of Mindfang's journal without my brain going into sleep mode
(Yes that Dutton. Jake will love him)
Funny, I'm about to put my brain there for the night.
Also I'm always surprised when I hear someone say "I didn't read all of X" (Usually the Intermission).
Dunno why it surprises me. Though I admit I skipped a LOT of Gamzee and Tavros logs because fuck those quirks
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
I whine about people who think that Asami is an irredeemable bitch whore because she is interested in Mako and Mako is interested in her.
It's people like this that piss me off.
that's seems like a gross oversimplification/misinterpretation of general sentiment, because I honestly haven't seen that. and this is coming from someone who is a member of communities devoted to shipping NO I AM NOT ASHAMED LEAVE ME ALONE TO MY SHIPS
quoting myself becuse I edited after you quoted me
"and my feelings have to do with lots of things that are cartoon related, it's complex. my relationship with cartoon characters is complex, that's right.
(honestly most of my sad feelings concerning that particular aspect of that particular cartoon are over it seeming more and more unlikely that Korra and Asami will have an awesome friendmance. like, I wanted them to be bro's sooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad and fuck you Mako fuck you and your beauty, don't fuck this up for me, I want a really kickass female friendship so back off)"
and now kidsummoner and Aranea too
am I really alone in wanting this to be a thing??
and there's another cartoon that also has me sad because of this completely out of nowhere timeskip and I'm just really bummed out right now ugh
le sign. at least I read the updates where Dave killed the insane clown presidents, that was awesome. thanks for being cool, Dave
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger - that's a really weird username, guy
rufio is only 5 letters though. It has to be six
may it's Ruffio.
or Rufioh
it would be really really awesome if it was Rufio
Last edited by killerlamb; 04-30-2012 at 01:35 AM.
Roughly 3 years will pass before the original kids meet the new kids - Confirmed
SB&HJ the Moive is anti-Crocker propoganda - Confirmed
Post Scratch Rose is a world famous author of wizard novels - Confirmed
Meenah was the root cause of the A1 session's failure - Plausible*
A1 Jack Noir will make an appearance
UU's juju is the bunny - the bunny is the light to Cal's dark
uu is LE, and UU is good to LE's evil* might as well be Confirmed
Dani's the coolest Super Confirmed
*Ok I'm calling this one plausible because while it was technically totally busted, she was the one who made them all be ghosts by totally killing everyone and herself so I was on to something - like, if I had just been vaguer in my wording. dammit, lamb, remember, always use the vaguest wording possible
* For proof, nearly a month before the reveal of Calliope
Your actual complaints are pretty reasonable and I can accept them. I was just worried that you were one of the people like the woman I quoted because if you were I would lose so much respect for you and that would be a very sad thing.
@wrinkle: Nobody is supposed to ban you god dammit, the only person who has ever gotten a yes to a ban request was Shadow of the Lotus and he was gone for over a year.
Funny, I'm about to put my brain there for the night. Also I'm always surprised when I hear someone say "I didn't read all of X" (Usually the Intermission). Dunno why it surprises me.
The Intermission is actually pretty cool, its got rampant abuse of time shenanigans, explosions and decapamemberment. What more could you want?
Though I admit I skipped a LOT of Gamzee and Tavros logs because fuck those quirks
yeah they really don't have the best quirks for reading
also Gamzee's text colour gets a bit annoying on the Scratch pages, its like yellow or cyan on white
Roughly 3 years will pass before the original kids meet the new kids - Confirmed
SB&HJ the Moive is anti-Crocker propoganda - Confirmed
Post Scratch Rose is a world famous author of wizard novels - Confirmed
Meenah was the root cause of the A1 session's failure - Plausible*
A1 Jack Noir will make an appearance
UU's juju is the bunny - the bunny is the light to Cal's dark
uu is LE, and UU is good to LE's evil* might as well be Confirmed
Dani's the coolest Super Confirmed
*Ok I'm calling this one plausible because while it was technically totally busted, she was the one who made them all be ghosts by totally killing everyone and herself so I was on to something - like, if I had just been vaguer in my wording. dammit, lamb, remember, always use the vaguest wording possible
* For proof, nearly a month before the reveal of Calliope
Nobody?
Take responsibility for yourself and show some restraint??
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Everyone loves the Cod-Duttle.
Trufaxx.
yeah they really don't have the best quirks for reading
also Gamzee's text colour gets a bit annoying on the Scratch pages, its like yellow or cyan on white
g'night
Yeah I really just... ugh.
I tried my hardest in the beginning. I even thought Gamzee's was funny at first.
But even the way he talks is annoying, and put that on top of his quirk? Ugh.
That'll be 420 motherfuckin' boonies, yo.
(I just feel the need to say that when Gamzee comes up because it makes me giggle always).
Night.
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
Funny, I'm about to put my brain here for the night.
Also I'm always surprised when I hear someone say "I didn't read all of X" (Usually the Intermission).
