On a sort of related note, am I the only one who reads HIC and thinks of this?
Man, I used to LOVE Boppin' Berry. It was pretty much the only thing I could drink. But now, every time I see HIC, I think of an alcoholic hiccup. Neither is very Imperial.
And as for the picture I posted, I do not think it is canon at allnow, but it will always color her character for me, or at least until Hussie provides us with some actual information either way.
My Screen Name: Yup, they were right. Freack as in "Shrek." Because this is English, and I can do stuff like that in English.
Troll technology or psychically influenced SEP field?
I love you so much right now.
Last edited by Freack; 04-28-2012 at 04:36 PM.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
Maybe in Connecticut, maybe in Ohio, maybe in Beijing??? (I'm trying to keep my location ambiguous.)
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Re: Blood Precipitation Appreciation Station
Originally Posted by MSPA Wiki
Karkat's blood color is similar to products containing the artificial food coloring Erythrosine (also known as Red Dye #3 and E127), such as candied cherries. Erythrosine is under suspicion to have carcinogenic properties, and there have been multiple attempts to restrict its use in food.
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
Did you edit it out? Please, if you are going to complain about something, fix it. As a wiki-fiend, I will be checking now.
Also, check the link in my signature, because TvTropes and i want to ruin your life.
As for what I think really happened with HIc, I am guessing earings with hologram projectors. Becuase it totallly worked for Jem, and also Trolls have space travel, they must have holograms.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
Maybe in Connecticut, maybe in Ohio, maybe in Beijing??? (I'm trying to keep my location ambiguous.)
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Re: Blood Precipitation Appreciation Station
Originally Posted by Freack
Did you edit it out? Please, if you are going to complain about something, fix it. As a wiki-fiend, I will be checking now.
Also, check the link in my signature, because TvTropes and i want to ruin your life.
As for what I think really happened with HIc, I am guessing earings with hologram projectors. Becuase it totallly worked for Jem, and also Trolls have space travel, they must have holograms.
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.
IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Originally Posted by bibliomaniac
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.
Society almost collapsed as a result.
Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.
He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.
I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.
Originally Posted by Sizik
It sounds like she has a British accent.
Wait...
British...
Lord British...
Lord English...
OH MY GOD
UU IS MS. PAINT!
Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Originally Posted by LMLYP
Originally Posted by Efesell
Originally Posted by LMLYP
this is the most terrifying part of the update
GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.
Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.
But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.
oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le
This is just kind of silly.
are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".
your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.
if UU is LE,
the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'
Originally Posted by ceilingotaku
Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.
If this isn't canon I don't know what is.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.
Originally Posted by Ken
Originally Posted by Rikushadow5
Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?
Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
STORMSPIRIT, YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO USING THE DERSE DREAMERS AVATAR.
It was the best one.
The one where Rose and Dave were playing instruments? I agree that it was a very nice avatar.
And thank you Ace. The fate of the usefulness of Wikis is in the hands of people like you and me who get frustrated with people over thinking things.
Edit for clarity: And then thinking said over-thinking is TRUFAX and wiki-worthy.
Only things that are in-front-of-our-face-CANONare wikiworthy.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
This is what depresses me about people complaining about wikis! AbortedSlunk did a massive tumblr post that was basically whining about the wiki being wrong - and not once did they pause to think "hey, I could fix this myself".
Shame, really. I wonder if we'll get to see Bcrocker's human guise?
Maybe in Connecticut, maybe in Ohio, maybe in Beijing??? (I'm trying to keep my location ambiguous.)
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Re: Blood Precipitation Appreciation Station
Originally Posted by ashdenej
This is what depresses me about people complaining about wikis! AbortedSlunk did a massive tumblr post that was basically whining about the wiki being wrong - and not once did they pause to think "hey, I could fix this myself".
Shame, really. I wonder if we'll get to see Bcrocker's human guise?
Dani, you're being dumb. Shush.
THREE LINES. EVERY TIME.
But I did fix it!
