This is the best idea anyone has had, quite possibly ever. I need to go manip something now, brb.
Yes. Yessssss.
Originally Posted by Stormspirit
Hm, I guess I hadn't seen it this way. I still felt really bad afterward and I guess it was just some sort of way to get it out.
Everyone needs to vent.
Really, I wouldn't worry about it.
And I liked that particular winter for other reasons than because it was winter; that was the first time I saw my girlfriend face-to-face. It's the nose rub that just made me burst from happiness.
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
YOU GUYS ARE MAKING A VERY HUGE OVERSIGHT HERE. IDIOTS.
YOU CAN'T GRIND ON A ROCKET BOARD????!!!!!!!1
LIES
Tell that to Ratchet and Clank!
Originally Posted by Stormspirit
Okay, so I want to apologize for my attitude these last two days. Not sure why, but I think I've been pretty bad at being anything else than a raging little ball of fury. I wanted kicking everything, and it seems I couldn't do anything besides post weird pictures and feel like flipping off everybody. So, sorry if I offended someone. Also, avatar change because my girlfriend pointed out how much it made me look like a hormone-ridden teenager. Huh. Oh oh! Your Hormone-ridden Teenager has evolved into Rational Cutemonger!
^Don't read this unless you want to be exposed to feelings jam-y things
hey Storm. No worries. We all get those moments when we want to flip the fuck out and rage at the world. It's perfectly normal. So there's no point in apologising, from memory, you really didn't flip out at anyone, except for me that one time, but that was simply Poe's Law coming into effect, and was probably due to my lack of clarification to the fact that I was joking.
So don't feel like you have to apologise.
To avoid confusion, but not by much ------> 'should have', 'could have', 'might have', 'would have'. Hoo hoo hoo, mm.
My avatar was probably made by someone awesome.
Suit Guy, the most genteelmanly gun-totting person in all of the Forum.
He shoots plot. With his gun.
The left one is the original made by shadowedAngel, the right was a fix by ashdenej.
Roxy's Cat Horde Name list (created by Daysi, edited onwards by me)
1. Franky
2. Doomer
3. Mr. Pajamas
4. Wollary
5. Bees
6. Whimsworth
7. Cat
8. Kittenface
9. Asshole
10. Mutton Chops
11. Robert Lolicats Fuzzmillions the Third
12. Spazmodus
13. Dexter
14. Christofur Columbus
15. Mrowindger
16. Katzoutadabag
17. Whorebibbles
18. Fudge
19. Rudolph
20. Ice Cream Cake
21. Hedwig
22. Elvis
23. Paul's Revenge (A.K.A Nepeta)
24. Doctor Reginald B. Wompa Stompa the Third
25. Buggles
26. Moosh
27. Tobias
28. Bagels
29. Leslie
30. Nigel
31. Hass
32. Also A. Closet
33. Dani
34. Bob
35. Little Bob
36. Big Bob
37. Other Bob
38. Sideways Bob
39. Bob the Doorstop
40. Littler Bob
41. Medium Bob
43. Bob from Accounting
44. Bob-a-Kadabra
45. The Artist Formerly Known as Bob
46. Bob Junior
47. Avada Katdav-ra
48. Harley
49. Chairman Meow
50. Dee-o-gee
51. Vodka Mutini (of course)
52. Vodka Leijon
53. Ash
54. Ashy
55. Asho
56. Ashionista
57. Con-Air
58. Nic Cage
59. Calypso (I put it in anyway, because of that costume, killerlamb)
63. Mew Mew the Destroyer
64. Strife
65. Snoop (drop it like it's hot)
66. Croc H
67. Di¿∞
42. The Ultimate Answer To Catnips, Yarn Balls and Ectobiology
Cats in Human Suits:
60. Ro
61. Lal
+several more named Jane, Dani, and Dave and majority named Rocy and Vriska Jr.
One day when young to the plains of Com'yc Descu'Sion, genteelGunslinger came across a small hole in the ground. He wasn't sure if he could fit his whole body in, so he stuck his head in.
A voice called up, "Who blocks the sky?"
