Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

05-01-2012, 03:24 PM #2126

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Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

You do notice Larvin, and promptly stick your tongue out at him. Probably some attempt at being social?
If needed, you will use that as an excuse.
Gosh, rude.

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[12:12:19 AM] elegyeccentric: I will break off all my other fingers and replace them with middle ones.
[12:12:28 AM] elegyeccentric: So every finger will be a giant fuck you to the world.

AWESOME QUOTES

[01:56] AH: WA
[01:56] AH: WHAT
[01:56] AH: YOU NO CRIPLLE
[01:56] AH: MISTER LEGURN I DONT LIKE YOU ANYMORE

Quick Legurn, say Deus Ex Machina. Maybe if you say it loud enough, Vulkis will come barreling in.
....
Ok, probably not.

[05:10] TM: And for some reason
[05:10] TM: Legurn has to be stabbed too.
[05:10] CH: [|:| Deal-nerd.

Quickly Ublich sneaks and slithers like a grinch on Christmas behind leg-run. Sniff sniff his nose goes, he can smell leg-runs hopes, his dreams, and his desires for the tea. Mmm does it smell good, almost intoxicating. For he knows exactly what he will do with them, take them and smash them like the tea cup be for him. Leg-run's desires will be nothing more then a shatter ceramic mess upon the floor left for some lowly fellow to clean up some time later only followed by being forgotten forever.
Ublich starts to play solitaire.

[04:29] TM: And it is only the begining
[04:30] TM: This is only the prologue of the hentai series called:
[04:30] TM: Katrin tentacle no piko
[04:31] JP: shit there goes my drink

[07:09] MM: In a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you want to see Legurn cry
[07:09] TM: 11

[03:36:11] NC: i want cake
[03:43:58] NC: I'M GETTING UP
[03:43:59] NC: I'M
[03:44:03] NC: GONNA DO IT
[03:44:07] NC: I'M GONNA GETUP
[03:44:38] MM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-h_l1WfRM

[11:37:48 PM] Auto: Pestering Huklep has taken the place of clicking random on tvtropes as my favorite thing to do when I start getting bored.

[2:43:59 AM] Deo: I thought Prince of Void was a wonky idea, so i threw it on Kent.
[2:44:36 AM] Chris: Eh, it's interesting
[2:47:07 AM] Chris: I take it he's gonna void the shit outta stuff?
[2:47:59 AM] Deo: "bitch i am gonna void da SHIT OUT OF YOU"
[2:48:16 AM] Deo: "GET READY, NOTHING IS COMING LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN."
[2:50:48 AM] Chris: THE VOIDTRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
[2:51:29 AM] Deo: "GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE STRAPPED DOWN TO THE TRAIN TRACKS. AND GUESS WHAT THE FUCK IS COMING???"
[2:51:37 AM] Deo: "THAT'S RIGHT. NOTHING. A FUCK TON OF IT."

[10:21:25 PM] Deo: (O) I am...not dooming our session...for a nice shower. (X)
[10:21:46 PM] Auto: "yOU prefer tO dOOm OUr sessiOn with yOUr smell?"
[10:21:54 PM] Deo: (O) ..touche. (X)

[11:36] OF: Are you saying I actually have to be funny to get into a Debro sig quote?
[11:36] TM: yyep
[11:36] OF: Aww man!

[11:15:38 PM] Curtis and Greg: which I'm still figureing out what her lusus is
[11:15:48 PM] Deo: Deodad.
[11:16:01 PM] Curtis and Greg: no
[11:16:02 PM] Curtis and Greg: no
[11:16:07 PM] Curtis and Greg: deodad is a horrible lusus
[11:16:15 PM] Deo: He is the best lusus fuck you

[11:27] OF: Wait why does Mr_19 steal all your trolls matesprits

[5:10:02 PM] Overnightfurniture: I have so much logics
[5:10:03 PM] Overnightfurniture: I have none
[5:10:18 PM] Deo: just like
[5:10:20 PM] Deo: oh he's high
[5:10:22 PM] Deo: better kiss him
[5:10:26 PM] Overnightfurniture: yeah
[5:10:31 PM] Deo: Ceceta Logic.

[10:19] GA: Breathe In That Deep, Acidic Tang.
[10:19] GA: Let It Flow Through Your Fins.
[10:20] GA: And Fill Your Bladder-Based Vascular System.
[10:20] GA: And Know.
[10:20] GA: That You Are Full Of Piss.

[10:46] SO: an ]o[bn]o[xi]o[us, deluded assh]o[le.
[10:47] UT: Á kind, únderstánding, húmble ásshóle. Qúite.
[10:47] SO: wh]o[ pr]o[bably smells like a sweeps-dead fish carcass.
[10:47] SO: an ]o[bn]o[xi]o[us, deluded, full-]o[f-shit assh]o[le.
[10:47] UT: I smell like cúcúmbers, fúck yóú. Qúite.

One Elegy section to rule them all.

[7:29:38 PM] elegyeccentric: I'd rather throw a baby in a blender and drink it than grope some random person.

elegyEcctentric: Why do you insist on having intelligent conversations on analyzing characters when I'm half-asleep?
Deodrew: Because then I have a chance of winning.

[1:01:14 AM] Deocactus: Not now Elegy.
[1:01:18 AM] Deocactus: I can't sleep YET.
[1:01:23 AM] Deocactus: I'm still sobbing uncontrolably.
[1:01:32 AM] elegyeccentric: Would you like to sob into my bosom?
[1:01:41 AM] randomhobo4: How about my bosom?
[1:01:51 AM] Deocactus: I don't want either of your bosoms.

Deocactus: The trolls are pretty much there to move the plot along.
elegyEccentric: And die.

[8:29:08 PM] Deocactus: Sarcor and Achera are like a hardcore wrestling tag team.
[8:30:16 PM] elegyeccentric: BEST WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
[8:30:24 PM] elegyeccentric: INSTEAD OF BRINGING FRUITCAKE, THEY BRING PAIN.

elegyEccentric: I was mostly joking, considering the fuckton many Deo has. He's like the troll-creating equivalent of a Chinese sweatshop.

[8:30:48 PM] elegyeccentric: I heard that game berates you for turning off without saving, so I was like "WELP NOPE."
[8:30:58 PM] elegyeccentric: And then never played an Animal Crossing game because lazy.
[8:31:02 PM] Deocactus: Alllllll Animal crossing games did that.
[8:31:16 PM] Deocactus: But it's fuuucking hilarious.
[8:31:29 PM] Deocactus: This mole pops out of the ground
[8:31:38 PM] Deocactus: yells at you for like 20 seconds
[8:31:46 PM] Deocactus: then next time you do it he says "bro srsly"
[8:31:58 PM] Deocactus: then when you do it for like the 40th time he's just like done with life and shit.
[8:32:10 PM] elegyeccentric: So basically you drive a mole to suicide.
[8:32:19 PM] Deocactus: I did.
[8:32:23 PM] Deocactus: I'm not ashamed.

Sarcor's got his friendships with Enecus and Palipa, plus, you know, becoming the Medium champion at kickboat.

[10:19] GA: Breathe In That Deep, Acidic Tang.
[10:19] GA: Let It Flow Through Your Fins.
[10:20] GA: And Fill Your Bladder-Based Vascular System.
[10:20] GA: And Know.
[10:20] GA: That You Are Full Of Piss.

Huklep would get attached to a tapeworm if it hugged him before settling into his intestines.

[1:34:40 AM] elegyeccentric: So in the Sims, I have Hrista and Sarcor chilling together, right? They also have a butler due to being lazy fucks who like horseback riding, painting, and gratuitously touching each other. This butler also loves walking in to watch them do the last of these activities.
[1:35:02 AM] Deocactus: I feel like Sarcor is in every place to ask the Butler why he doesn't have hair when he sleeps now.
[1:35:30 AM] elegyeccentric: "I say sir, this matter of personal inquiry is inappropriate for a working environment. Sir."
[1:36:20 AM] Deocactus: "Look, Butler dude, you have your personal things and I have my personal things. But since you're so fond of watching me put my personal thing into her personal thing, I think I'm in a place to ask this."

Stop hanging off the fourth wall, Huklep. It's not cute when you do that shit.

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05-01-2012, 03:28 PM #2127

Tekkenfreak4

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Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

Larvin retaliates by sticking his tongue back at Nenuth...
Real mature...
His hate for her is long gone, though...

OOC / Self insert FanHuman's Handle: acidReign
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My Fantrolls:

Varnak Cadrom

gamingSwordsman | Varnak Cadrom
Weaponsmith and gamer
Hey dude! Wha7's up?
Able to be trolled - Varnak's Trollscore 1535G (Discontinued)
Confirmed: ♦ Horrin(Strider), ♥ Cardie(Wycca)
Possible: None

Larvin Eletro

vinylBeats | Larvin Eletro
DJ and music artist
[(o)!_!(o)] Dj LÉD is in
thÉ housÉ!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Raevis(Fexxos Vyront), ♦ Soshin(Moon Redeemer), ♠ Octana(Weeaboo)
Possible: None

Farlow Belsci

racingComrade | Farlow Belsci
Anti-gravity vehicle racer
>> Яacing is all I dQ. And I lQve it! X
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Xellha(Wycca), ♦ Vicari(Flamerider64)
Possible: None

Mokuja Tetsun

ironFist | Mokuja Tetsun
Cybernetic Sensei and Dojo owner
Now, tak# th# fly from my hand. ! dar# you.
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Confirmed: None
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Trefak Bogren

rushedTemper | Trefak Bogren
Fast working bartender and woodworker.
i>>nee|)>>to>>hurry!
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Flynne Vineks

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Programmer and inventor
/|\>---i have cReated a digital fR㉧NTieR!
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Rhosea Heptka

uprootedLeaflet | Rhosea Heptka
Gardner and bookworm
}--shρuld I leaf yρu alρne--<c
Able to be trolled, WIP
Confirmed: None
Possible: ♥ Deyuki(Hpboy7)

Galvikus Voulgean

greatSmith | Galvikus Voulgean
Varnak's Ancestor
[n] Hello. Have we me7 before?
Able to be trolled

Favorite Quotes:

[03:07] KC: You know
[03:07] KC: This aspect of troll culture has ALWAYS fascinated me
[03:08] AR: wh1ch 1s?
[03:08] KC: "You just fucked up my phone, that's so sexy."

[12:14] AR: 1 never 7hou9h7 of 17 l1ke 7ha7...
[12:14] PN: indeed p_o
[12:16] AR: pff7
[12:16] AR: n1ce monacle
[12:16] PN: so british |D
[12:16] AR: wa17, do you have a monacle?
[12:16] PN: nah, i'm just exuberently fancy : p**
[12:16] PN: *hides monocle collection*
[12:16] AR: ...w17hou7 7he monacle?
[12:17] PN: of course, thats just a silly stereotype
[12:17] PN: <.<
[12:17] PN: >.>
[12:17] AR: ...you have a monacle, don'7 you...
[12:17] PN: ...maybe.
[12:18] AR: ...don'7 you?
[12:18] PN: yes =.=
[12:18] AR: knew 17...