I hope we don't see a human guise or anything like that for that matter. I think the Condesce's trickery is more potent to us when we don't actually get to see it.
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
I hope we don't see a human guise or anything like that for that matter. I think the Condesce's trickery is more potent to us when we don't actually get to see it.
Or something
The important question is, how does she disguises dem hips. Clearly, no human could possibly posses such glorious hips.
She sleeps in tower ivory, she dreams in one of gold,
At once she is both young and dead and old.
She sees what is to happen, knows not what will unfold.
Fire took her dreams away, now emptiness rules sleep,
In bubbles ruled by creatures mad her sanity she keeps
And through the madness she becomes a wolf and not a sheep.
Now space is in her grasp, power great and vast
And on the golden inch she sails on ship of golden masts
To face a fiend of power cosmic, whose reign forever lasts.
How will this journey end, no one can be sure,
But however it will end, the universe she’ll cure.
John:
Zephyr his mount, sapphire his cape
The Heir arrives on wings of storm
Lightning his scepter, thunder his crown
The power of Breath the world does transform
Light on his feet, light in his heart
Greatness is his, his to perform
Potential endless, given by air
The power of Breath the world does transform
Joy rules him still, though darkness looms close
And sorrows and pain threaten to swarm
He rises above, the sky is his throne
The power of Breath the world does transform
Though kindness is his, cruelty cast aside
Threaten his kin, trouble their form
And prepare to reap a whirlwind of force
The power of Breath your hate will transform.
Rose:
At the tip of her wand seraphim dance
A ballet of strife with devils of chance.
Sable and Emerald duel for her mind;
If either prevails , her fate won’t be kind
At all times in control, except when she’s not.
Aberrations of dread foul feelers do send.
They whisper of treason, damnation and rot,
Of crimes she could never hope to amend.
She will not surrender, relinquish no sliver
Of her mind to the hunters that come from the void.
Fight them every step, she won’t falter or quiver;
She fights for herself, least she be destroyed.
With wizardry and light, the future she scouts,
The roll of the dice now her crystal ball,
And though what she sees may cause her some doubt
The Seer will never again be a thrall.
Furious Pariah, hard of shell
Herder of wolves, they bite at his ankles
Making his way through a hazy hell.
Hurried the midwife, doomed the born
Ruinous creator, tumorous doctor
He failed, for hatred now sworn.
In desolation lingers, never dares to hope
For he knows hope is a butcher
With his helplessness he cannot cope
Rage too betrayed him, bond asunder
Leaving a trail of corpses behind
The jester cares not if he goes under
Trapped in loathing, harried by temporal shades
Cursed by heretical plasma, hidden by shame
Jealousy grows, cultivated by sightless blades
Blindness sneers at him
Callousness will spare not a moment
His blood by loneliness made dim
Kanaya:
On sunny sands she walks, while others in darkness sleep.
Caring soul, ancestor to a generation that will never be born.
Care is met with cruelty, dealt by the spider’s sting,
Her love is repaid with indifference, pricks like the sharpest thorn.
Amphibian progeny she raises, watched by a warrior filled with pride
Haste her child will doom, the warrior demands it still, she obeys.
A universe is born only to die again.
Her love is repaid by stillbirth; her child will never see the light of day.
Fleeing from bladed death, her last hope has yet to hatch,
She shows compassion to a wounded soul, giving it a goal.
That hope is a devil in sheep’s skin, and burns all others.
Her love is repaid with treason, and in her heart a hole.
With vengeance she rises again, less and more than she was.
The devil is cleaved by a sword of teeth. It gives her no peace.
Now she searches for a space to call her own.
Her love is waiting for a balm that the pain will cease.
He is without equal, brain like a storm
Hateful and wretched, worthless worm
Wisdom and knowledge, power unknown
Ignorant fool, his fate does bemoan
Fierce is his mind, fierce his heart too
Cowardly maggot of red and blue
She was his best friend, she could have been more
He fired and fired, left nothing but gore
He saved her life, she kissed him and smiled
Shot through the chest, while he choked on bile
He did what he could, it wasn’t his fault
He failed like always, her death couldn’t halt
Blackness unfolds him, no more red and blue
Duality vanished, the dying shouts are gone
Peace at last, a final dark dawn.