"Someone is down here?" GG wondered incredulously. As the inspiration for the tales of Indiana Jones, Bing Crosby was known to never fear adventure. He pulled his head out of the hole and retrieved his pick from his pack. A few swift strokes allowed him to hop down into the darkness.
A hand grabbed his and pulled him up. "I am Everanix. Welcome to the cult of Vriska." cute of Vriska
"Who are you? I mean, I know your name. But why are you living in a tiny hole in the ground? This doesn't seem like much of a place for a cult."
"I thought it was a pipe. I wanted to flyyyyyyyy!"
GG, vaguely disconcerted, retrieved his lighter. "What are you, that you could fit into such a small hole?"
"I am Vriska." Before he could click the flaring device, Everanix flashstepped it out of his hands and held the flame to a torch. GG shuddered as he heard choruses of, "I am Vriska" echoing out beyond the feeble light. He heard a skittering as little girls with grey skin and horns crawled along the walls towards him.
"I'm"
"I'm not sure if I'm okay with this."
"I'm sorry if our appearance frightens you. We can assume our normal faces, if that would better please your honour." A voice from the far end of the cave, which seemed to be over a hundred metres in length.
But more feelings would be the good kind of silly, so stick with those.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
More like...a boobie trap xD okay im gonna go back to lurking for a while.
You, sir, need to realize that that is just the kind of humor we encourage around here. The joke so obvious it's a wonder we didn't make it earlier. You need not be ashamed of your gift, young one.
DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN
READ THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Also FantrollsV
Hardes Skylia, anonymous indigo with a passion for hatred and roleplaying. Vyconi Beilun, studious, intelligent, and a douche.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Land of Cotton and Candy.
Good Quote, Best Ship.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
This isn't sweaty evidence. This is cold, hard fact. Like a mallet that I've left in the freezer just so I can smack somebody with it later.
Yes, good.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
should this happen at the end of homestuck, yes or no?
No I gave pictorial evidence who cares even that is just so really canon. Anything that is grinding on a rocket board is also known as taking away everything that makes a grind cool, I am right forever, forever.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
Everyone needs to vent.
Really, I wouldn't worry about it.
Yeah, that seems to be everyone's thoughts.
Stop being cute this instant before I die.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I can't help it! Please don't die!
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
hey Storm. No worries. We all get those moments when we want to flip the fuck out and rage at the world. It's perfectly normal. So there's no point in apologising, from memory, you really didn't flip out at anyone, except for me that one time, but that was simply Poe's Law coming into effect, and was probably due to my lack of clarification to the fact that I was joking.
So don't feel like you have to apologise.
Alright, thanks for that. You were specifically one of the persons I felt like I had been rude to. But if you didn't take it personally, then alright, that's a little comforting. I'm pretty bad at seeing when I should apologize or not.
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
Stormspirit: Witch of Heart, Thief of Fun, Queen of Awesome, Witch of Art and proud member of the Horrorterror Hug Squad Folders Dani is the coolest but MW is much cooler Facepalm Compendium
Sigquotes
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
Okay then in that case I will just ADD kickflips to every update and then post them for you.
...
Oh my god.
perfect solution.
I would love you forever.
even more, i mean.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
No I gave pictorial evidence who cares even that is just so really canon. Anything that is grinding on a rocket board is also known as taking away everything that makes a grind cool, I am right forever, forever.
how about if you use your rocket board to grind on lasers?
I'm pretty sure that's allowed.
You, sir, need to realize that that is just the kind of humor we encourage around here. The joke so obvious it's a wonder we didn't make it earlier. You need not be ashamed of your gift, young one.
^_^ yay I have finally found my talent.
Wait....why were we talking about boobies again?
how about if you use your rocket board to grind on lasers?
I'm pretty sure that's allowed.
Stop talking mO. Just stop. YOU ARE WRONG. GRINDS ARE SILLY - DON'T LEAVE US.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.
IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Originally Posted by bibliomaniac
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.
Society almost collapsed as a result.
Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.
He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.
I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.
Originally Posted by Sizik
It sounds like she has a British accent.
Wait...
British...
Lord British...
Lord English...
OH MY GOD
UU IS MS. PAINT!
Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Originally Posted by LMLYP
Originally Posted by Efesell
Originally Posted by LMLYP
this is the most terrifying part of the update
GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.
Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.
But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.
oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le
This is just kind of silly.
are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".
your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.
if UU is LE,
the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'
Originally Posted by ceilingotaku
Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.
If this isn't canon I don't know what is.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.
Originally Posted by Ken
Originally Posted by Rikushadow5
Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?
Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
Its just one of the topics that Comic Discussion inevitably reaches in its natural flow
Is it? Sorry, I can only remember the Creepy things>Choice asses>Lesbians part.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
AND DAVE'S HAIR IS A BIRD! HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS HUSSIE?!?!?! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
Weeeee, ARE WE ALL BEING SARCASTIC?! I ONLY ASK BECAUSE THAT SEEMS TO BE A PRE-REQUISITE FOR TYPING IN CAPS!
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
Stormspirit: Witch of Heart, Thief of Fun, Queen of Awesome, Witch of Art and proud member of the Horrorterror Hug Squad Folders Dani is the coolest but MW is much cooler Facepalm Compendium
Sigquotes
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
Its just one of the topics that Comic Discussion inevitably reaches in its natural flow
Instead of going for the obvious innuendo here, I'm just going to say that I find the topic of boobs kind of contrived and additionally pretty boring. I mean come on.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
Is it? Sorry, I can only remember the Creepy things>Choice asses>Lesbians part.
Yes, but Boobies are a natural offshot of all three of these things. I mean, just look at them.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
Instead of going for the obvious innuendo here, I'm just going to say that I find the topic of boobs kind of contrived and additionally pretty boring. I mean come on.
You know I kind of get the feeling that you say this about everything.
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
That is the most disgusting, and slightly erotic, thing I have ever thought of!
I'm pretty sure I say this almost every time I have an in-depth conversation about Homestuck.
Originally Posted by Kidror
Hello is this Jade? No this is dog.
Originally Posted by temporalPeregrine
Middle-aged man proposing to a thirteen year old girl.
HOMESTUCK
Originally Posted by RAK
unlike unreal air, you cannot ollie off into the air on the third and final antichrist.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
MSPA COMIC DISCUSSION: Tolerant of Sexualities That Do Not Yet Exist.
Originally Posted by unbeliever536
That moment when your dead alien ghost crush walks in on you arguing with an imaginary representation of your inscrutable gay suitor.
Originally Posted by Teavian
So, for example: Tavros is better than Vriska, but not as good as Dave. If Dave was a ship, he would almost be , but not really because Jade Sollux.
This one time we discussed Reversestuck.
Originally Posted by knottedOdyssey
Guys.
If you read Homestuck backwards it's about a nice man named Andrew Hussie bringing a bunch of kids back to life.
Yup.
Originally Posted by Karp
So, John makes the unfortunate mistake of staring into a death cloud, which, for this outrage, inflicts a chest wound that causes him to bleed profusely. The clouds then send their firefly minions to absorb John's powers, and, upon their success, they return to the clouds and transfer his power into them. This all occurs as WV stares on in horror.
Homestuck suddenly makes sense, now.
Originally Posted by unbeliever536
Gamzee catching Nepeta would still be bad, though. (Now he chucks her across the room into a vent)
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh no! Equius got himself tangled up in a bow! Good thing Gamzee was there to save him!
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Gamzee then puts the bow back together and backs up so Equius can throw him an arrow out of his leg!
Originally Posted by Qmark
After that Gamzee watches an ICP video in reverse which causes him to mellow out and not be so angry anymore.
Originally Posted by xqz
Dave is an incredibly dedicated sword repairman
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Jack sews WK and AR's heads back on with his sword! The green sun is shrunken down into two blue and red vials. Jade bursts through a window and restores the planets and battlefield to their session.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
And Vriska would bring back her lusus to life AND repair his neighbors's house with her dice. Maaaaaaaan, that's one amazing spidertroll.
Originally Posted by xqz
The Midnight Crew Intermission backwards:
Absolutely nothing changes.
Originally Posted by Qmark
Jailbreak backwards: WHERE DO ALL THESE PUMPKINS KEEP COMING FROM
Originally Posted by wafflepan
I am laughing so hard at "homestuck in reverse."