Dunno why it surprises me. Though I admit I skipped a LOT of Gamzee and Tavros logs because fuck those quirks
IN SOVIET HOMESTUCK, QUIRKS FUCK YOU!
Edit: kL, I guess you could say I ship Aranea/Rufioh, but considering we don't even know if he's a dude we will see, pretty sure it's a moot point until he gets some screentime.
DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN
READ THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Also FantrollsV
Hardes Skylia, anonymous indigo with a passion for hatred and roleplaying. Vyconi Beilun, studious, intelligent, and a douche.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Land of Cotton and Candy.
Good Quote, Best Ship.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
This isn't sweaty evidence. This is cold, hard fact. Like a mallet that I've left in the freezer just so I can smack somebody with it later.
Yes, good.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
should this happen at the end of homestuck, yes or no?
the only quirks that really bothered me are the sea dwellers. eridan's because i have to strain to make out if they are w's or v's, and feferi's because i work with so much code i cant help but see her parentheses as enclosing her other text.
edit, yessss, the rufioh idea finds support. though that particular spelling makes me think of a date-rape breakfast cereal.
She sleeps in tower ivory, she dreams in one of gold,
At once she is both young and dead and old.
She sees what is to happen, knows not what will unfold.
Fire took her dreams away, now emptiness rules sleep,
In bubbles ruled by creatures mad her sanity she keeps
And through the madness she becomes a wolf and not a sheep.
Now space is in her grasp, power great and vast
And on the golden inch she sails on ship of golden masts
To face a fiend of power cosmic, whose reign forever lasts.
How will this journey end, no one can be sure,
But however it will end, the universe she’ll cure.
John:
Zephyr his mount, sapphire his cape
The Heir arrives on wings of storm
Lightning his scepter, thunder his crown
The power of Breath the world does transform
Light on his feet, light in his heart
Greatness is his, his to perform
Potential endless, given by air
The power of Breath the world does transform
Joy rules him still, though darkness looms close
And sorrows and pain threaten to swarm
He rises above, the sky is his throne
The power of Breath the world does transform
Though kindness is his, cruelty cast aside
Threaten his kin, trouble their form
And prepare to reap a whirlwind of force
The power of Breath your hate will transform.
Rose:
At the tip of her wand seraphim dance
A ballet of strife with devils of chance.
Sable and Emerald duel for her mind;
If either prevails , her fate won’t be kind
At all times in control, except when she’s not.
Aberrations of dread foul feelers do send.
They whisper of treason, damnation and rot,
Of crimes she could never hope to amend.
She will not surrender, relinquish no sliver
Of her mind to the hunters that come from the void.
Fight them every step, she won’t falter or quiver;
She fights for herself, least she be destroyed.
With wizardry and light, the future she scouts,
The roll of the dice now her crystal ball,
And though what she sees may cause her some doubt
The Seer will never again be a thrall.
Furious Pariah, hard of shell
Herder of wolves, they bite at his ankles
Making his way through a hazy hell.
Hurried the midwife, doomed the born
Ruinous creator, tumorous doctor
He failed, for hatred now sworn.
In desolation lingers, never dares to hope
For he knows hope is a butcher
With his helplessness he cannot cope
Rage too betrayed him, bond asunder
Leaving a trail of corpses behind
The jester cares not if he goes under
Trapped in loathing, harried by temporal shades
Cursed by heretical plasma, hidden by shame
Jealousy grows, cultivated by sightless blades
Blindness sneers at him
Callousness will spare not a moment
His blood by loneliness made dim
Kanaya:
On sunny sands she walks, while others in darkness sleep.
Caring soul, ancestor to a generation that will never be born.
Care is met with cruelty, dealt by the spider’s sting,
Her love is repaid with indifference, pricks like the sharpest thorn.
Amphibian progeny she raises, watched by a warrior filled with pride
Haste her child will doom, the warrior demands it still, she obeys.
A universe is born only to die again.
Her love is repaid by stillbirth; her child will never see the light of day.
Fleeing from bladed death, her last hope has yet to hatch,
She shows compassion to a wounded soul, giving it a goal.
That hope is a devil in sheep’s skin, and burns all others.
Her love is repaid with treason, and in her heart a hole.
With vengeance she rises again, less and more than she was.
The devil is cleaved by a sword of teeth. It gives her no peace.
Now she searches for a space to call her own.
Her love is waiting for a balm that the pain will cease.
He is without equal, brain like a storm
Hateful and wretched, worthless worm
Wisdom and knowledge, power unknown
Ignorant fool, his fate does bemoan
Fierce is his mind, fierce his heart too
Cowardly maggot of red and blue
She was his best friend, she could have been more
He fired and fired, left nothing but gore
He saved her life, she kissed him and smiled
Shot through the chest, while he choked on bile
He did what he could, it wasn’t his fault
He failed like always, her death couldn’t halt
Blackness unfolds him, no more red and blue
Duality vanished, the dying shouts are gone
Peace at last, a final dark dawn.
Tranquility in emptiness
Rest in the void
Clarity in blindness
Unity in death.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty grooves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.