Tranquility in emptiness
Rest in the void
Clarity in blindness
Unity in death.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty grooves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
STORMSPIRIT, YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO USING THE DERSE DREAMERS AVATAR.
It was the best one.
DANIEL990, YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO USING THE NEPETA SUPERNOVA WAFFLES AVATAR.
It was the best one.
Also, having caught up, it seems a lot of you guys were under the impression that Roxy might not have been drunk at all? Typoing ironically? Aside from the placebo effect theory, I think you guys might have forgotten that part where she drank a martini and blacked out? And came to much more Typo-y.
Edit:
Originally Posted by Dmatix
The important question is, how does she disguises dem hips. Clearly, no human could possibly posses such glorious hips.
B2 Rose.
DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN
READ THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Also FantrollsV
Hardes Skylia, anonymous indigo with a passion for hatred and roleplaying. Vyconi Beilun, studious, intelligent, and a douche.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Land of Cotton and Candy.
Good Quote, Best Ship.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
This isn't sweaty evidence. This is cold, hard fact. Like a mallet that I've left in the freezer just so I can smack somebody with it later.
Yes, good.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
should this happen at the end of homestuck, yes or no?
The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.
IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Originally Posted by bibliomaniac
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.
Society almost collapsed as a result.
Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.
He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.
I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.
Originally Posted by Sizik
It sounds like she has a British accent.
Wait...
British...
Lord British...
Lord English...
OH MY GOD
UU IS MS. PAINT!
Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Originally Posted by LMLYP
Originally Posted by Efesell
Originally Posted by LMLYP
this is the most terrifying part of the update
GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.
Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.
But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.
oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le
This is just kind of silly.
are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".
your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.
if UU is LE,
the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'
Originally Posted by ceilingotaku
Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.
If this isn't canon I don't know what is.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.
Originally Posted by Ken
Originally Posted by Rikushadow5
Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?
Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
Also, having caught up, it seems a lot of you guys were under the impression that Roxy might not have been drunk at all? Typoing ironically? Aside from the placebo effect theory, I think you guys might have forgotten that part where she drank a martini and blacked out? And came to much more Typo-y.
I thought it was basically canon that she was drunk, but perhaps less drunk than she was acting/typing. She might not hvae rlleay bene htis tyopihs, but I doubt a person 100% in their right mind would try to bomb their friend, no matter how much it makes a weird amount of sense, her turnaround time on that signifies actual drunkenness. And besides, Dirk would not have taken over for Roxy unless he felt it was entirely necessary. He had a plan, and he does not seem like the sort to drop plans without a very good reason. Fans I will doubt, but I hold a certain amount of trust for Dirk's people reading skills, especially those of his sister. A good way to test this wouldbe to compare the amount/severity of typos in Roxy's conversations with different people.
So, my final conclusion is that, yes, she is tipsy, but playing up the tyoping tendency that drinking affects her with.
Dani: I would never doubt the soul-consumption powers of a ship.
Last edited by Freack; 04-28-2012 at 05:11 PM.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
Damn, this secret project I'm doing is taking long. I'm planning to post it by my 10.000th post, which according to my calculations should be somewhere end of July, beginning of August 2013 (I have 5150 posts at this point, but I have already been going for 3 months or so)
Theories
Liv Tyler's whole journey will be shown in a flash called [S] Terry: Fast forward to Liv while a fast version of "How Do I" plays. Semi-confirmed.
While Caliborn is talking to this person at the other side of the terminal, this person at one point says: “Hey. Caliborn. Don’t turn your back on the body.”
Caliborn turns around and notices Gamzee’s body is gone.
honk
And so it begins again. Semi-confirmed.
GCat just teleported Roxy to the Condesce.Confirmed
Calliope and uu are living on B2 Earth, or maybe a doomed timeline version of it where the Red Miles didn't reach it (yet).
uu will write the LE code to make himself immortal.