[11:04] AR: patience, young one
[11:05] AH: NO
[11:05] -- acidReign [AR] waves his hand. --
[11:05] AR: You will have patience
[11:06] AH: justin
[11:06] AH: what are you doing
[11:06] AH: you are not yogi bear
[11:06] AH: wait
[11:06] AH: whats his name
[11:06] AR: Yoda

[09:31] SS: I'M JESUS
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] SS: THE JESUS THAT OCCASIONALLY GETS THINGS WRONG
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] AR: the moderately omnicient Jesus

[02:04] IF: she needs pot
[02:05] IF: *plot

[08:53] AR: < ><**
[08:53] AN: xD
[08:53] AN: Looks like the christian fish symbol.
[08:53] AR: I caught a Jesus!

[12:14:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: you are no fun.
[12:15:03 AM] Beef Lardington: Yep.
Total buzzkill right here.
The place where jokes go to die and have their tombs defiled.
[12:16:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: stop fucking the concrete!
[12:16:36 AM] Beef Lardington: Make me!

[04:43] AR: Tron Evolutions main character is named Anon
[04:43] SS: clearly it's about the rise of 4Chan in the grid.

**Edited to get rid of smiley

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Extra Stuff:

My troll's themes
Varnak's Formspring
BONUS THEME: Mokuja's Lusus AKA Alex
My trolls in Soul Calibur V!
Kempah Treyoh (Nightcastle) in Soul Calibur V
Arcena (Nightcastle) in Soul Calibur V
Kynath (inexplicableSigns) in SC V
Kavi Corben (Fexxos Vyront) in SC V
Cardie Medisa (Wycca) SC V
Dyanas (Syvar) SC V

Credits:

Varnak EB sprite by Steev
Varnak AB base by Tiitha
Varnak AB edits by Blank
Varnak vision seven-fold idea by Sigma
Varnak horns and shades by Gen Chat
Larvin AB by Weeaboo
Larvin HS by Rai-CH
Farlow AB by Araiss and Flamerider64
Mokuja AB by Syvar
Justin AB by thirteenGraves
Mokuja AB edits by BishouTaka
Larvin AB edit by BishouTaka
Varnak Guest AB by Nightcastle
Varnak Jedi by Cadorean
Varnak armor by Syvar
Trefak sprite by CrazedWormHole
Flynne sprite by Wycca

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05-01-2012, 03:36 PM #2128

DeoDrew

BEEP BEEP WOOF

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

You groan and flip him the bird, then turn away.
...then soon after get up and walk to him.
H<-->.
Larvin should probably notice how your voice is different sounding.

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[12:12:19 AM] elegyeccentric: I will break off all my other fingers and replace them with middle ones.
[12:12:28 AM] elegyeccentric: So every finger will be a giant fuck you to the world.

AWESOME QUOTES

[01:56] AH: WA
[01:56] AH: WHAT
[01:56] AH: YOU NO CRIPLLE
[01:56] AH: MISTER LEGURN I DONT LIKE YOU ANYMORE

Quick Legurn, say Deus Ex Machina. Maybe if you say it loud enough, Vulkis will come barreling in.
....
Ok, probably not.

[05:10] TM: And for some reason
[05:10] TM: Legurn has to be stabbed too.
[05:10] CH: [|:| Deal-nerd.

Quickly Ublich sneaks and slithers like a grinch on Christmas behind leg-run. Sniff sniff his nose goes, he can smell leg-runs hopes, his dreams, and his desires for the tea. Mmm does it smell good, almost intoxicating. For he knows exactly what he will do with them, take them and smash them like the tea cup be for him. Leg-run's desires will be nothing more then a shatter ceramic mess upon the floor left for some lowly fellow to clean up some time later only followed by being forgotten forever.
Ublich starts to play solitaire.

[04:29] TM: And it is only the begining
[04:30] TM: This is only the prologue of the hentai series called:
[04:30] TM: Katrin tentacle no piko
[04:31] JP: shit there goes my drink

[07:09] MM: In a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you want to see Legurn cry
[07:09] TM: 11

[03:36:11] NC: i want cake
[03:43:58] NC: I'M GETTING UP
[03:43:59] NC: I'M
[03:44:03] NC: GONNA DO IT
[03:44:07] NC: I'M GONNA GETUP
[03:44:38] MM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-h_l1WfRM

[11:37:48 PM] Auto: Pestering Huklep has taken the place of clicking random on tvtropes as my favorite thing to do when I start getting bored.

[2:43:59 AM] Deo: I thought Prince of Void was a wonky idea, so i threw it on Kent.
[2:44:36 AM] Chris: Eh, it's interesting
[2:47:07 AM] Chris: I take it he's gonna void the shit outta stuff?
[2:47:59 AM] Deo: "bitch i am gonna void da SHIT OUT OF YOU"
[2:48:16 AM] Deo: "GET READY, NOTHING IS COMING LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN."
[2:50:48 AM] Chris: THE VOIDTRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
[2:51:29 AM] Deo: "GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE STRAPPED DOWN TO THE TRAIN TRACKS. AND GUESS WHAT THE FUCK IS COMING???"
[2:51:37 AM] Deo: "THAT'S RIGHT. NOTHING. A FUCK TON OF IT."

[10:21:25 PM] Deo: (O) I am...not dooming our session...for a nice shower. (X)
[10:21:46 PM] Auto: "yOU prefer tO dOOm OUr sessiOn with yOUr smell?"
[10:21:54 PM] Deo: (O) ..touche. (X)

[11:36] OF: Are you saying I actually have to be funny to get into a Debro sig quote?
[11:36] TM: yyep
[11:36] OF: Aww man!

[11:15:38 PM] Curtis and Greg: which I'm still figureing out what her lusus is
[11:15:48 PM] Deo: Deodad.
[11:16:01 PM] Curtis and Greg: no
[11:16:02 PM] Curtis and Greg: no
[11:16:07 PM] Curtis and Greg: deodad is a horrible lusus
[11:16:15 PM] Deo: He is the best lusus fuck you

[11:27] OF: Wait why does Mr_19 steal all your trolls matesprits

[5:10:02 PM] Overnightfurniture: I have so much logics
[5:10:03 PM] Overnightfurniture: I have none
[5:10:18 PM] Deo: just like
[5:10:20 PM] Deo: oh he's high
[5:10:22 PM] Deo: better kiss him
[5:10:26 PM] Overnightfurniture: yeah
[5:10:31 PM] Deo: Ceceta Logic.

[10:19] GA: Breathe In That Deep, Acidic Tang.
[10:19] GA: Let It Flow Through Your Fins.
[10:20] GA: And Fill Your Bladder-Based Vascular System.
[10:20] GA: And Know.
[10:20] GA: That You Are Full Of Piss.

[10:46] SO: an ]o[bn]o[xi]o[us, deluded assh]o[le.
[10:47] UT: Á kind, únderstánding, húmble ásshóle. Qúite.
[10:47] SO: wh]o[ pr]o[bably smells like a sweeps-dead fish carcass.
[10:47] SO: an ]o[bn]o[xi]o[us, deluded, full-]o[f-shit assh]o[le.
[10:47] UT: I smell like cúcúmbers, fúck yóú. Qúite.

One Elegy section to rule them all.

[7:29:38 PM] elegyeccentric: I'd rather throw a baby in a blender and drink it than grope some random person.

elegyEcctentric: Why do you insist on having intelligent conversations on analyzing characters when I'm half-asleep?
Deodrew: Because then I have a chance of winning.

[1:01:14 AM] Deocactus: Not now Elegy.
[1:01:18 AM] Deocactus: I can't sleep YET.
[1:01:23 AM] Deocactus: I'm still sobbing uncontrolably.
[1:01:32 AM] elegyeccentric: Would you like to sob into my bosom?
[1:01:41 AM] randomhobo4: How about my bosom?
[1:01:51 AM] Deocactus: I don't want either of your bosoms.

Deocactus: The trolls are pretty much there to move the plot along.
elegyEccentric: And die.

[8:29:08 PM] Deocactus: Sarcor and Achera are like a hardcore wrestling tag team.
[8:30:16 PM] elegyeccentric: BEST WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
[8:30:24 PM] elegyeccentric: INSTEAD OF BRINGING FRUITCAKE, THEY BRING PAIN.

elegyEccentric: I was mostly joking, considering the fuckton many Deo has. He's like the troll-creating equivalent of a Chinese sweatshop.

[8:30:48 PM] elegyeccentric: I heard that game berates you for turning off without saving, so I was like "WELP NOPE."
[8:30:58 PM] elegyeccentric: And then never played an Animal Crossing game because lazy.
[8:31:02 PM] Deocactus: Alllllll Animal crossing games did that.
[8:31:16 PM] Deocactus: But it's fuuucking hilarious.
[8:31:29 PM] Deocactus: This mole pops out of the ground
[8:31:38 PM] Deocactus: yells at you for like 20 seconds
[8:31:46 PM] Deocactus: then next time you do it he says "bro srsly"
[8:31:58 PM] Deocactus: then when you do it for like the 40th time he's just like done with life and shit.
[8:32:10 PM] elegyeccentric: So basically you drive a mole to suicide.
[8:32:19 PM] Deocactus: I did.
[8:32:23 PM] Deocactus: I'm not ashamed.

Sarcor's got his friendships with Enecus and Palipa, plus, you know, becoming the Medium champion at kickboat.

[10:19] GA: Breathe In That Deep, Acidic Tang.
[10:19] GA: Let It Flow Through Your Fins.
[10:20] GA: And Fill Your Bladder-Based Vascular System.
[10:20] GA: And Know.
[10:20] GA: That You Are Full Of Piss.

Huklep would get attached to a tapeworm if it hugged him before settling into his intestines.

[1:34:40 AM] elegyeccentric: So in the Sims, I have Hrista and Sarcor chilling together, right? They also have a butler due to being lazy fucks who like horseback riding, painting, and gratuitously touching each other. This butler also loves walking in to watch them do the last of these activities.
[1:35:02 AM] Deocactus: I feel like Sarcor is in every place to ask the Butler why he doesn't have hair when he sleeps now.
[1:35:30 AM] elegyeccentric: "I say sir, this matter of personal inquiry is inappropriate for a working environment. Sir."
[1:36:20 AM] Deocactus: "Look, Butler dude, you have your personal things and I have my personal things. But since you're so fond of watching me put my personal thing into her personal thing, I think I'm in a place to ask this."

Stop hanging off the fourth wall, Huklep. It's not cute when you do that shit.

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05-01-2012, 03:42 PM #2129

Fexxos Vyront

But everyone calls me Kavi~!

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Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

Serkin continues to chill, injured and such.

I'm on pesterchum! kaviCordi is my personal/self insert, and all my trolls' trolltags (See below) can usually be reached at various times as well.
I can also be reached as an android from outer space! T3 can be pestered at xenologicalDefect.
Augh don't look. TvvT I'm fixing this.