Act 6 is about a cat sending girls into explosions and robot bunnies entering stuffed men while Dirk breaks up revolutions and Roxy fixes windows. Yep, sounds about right.
Originally Posted by Qmark
The Condesce and her fleet leave Earth, allowing the human race to reclaim the planet.
Later, the Draconian Dignitary shows off his skills by moonwalking across Derse.
Originally Posted by wafflepan
Courtyard Droll defuses a bomb and saves two giant chess pieces from certain doom, and on the final, thrilling page of the adventure, upon which our hero has finally returned home to earth, we learn his name.
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
CD does the Heimlich Maneuver to Jake to save him from his peanut allergy.
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
dnecsed [S]
Jack pulls Prospit's moon out of the battlefield, attaches it back to Prospit and sews the Battlefield back together, along with extinguishing the fire that plagues it as well as bringing every soldier back to life.
John fafs about.
Dave's Bro repairs a meteor and sends it back into space, Dave descends from his gate and flies back up to the antenna tower.
Bro also pulls his sword out of the Beat Mesa and fights Jack with it, but Jack is scared and flies away.
Rose creates her first gate.
Jade fafs about.
Originally Posted by wafflepan
Gamzee is a miracle doctor.
The kids have fantastical machines that break down weapons into everyday household items, the imps they fight becoming less and less powerful as each one of them leaves the game to return home.
Originally Posted by Crispiness
Terezi, as the Seer of Mind, makes decisions first and then thinks about how they could have gone differently right after.
Originally Posted by Qmark
Meanwhile, Andrew Hussie uses his Nostradamus-like powers of prediction to write recaps for things that haven't happened yet.
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Oh, and John pulls ectobabies off meteors that fly out of defence portals.
Bec is absorbs all of the energy in the ectobiology lab he is in, and then dissolves into a pile of goo.
Jade's robot is repaired while Jade pulls John from the Battlefield back up to his room on skaia.
The White Queen returns to a clean and perfect Prospit that Jackspers Noirlecrow had recently extinguished and repaired.
(And then I accidentally right-clicked on the flash and clicked "Rewind" instead of re-checkmarking "Play". Yeah, I think I'm done describing the flash in reverse, anyway.)
Originally Posted by Karp
After Kanaya reattaches Eridan's legs and torso with her chainsaw, he later returns the favor by using his wwhite science wwand to repair the gaping hole in her gut and regenerates the matriorb.
bluh this is reminding me how terribly my avatar project is going
can't draw a good silhouette to save my life will probably need to look up how to do several things in GIMP
You'll figure out something eventually. I kept waffling on my avatar for a while the last week until I finally began wondering to myself how WV would look in those stupid slotted shades (the answer was awesome, if you're wondering).
As an addendum, I come bearing gifts!
Image below may be too radical for some to handle. You've been warned.
Click below for Dancin' Lil' Seb, The WV Folder and other stuff. VV Do it. VV
VV Dream Bubble Speculation VV
20:45 recalcitrantIre: ok heres my crack theory
20:45 recalcitrantIre: dreambubbles are part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:45 recalcitrantIre: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:46 Karp: so...by the kids dying...are they...fertilizing them?
20:46 Kroked: yeeesh
20:46 Kroked: maybe they're the semen?
20:46 Kroked: wait
20:47 Velmen: No wonder we have all these doomed timelines
20:47 Velmen: it all makes sense now
20:47 Velmen: recal
20:47 Velmen: You genius
20:47 Kroked im not sure
20:47 Velmen: basically
20:47 Flikr: The bubbles are clearly the eggs
20:47 Velmen: dreambubbles are a part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:47 Velmen: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:48 Flikr: Dead people grow into horrorterrors
20:48 VC-Phone: Interesting theory. Very much so.
20:48 Velmen: Kroked maybe they're the semen?
20:48 recalcitrantIre: Aradia's thousands of doomed timelines
20:48 recalcitrantIre: were like
20:48 Velmen: offshoots are necessary
20:48 recalcitrantIre: yup
20:48 Velmen: because of fertilization
20:49 Velmen: trufaxx right here
Is it? Sorry, I can only remember the Creepy things>Choice asses>Lesbians part.