A Frog Temple for Calliope and uu is somewhere in the Trolls' meteor somehow.
Gamzee went into hiding so he could protect the corpses of the Trolls of being destroyed so he could prototype them in B2.
GCat is Calliope's jUjU, in case the Cherubs are living on B2 Earth, late into the future. It would make a bit of sense, since First Guardians have Lime coloured features (teleportation powers, tongue, etc.) which Calliope has as blood colour. Also, Calliope is a Hero of Space and Heroes of Space usually have connections to their First Guardian.
B2 Earth is not going to get destroyed by the Red Miles since the Condesce, GCat, Lil Cal and Lil Seb are still there.
Dad will find Jane's body on Derse and a callback is made to Grandpa Harley finding Dream Jane's body. Not knowing how to escape, Dad panics. But then, B2 Jade comes flying along on a ship and offers him a ride and he gets shipped somewhere. Perhaps shipped with someone else. Perhaps he gets shipped with B2 Rose.
ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?
Originally Posted by A Salad
Originally Posted by Protoman
Tavros can commune with animals.
Equius is STRONG.
Vriska can control people's minds.
Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.
Karkat has shoosh pap.
Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.
Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm
Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.
Originally Posted by curiousTerminal
Originally Posted by Trapezoid
FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.
(It keeps pappening?)
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.
So Sollux is a lesbian?
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by rufuslynx
Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.
So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.
Originally Posted by Yrr
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by Tirgo
Originally Posted by IPadDoodler
Why is everybody shipping each other?
pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.
Originally Posted by Andrew
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Andrew
The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.
Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.
I will deny this happened to my grave.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.
This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.
Originally Posted by safetyboots
Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.
Originally Posted by Andrew
I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.
Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.
Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale
I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.
This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?
I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.
This will make for an interesting party later today.
Originally Posted by General-jwj
I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/
Barbarian!
Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring
Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.
Originally Posted by Greyscale
Originally Posted by Legendary
Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.
That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.
Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by kmsumrall
I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.
I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.
A++ would chainsaw again
Originally Posted by PumpkinMan
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.
Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.
He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.
Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition
I don't think you guys understand.
There's a fucking diamond in that translation.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Asphodel
Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb
every time
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by deathsbuddy
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)
I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.
It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.
...
oh my god
Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she
Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U
George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist
This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.
I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?
THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Kaleb702
It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.
It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?
I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.
Originally Posted by M41C3LPH
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl
Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?
No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible
In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.
Originally Posted by Wacom Guy
Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?
The same way I felt about Notch's beard.
PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'M SORRY, BUT FINAL FANTASY IX HAS CONSUMED MY SOUL.
I am assuming RoseKanaya did not consume Stormspirit's soul.
That seems to happen a lot to you then, given how much you end up changing your avatars. You don't need to constantly switch to a new one; all that does is confuse and/or badly annoy people.
She sleeps in tower ivory, she dreams in one of gold,
At once she is both young and dead and old.
She sees what is to happen, knows not what will unfold.
Fire took her dreams away, now emptiness rules sleep,
In bubbles ruled by creatures mad her sanity she keeps
And through the madness she becomes a wolf and not a sheep.
Now space is in her grasp, power great and vast
And on the golden inch she sails on ship of golden masts
To face a fiend of power cosmic, whose reign forever lasts.
How will this journey end, no one can be sure,
But however it will end, the universe she’ll cure.
John:
Zephyr his mount, sapphire his cape
The Heir arrives on wings of storm
Lightning his scepter, thunder his crown
The power of Breath the world does transform
Light on his feet, light in his heart
Greatness is his, his to perform
Potential endless, given by air
The power of Breath the world does transform
Joy rules him still, though darkness looms close
And sorrows and pain threaten to swarm
He rises above, the sky is his throne
The power of Breath the world does transform
Though kindness is his, cruelty cast aside
Threaten his kin, trouble their form
And prepare to reap a whirlwind of force
The power of Breath your hate will transform.