HERE BE TROLLS

SERKIN LYCHIS

Sets:
WAVE

MYST

Remember when I said I was done making trolls? I lied. Addiction is a very powerful thing.

Humans:

Kavi Corben - culinaryCrisscross

Trollquotes

Originally Posted by Vulkis Magmar

[> fuCk you. my workLife ANd LoveLife... ANd hAteLife!... Are ALL seperAte thiNGs.

Originally Posted by Skehth Cubias

{I know it may be tempting to beat him into melted orange creamsicle, but he IS my friend... sortof...}

Originally Posted by Yindus Gorrel

)... It's been eight sweeps and I still have this faint hope he'll pretend he's normal just once...)

Originally Posted by Yagvus Gorrel

(HEY YINDUS ARE YOU GONNA EAT HIS FACE??(

Originally Posted by Vallix Trespe

busy with pati-nts and cli-nts... and practically auspisticising b-tw--n avirox and alt-rnia.

Originally Posted by Fexxos Vyront

< > My moirail'§ higher up than you and §he ordered me not to take order§.< >

I'm in skype chat, hehehehe!

[4:46:24 PM] kaviCordi: HI IFFY
[4:46:32 PM] Cliff Racer: HI SUP
[4:46:38 PM] The Immortal Meme: HI SEXI FEXXY
[4:46:42 PM] kaviCordi: :O
[4:46:46 PM] kaviCordi: :/O
[4:46:53 PM] kaviCordi: kaviCordi falls out of chair
-----
Kavikiros Cordescka is shot
[1:28:47 PM] Kavikiros Cordescka: Ow
[1:29:09 PM] Cliff Racer: {" sorry, m"ssed:
[1:29:47 PM] Overlard: | Som-on- n--ds to work on th-ir +im. |
[1:29:58 PM] Cliff Racer: {" " just woke up, b"te me:
[1:30:17 PM] Overlard: | I would r+th-r not. I do not w+nt +n inf-ction from you. |
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[8:19:30 PM] •Silvy•: Hornits horns kind of
[8:19:37 PM] •Silvy•: look like they were gonna do some cool-as-shit spiral thing
[8:19:41 PM] •Silvy•: but then just kind of gave up on life
[8:19:44 PM] ~Kavi~: XD
[8:19:45 PM] •Silvy•: and started to droop down because
[8:19:51 PM] •Silvy•: that is what things do when they give up on life
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[12:38:38 PM] Chris: HOW DO I KNOW WHAT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
[12:38:43 PM] Chris: WE ARE TYPING TEXT
[12:38:46 PM] •Silvy•: FKLJGLK
[12:38:48 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE ANYTHING
[12:38:51 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE GERMAN
[12:38:54 PM] •Silvy•: IM NOT TALKIGN THO
[12:38:56 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE LEMON JELLY
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The Immortal Meme STEALS THE BUTTS
[2:50:01 AM] •Silvy•: NO
[2:50:02 AM] •Silvy•: WHY
[2:50:02 AM] The Immortal Meme HOARDS THEM
[2:50:03 AM] •Silvy•: THEY WERE MY BUTTS
[2:50:07 AM] •Silvy•: I COLLECTED THEM
[2:50:09 AM] The Immortal Meme SCREECHES AND RUNS OFF
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[6:17:22 PM] The Immortal Meme: I kinda wanna take a nap but I should nt
[6:17:30 PM] The Immortal Meme: Someone make me stay up
[6:24:11 PM] aimlessMastermind: The immortalMemelizer person.
[6:24:22 PM] aimlessMastermind: The immortalMemelizer person, I am pregnant.
[6:24:26 PM] The Immortal Meme: W
[6:24:31 PM] aimlessMastermind: The infant is the Gavron troll's.
[6:24:38 PM] The Immortal Meme: WH
[6:24:46 PM] •Silvy•: wHAT
[6:24:49 PM] aimlessMastermind: Yes.
[6:24:53 PM] •Silvy•: oH MY GOD
[6:25:04 PM] •Silvy•: aiMLESS WHAT
[6:25:11 PM] aimlessMastermind: She wished to be awake?
-----
[5:57:06 PM] Asu: Asu wonders back in
[5:57:16 PM] Cliff Racer: Cliff Racer ponders on outside
[5:57:26 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ contemplates on the ceiling
-----
[7:25:08 PM] ~Kavi~: I like my friends like I like my jelly beans.
Assorted.
[7:25:29 PM | Edited 7:25:46 PM] The Immortal Meme: I like my friends how i like my animal crackers
with their limbs ripped off
[7:25:31 PM] The Immortal Meme: delicious.
-----
[8:20:29 PM] Arious: owo?
[8:20:46 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo!
[8:20:58 PM] Arious: owo;
[8:21:05 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo''
[8:21:31 PM] Arious: owo∂
[8:21:38 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo /
[8:21:44 PM] •Silvy•: o o
[8:21:47 PM] Syvar: Deer Jesus and his cousin Bambi cut that shit out!
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[5:34:15 PM] Chris: Chris walks in, punches a wall
[5:34:22 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ punches a door
[5:34:24 PM] Chris: Chris shatters all bones in his hand
[5:34:27 PM] Chris: Chris cries
[5:34:32 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ shatters reality
[5:34:33 PM] Hawktopuss: chris!
[5:34:42 PM] Ari: Ari punches a pillow, proceeds to fluff it.

KC: Do you know how many fucks I give?
KC: Negative one fucks.
TE: It takes two fucks to make a plural.

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05-01-2012, 03:53 PM #2130

CrazedWormHole

It's sO easy vhen yOu're evil.

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

Roksum and Beiril leave.

Instead, Obitus here clacks in, sits down in some dark corner and leers around.

OOC handle is nightlyTerrorteller . Feel free to pester about anything at all.

Fantrolls

Sporus Infiti
lonesomeRevolutionary
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'2"

Tropia Zonnen
???
A: 6 Sweeps
H: 5'6"

Braend Megaim
empoweredAlacrity
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'0"

Jujuma Mumbos
accursedPriestess
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 5'8"

Antenn Shelle
unwillingSpiritualist
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 5'5"

Dessia Devvin
scavengingTelepath
A: 8.5 Sweeps
H: 5'7"

Vildra Unnamt
secludedEnthusiast
A: 6 Sweeps
H: 5.5"

Aefall Harves
consignableDehydration
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 5'8"

Dhreik Atrans
sixthScale
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'0"

Loquax Bubuma
informativeExpertise
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'6"

Ucalya Opocal
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'9"

Haejan Phynks
nonagonLanding
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'3"

Dojern Salzar
favorableNetwork
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'7"

Hidori Gaiais
masqueradeNectar
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 5'6"

Zerleg Risham
indestructibleKnifepoint
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 6'0"

Falora Faunas
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'5"

Jayien Ritter
encodedOutcast
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'8"

Kreipe Fragor
explosiveBoundaries
A: 6 Sweeps
H: 5'5"

Sterrat Ladiam
innocentBusiness
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'7"

Barsho Barito
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'6"

Jowauk Gouole
???
A: 8.5 Sweeps
H: 6'2"

Kettei Massas
establishedOwnership
A: 9 Sweeps
H: 5'5"

Caedes Vaesan
biochemicalExperimentalist
A: 8.5 Sweeps
H: 5'9"

Glaesi Jafros
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'0"

Campir Loboro
unnecessaryInnocence
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'8"
♥: Zlukev Kharon (Meyanni)

Shadon Absoli
certainlyChivalrous
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'8"

Protos Agrest
amplifiedBehemoth
A: 9 Sweeps
B: 7'0"
♥: Shyama Pastel (Weeaboo)
♠: Igniru Oculos (Fexxos Vyront)

Badvar Neitor
indifferentlyMonotone
A: 6.5 Sweeps
H: 5'6"
♥: Ailere Tosim (FubbalyWubbaly)

Nataio Selphi
traditionalMonarchy
A: 9 Sweeps
H: 6'0"
♥: Anguis Asperi (DragonEye47)
♠: Crayso Asperi (DragonEye47)
♦: Kthomi Shamza (Meyanni)

Chelin Slomos
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'7"

Awesome quotes:

Originally Posted by probableWizardry

spongebob is a square schlong

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05-01-2012, 03:56 PM #2131

Tekkenfreak4

Trollslum Cafe Regular

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

Well, this is unexpected.
Commence awkwardness...

[(o)!_!(o)] oh, hÉy....
uhh... how arÉ you?

OOC / Self insert FanHuman's Handle: acidReign
My main blog
Avatar by TheNeonWerewolf

Fantrolls and Quotes:

My Fantrolls:

Varnak Cadrom

gamingSwordsman | Varnak Cadrom
Weaponsmith and gamer
Hey dude! Wha7's up?
Able to be trolled - Varnak's Trollscore 1535G (Discontinued)
Confirmed: ♦ Horrin(Strider), ♥ Cardie(Wycca)
Possible: None

Larvin Eletro

vinylBeats | Larvin Eletro
DJ and music artist
[(o)!_!(o)] Dj LÉD is in
thÉ housÉ!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Raevis(Fexxos Vyront), ♦ Soshin(Moon Redeemer), ♠ Octana(Weeaboo)
Possible: None

Farlow Belsci

racingComrade | Farlow Belsci
Anti-gravity vehicle racer
>> Яacing is all I dQ. And I lQve it! X
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Xellha(Wycca), ♦ Vicari(Flamerider64)
Possible: None

Mokuja Tetsun

ironFist | Mokuja Tetsun
Cybernetic Sensei and Dojo owner
Now, tak# th# fly from my hand. ! dar# you.
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: None
Possible: None

Trefak Bogren

rushedTemper | Trefak Bogren
Fast working bartender and woodworker.
i>>nee|)>>to>>hurry!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♠ Chever(FubbalyWubbaly)
Possible: None

Flynne Vineks

programmingUnknown | Flynne Vineks
Programmer and inventor
/|\>---i have cReated a digital fR㉧NTieR!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: None
Possible: ♥ Mazeni(Captain Lhurgoyf)

Rhosea Heptka

uprootedLeaflet | Rhosea Heptka
Gardner and bookworm
}--shρuld I leaf yρu alρne--<c
Able to be trolled, WIP
Confirmed: None
Possible: ♥ Deyuki(Hpboy7)

Galvikus Voulgean

greatSmith | Galvikus Voulgean
Varnak's Ancestor
[n] Hello. Have we me7 before?
Able to be trolled

Favorite Quotes:

[03:07] KC: You know
[03:07] KC: This aspect of troll culture has ALWAYS fascinated me
[03:08] AR: wh1ch 1s?
[03:08] KC: "You just fucked up my phone, that's so sexy."

