Sanguine Condensation Appreciation Station

[knottedOdyssey]

Dudes, Tumblr isn't bad if you follow the right people. The people I follow post just the right balance of shipping and other Homestuck stuff and other unrelated things and it's great. I Tumblr Savior everything I don't want to see. It works. Tumblr isn't bad if you know how to use it correctly.

[genteelGunslinger]

Dudes, Tumblr isn't bad if you follow the right people. The people I follow post just the right balance of shipping and other Homestuck stuff and other unrelated things and it's great. I Tumblr Savior everything I don't want to see. It works. Tumblr isn't bad if you know how to use it correctly.

Yet one cannot walk leisurely within it's midst without somehow stumbling upon something one would rather not see. For instance, Dave and Rose's LEGENDARY rebellion, which I am still scrubbing my brain clean to fix.

GOD. DAMNIT.

And that's all I have to say for now. I have to go take a shower and then prepare supper. I'll be back a little later tonight.

Does....does this count? I'm all kinds of unsure.

[Stormspirit]

Does....does this count? I'm all kinds of unsure.

I'm just going to ignore the rest of this post to retain a bit on my insanity.

But, you know what? Noticed how I didn't say anything this morning? That's because nobody was up but me AND I WAS EATING IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER. Mwahahah! I am so evil. Totally.

[phantasmalDexterity]

Speaking of which, I have an important question which may have been discussed during my brief hiatus.

Did HIC ever try to impose the quadrant system upon the human race. When Roxy talks about "Pale bros" is she just missusing the phrase in the way that we all do, or is the relationship a legitimate thing for the two remaining portions of humanity. Is possible. This is very important, as it affect my shipping charts.

Also it opens up questions about how "unique" the quadrants really is to trolls.

So what I'm getting from this post is that Roxy is either stutid or drunk, since obviously Dirk Jake which doesn't kill Jane Jake.

[recalcitrantIre]

Yet one cannot walk leisurely within it's midst without somehow stumbling upon something one would rather not see. For instance, Dave and Rose's LEGENDARY rebellion, which I am still scrubbing my brain clean to fix. GOD. DAMNIT.

wow this just keeps popping up. I wonder what it says about me that I was relatively unphased by it?

Does....does this count? I'm all kinds of unsure.

As Mage of Meal stuff? Its your title dude, you can do whatever you want with it

argh why the hell is it so hard to draw with a mouse this stupid thing is starting to annoy me

[oogley]

WHITE PEOPLE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Was that in reference to that picture with the security guard? Or am I missing something?


And DANI'S NAME IS MADISON? Mind=Blown.
I texted this to one of my friends, trying to confuse her, and she sent, "NEPETA OBSESSED DUDE IS A GIRL????" -didn't know she even knew MSPAF existed-

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

So what I'm getting from this post is that Roxy is either stutid or drunk, since obviously Dirk Jake which doesn't kill Jane Jake.

!!!

That is a true thing. Also, it leaves room for Dirk Roxy, which is totes going to be a thing because ectobiology shenanigans.

[wrinklefudger]

Guys, I have been thinking about something. As much as I appreciate Hussie's writing, Tavros's story arc never sat right with me because he was more of a plot generator for Vriska than a person. The guy never had any character development of his own, but I can't help but feel that if Hussie had tried, he could have been even more horrifying a villain than Gamzee.

