Johnstuck

[Reecer6]

You are JOHN EGBERT; Why wouldn't you be? You have turned 13 YEARS OLD today. Your interests are already known. You may or may not actually play Sburb today, as this is not a Sburbventure.
What do you do?

[Ford Johnes]

>Go greet your father, John Egbert.

[UraniumArc]

>John: Decide to enter a 1-person session anyway.

[Sandvich King]

> Open Pesterclone and see if John, John, and John are online.

[Tank the Avengineer]

> John: Realize that your face is not on what SHOULD be the 'Problem Egbert' poster.

[Morphimus]

> John: Quickly retrieve johns from drawer.

[Reecer6]

Your DAD walks into the room. You initiate conversation, something you could do since you were like 2.
DIALOGLOG

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JOHN: hey son!
JOHN: hey dad!
JOHN: your game came in the mail today, here you go.
JOHN: wow!
JOHN: i've been waiting all week for this!
JOHN: john online 2 just seemed like the best game ever.
JOHN: can't wait to play it!
JOHN: two copies came in the mail, so i'll be playing it too.
JOHN: maybe once we create our johns, we can exchange usernames.
JOHN: imagine that!
JOHN: father and son, highest prankster gambits in the whole world, pranking every other john out there!
JOHN: i sure hope that happens.
JOHN: see you online son.

And it looks like TG is pestering you!
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TG: john, did you get the game yet?
EB: yeah!
EB: in fact, dad just gave it to me a minute ago.
TG: sweet!
TG: just got to go down to the lobby to get my copy.
EB: i'll be making my character and waiting around whatever the spawn area is for you.
TG: see you!

Do you want to play your game now or do something else?

[Fuade]

>Activate the Fuck Cake

[PersonPerson]

Play the game.

[Naristar]

second the f. f. f. cake

[Tank the Avengineer]

> John: John the Johns of Johnning, whilst Johnifying the Johnty John.

[Reecer6]

...You really don't want to.

[reactionResearcher]

open ~ath program
or
scarf down cake until you begin to shit it

[Reecer6]

==>

You start playing John Online 2 and create your John to look exactly like you. What do you do? Do you pester your friends? Do you be your friends? Do you play something else? Do you do something ingame?
THE CHOICE IS YOURS, AS ALWAYS.

[Fuade]

>Friend everyone. Form a massive John Voltron and terrorize the countryside.

[PersonPerson]

Punch everyone and everything in the face.

[chezrush]

John look at the DAVE. Beat that Dave up. He's in the wrong comic.

[reactionResearcher]

make an obscure john pun about dave davison

[Varkarrus]

Run that code anyways!

[Reecer6]

HEY LOOK IT'S A DAVE, OFF SCREEN. You'd fight him but this is a non PvP zone.

You push him over to the nearest PvP zone.

Needless to say, you killed him like the Ghostbusters bust ghosts.

It looks like you just put Dave...

In the John.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Snowmanne]

>Form a massive johnface with all the johns

[Naristar]

john combine Dave weapon with your own awsome Hammer
and make something awsome!!

[chezrush]

Meet Johnsprite. And everyone begin to do the JOHN. The latest John hit single/dance.

[red pharoah]

Form a Clan, and give it an original name, like JOHN.

Don't forget the JOHNMOBILE

[chezrush]

John: understand if there are only Johns, you are a homosexual