[12:14] AR: 1 never 7hou9h7 of 17 l1ke 7ha7...
[12:14] PN: indeed p_o
[12:16] AR: pff7
[12:16] AR: n1ce monacle
[12:16] PN: so british |D
[12:16] AR: wa17, do you have a monacle?
[12:16] PN: nah, i'm just exuberently fancy : p**
[12:16] PN: *hides monocle collection*
[12:16] AR: ...w17hou7 7he monacle?
[12:17] PN: of course, thats just a silly stereotype
[12:17] PN: <.<
[12:17] PN: >.>
[12:17] AR: ...you have a monacle, don'7 you...
[12:17] PN: ...maybe.
[12:18] AR: ...don'7 you?
[12:18] PN: yes =.=
[12:18] AR: knew 17...

[11:04] AR: patience, young one
[11:05] AH: NO
[11:05] -- acidReign [AR] waves his hand. --
[11:05] AR: You will have patience
[11:06] AH: justin
[11:06] AH: what are you doing
[11:06] AH: you are not yogi bear
[11:06] AH: wait
[11:06] AH: whats his name
[11:06] AR: Yoda

[09:31] SS: I'M JESUS
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] SS: THE JESUS THAT OCCASIONALLY GETS THINGS WRONG
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] AR: the moderately omnicient Jesus

[02:04] IF: she needs pot
[02:05] IF: *plot

[08:53] AR: < ><**
[08:53] AN: xD
[08:53] AN: Looks like the christian fish symbol.
[08:53] AR: I caught a Jesus!

[12:14:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: you are no fun.
[12:15:03 AM] Beef Lardington: Yep.
Total buzzkill right here.
The place where jokes go to die and have their tombs defiled.
[12:16:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: stop fucking the concrete!
[12:16:36 AM] Beef Lardington: Make me!

[04:43] AR: Tron Evolutions main character is named Anon
[04:43] SS: clearly it's about the rise of 4Chan in the grid.

**Edited to get rid of smiley

Extra Stuff and Credits:

Extra Stuff:

My troll's themes
Varnak's Formspring
BONUS THEME: Mokuja's Lusus AKA Alex
My trolls in Soul Calibur V!
Kempah Treyoh (Nightcastle) in Soul Calibur V
Arcena (Nightcastle) in Soul Calibur V
Kynath (inexplicableSigns) in SC V
Kavi Corben (Fexxos Vyront) in SC V
Cardie Medisa (Wycca) SC V
Dyanas (Syvar) SC V

Credits:

Varnak EB sprite by Steev
Varnak AB base by Tiitha
Varnak AB edits by Blank
Varnak vision seven-fold idea by Sigma
Varnak horns and shades by Gen Chat
Larvin AB by Weeaboo
Larvin HS by Rai-CH
Farlow AB by Araiss and Flamerider64
Mokuja AB by Syvar
Justin AB by thirteenGraves
Mokuja AB edits by BishouTaka
Larvin AB edit by BishouTaka
Varnak Guest AB by Nightcastle
Varnak Jedi by Cadorean
Varnak armor by Syvar
Trefak sprite by CrazedWormHole
Flynne sprite by Wycca

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05-01-2012, 03:59 PM #2132

DeoDrew

BEEP BEEP WOOF

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

Horr<-->ble. Oh. <--> was left <-->n my h<-->ve ALONE for FUCK knows how long. At least you can be mean and angry with him??
You sit down across from him.
Oh, <-->'m sorry. How're YOU?

Rarely on rusticCanopener

[12:12:19 AM] elegyeccentric: I will break off all my other fingers and replace them with middle ones.
[12:12:28 AM] elegyeccentric: So every finger will be a giant fuck you to the world.

AWESOME QUOTES

[01:56] AH: WA
[01:56] AH: WHAT
[01:56] AH: YOU NO CRIPLLE
[01:56] AH: MISTER LEGURN I DONT LIKE YOU ANYMORE

Quick Legurn, say Deus Ex Machina. Maybe if you say it loud enough, Vulkis will come barreling in.
....
Ok, probably not.

[05:10] TM: And for some reason
[05:10] TM: Legurn has to be stabbed too.
[05:10] CH: [|:| Deal-nerd.

Quickly Ublich sneaks and slithers like a grinch on Christmas behind leg-run. Sniff sniff his nose goes, he can smell leg-runs hopes, his dreams, and his desires for the tea. Mmm does it smell good, almost intoxicating. For he knows exactly what he will do with them, take them and smash them like the tea cup be for him. Leg-run's desires will be nothing more then a shatter ceramic mess upon the floor left for some lowly fellow to clean up some time later only followed by being forgotten forever.
Ublich starts to play solitaire.

[04:29] TM: And it is only the begining
[04:30] TM: This is only the prologue of the hentai series called:
[04:30] TM: Katrin tentacle no piko
[04:31] JP: shit there goes my drink

[07:09] MM: In a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you want to see Legurn cry
[07:09] TM: 11

[03:36:11] NC: i want cake
[03:43:58] NC: I'M GETTING UP
[03:43:59] NC: I'M
[03:44:03] NC: GONNA DO IT
[03:44:07] NC: I'M GONNA GETUP
[03:44:38] MM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-h_l1WfRM

[11:37:48 PM] Auto: Pestering Huklep has taken the place of clicking random on tvtropes as my favorite thing to do when I start getting bored.

[2:43:59 AM] Deo: I thought Prince of Void was a wonky idea, so i threw it on Kent.
[2:44:36 AM] Chris: Eh, it's interesting
[2:47:07 AM] Chris: I take it he's gonna void the shit outta stuff?
[2:47:59 AM] Deo: "bitch i am gonna void da SHIT OUT OF YOU"
[2:48:16 AM] Deo: "GET READY, NOTHING IS COMING LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN."
[2:50:48 AM] Chris: THE VOIDTRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
[2:51:29 AM] Deo: "GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE STRAPPED DOWN TO THE TRAIN TRACKS. AND GUESS WHAT THE FUCK IS COMING???"
[2:51:37 AM] Deo: "THAT'S RIGHT. NOTHING. A FUCK TON OF IT."

[10:21:25 PM] Deo: (O) I am...not dooming our session...for a nice shower. (X)
[10:21:46 PM] Auto: "yOU prefer tO dOOm OUr sessiOn with yOUr smell?"
[10:21:54 PM] Deo: (O) ..touche. (X)

[11:36] OF: Are you saying I actually have to be funny to get into a Debro sig quote?
[11:36] TM: yyep
[11:36] OF: Aww man!

[11:15:38 PM] Curtis and Greg: which I'm still figureing out what her lusus is
[11:15:48 PM] Deo: Deodad.
[11:16:01 PM] Curtis and Greg: no
[11:16:02 PM] Curtis and Greg: no
[11:16:07 PM] Curtis and Greg: deodad is a horrible lusus
[11:16:15 PM] Deo: He is the best lusus fuck you

[11:27] OF: Wait why does Mr_19 steal all your trolls matesprits

[5:10:02 PM] Overnightfurniture: I have so much logics
[5:10:03 PM] Overnightfurniture: I have none
[5:10:18 PM] Deo: just like
[5:10:20 PM] Deo: oh he's high
[5:10:22 PM] Deo: better kiss him
[5:10:26 PM] Overnightfurniture: yeah
[5:10:31 PM] Deo: Ceceta Logic.

[10:19] GA: Breathe In That Deep, Acidic Tang.
[10:19] GA: Let It Flow Through Your Fins.
[10:20] GA: And Fill Your Bladder-Based Vascular System.
[10:20] GA: And Know.
[10:20] GA: That You Are Full Of Piss.

[10:46] SO: an ]o[bn]o[xi]o[us, deluded assh]o[le.
[10:47] UT: Á kind, únderstánding, húmble ásshóle. Qúite.
[10:47] SO: wh]o[ pr]o[bably smells like a sweeps-dead fish carcass.
[10:47] SO: an ]o[bn]o[xi]o[us, deluded, full-]o[f-shit assh]o[le.
[10:47] UT: I smell like cúcúmbers, fúck yóú. Qúite.

One Elegy section to rule them all.

[7:29:38 PM] elegyeccentric: I'd rather throw a baby in a blender and drink it than grope some random person.

elegyEcctentric: Why do you insist on having intelligent conversations on analyzing characters when I'm half-asleep?
Deodrew: Because then I have a chance of winning.

[1:01:14 AM] Deocactus: Not now Elegy.
[1:01:18 AM] Deocactus: I can't sleep YET.
[1:01:23 AM] Deocactus: I'm still sobbing uncontrolably.
[1:01:32 AM] elegyeccentric: Would you like to sob into my bosom?
[1:01:41 AM] randomhobo4: How about my bosom?
[1:01:51 AM] Deocactus: I don't want either of your bosoms.

Deocactus: The trolls are pretty much there to move the plot along.
elegyEccentric: And die.

[8:29:08 PM] Deocactus: Sarcor and Achera are like a hardcore wrestling tag team.
[8:30:16 PM] elegyeccentric: BEST WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
[8:30:24 PM] elegyeccentric: INSTEAD OF BRINGING FRUITCAKE, THEY BRING PAIN.

elegyEccentric: I was mostly joking, considering the fuckton many Deo has. He's like the troll-creating equivalent of a Chinese sweatshop.

[8:30:48 PM] elegyeccentric: I heard that game berates you for turning off without saving, so I was like "WELP NOPE."
[8:30:58 PM] elegyeccentric: And then never played an Animal Crossing game because lazy.
[8:31:02 PM] Deocactus: Alllllll Animal crossing games did that.
[8:31:16 PM] Deocactus: But it's fuuucking hilarious.
[8:31:29 PM] Deocactus: This mole pops out of the ground
[8:31:38 PM] Deocactus: yells at you for like 20 seconds
[8:31:46 PM] Deocactus: then next time you do it he says "bro srsly"
[8:31:58 PM] Deocactus: then when you do it for like the 40th time he's just like done with life and shit.
[8:32:10 PM] elegyeccentric: So basically you drive a mole to suicide.
[8:32:19 PM] Deocactus: I did.
[8:32:23 PM] Deocactus: I'm not ashamed.

Sarcor's got his friendships with Enecus and Palipa, plus, you know, becoming the Medium champion at kickboat.

[10:19] GA: Breathe In That Deep, Acidic Tang.
[10:19] GA: Let It Flow Through Your Fins.
[10:20] GA: And Fill Your Bladder-Based Vascular System.
[10:20] GA: And Know.
[10:20] GA: That You Are Full Of Piss.

Huklep would get attached to a tapeworm if it hugged him before settling into his intestines.

[1:34:40 AM] elegyeccentric: So in the Sims, I have Hrista and Sarcor chilling together, right? They also have a butler due to being lazy fucks who like horseback riding, painting, and gratuitously touching each other. This butler also loves walking in to watch them do the last of these activities.
[1:35:02 AM] Deocactus: I feel like Sarcor is in every place to ask the Butler why he doesn't have hair when he sleeps now.
[1:35:30 AM] elegyeccentric: "I say sir, this matter of personal inquiry is inappropriate for a working environment. Sir."
[1:36:20 AM] Deocactus: "Look, Butler dude, you have your personal things and I have my personal things. But since you're so fond of watching me put my personal thing into her personal thing, I think I'm in a place to ask this."