Suppose he actually did find his confidence, and tapped into his inner troll rage. Vriska has been ruining his life for as long as they knew each other, and he would want his revenge. I imagine him stepping proudly into the computer room, and tapping Vriska on the shoulder innocently, asking with feigned sheepishness if the two could speak about something. Vriska would mock him, as she is wont to do. A broad smile would cross his face, and he would slowly, carefully delve into the most powerful "this is why you suck" speech that has ever occurred in the void of paradox space. Vriska would be enraged, the idea of her pet's insolence would be unbearable to her. She would take a swipe at him, and he would take her forearm in his hand. She would swing again, and again he would restrain her. With violent glee, he would pound his bovine skull into her face, snapping her nose with his brow. While she would reel in pain, he would drive one steel foot into her knee, snapping it under the impulse. She would grab her fluorine octet, but she would never cast them properly, as he outstretched arm would be pinned beneath his heel. The others would try to pacify him, but being too afraid to approach him, they would only be able to plead with him, their words falling on deaf ears. Slowly he would kneel over her back, one arm pinned beneath his foot, her legs restrained by the weight of the other. She would scream in exasperation:
AG: Get the f8ck off of meeeeeeee!
AT: sTOP SPEAKING, i AM IN CHARGE NOW,
AG: You c8nt control me! I am still your 8etter!
AT: i CAN CONTROL ANY ANIMAL THAT I WANT, yOU ARE NO EXCEPTION, }

Gripping her hair in one one hand, he would pull her head back until her eyes watered with pain. If she struggled, he would snap her arm beneath his foot like a brittle twig. He would draw his dagger lance, and she would scream in terror. He would tell her to squeal like a pig, for it may gain her his mercy. She would comply, but he would not uphold his bargain. He would place the dagger three inches below the bottom of her rib cage, in the small of her back, and in one moment, he would drive the tip in just half an inch, and her lower half would grow numb. He would remove himself from her back, and would kneel to face her, his hand still gripping her hair at the base of her skull. While tears streamed down her cheeks, he would shove his tongue down her throat, and for half a minute, the only sound would be the hiss and rumble of her lower orifices emptying themselves into her dark orange pajama bottoms. He would step onto the transportalizer, and turn to face her one last time. Whispering to her.
AT: rEMEMBER, yOURE MINE FOREVER.

[Freack]

Yet one cannot walk leisurely within it's midst without somehow stumbling upon something one would rather not see. For instance, Dave and Rose's LEGENDARY rebellion, which I am still scrubbing my brain clean to fix.

I believe I once saw the quote saying that browsing tumblr in public is like playing Russian Roulette with a gun made of gay porn.

I can think of no better metaphors.

And I have not worked on that paper at all. I am so failing Economics. Blurgh.

So, no opinions on human-quadrants stuffs? Because I was really thinking I could railroad us back on topic with that one.

WF: I.... am sort of confused and I think I need a towel. Thanks?

[genteelGunslinger]

I'm just going to ignore the rest of this post to retain a bit on my insanity.

But, you know what? Noticed how I didn't say anything this morning? That's because nobody was up but me AND I WAS EATING IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER. Mwahahah! I am so evil. Totally.

Why would you do this too me? I'm only a simple Mage of Meal, trying to do his job, and you make it so hard for me. I DON'T GET PAID FOR THIS, YOU KNOW THAT? I DO THIS OFF MY OWN BACK!

Being a prophet of consumption is hard. It's hard and no one understands.

[Prin Pardus]

Was that in reference to that picture with the security guard? Or am I missing something?


And DANI'S NAME IS MADISON? Mind=Blown.
I texted this to one of my friends, trying to confuse her, and she sent, "NEPETA OBSESSED DUDE IS A GIRL????" -didn't know she even knew MSPAF existed-

I know a few male Madisons.

But how many men does your friend know that go by Dani instead of Danny??

[Daniel990]

And DANI'S NAME IS MADISON? Mind=Blown.
I texted this to one of my friends, trying to confuse her, and she sent, "NEPETA OBSESSED DUDE IS A GIRL????" -didn't know she even knew MSPAF existed-

This is such an overreaction, it's just as if other people don't name accounts after sheep or something.

I know a few male Madisons.

But how many men does your friend know that go by Dani instead of Danny??

Wait.
Did you just say a few?
Like,
more than one?

[Stormspirit]

Why would you do this too me? I'm only a simple Mage of Meal, trying to do his job, and you make it so hard for me. I DON'T GET PAID FOR THIS, YOU KNOW THAT? I DO THIS OFF MY OWN BACK!

Being a prophet of consumption is hard. It's hard and no one understands.

