Sanguine Condensation Appreciation Station

[ashdenej]

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[P_equals_NP]

That Descend Orchid Horror mashup didn't really work for me. I dunno.

[genteelGunslinger]

New thread. Sweet.

YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT A PAGE AGO YOUNG MAN!

If it's anything to go by, I'm still awake, and it's 3:20 in the morning here, and I feel FIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE.

HeHeHeHeHeHe.

[Freack]

As for the falls of Blood, I hate to think that they re actual Blood. That would have to be a LOT of dead humans.

I like to think it is a blood/Faygo mixture.

[Holly]

this is the sort of image that I look at and start to think... wow

girls are hot

like

I sure am attracted to women

brb becoming unconscious

Now I'm a bit jealous
I'm just thinking like

Rose's hair sure looks nice
Would she really wear that shirt though?
Kanaya has nice legs...but can feet really bend like that?

So boring


And Freack!! I can't believe you had a conversation with the Coffeeman! That is amazing!

[Yaridovich23]

As for the falls of Blood, I hate to think that they re actual Blood. That would have to be a LOT of dead humans.

I like to think it is a blood/Faygo mixture.

I like to think it's all blood. It makes the Condesce's rule over Earth a lot more horrific.

[ashdenej]

As for the falls of Blood, I hate to think that they re actual Blood. That would have to be a LOT of dead humans.

I like to think it is a blood/Faygo mixture.

I like this theory. For your information, the alternate title of this thread was "Exsanguination Appreciation Station", but Blood Precipitants work better. I couldn't work in coagulation, either.

AH WELL.

[Freack]

That Descend Orchid Horror mashup didn't really work for me. I dunno.

I have a feeling that you need to get the timing exactly right, but as I have it now, they tend to switch EXTREME and quiet parts, which sounds really cool. And the Harps, and the clock bell both blend in really well. Some parts would need an actual music person to make it better. Try playing Descend at the lowest volume, and Orchid at the Highest.
And ignore the Squiddle part, even though i am sure I could be made to work with magic.

I like this theory. For your information, the alternate title of this thread was "Exsanguination Appreciation Station", but Blood Precipitants work better. I couldn't work in coagulation, either.

I mean, if they switched out the drinking water, they have to change ALL of the water.

I am imagining Grape Flavored Oceans, and Magenta clouds. It is so beautiful.

[cinereousSynesthete]

I like this theory. For your information, the alternate title of this thread was "Exsanguination Appreciation Station", but Blood Precipitants work better. I couldn't work in coagulation, either.

AH WELL.

But Ash! Why wasn't the title of the last thread ICP Decapitation Appreciation Station?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

Also Orchid Horror and Descend are both good songs. I didn't enjoy them together though.

[P_equals_NP]

I have a feeling that you need to get the timing exactly right, but as I have it now, they tend to switch EXTREME and quiet parts, which sounds really cool. And the Harps, and the clock bell both blend in really well. Some parts would need an actual music person to make it better. Try playing Descend at the lowest volume, and Orchid at the Highest.
And ignore the Squiddle part, even though i am sure I could be made to work with magic.

It sort of did that for me, but they way the parts switched wasn't that entertaining. It felt more like I was just listening to two different songs. And the sounds from Orchid I found didn't really do much for Descend? They just felt sort of out of place. And then I could barely hear Descend once Orchid crescendo'd and mixing them better felt kind of pointless anyway.

[genteelGunslinger]

As for the falls of Blood, I hate to think that they re actual Blood. That would have to be a LOT of dead humans.

That would have to be a LOT of dead humans.

a LOT of dead humans.

3 Billion people. How much blood do you suppose would be in 3 billion people?

I say enough to probably create a blood fall, wouldn't you?

I think I need sleep. I'll be back in the morning. Good night, folks.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Obligatory smelly new thread comment.

I still think that the rhymes don't make up for the fact that it doesn't exemplify that Rose is riding Guy Fieri down the Niagara like a log flume...