Stop hanging off the fourth wall, Huklep. It's not cute when you do that shit.

Legurn's Formspring||| My tumblr

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05-01-2012, 04:07 PM #2133

Tekkenfreak4

Trollslum Cafe Regular

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

[(o)!_!(o)] i am aLright, i
guÉss. sorry to hÉar
about what happÉnÉD to
you, NÉnuth...

Larvin does kinda feel sorry for her...
He wonders why she was left alone in her hive, though..

OOC / Self insert FanHuman's Handle: acidReign
My main blog
Avatar by TheNeonWerewolf

Fantrolls and Quotes:

My Fantrolls:

Varnak Cadrom

gamingSwordsman | Varnak Cadrom
Weaponsmith and gamer
Hey dude! Wha7's up?
Able to be trolled - Varnak's Trollscore 1535G (Discontinued)
Confirmed: ♦ Horrin(Strider), ♥ Cardie(Wycca)
Possible: None

Larvin Eletro

vinylBeats | Larvin Eletro
DJ and music artist
[(o)!_!(o)] Dj LÉD is in
thÉ housÉ!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Raevis(Fexxos Vyront), ♦ Soshin(Moon Redeemer), ♠ Octana(Weeaboo)
Possible: None

Farlow Belsci

racingComrade | Farlow Belsci
Anti-gravity vehicle racer
>> Яacing is all I dQ. And I lQve it! X
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Xellha(Wycca), ♦ Vicari(Flamerider64)
Possible: None

Mokuja Tetsun

ironFist | Mokuja Tetsun
Cybernetic Sensei and Dojo owner
Now, tak# th# fly from my hand. ! dar# you.
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: None
Possible: None

Trefak Bogren

rushedTemper | Trefak Bogren
Fast working bartender and woodworker.
i>>nee|)>>to>>hurry!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♠ Chever(FubbalyWubbaly)
Possible: None

Flynne Vineks

programmingUnknown | Flynne Vineks
Programmer and inventor
/|\>---i have cReated a digital fR㉧NTieR!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: None
Possible: ♥ Mazeni(Captain Lhurgoyf)

Rhosea Heptka

uprootedLeaflet | Rhosea Heptka
Gardner and bookworm
}--shρuld I leaf yρu alρne--<c
Able to be trolled, WIP
Confirmed: None
Possible: ♥ Deyuki(Hpboy7)

Galvikus Voulgean

greatSmith | Galvikus Voulgean
Varnak's Ancestor
[n] Hello. Have we me7 before?
Able to be trolled

Favorite Quotes:

[03:07] KC: You know
[03:07] KC: This aspect of troll culture has ALWAYS fascinated me
[03:08] AR: wh1ch 1s?
[03:08] KC: "You just fucked up my phone, that's so sexy."

[12:14] AR: 1 never 7hou9h7 of 17 l1ke 7ha7...
[12:14] PN: indeed p_o
[12:16] AR: pff7
[12:16] AR: n1ce monacle
[12:16] PN: so british |D
[12:16] AR: wa17, do you have a monacle?
[12:16] PN: nah, i'm just exuberently fancy : p**
[12:16] PN: *hides monocle collection*
[12:16] AR: ...w17hou7 7he monacle?
[12:17] PN: of course, thats just a silly stereotype
[12:17] PN: <.<
[12:17] PN: >.>
[12:17] AR: ...you have a monacle, don'7 you...
[12:17] PN: ...maybe.
[12:18] AR: ...don'7 you?
[12:18] PN: yes =.=
[12:18] AR: knew 17...

[11:04] AR: patience, young one
[11:05] AH: NO
[11:05] -- acidReign [AR] waves his hand. --
[11:05] AR: You will have patience
[11:06] AH: justin
[11:06] AH: what are you doing
[11:06] AH: you are not yogi bear
[11:06] AH: wait
[11:06] AH: whats his name
[11:06] AR: Yoda

[09:31] SS: I'M JESUS
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] SS: THE JESUS THAT OCCASIONALLY GETS THINGS WRONG
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] AR: the moderately omnicient Jesus

[02:04] IF: she needs pot
[02:05] IF: *plot

[08:53] AR: < ><**
[08:53] AN: xD
[08:53] AN: Looks like the christian fish symbol.
[08:53] AR: I caught a Jesus!

[12:14:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: you are no fun.
[12:15:03 AM] Beef Lardington: Yep.
Total buzzkill right here.
The place where jokes go to die and have their tombs defiled.
[12:16:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: stop fucking the concrete!
[12:16:36 AM] Beef Lardington: Make me!

[04:43] AR: Tron Evolutions main character is named Anon
[04:43] SS: clearly it's about the rise of 4Chan in the grid.

**Edited to get rid of smiley

Extra Stuff and Credits:

Extra Stuff:

My troll's themes
Varnak's Formspring
BONUS THEME: Mokuja's Lusus AKA Alex
My trolls in Soul Calibur V!
Kempah Treyoh (Nightcastle) in Soul Calibur V
Arcena (Nightcastle) in Soul Calibur V
Kynath (inexplicableSigns) in SC V
Kavi Corben (Fexxos Vyront) in SC V
Cardie Medisa (Wycca) SC V
Dyanas (Syvar) SC V

Credits:

Varnak EB sprite by Steev
Varnak AB base by Tiitha
Varnak AB edits by Blank
Varnak vision seven-fold idea by Sigma
Varnak horns and shades by Gen Chat
Larvin AB by Weeaboo
Larvin HS by Rai-CH
Farlow AB by Araiss and Flamerider64
Mokuja AB by Syvar
Justin AB by thirteenGraves
Mokuja AB edits by BishouTaka
Larvin AB edit by BishouTaka
Varnak Guest AB by Nightcastle
Varnak Jedi by Cadorean
Varnak armor by Syvar
Trefak sprite by CrazedWormHole
Flynne sprite by Wycca

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05-01-2012, 04:12 PM #2134

DeoDrew

BEEP BEEP WOOF

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

sorry? Oh boy. SORRY? Oh, no. NO. (--) LOVED s(--)tt(--)ng in my h(--)ve ALONE. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH.
Larvin run

Rarely on rusticCanopener

[12:12:19 AM] elegyeccentric: I will break off all my other fingers and replace them with middle ones.
[12:12:28 AM] elegyeccentric: So every finger will be a giant fuck you to the world.

AWESOME QUOTES

[01:56] AH: WA
[01:56] AH: WHAT
[01:56] AH: YOU NO CRIPLLE
[01:56] AH: MISTER LEGURN I DONT LIKE YOU ANYMORE

Quick Legurn, say Deus Ex Machina. Maybe if you say it loud enough, Vulkis will come barreling in.
....
Ok, probably not.

[05:10] TM: And for some reason
[05:10] TM: Legurn has to be stabbed too.
[05:10] CH: [|:| Deal-nerd.

Quickly Ublich sneaks and slithers like a grinch on Christmas behind leg-run. Sniff sniff his nose goes, he can smell leg-runs hopes, his dreams, and his desires for the tea. Mmm does it smell good, almost intoxicating. For he knows exactly what he will do with them, take them and smash them like the tea cup be for him. Leg-run's desires will be nothing more then a shatter ceramic mess upon the floor left for some lowly fellow to clean up some time later only followed by being forgotten forever.
Ublich starts to play solitaire.

[04:29] TM: And it is only the begining
[04:30] TM: This is only the prologue of the hentai series called:
[04:30] TM: Katrin tentacle no piko
[04:31] JP: shit there goes my drink

[07:09] MM: In a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you want to see Legurn cry
[07:09] TM: 11

[03:36:11] NC: i want cake
[03:43:58] NC: I'M GETTING UP
[03:43:59] NC: I'M
[03:44:03] NC: GONNA DO IT
[03:44:07] NC: I'M GONNA GETUP
[03:44:38] MM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-h_l1WfRM

[11:37:48 PM] Auto: Pestering Huklep has taken the place of clicking random on tvtropes as my favorite thing to do when I start getting bored.

[2:43:59 AM] Deo: I thought Prince of Void was a wonky idea, so i threw it on Kent.
[2:44:36 AM] Chris: Eh, it's interesting
[2:47:07 AM] Chris: I take it he's gonna void the shit outta stuff?
[2:47:59 AM] Deo: "bitch i am gonna void da SHIT OUT OF YOU"
[2:48:16 AM] Deo: "GET READY, NOTHING IS COMING LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN."
[2:50:48 AM] Chris: THE VOIDTRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
[2:51:29 AM] Deo: "GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE STRAPPED DOWN TO THE TRAIN TRACKS. AND GUESS WHAT THE FUCK IS COMING???"
[2:51:37 AM] Deo: "THAT'S RIGHT. NOTHING. A FUCK TON OF IT."

[10:21:25 PM] Deo: (O) I am...not dooming our session...for a nice shower. (X)
[10:21:46 PM] Auto: "yOU prefer tO dOOm OUr sessiOn with yOUr smell?"
[10:21:54 PM] Deo: (O) ..touche. (X)

[11:36] OF: Are you saying I actually have to be funny to get into a Debro sig quote?
[11:36] TM: yyep
[11:36] OF: Aww man!

[11:15:38 PM] Curtis and Greg: which I'm still figureing out what her lusus is
[11:15:48 PM] Deo: Deodad.
[11:16:01 PM] Curtis and Greg: no
[11:16:02 PM] Curtis and Greg: no
[11:16:07 PM] Curtis and Greg: deodad is a horrible lusus
[11:16:15 PM] Deo: He is the best lusus fuck you

[11:27] OF: Wait why does Mr_19 steal all your trolls matesprits

[5:10:02 PM] Overnightfurniture: I have so much logics
[5:10:03 PM] Overnightfurniture: I have none
[5:10:18 PM] Deo: just like
[5:10:20 PM] Deo: oh he's high
[5:10:22 PM] Deo: better kiss him
[5:10:26 PM] Overnightfurniture: yeah
[5:10:31 PM] Deo: Ceceta Logic.

[10:19] GA: Breathe In That Deep, Acidic Tang.
[10:19] GA: Let It Flow Through Your Fins.
[10:20] GA: And Fill Your Bladder-Based Vascular System.
[10:20] GA: And Know.
[10:20] GA: That You Are Full Of Piss.

[10:46] SO: an ]o[bn]o[xi]o[us, deluded assh]o[le.
[10:47] UT: Á kind, únderstánding, húmble ásshóle. Qúite.
[10:47] SO: wh]o[ pr]o[bably smells like a sweeps-dead fish carcass.
[10:47] SO: an ]o[bn]o[xi]o[us, deluded, full-]o[f-shit assh]o[le.
[10:47] UT: I smell like cúcúmbers, fúck yóú. Qúite.

One Elegy section to rule them all.

[7:29:38 PM] elegyeccentric: I'd rather throw a baby in a blender and drink it than grope some random person.

elegyEcctentric: Why do you insist on having intelligent conversations on analyzing characters when I'm half-asleep?
Deodrew: Because then I have a chance of winning.

