Sanguine Condensation Appreciation Station

[ChaosPudding]

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

[Cerelan]

Oh Hussie.

There are so many callbacks you just did right there. So many.

Also- Hi forums

[cinereousSynesthete]

Whelp, the "What Pumpkin?" Joke has finally been subverted. It was bound to happen eventually.

[Blizz98]

Okay, Jailbreak Callback? This is just awesome.

[Dmatix]

This is too wonderful for words. The long awaited return of Jailbreak. Too bad Jack didn't turn that key into a revolver though.

[recalcitrantIre]

why do these updates not stop from getting more awesome

Jackbreak

thats what this is called now

[bloodyEmissary]

ahahahahahahahaha, the key was just a drawing.

Oh Hussie.

There are so many callbacks you just did right there. So many.

Also- Hi forums

Hello, Cerelan!
Haven't seen you about for a while either.

[Doom Zero]

oh, okay.
This is about to go to shit.
Neither Drillgorg nor Ash is online to make a new thread, and we are getting really snuggly with page 100. It's right there, we're almost pressing up against it.

e: Okay I just remembered that there's nothing bad that happens if we get to page 100. I don't think anything bad happens even if we get to page 150.
There's actually no reason to feel claustrophobia right now.

[Liza]

Everything about this update is perfect. I was wondering about the lack of pumpkin to start with - and then one appeared. Perfect.

[Yaridovich23]

Nobody wants that. Nobody even wants to hear the phrase "over 9000."

Oh Hussie you silly goose! Stop stalking us, it's creepy! I can feel him watching me! Always watching!

I'll stop now.

[MythicalWashrag]

PFFFFFF.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Oh my god I have no words this is just fucking incredible.
Just.

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Amazing callback.
Best callback.
I'm dying oh my god.

[Cerelan]

Hello, Cerelan!
Haven't seen you about for a while either.

I know, I've been in cruel places where internet doesn't come readily available.

It was horrible

I actually thought Jack was going to ignore the pumpkin there. Guess he didn't

[Superdog]

I'm seriously glad we get to see the rebirth of Jailbreak, starring Jack Noir.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Oh fuck you Hussie.

I DO NOT WANT JAILBREAK I WANT ARANEA GOD DAMMIT

[P_equals_NP]

Hooray for Jack Noir. HOORAY.

I'm willing to bet that pumpkin tastes much worse than any other torture they could provide on Derse though.

[recalcitrantIre]

PFFFFFF. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Oh my god I have no words this is just fucking incredible. Just.

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Amazing callback. Best callback. I'm dying oh my god.

This update is conclusive proof that Maplehoof is going to be the one to win Homestuck

[linkzeldi]

Oh fuck you Hussie.

I DO NOT WANT JAILBREAK I WANT ARANEA GOD DAMMIT

This is one of those rare times where I find myself agreeing with Arms.

[cinereousSynesthete]

oh, okay.
This is about to go to shit.
Neither Drillgorg nor Ash is online to make a new thread, and we are getting really snuggly with page 100. It's right there, we're almost pressing up against it.

Ash is always online



ALWAYS


Also Jackbreak is amazing~ Why do I love it so much that it hurts~?

[Dmatix]

Now we just need an update with Problem Sleuth references- maybe a Prospitain trio that looks like certain hard-boiled detectives...

[avolitionalArtisan]

As much as I wanted to see what happened next in the dreambubble, this update is amazing.

And I haven't even read jailbreak.

[Geg]

Ahaha yes this is fantasic

[indigoFirebird]

That callback. Jailbreak.

Jackbreak

thats what this is called now

So now Jack's in jail on Prospit for trying to kill sleeping dream Jane and being caught by the White Queen lady.
And we still don't know Aranea's reaction to Jake's dream bubble Dirk fragment ghost boner.

[ArmsAreLoud]

This is one of those rare times where I find myself agreeing with Arms.

Ugh, if we don't get to see Aranea's reaction to Jake's blabbering now it's not ever gonna happen.

Fucking noodle incidents.

[mysteriousOutsider]

oh my god this is amazing

how far are we going with this

WHERE ARE THE INTESTINES

I at least want to see a robot.

[Morhek]

Jailbreak homage.

Next update, I want Gamzee and Roxy to go off to the codsmith and then go hunting for dragons.