I am a super villain with a moonbase equipped with two lasers, a teleporter, and an unfinished time machine. You should expect these kind of acts from me. Now you're going to miss a day, and then everybody will think I didn't eat for a day. Haha.

[wrinklefudger]

Was that in reference to that picture with the security guard? Or am I missing something?


And DANI'S NAME IS MADISON? Mind=Blown.
I texted this to one of my friends, trying to confuse her, and she sent, "NEPETA OBSESSED DUDE IS A GIRL????" -didn't know she even knew MSPAF existed-

wait, it is? Damn, out of all the interesting and exotic names you could have chosen from danni, you picked maddison? I replaced my middle name, because I hated the name Ethan at the time (though I'm starting to turn around to it), and I must say I have gotten good milage out of Esteban

[Pixie-elf]

As far as chemistry goes, I honestly see a fuckton of protons and neutrons at the centres of atoms that join to form elements, and from them compounds, and from them cells which make up human bodies.

Also, Dirk/Jake by no means needs to be a thing.
Because
Well
Fuck That Ship.
Maybe I'm just bitter about it getting in the way of quality Dirk art?

I'm trying to find a good sentence to show that I'm actually trying to stay relevant to a homestuck-esque topic, but I just googled a thing and it made me vaguely depressed. I hate being reminded that there are variables in life that people can't simply "deal with". I know that the world sucks, but for the moment I'm not talking about human bad behaviour but just about psychology and mental disorders. (Is there even a polite way to refer to the mind functioning in ways contrary to what psychologists deem "correct"?)

I don't think it's impolite to refer to it as what it is -- a mental disorder. It depends on what it is, but in the end, it causes the same thing.

Hell, look at what doctors use to diagnose it. "Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders." Not all of the stuff listed in there is diseases. If someone complains, I'd ask them what the hell they'd like me to call it.

[Thedude3445]

Dudes, Tumblr isn't bad if you follow the right people. The people I follow post just the right balance of shipping and other Homestuck stuff and other unrelated things and it's great. I Tumblr Savior everything I don't want to see. It works. Tumblr isn't bad if you know how to use it correctly.

Not that true. Tumblr is bad because of the dumb things people posts. Even the best of people. The only ones I try to follow are the Music Team members and Fanmusicians, because they are awesome and post musics.

[oogley]

I know a few male Madisons.

But how many men does your friend know that go by Dani instead of Danny??

I said Daniel990, not Dani.

ALSO I SAW COTTONCANDY A WHILE AGO. CottonCondy is still be best Roxy ship, even if people have stopped art-ing it.

[Morhek]

Guys, I have been thinking about something. As much as I appreciate Hussie's writing, Tavros's story arc never sat right with me because he was more of a plot generator for Vriska than a person. The guy never had any character development of his own, but I can't help but feel that if Hussie had tried, he could have been even more horrifying a villain than Gamzee.

Suppose he actually did find his confidence, and tapped into his inner troll rage. Vriska has been ruining his life for as long as they knew each other, and he would want his revenge. I imagine him stepping proudly into the computer room, and tapping Vriska on the shoulder innocently, asking with feigned sheepishness if the two could speak about something. Vriska would mock him, as she is wont to do. A broad smile would cross his face, and he would slowly, carefully delve into the most powerful "this is why you suck" speech that has ever occurred in the void of paradox space. Vriska would be enraged, the idea of her pet's insolence would be unbearable to her. She would take a swipe at him, and he would take her forearm in his hand. She would swing again, and again he would restrain her. With violent glee, he would pound his bovine skull into her face, snapping her nose with his brow. While she would reel in pain, he would drive one steel foot into her knee, snapping it under the impulse. She would grab her fluorine octet, but she would never cast them properly, as he outstretched arm would be pinned beneath his heel. The others would try to pacify him, but being too afraid to approach him, they would only be able to plead with him, their words falling on deaf ears. Slowly he would kneel over her back, one arm pinned beneath his foot, her legs restrained by the weight of the other. She would scream in exasperation:
AG: Get the f8ck off of meeeeeeee!
AT: sTOP SPEAKING, i AM IN CHARGE NOW,
AG: You c8nt control me! I am still your 8etter!
AT: i CAN CONTROL ANY ANIMAL THAT I WANT, yOU ARE NO EXCEPTION, }