Rose:
At the tip of her wand seraphim dance
A ballet of strife with devils of chance.
Sable and Emerald duel for her mind;
If either prevails , her fate won’t be kind
At all times in control, except when she’s not.
Aberrations of dread foul feelers do send.
They whisper of treason, damnation and rot,
Of crimes she could never hope to amend.
She will not surrender, relinquish no sliver
Of her mind to the hunters that come from the void.
Fight them every step, she won’t falter or quiver;
She fights for herself, least she be destroyed.
With wizardry and light, the future she scouts,
The roll of the dice now her crystal ball,
And though what she sees may cause her some doubt
The Seer will never again be a thrall.
Furious Pariah, hard of shell
Herder of wolves, they bite at his ankles
Making his way through a hazy hell.
Hurried the midwife, doomed the born
Ruinous creator, tumorous doctor
He failed, for hatred now sworn.
In desolation lingers, never dares to hope
For he knows hope is a butcher
With his helplessness he cannot cope
Rage too betrayed him, bond asunder
Leaving a trail of corpses behind
The jester cares not if he goes under
Trapped in loathing, harried by temporal shades
Cursed by heretical plasma, hidden by shame
Jealousy grows, cultivated by sightless blades
Blindness sneers at him
Callousness will spare not a moment
His blood by loneliness made dim
Kanaya:
On sunny sands she walks, while others in darkness sleep.
Caring soul, ancestor to a generation that will never be born.
Care is met with cruelty, dealt by the spider’s sting,
Her love is repaid with indifference, pricks like the sharpest thorn.
Amphibian progeny she raises, watched by a warrior filled with pride
Haste her child will doom, the warrior demands it still, she obeys.
A universe is born only to die again.
Her love is repaid by stillbirth; her child will never see the light of day.
Fleeing from bladed death, her last hope has yet to hatch,
She shows compassion to a wounded soul, giving it a goal.
That hope is a devil in sheep’s skin, and burns all others.
Her love is repaid with treason, and in her heart a hole.
With vengeance she rises again, less and more than she was.
The devil is cleaved by a sword of teeth. It gives her no peace.
Now she searches for a space to call her own.
Her love is waiting for a balm that the pain will cease.
He is without equal, brain like a storm
Hateful and wretched, worthless worm
Wisdom and knowledge, power unknown
Ignorant fool, his fate does bemoan
Fierce is his mind, fierce his heart too
Cowardly maggot of red and blue
She was his best friend, she could have been more
He fired and fired, left nothing but gore
He saved her life, she kissed him and smiled
Shot through the chest, while he choked on bile
He did what he could, it wasn’t his fault
He failed like always, her death couldn’t halt
Blackness unfolds him, no more red and blue
Duality vanished, the dying shouts are gone
Peace at last, a final dark dawn.
Tranquility in emptiness
Rest in the void
Clarity in blindness
Unity in death.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty grooves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
One, it's not being eaten, so maybe he's doing it ironically. Second, since it's being reversed, we don't know which way is the true way, so maybe he's taking it out, in defiance to the Batterwitch.
That seems to happen a lot to you then, given how much you end up changing your avatars. You don't need to constantly switch to a new one; all that does is confuse and/or badly annoy people.
I only switch to better and better pictures.
I don't annoy or confuse anyone, it's probably only you.
The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.
IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Originally Posted by bibliomaniac
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.
Society almost collapsed as a result.
Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.
He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.
I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.
Originally Posted by Sizik
It sounds like she has a British accent.
Wait...
British...
Lord British...
Lord English...
OH MY GOD
UU IS MS. PAINT!
Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Originally Posted by LMLYP
Originally Posted by Efesell
Originally Posted by LMLYP
this is the most terrifying part of the update
GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.
Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.
But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.
oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le
This is just kind of silly.
are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".
your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.
if UU is LE,
the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'
Originally Posted by ceilingotaku
Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.
If this isn't canon I don't know what is.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.
Originally Posted by Ken
Originally Posted by Rikushadow5
Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?
Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
She sleeps in tower ivory, she dreams in one of gold,
At once she is both young and dead and old.
She sees what is to happen, knows not what will unfold.
Fire took her dreams away, now emptiness rules sleep,
In bubbles ruled by creatures mad her sanity she keeps
And through the madness she becomes a wolf and not a sheep.
Now space is in her grasp, power great and vast
And on the golden inch she sails on ship of golden masts
To face a fiend of power cosmic, whose reign forever lasts.
How will this journey end, no one can be sure,
But however it will end, the universe she’ll cure.
John:
Zephyr his mount, sapphire his cape
The Heir arrives on wings of storm
Lightning his scepter, thunder his crown
The power of Breath the world does transform
Light on his feet, light in his heart
Greatness is his, his to perform
Potential endless, given by air
The power of Breath the world does transform
Joy rules him still, though darkness looms close
And sorrows and pain threaten to swarm
He rises above, the sky is his throne
The power of Breath the world does transform
Though kindness is his, cruelty cast aside
Threaten his kin, trouble their form
And prepare to reap a whirlwind of force
The power of Breath your hate will transform.
Rose:
At the tip of her wand seraphim dance
A ballet of strife with devils of chance.
Sable and Emerald duel for her mind;
If either prevails , her fate won’t be kind
At all times in control, except when she’s not.
Aberrations of dread foul feelers do send.
They whisper of treason, damnation and rot,
Of crimes she could never hope to amend.
She will not surrender, relinquish no sliver
Of her mind to the hunters that come from the void.
Fight them every step, she won’t falter or quiver;
She fights for herself, least she be destroyed.
With wizardry and light, the future she scouts,
The roll of the dice now her crystal ball,
And though what she sees may cause her some doubt
The Seer will never again be a thrall.
Furious Pariah, hard of shell
Herder of wolves, they bite at his ankles
Making his way through a hazy hell.
Hurried the midwife, doomed the born
Ruinous creator, tumorous doctor
He failed, for hatred now sworn.
In desolation lingers, never dares to hope
For he knows hope is a butcher
With his helplessness he cannot cope
Rage too betrayed him, bond asunder
Leaving a trail of corpses behind
The jester cares not if he goes under
Trapped in loathing, harried by temporal shades
Cursed by heretical plasma, hidden by shame
Jealousy grows, cultivated by sightless blades
Blindness sneers at him
Callousness will spare not a moment
His blood by loneliness made dim
Kanaya:
On sunny sands she walks, while others in darkness sleep.
Caring soul, ancestor to a generation that will never be born.
Care is met with cruelty, dealt by the spider’s sting,
Her love is repaid with indifference, pricks like the sharpest thorn.
Amphibian progeny she raises, watched by a warrior filled with pride
Haste her child will doom, the warrior demands it still, she obeys.
A universe is born only to die again.
Her love is repaid by stillbirth; her child will never see the light of day.
Fleeing from bladed death, her last hope has yet to hatch,
She shows compassion to a wounded soul, giving it a goal.
That hope is a devil in sheep’s skin, and burns all others.
Her love is repaid with treason, and in her heart a hole.
With vengeance she rises again, less and more than she was.
The devil is cleaved by a sword of teeth. It gives her no peace.
Now she searches for a space to call her own.
Her love is waiting for a balm that the pain will cease.
He is without equal, brain like a storm
Hateful and wretched, worthless worm
Wisdom and knowledge, power unknown
Ignorant fool, his fate does bemoan
Fierce is his mind, fierce his heart too
Cowardly maggot of red and blue
She was his best friend, she could have been more
He fired and fired, left nothing but gore
He saved her life, she kissed him and smiled
Shot through the chest, while he choked on bile
He did what he could, it wasn’t his fault
He failed like always, her death couldn’t halt
Blackness unfolds him, no more red and blue
Duality vanished, the dying shouts are gone
Peace at last, a final dark dawn.
Tranquility in emptiness
Rest in the void
Clarity in blindness
Unity in death.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty grooves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.