[1:01:14 AM] Deocactus: Not now Elegy.
[1:01:18 AM] Deocactus: I can't sleep YET.
[1:01:23 AM] Deocactus: I'm still sobbing uncontrolably.
[1:01:32 AM] elegyeccentric: Would you like to sob into my bosom?
[1:01:41 AM] randomhobo4: How about my bosom?
[1:01:51 AM] Deocactus: I don't want either of your bosoms.

Deocactus: The trolls are pretty much there to move the plot along.
elegyEccentric: And die.

[8:29:08 PM] Deocactus: Sarcor and Achera are like a hardcore wrestling tag team.
[8:30:16 PM] elegyeccentric: BEST WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
[8:30:24 PM] elegyeccentric: INSTEAD OF BRINGING FRUITCAKE, THEY BRING PAIN.

elegyEccentric: I was mostly joking, considering the fuckton many Deo has. He's like the troll-creating equivalent of a Chinese sweatshop.

[8:30:48 PM] elegyeccentric: I heard that game berates you for turning off without saving, so I was like "WELP NOPE."
[8:30:58 PM] elegyeccentric: And then never played an Animal Crossing game because lazy.
[8:31:02 PM] Deocactus: Alllllll Animal crossing games did that.
[8:31:16 PM] Deocactus: But it's fuuucking hilarious.
[8:31:29 PM] Deocactus: This mole pops out of the ground
[8:31:38 PM] Deocactus: yells at you for like 20 seconds
[8:31:46 PM] Deocactus: then next time you do it he says "bro srsly"
[8:31:58 PM] Deocactus: then when you do it for like the 40th time he's just like done with life and shit.
[8:32:10 PM] elegyeccentric: So basically you drive a mole to suicide.
[8:32:19 PM] Deocactus: I did.
[8:32:23 PM] Deocactus: I'm not ashamed.

Sarcor's got his friendships with Enecus and Palipa, plus, you know, becoming the Medium champion at kickboat.

[10:19] GA: Breathe In That Deep, Acidic Tang.
[10:19] GA: Let It Flow Through Your Fins.
[10:20] GA: And Fill Your Bladder-Based Vascular System.
[10:20] GA: And Know.
[10:20] GA: That You Are Full Of Piss.

Huklep would get attached to a tapeworm if it hugged him before settling into his intestines.

[1:34:40 AM] elegyeccentric: So in the Sims, I have Hrista and Sarcor chilling together, right? They also have a butler due to being lazy fucks who like horseback riding, painting, and gratuitously touching each other. This butler also loves walking in to watch them do the last of these activities.
[1:35:02 AM] Deocactus: I feel like Sarcor is in every place to ask the Butler why he doesn't have hair when he sleeps now.
[1:35:30 AM] elegyeccentric: "I say sir, this matter of personal inquiry is inappropriate for a working environment. Sir."
[1:36:20 AM] Deocactus: "Look, Butler dude, you have your personal things and I have my personal things. But since you're so fond of watching me put my personal thing into her personal thing, I think I'm in a place to ask this."

Stop hanging off the fourth wall, Huklep. It's not cute when you do that shit.

Legurn's Formspring||| My tumblr

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05-01-2012, 04:12 PM #2135

Fexxos Vyront

But everyone calls me Kavi~!

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

Oh, look, it's that crazy witchdoctor guy.
Serkin flips to a new page and starts drawing him. Maybe he can learn to draw things that don't necessarily include columns and hallways and windows and doors.

I'm on pesterchum! kaviCordi is my personal/self insert, and all my trolls' trolltags (See below) can usually be reached at various times as well.
I can also be reached as an android from outer space! T3 can be pestered at xenologicalDefect.
Augh don't look. TvvT I'm fixing this.

HERE BE TROLLS

SERKIN LYCHIS

Sets:
WAVE

MYST

Remember when I said I was done making trolls? I lied. Addiction is a very powerful thing.

Humans:

Kavi Corben - culinaryCrisscross

Trollquotes

Originally Posted by Vulkis Magmar

[> fuCk you. my workLife ANd LoveLife... ANd hAteLife!... Are ALL seperAte thiNGs.

Originally Posted by Skehth Cubias

{I know it may be tempting to beat him into melted orange creamsicle, but he IS my friend... sortof...}

Originally Posted by Yindus Gorrel

)... It's been eight sweeps and I still have this faint hope he'll pretend he's normal just once...)

Originally Posted by Yagvus Gorrel

(HEY YINDUS ARE YOU GONNA EAT HIS FACE??(

Originally Posted by Vallix Trespe

busy with pati-nts and cli-nts... and practically auspisticising b-tw--n avirox and alt-rnia.

Originally Posted by Fexxos Vyront

< > My moirail'§ higher up than you and §he ordered me not to take order§.< >

I'm in skype chat, hehehehe!

[4:46:24 PM] kaviCordi: HI IFFY
[4:46:32 PM] Cliff Racer: HI SUP
[4:46:38 PM] The Immortal Meme: HI SEXI FEXXY
[4:46:42 PM] kaviCordi: :O
[4:46:46 PM] kaviCordi: :/O
[4:46:53 PM] kaviCordi: kaviCordi falls out of chair
-----
Kavikiros Cordescka is shot
[1:28:47 PM] Kavikiros Cordescka: Ow
[1:29:09 PM] Cliff Racer: {" sorry, m"ssed:
[1:29:47 PM] Overlard: | Som-on- n--ds to work on th-ir +im. |
[1:29:58 PM] Cliff Racer: {" " just woke up, b"te me:
[1:30:17 PM] Overlard: | I would r+th-r not. I do not w+nt +n inf-ction from you. |
-----
[8:19:30 PM] •Silvy•: Hornits horns kind of
[8:19:37 PM] •Silvy•: look like they were gonna do some cool-as-shit spiral thing
[8:19:41 PM] •Silvy•: but then just kind of gave up on life
[8:19:44 PM] ~Kavi~: XD
[8:19:45 PM] •Silvy•: and started to droop down because
[8:19:51 PM] •Silvy•: that is what things do when they give up on life
-----
[12:38:38 PM] Chris: HOW DO I KNOW WHAT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
[12:38:43 PM] Chris: WE ARE TYPING TEXT
[12:38:46 PM] •Silvy•: FKLJGLK
[12:38:48 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE ANYTHING
[12:38:51 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE GERMAN
[12:38:54 PM] •Silvy•: IM NOT TALKIGN THO
[12:38:56 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE LEMON JELLY
-----
The Immortal Meme STEALS THE BUTTS
[2:50:01 AM] •Silvy•: NO
[2:50:02 AM] •Silvy•: WHY
[2:50:02 AM] The Immortal Meme HOARDS THEM
[2:50:03 AM] •Silvy•: THEY WERE MY BUTTS
[2:50:07 AM] •Silvy•: I COLLECTED THEM
[2:50:09 AM] The Immortal Meme SCREECHES AND RUNS OFF
-----
[6:17:22 PM] The Immortal Meme: I kinda wanna take a nap but I should nt
[6:17:30 PM] The Immortal Meme: Someone make me stay up
[6:24:11 PM] aimlessMastermind: The immortalMemelizer person.
[6:24:22 PM] aimlessMastermind: The immortalMemelizer person, I am pregnant.
[6:24:26 PM] The Immortal Meme: W
[6:24:31 PM] aimlessMastermind: The infant is the Gavron troll's.
[6:24:38 PM] The Immortal Meme: WH
[6:24:46 PM] •Silvy•: wHAT
[6:24:49 PM] aimlessMastermind: Yes.
[6:24:53 PM] •Silvy•: oH MY GOD
[6:25:04 PM] •Silvy•: aiMLESS WHAT
[6:25:11 PM] aimlessMastermind: She wished to be awake?
-----
[5:57:06 PM] Asu: Asu wonders back in
[5:57:16 PM] Cliff Racer: Cliff Racer ponders on outside
[5:57:26 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ contemplates on the ceiling
-----
[7:25:08 PM] ~Kavi~: I like my friends like I like my jelly beans.
Assorted.
[7:25:29 PM | Edited 7:25:46 PM] The Immortal Meme: I like my friends how i like my animal crackers
with their limbs ripped off
[7:25:31 PM] The Immortal Meme: delicious.
-----
[8:20:29 PM] Arious: owo?
[8:20:46 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo!
[8:20:58 PM] Arious: owo;
[8:21:05 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo''
[8:21:31 PM] Arious: owo∂
[8:21:38 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo /
[8:21:44 PM] •Silvy•: o o
[8:21:47 PM] Syvar: Deer Jesus and his cousin Bambi cut that shit out!
-----
[5:34:15 PM] Chris: Chris walks in, punches a wall
[5:34:22 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ punches a door
[5:34:24 PM] Chris: Chris shatters all bones in his hand
[5:34:27 PM] Chris: Chris cries
[5:34:32 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ shatters reality
[5:34:33 PM] Hawktopuss: chris!
[5:34:42 PM] Ari: Ari punches a pillow, proceeds to fluff it.

KC: Do you know how many fucks I give?
KC: Negative one fucks.
TE: It takes two fucks to make a plural.

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05-01-2012, 04:23 PM #2136

CrazedWormHole

It's sO easy vhen yOu're evil.

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

Obitus moves his head to the side, staring right at Serkin. Oh dear.

OOC handle is nightlyTerrorteller . Feel free to pester about anything at all.

Fantrolls

Sporus Infiti
lonesomeRevolutionary
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'2"

Tropia Zonnen
???
A: 6 Sweeps
H: 5'6"

Braend Megaim
empoweredAlacrity
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'0"

Jujuma Mumbos
accursedPriestess
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 5'8"

Antenn Shelle
unwillingSpiritualist
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 5'5"

Dessia Devvin
scavengingTelepath
A: 8.5 Sweeps
H: 5'7"

Vildra Unnamt
secludedEnthusiast
A: 6 Sweeps
H: 5.5"

Aefall Harves
consignableDehydration
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 5'8"

Dhreik Atrans
sixthScale
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'0"

Loquax Bubuma
informativeExpertise
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'6"

Ucalya Opocal
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'9"

Haejan Phynks
nonagonLanding
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'3"

Dojern Salzar
favorableNetwork
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'7"

Hidori Gaiais
masqueradeNectar
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 5'6"

Zerleg Risham
indestructibleKnifepoint
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 6'0"

Falora Faunas
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'5"

Jayien Ritter
encodedOutcast
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'8"

Kreipe Fragor
explosiveBoundaries
A: 6 Sweeps
H: 5'5"

Sterrat Ladiam
innocentBusiness
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'7"

Barsho Barito
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'6"

Jowauk Gouole
???
A: 8.5 Sweeps
H: 6'2"

Kettei Massas
establishedOwnership
A: 9 Sweeps
H: 5'5"

Caedes Vaesan
biochemicalExperimentalist
A: 8.5 Sweeps
H: 5'9"

Glaesi Jafros
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'0"

Campir Loboro
unnecessaryInnocence
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'8"
♥: Zlukev Kharon (Meyanni)

Shadon Absoli
certainlyChivalrous
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'8"

Protos Agrest
amplifiedBehemoth
A: 9 Sweeps
B: 7'0"
♥: Shyama Pastel (Weeaboo)
♠: Igniru Oculos (Fexxos Vyront)

Badvar Neitor
indifferentlyMonotone
A: 6.5 Sweeps
H: 5'6"
♥: Ailere Tosim (FubbalyWubbaly)

Nataio Selphi
traditionalMonarchy
A: 9 Sweeps
H: 6'0"
♥: Anguis Asperi (DragonEye47)
♠: Crayso Asperi (DragonEye47)
♦: Kthomi Shamza (Meyanni)

Chelin Slomos
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'7"

Awesome quotes:

Originally Posted by probableWizardry

spongebob is a square schlong

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05-01-2012, 04:24 PM #2137

Tekkenfreak4

Trollslum Cafe Regular

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

[(o)!_!(o)] caLm Down, NÉnuth, ok?