[P_equals_NP]

3 Billion people. How much blood do you suppose would be in 3 billion people?

I say enough to probably create a blood fall, wouldn't you?

I think I need sleep. I'll be back in the morning. Good night, folks.

There is a LOT of water in the ocean though. Maybe if it was a closed system somehow though. Yes this is my new headcanon.

[Conspicuous]

3 Billion people. How much blood do you suppose would be in 3 billion people?

I say enough to probably create a blood fall, wouldn't you?

I think I need sleep. I'll be back in the morning. Good night, folks.

Five billion people.
Guy Fieri was responsible for the deaths of five billion, not three.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Five billion people.
Guy Fieri was responsible for the deaths of five billion, not three.

So, if the average adult has five gallons of blood, that means about 25,000,000,000 gallons of blood would be available, generously.

[genteelGunslinger]

Five billion people.
Guy Fieri was responsible for the deaths of five billion, not three.

Well, even more.

I just had stroke of demented inspiration. What if Guy Fieri created for himself a WATER THEME PARK but replaced all the water with THE BLOOD OF HIS COUNTLESS VICTIMS (which equate to 5 billion or so). He alone would be allowed on the rides. He alone would even want to be.

[bloodyEmissary]

Now I'm a bit jealous
I'm just thinking like

Rose's hair sure looks nice
Would she really wear that shirt though?
Kanaya has nice legs...but can feet really bend like that?

So boring

The foot bothers me quite a bit too; it looks pretty painful.
Oh well maybe it's an alien thing.

ANSWER SOMEONE, THEN.
DO IT NOW.

Sure thing.

[P_equals_NP]

Hmmmm I'm having a problem. There is this one song and I wave my arms in the air like I just don't care consistently when it gets to the part where he says "Guitar breaks"

That's my contribution to music discussion.

So, if the average adult has five gallons of blood, that means about 25,000,000,000 gallons of blood would be available, generously.

Gallons? GALLONS?

(Insert another units discussion here, many yuks are had.)

I'm guessing there were a lot of children who died too though?

[ashdenej]

But Ash! Why wasn't the title of the last thread ICP Decapitation Appreciation Station?

Wasn't it?

Finding appropriate fonts for each thread is kind of a fun experience.

Fingers crossed for a big Fieri sprite at some point. Hope springs eternal!

[nsinned]

So, if the average adult has five gallons of blood, that means about 25,000,000,000 gallons of blood would be available, generously.

Liters, not gallons. The average adult has about five liters of blood. That's about 1.3 gallons.

Also, you can't assume the entire five billion people are adults.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Liters, not gallons. The average adult has about five liters of blood. That's about 1.3 gallons.

Also, you can't assume the entire five billion people are adults.

Whoops! That's what I meant.

And honestly, I think that this would be a dumb point to argue about, especially considering I specifically put the word, "generously," for this exact reason because I knew someone would be just dying to tell me how wrong I am based on a statistic I just pulled off of Google.

[genteelGunslinger]

Liters, not gallons. The average adult has about five liters of blood. That's about 1.3 gallons.

Also, you can't assume the entire five billion people are adults.

These details are surmounted by the sheer number of people he murdered. Getting exact amounts seems counter-productive, when a estimation can do just as good a job.

[nsinned]

Whoops! That's what I meant.

And honestly, I think that this would be a dumb point to argue about, especially considering I specifically put the word, "generously," for this exact reason because I knew someone would be just dying to tell me how wrong I am based on a statistic I just pulled off of Google.

That is how the comic discussion thread works, yes. :D

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

These details are surmounted by the sheer number of people he murdered. Getting exact amounts seems counter-productive, when a estimation can do just as good a job.

Where have I seen this before?

I'm pretty sure I have seen this before.

[Conspicuous]

Litres aren't SI, people.
M³ is a far better unit to measure volume.