Weeeee, ARE WE ALL BEING SARCASTIC?! I ONLY ASK BECAUSE THAT SEEMS TO BE A PRE-REQUISITE FOR TYPING IN CAPS!
I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE CAT GIRL. SHE MUST BE SO COOL, HOW MUCH SHE HAS TO SCREAM EVERYTHING TO EVERYONE.
AND THE PRE-REQUISITE FOR CAPS IS COOLNESS
FACT!
To avoid confusion, but not by much ------> 'should have', 'could have', 'might have', 'would have'. Hoo hoo hoo, mm.
My avatar was probably made by someone awesome.
Suit Guy, the most genteelmanly gun-totting person in all of the Forum.
He shoots plot. With his gun.
The left one is the original made by shadowedAngel, the right was a fix by ashdenej.
Roxy's Cat Horde Name list (created by Daysi, edited onwards by me)
1. Franky
2. Doomer
3. Mr. Pajamas
4. Wollary
5. Bees
6. Whimsworth
7. Cat
8. Kittenface
9. Asshole
10. Mutton Chops
11. Robert Lolicats Fuzzmillions the Third
12. Spazmodus
13. Dexter
14. Christofur Columbus
15. Mrowindger
16. Katzoutadabag
17. Whorebibbles
18. Fudge
19. Rudolph
20. Ice Cream Cake
21. Hedwig
22. Elvis
23. Paul's Revenge (A.K.A Nepeta)
24. Doctor Reginald B. Wompa Stompa the Third
25. Buggles
26. Moosh
27. Tobias
28. Bagels
29. Leslie
30. Nigel
31. Hass
32. Also A. Closet
33. Dani
34. Bob
35. Little Bob
36. Big Bob
37. Other Bob
38. Sideways Bob
39. Bob the Doorstop
40. Littler Bob
41. Medium Bob
43. Bob from Accounting
44. Bob-a-Kadabra
45. The Artist Formerly Known as Bob
46. Bob Junior
47. Avada Katdav-ra
48. Harley
49. Chairman Meow
50. Dee-o-gee
51. Vodka Mutini (of course)
52. Vodka Leijon
53. Ash
54. Ashy
55. Asho
56. Ashionista
57. Con-Air
58. Nic Cage
59. Calypso (I put it in anyway, because of that costume, killerlamb)
63. Mew Mew the Destroyer
64. Strife
65. Snoop (drop it like it's hot)
66. Croc H
67. Di¿∞
42. The Ultimate Answer To Catnips, Yarn Balls and Ectobiology
Cats in Human Suits:
60. Ro
61. Lal
+several more named Jane, Dani, and Dave and majority named Rocy and Vriska Jr.
One day when young to the plains of Com'yc Descu'Sion, genteelGunslinger came across a small hole in the ground. He wasn't sure if he could fit his whole body in, so he stuck his head in.
A voice called up, "Who blocks the sky?"
"Someone is down here?" GG wondered incredulously. As the inspiration for the tales of Indiana Jones, Bing Crosby was known to never fear adventure. He pulled his head out of the hole and retrieved his pick from his pack. A few swift strokes allowed him to hop down into the darkness.
A hand grabbed his and pulled him up. "I am Everanix. Welcome to the cult of Vriska." cute of Vriska
"Who are you? I mean, I know your name. But why are you living in a tiny hole in the ground? This doesn't seem like much of a place for a cult."
"I thought it was a pipe. I wanted to flyyyyyyyy!"
GG, vaguely disconcerted, retrieved his lighter. "What are you, that you could fit into such a small hole?"
"I am Vriska." Before he could click the flaring device, Everanix flashstepped it out of his hands and held the flame to a torch. GG shuddered as he heard choruses of, "I am Vriska" echoing out beyond the feeble light. He heard a skittering as little girls with grey skin and horns crawled along the walls towards him.
"I'm"
"I'm not sure if I'm okay with this."
"I'm sorry if our appearance frightens you. We can assume our normal faces, if that would better please your honour." A voice from the far end of the cave, which seemed to be over a hundred metres in length.
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.