Larvin gently pats her shoulder...
This most likly will not work.
She still might have residual hate for Larvin.

OOC / Self insert FanHuman's Handle: acidReign
My main blog
Avatar by TheNeonWerewolf

Fantrolls and Quotes:

My Fantrolls:

Varnak Cadrom

gamingSwordsman | Varnak Cadrom
Weaponsmith and gamer
Hey dude! Wha7's up?
Able to be trolled - Varnak's Trollscore 1535G (Discontinued)
Confirmed: ♦ Horrin(Strider), ♥ Cardie(Wycca)
Possible: None

Larvin Eletro

vinylBeats | Larvin Eletro
DJ and music artist
[(o)!_!(o)] Dj LÉD is in
thÉ housÉ!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Raevis(Fexxos Vyront), ♦ Soshin(Moon Redeemer), ♠ Octana(Weeaboo)
Possible: None

Farlow Belsci

racingComrade | Farlow Belsci
Anti-gravity vehicle racer
>> Яacing is all I dQ. And I lQve it! X
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Xellha(Wycca), ♦ Vicari(Flamerider64)
Possible: None

Mokuja Tetsun

ironFist | Mokuja Tetsun
Cybernetic Sensei and Dojo owner
Now, tak# th# fly from my hand. ! dar# you.
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: None
Possible: None

Trefak Bogren

rushedTemper | Trefak Bogren
Fast working bartender and woodworker.
i>>nee|)>>to>>hurry!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♠ Chever(FubbalyWubbaly)
Possible: None

Flynne Vineks

programmingUnknown | Flynne Vineks
Programmer and inventor
/|\>---i have cReated a digital fR㉧NTieR!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: None
Possible: ♥ Mazeni(Captain Lhurgoyf)

Rhosea Heptka

uprootedLeaflet | Rhosea Heptka
Gardner and bookworm
}--shρuld I leaf yρu alρne--<c
Able to be trolled, WIP
Confirmed: None
Possible: ♥ Deyuki(Hpboy7)

Galvikus Voulgean

greatSmith | Galvikus Voulgean
Varnak's Ancestor
[n] Hello. Have we me7 before?
Able to be trolled

Favorite Quotes:

[03:07] KC: You know
[03:07] KC: This aspect of troll culture has ALWAYS fascinated me
[03:08] AR: wh1ch 1s?
[03:08] KC: "You just fucked up my phone, that's so sexy."

[12:14] AR: 1 never 7hou9h7 of 17 l1ke 7ha7...
[12:14] PN: indeed p_o
[12:16] AR: pff7
[12:16] AR: n1ce monacle
[12:16] PN: so british |D
[12:16] AR: wa17, do you have a monacle?
[12:16] PN: nah, i'm just exuberently fancy : p**
[12:16] PN: *hides monocle collection*
[12:16] AR: ...w17hou7 7he monacle?
[12:17] PN: of course, thats just a silly stereotype
[12:17] PN: <.<
[12:17] PN: >.>
[12:17] AR: ...you have a monacle, don'7 you...
[12:17] PN: ...maybe.
[12:18] AR: ...don'7 you?
[12:18] PN: yes =.=
[12:18] AR: knew 17...

[11:04] AR: patience, young one
[11:05] AH: NO
[11:05] -- acidReign [AR] waves his hand. --
[11:05] AR: You will have patience
[11:06] AH: justin
[11:06] AH: what are you doing
[11:06] AH: you are not yogi bear
[11:06] AH: wait
[11:06] AH: whats his name
[11:06] AR: Yoda

[09:31] SS: I'M JESUS
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] SS: THE JESUS THAT OCCASIONALLY GETS THINGS WRONG
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] AR: the moderately omnicient Jesus

[02:04] IF: she needs pot
[02:05] IF: *plot

[08:53] AR: < ><**
[08:53] AN: xD
[08:53] AN: Looks like the christian fish symbol.
[08:53] AR: I caught a Jesus!

[12:14:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: you are no fun.
[12:15:03 AM] Beef Lardington: Yep.
Total buzzkill right here.
The place where jokes go to die and have their tombs defiled.
[12:16:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: stop fucking the concrete!
[12:16:36 AM] Beef Lardington: Make me!

[04:43] AR: Tron Evolutions main character is named Anon
[04:43] SS: clearly it's about the rise of 4Chan in the grid.

**Edited to get rid of smiley

Extra Stuff and Credits:

Extra Stuff:

My troll's themes
Varnak's Formspring
BONUS THEME: Mokuja's Lusus AKA Alex
My trolls in Soul Calibur V!
Kempah Treyoh (Nightcastle) in Soul Calibur V
Arcena (Nightcastle) in Soul Calibur V
Kynath (inexplicableSigns) in SC V
Kavi Corben (Fexxos Vyront) in SC V
Cardie Medisa (Wycca) SC V
Dyanas (Syvar) SC V

Credits:

Varnak EB sprite by Steev
Varnak AB base by Tiitha
Varnak AB edits by Blank
Varnak vision seven-fold idea by Sigma
Varnak horns and shades by Gen Chat
Larvin AB by Weeaboo
Larvin HS by Rai-CH
Farlow AB by Araiss and Flamerider64
Mokuja AB by Syvar
Justin AB by thirteenGraves
Mokuja AB edits by BishouTaka
Larvin AB edit by BishouTaka
Varnak Guest AB by Nightcastle
Varnak Jedi by Cadorean
Varnak armor by Syvar
Trefak sprite by CrazedWormHole
Flynne sprite by Wycca

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05-01-2012, 04:24 PM #2138

Yossarian

I'm Assyrian

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

Ericin's still talking to the girl when he notices Serkin. The green-blood does a double-take before he bolts out of his seat towards the blue-blood.

What thω fuck did you do this timω!!! he practically yells, as he gets out a big roll of gauze and some pressure bandages, immeadiatly setting to pressing down hard on the wound on his arm hard. He gives Serkin a furious look, but treats him non the less. He doesn't notice any other creepy green-bloods staring, just focused on helping his friend more then anything.

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05-01-2012, 04:25 PM #2139

Fexxos Vyront

But everyone calls me Kavi~!

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

sketch sketch sket-
And he moved his head. Serkin glares at Obitus, gesturing for him to move back the way he was.
OH LOOK ERICIN.

€- OW FUCK DON'T PR€€€SS SO HARD! -3
He winces in pain. Funny. It didn't hurt so bad before.

I'm on pesterchum! kaviCordi is my personal/self insert, and all my trolls' trolltags (See below) can usually be reached at various times as well.
I can also be reached as an android from outer space! T3 can be pestered at xenologicalDefect.
Augh don't look. TvvT I'm fixing this.

HERE BE TROLLS

SERKIN LYCHIS

Sets:
WAVE

MYST

Remember when I said I was done making trolls? I lied. Addiction is a very powerful thing.

Humans:

Kavi Corben - culinaryCrisscross

Trollquotes

Originally Posted by Vulkis Magmar

[> fuCk you. my workLife ANd LoveLife... ANd hAteLife!... Are ALL seperAte thiNGs.

Originally Posted by Skehth Cubias

{I know it may be tempting to beat him into melted orange creamsicle, but he IS my friend... sortof...}

Originally Posted by Yindus Gorrel

)... It's been eight sweeps and I still have this faint hope he'll pretend he's normal just once...)

Originally Posted by Yagvus Gorrel

(HEY YINDUS ARE YOU GONNA EAT HIS FACE??(

Originally Posted by Vallix Trespe

busy with pati-nts and cli-nts... and practically auspisticising b-tw--n avirox and alt-rnia.

Originally Posted by Fexxos Vyront

< > My moirail'§ higher up than you and §he ordered me not to take order§.< >

I'm in skype chat, hehehehe!

[4:46:24 PM] kaviCordi: HI IFFY
[4:46:32 PM] Cliff Racer: HI SUP
[4:46:38 PM] The Immortal Meme: HI SEXI FEXXY
[4:46:42 PM] kaviCordi: :O
[4:46:46 PM] kaviCordi: :/O
[4:46:53 PM] kaviCordi: kaviCordi falls out of chair
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Kavikiros Cordescka is shot
[1:28:47 PM] Kavikiros Cordescka: Ow
[1:29:09 PM] Cliff Racer: {" sorry, m"ssed:
[1:29:47 PM] Overlard: | Som-on- n--ds to work on th-ir +im. |
[1:29:58 PM] Cliff Racer: {" " just woke up, b"te me:
[1:30:17 PM] Overlard: | I would r+th-r not. I do not w+nt +n inf-ction from you. |
-----
[8:19:30 PM] •Silvy•: Hornits horns kind of
[8:19:37 PM] •Silvy•: look like they were gonna do some cool-as-shit spiral thing
[8:19:41 PM] •Silvy•: but then just kind of gave up on life
[8:19:44 PM] ~Kavi~: XD
[8:19:45 PM] •Silvy•: and started to droop down because
[8:19:51 PM] •Silvy•: that is what things do when they give up on life
-----
[12:38:38 PM] Chris: HOW DO I KNOW WHAT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
[12:38:43 PM] Chris: WE ARE TYPING TEXT
[12:38:46 PM] •Silvy•: FKLJGLK
[12:38:48 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE ANYTHING
[12:38:51 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE GERMAN
[12:38:54 PM] •Silvy•: IM NOT TALKIGN THO
[12:38:56 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE LEMON JELLY
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The Immortal Meme STEALS THE BUTTS
[2:50:01 AM] •Silvy•: NO
[2:50:02 AM] •Silvy•: WHY
[2:50:02 AM] The Immortal Meme HOARDS THEM
[2:50:03 AM] •Silvy•: THEY WERE MY BUTTS
[2:50:07 AM] •Silvy•: I COLLECTED THEM
[2:50:09 AM] The Immortal Meme SCREECHES AND RUNS OFF
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[6:17:22 PM] The Immortal Meme: I kinda wanna take a nap but I should nt
[6:17:30 PM] The Immortal Meme: Someone make me stay up
[6:24:11 PM] aimlessMastermind: The immortalMemelizer person.
[6:24:22 PM] aimlessMastermind: The immortalMemelizer person, I am pregnant.
[6:24:26 PM] The Immortal Meme: W
[6:24:31 PM] aimlessMastermind: The infant is the Gavron troll's.
[6:24:38 PM] The Immortal Meme: WH
[6:24:46 PM] •Silvy•: wHAT
[6:24:49 PM] aimlessMastermind: Yes.
[6:24:53 PM] •Silvy•: oH MY GOD
[6:25:04 PM] •Silvy•: aiMLESS WHAT
[6:25:11 PM] aimlessMastermind: She wished to be awake?
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[5:57:06 PM] Asu: Asu wonders back in
[5:57:16 PM] Cliff Racer: Cliff Racer ponders on outside
[5:57:26 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ contemplates on the ceiling
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[7:25:08 PM] ~Kavi~: I like my friends like I like my jelly beans.
Assorted.
[7:25:29 PM | Edited 7:25:46 PM] The Immortal Meme: I like my friends how i like my animal crackers
with their limbs ripped off
[7:25:31 PM] The Immortal Meme: delicious.
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[8:20:29 PM] Arious: owo?
[8:20:46 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo!
[8:20:58 PM] Arious: owo;
[8:21:05 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo''
[8:21:31 PM] Arious: owo∂
[8:21:38 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo /
[8:21:44 PM] •Silvy•: o o
[8:21:47 PM] Syvar: Deer Jesus and his cousin Bambi cut that shit out!
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[5:34:15 PM] Chris: Chris walks in, punches a wall
[5:34:22 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ punches a door
[5:34:24 PM] Chris: Chris shatters all bones in his hand
[5:34:27 PM] Chris: Chris cries
[5:34:32 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ shatters reality
[5:34:33 PM] Hawktopuss: chris!
[5:34:42 PM] Ari: Ari punches a pillow, proceeds to fluff it.

