Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

[mr_19]

Ublich, feeling much better after the past few rough nights he had, comes in to enjoy this tranquil setting.

[CrazedWormHole]

Then all my trolls were unfreeze'd!



Rezace leaves as well.

[Blank]

----This won't be some charlatan sooth sayer would it?
He does have a distrust of psychic powers, or witchcraft as he calls it (not to be confused with highly advanced technology which he also calls witchcraft)

[Silvy]

Er... Uh, no? She doesn't really know too many redbloods anyways.

[Suds McFuddle]

Nedela thinks for a few minutes before eventually drawing a blank.

I can't dink of anjding eider, heehee!

[Blank]

----Good, I don't trust witchcraft or peasant superstitions
Just highblood superstitions.

[Cliff_Racer]

U->---, _edela. _edela _edela. _eeeeedeeeeelaaaaa. thhiiiii_k of somethhi_. Memsii giggles vacantly after she says that, then pats around on the table for another brownie. She isn't getting up, nope.

[Silvy]

She nods.

Understandable! Lowbloods are we|rd. Of course, she's talking about those lower than her. But she's pretty weird herself, so she could be talking about herself too.

[Suds McFuddle]

Nedela is using all of her pan power to think of something, but is utterly failing at doing so.

Sorrjjjjjj, I can't dink of anjding!!

[Tekkenfreak4]

Farlow leaves....
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Mokuja continues to idle....

[Cliff_Racer]

V=.====. _edelaaaa we shhould go somewhhere... yeahh, thhat sou_ds cool... do you hhave a_y ideas?? She munches the brownie quickly, then feels around for her jug and refills Nedela's glass. How generous.

[Blank]

----Well I can't say hath paid them much mind ----One supposes we all hath our quirks and idioms
Like himself.

[Silvy]

Yeah, || suppose... She trails off awkwardly. Wow, not very talkative today, then? Why bother coming here then, Lenora?

[CrazedWormHole]

Gudase walks in, seeming rather sickly.

*c0ugh* Hmph...

[Suds McFuddle]

Nedela thinks again. Since it's probably not safe to go anywhere far, Nedela thinks to go to a backroom, regardless of whatever traumatizing experiences might have happened there.

We should go to backroom! We can plaj fun games like pattj cake!

[Blank]

----Can you believe I got into a duel with a troll, simply because she pigheadishly refused to understand mine speech?
He finishes off his drink already and...yep, he smashes the glass on the floor.

[Tekkenfreak4]

Mokuja sees Gudase looking worse for wear... looks like the doc struck again.

ROUND 1! F!GHT! | ! s## th# gr##nblood got you now, #h? ! do appr#c!t# you k!c!ng h!s ass, though, assum!ng you d!d k!ck h!s ass... | KO! YOU W!N!

[Cliff_Racer]

-->--U thhat... sou_ds SWEET... She rolls out of Nedela's lap, then lazily stands up and holds her hand out. --u--> leeeaaad thhe waaay!

[Silvy]

Uh, yes, actually! You talk k|nd of funny, somet|mes. She flinches as he smashes the glass. Would you l|ke another dr|nk then, S|r?

[illogicalInsomniac]

((Aaaand unfreeze))

heh, yea. by the way! i've lookiked up sleeping disorders, and i thinkik i might have found something. not entirely sure yet tough.

She brightens up considerably. Really? That's FANTAST!C! Getting a little excited there. Do tell!

If I could make the world happy I would fnord!!!
BE CONTENT
It's not hard thought fnord when All Is Well(tm) though

Was that a subliminal message?! Gasp. She doesn't seem to notice, though, and continues her pessimism.
º(NOble effOrt On yOur part, as I said. But that's gOIng tO be preeeetty dIffIcult. It's a harsh wOrld Out there, but yOu prObably knOw that.)º
She sips her coffee, looking pensive.

[Suds McFuddle]

Okej dokej!!

Nedela takes Mesmii's hand and skips away into the backrooms, where they will most certainly play non-suggestive games like patty cake.

[Blank]

----Verily!
That means yes in Calhadspeak
----One more for the road! ----I feel like having a good hunt tonight



Oh no fnord, the world is wonderful fnord! You just have to look at it in a Positive(tm) light fnord!!!
Completely straight face.

[CrazedWormHole]

D0 n0t *c0ugh* thank me.

Wow, okay.



eh, i don't have anything certain yet. mostly stuff "supposed" to strengthen sopor slime and such. sorry for rising your hopes up.

He really should have worded it differently.

[Tekkenfreak4]

Mokuja shrugs. That was the only chance Mokuja would actually be nice to hsi kismesis...

ROUND 1! F!GHT! | Alr!ght, f!n#, you jackass... | KO! YOU W!N!

And like that, the hate continues...

[Silvy]

Ahaha, Alr|ghty then! She orders him another drink, this time in a plastic cup. Can't have him smashing more glass, someone might get hurt!