Gripping her hair in one one hand, he would pull her head back until her eyes watered with pain. If she struggled, he would snap her arm beneath his foot like a brittle twig. He would draw his dagger lance, and she would scream in terror. He would tell her to squeal like a pig, for it may gain her his mercy. She would comply, but he would not uphold his bargain. He would place the dagger three inches below the bottom of her rib cage, in the small of her back, and in one moment, he would drive the tip in just half an inch, and her lower half would grow numb. He would remove himself from her back, and would kneel to face her, his hand still gripping her hair at the base of her skull. While tears streamed down her cheeks, he would shove his tongue down her throat, and for half a minute, the only sound would be the hiss and rumble of her lower orifices emptying themselves into her dark orange pajama bottoms. He would step onto the transportalizer, and turn to face her one last time. Whispering to her.
AT: rEMEMBER, yOURE MINE FOREVER.

Oh...oh my...

I think if that happened, I would hate Tavros forever. Platonically.

[mysteriousOutsider]

This is such an overreaction, it's just as if other people don't name accounts after sheep or something.

I'm sure you're not the only person who's ever done that.

I mean, probably.

There has to be at least one more, right?

[Daniel990]

wait, it is? Damn, out of all the interesting and exotic names you could have chosen from danni, you picked maddison? I replaced my middle name, because I hated the name Ethan at the time (though I'm starting to turn around to it), and I must say I have gotten good milage out of Esteban

Ethan is such a cool name.
WAIT, ESTEBAN, WHAT

[Yaridovich23]

Guys, I have been thinking about something. As much as I appreciate Hussie's writing, Tavros's story arc never sat right with me because he was more of a plot generator for Vriska than a person. The guy never had any character development of his own, but I can't help but feel that if Hussie had tried, he could have been even more horrifying a villain than Gamzee.

What did I just read? That'd be pretty damn gruesome, even for Homestuck.

[mysteriousOutsider]

I don't know anyone named Madison except for Madison.

I think it's a nice name.

[genteelGunslinger]

I am a super villain with a moonbase equipped with two lasers, a teleporter, and an unfinished time machine. You should expect these kind of acts from me. Now you're going to miss a day, and then everybody will think I didn't eat for a day. Haha.

Wait. Unfinished time machine. So, when it is finished, you'll be at any point in time. That means you'll be able to find in historical documentation evidence of yourself if you made sure to include yourself in historical events. That means you are certain that you did indeed time travel and finish the machine.

So in other words, you become Lord English. YOU WERE ALREADY EVERYWHERE!

Yes, you are definitely a super villain.

-shot-

I'm sorry. I sort of skimmed this. My brain is only now switching on.

But....what the fuck is this? Is this fetish fan fiction? Dear god, man. This is more messed up than the self-insemination thing.

[wrinklefudger]

Ethan is such a cool name.
WAIT, ESTEBAN, WHAT

This is one of my favorite stories to tell.

When I was fourteen, I decided that I had enough of being in special education, and wanted to move on to a normal school. One of my first choices was a private school in Manhattan's upper west side, called York Prep. I was allowed to spend one day there and experience the school first hand. My first class was spanish. I suspect the teacher was deaf in one ear, because when I told her my name was David, she misheard it as Steven. From there on out, she called my Esteban multiple times, and for the rest of the day the kids called my Esteban because I was too nervous to correct them. I later adopted it as my de facto middle name.

[Prin Pardus]

Wait.
Did you just say a few?
Like,
more than one?

Yes
Two
One has a brother named Mackenzie, also

I said Daniel990, not Dani.

Yes, but if your friend knows about the discussion threads, then I'm sure s/he would have noticed Dani's nickname? Maybe I am just over-thinking things.