KC: Do you know how many fucks I give?
KC: Negative one fucks.
TE: It takes two fucks to make a plural.

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05-01-2012, 04:28 PM #2140

DeoDrew

BEEP BEEP WOOF

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

You smack his hand away. Your crying has made you star springing cuts and bruises.
WHY? (--) am calm. (--) AM SOOO calm. (--) AM JUST SO HAPPY THAT (--) SAW NO ONE ALL THAT T(--)ME. THANK YOU LARV(--)N. TH-
TH-
And then the real waterworks begin.
Nenuth stop it you're a bitch.

Rarely on rusticCanopener

[12:12:19 AM] elegyeccentric: I will break off all my other fingers and replace them with middle ones.
[12:12:28 AM] elegyeccentric: So every finger will be a giant fuck you to the world.

AWESOME QUOTES

[01:56] AH: WA
[01:56] AH: WHAT
[01:56] AH: YOU NO CRIPLLE
[01:56] AH: MISTER LEGURN I DONT LIKE YOU ANYMORE

Quick Legurn, say Deus Ex Machina. Maybe if you say it loud enough, Vulkis will come barreling in.
....
Ok, probably not.

[05:10] TM: And for some reason
[05:10] TM: Legurn has to be stabbed too.
[05:10] CH: [|:| Deal-nerd.

Quickly Ublich sneaks and slithers like a grinch on Christmas behind leg-run. Sniff sniff his nose goes, he can smell leg-runs hopes, his dreams, and his desires for the tea. Mmm does it smell good, almost intoxicating. For he knows exactly what he will do with them, take them and smash them like the tea cup be for him. Leg-run's desires will be nothing more then a shatter ceramic mess upon the floor left for some lowly fellow to clean up some time later only followed by being forgotten forever.
Ublich starts to play solitaire.

[04:29] TM: And it is only the begining
[04:30] TM: This is only the prologue of the hentai series called:
[04:30] TM: Katrin tentacle no piko
[04:31] JP: shit there goes my drink

[07:09] MM: In a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you want to see Legurn cry
[07:09] TM: 11

[03:36:11] NC: i want cake
[03:43:58] NC: I'M GETTING UP
[03:43:59] NC: I'M
[03:44:03] NC: GONNA DO IT
[03:44:07] NC: I'M GONNA GETUP
[03:44:38] MM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-h_l1WfRM

[11:37:48 PM] Auto: Pestering Huklep has taken the place of clicking random on tvtropes as my favorite thing to do when I start getting bored.

[2:43:59 AM] Deo: I thought Prince of Void was a wonky idea, so i threw it on Kent.
[2:44:36 AM] Chris: Eh, it's interesting
[2:47:07 AM] Chris: I take it he's gonna void the shit outta stuff?
[2:47:59 AM] Deo: "bitch i am gonna void da SHIT OUT OF YOU"
[2:48:16 AM] Deo: "GET READY, NOTHING IS COMING LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN."
[2:50:48 AM] Chris: THE VOIDTRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
[2:51:29 AM] Deo: "GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE STRAPPED DOWN TO THE TRAIN TRACKS. AND GUESS WHAT THE FUCK IS COMING???"
[2:51:37 AM] Deo: "THAT'S RIGHT. NOTHING. A FUCK TON OF IT."

[10:21:25 PM] Deo: (O) I am...not dooming our session...for a nice shower. (X)
[10:21:46 PM] Auto: "yOU prefer tO dOOm OUr sessiOn with yOUr smell?"
[10:21:54 PM] Deo: (O) ..touche. (X)

[11:36] OF: Are you saying I actually have to be funny to get into a Debro sig quote?
[11:36] TM: yyep
[11:36] OF: Aww man!

[11:15:38 PM] Curtis and Greg: which I'm still figureing out what her lusus is
[11:15:48 PM] Deo: Deodad.
[11:16:01 PM] Curtis and Greg: no
[11:16:02 PM] Curtis and Greg: no
[11:16:07 PM] Curtis and Greg: deodad is a horrible lusus
[11:16:15 PM] Deo: He is the best lusus fuck you

[11:27] OF: Wait why does Mr_19 steal all your trolls matesprits

[5:10:02 PM] Overnightfurniture: I have so much logics
[5:10:03 PM] Overnightfurniture: I have none
[5:10:18 PM] Deo: just like
[5:10:20 PM] Deo: oh he's high
[5:10:22 PM] Deo: better kiss him
[5:10:26 PM] Overnightfurniture: yeah
[5:10:31 PM] Deo: Ceceta Logic.

[10:19] GA: Breathe In That Deep, Acidic Tang.
[10:19] GA: Let It Flow Through Your Fins.
[10:20] GA: And Fill Your Bladder-Based Vascular System.
[10:20] GA: And Know.
[10:20] GA: That You Are Full Of Piss.

[10:46] SO: an ]o[bn]o[xi]o[us, deluded assh]o[le.
[10:47] UT: Á kind, únderstánding, húmble ásshóle. Qúite.
[10:47] SO: wh]o[ pr]o[bably smells like a sweeps-dead fish carcass.
[10:47] SO: an ]o[bn]o[xi]o[us, deluded, full-]o[f-shit assh]o[le.
[10:47] UT: I smell like cúcúmbers, fúck yóú. Qúite.

One Elegy section to rule them all.

[7:29:38 PM] elegyeccentric: I'd rather throw a baby in a blender and drink it than grope some random person.

elegyEcctentric: Why do you insist on having intelligent conversations on analyzing characters when I'm half-asleep?
Deodrew: Because then I have a chance of winning.

[1:01:14 AM] Deocactus: Not now Elegy.
[1:01:18 AM] Deocactus: I can't sleep YET.
[1:01:23 AM] Deocactus: I'm still sobbing uncontrolably.
[1:01:32 AM] elegyeccentric: Would you like to sob into my bosom?
[1:01:41 AM] randomhobo4: How about my bosom?
[1:01:51 AM] Deocactus: I don't want either of your bosoms.

Deocactus: The trolls are pretty much there to move the plot along.
elegyEccentric: And die.

[8:29:08 PM] Deocactus: Sarcor and Achera are like a hardcore wrestling tag team.
[8:30:16 PM] elegyeccentric: BEST WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
[8:30:24 PM] elegyeccentric: INSTEAD OF BRINGING FRUITCAKE, THEY BRING PAIN.

elegyEccentric: I was mostly joking, considering the fuckton many Deo has. He's like the troll-creating equivalent of a Chinese sweatshop.

[8:30:48 PM] elegyeccentric: I heard that game berates you for turning off without saving, so I was like "WELP NOPE."
[8:30:58 PM] elegyeccentric: And then never played an Animal Crossing game because lazy.
[8:31:02 PM] Deocactus: Alllllll Animal crossing games did that.
[8:31:16 PM] Deocactus: But it's fuuucking hilarious.
[8:31:29 PM] Deocactus: This mole pops out of the ground
[8:31:38 PM] Deocactus: yells at you for like 20 seconds
[8:31:46 PM] Deocactus: then next time you do it he says "bro srsly"
[8:31:58 PM] Deocactus: then when you do it for like the 40th time he's just like done with life and shit.
[8:32:10 PM] elegyeccentric: So basically you drive a mole to suicide.
[8:32:19 PM] Deocactus: I did.
[8:32:23 PM] Deocactus: I'm not ashamed.

Sarcor's got his friendships with Enecus and Palipa, plus, you know, becoming the Medium champion at kickboat.

[10:19] GA: Breathe In That Deep, Acidic Tang.
[10:19] GA: Let It Flow Through Your Fins.
[10:20] GA: And Fill Your Bladder-Based Vascular System.
[10:20] GA: And Know.
[10:20] GA: That You Are Full Of Piss.

Huklep would get attached to a tapeworm if it hugged him before settling into his intestines.

[1:34:40 AM] elegyeccentric: So in the Sims, I have Hrista and Sarcor chilling together, right? They also have a butler due to being lazy fucks who like horseback riding, painting, and gratuitously touching each other. This butler also loves walking in to watch them do the last of these activities.
[1:35:02 AM] Deocactus: I feel like Sarcor is in every place to ask the Butler why he doesn't have hair when he sleeps now.
[1:35:30 AM] elegyeccentric: "I say sir, this matter of personal inquiry is inappropriate for a working environment. Sir."
[1:36:20 AM] Deocactus: "Look, Butler dude, you have your personal things and I have my personal things. But since you're so fond of watching me put my personal thing into her personal thing, I think I'm in a place to ask this."

Stop hanging off the fourth wall, Huklep. It's not cute when you do that shit.

Legurn's Formspring||| My tumblr

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05-01-2012, 04:30 PM #2141

Yossarian

I'm Assyrian

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

Quiωt you, you'rω still blωωding so I'm going to havω to prωss till thω wound clots up, so thank your own dumb sωlf. He huffs, still pressing hard.

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05-01-2012, 04:32 PM #2142

Tekkenfreak4

Trollslum Cafe Regular

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

Larvin is confused...

[(o)!_!(o)] what happÉnÉD?

Yea, this is going smoothly...

OOC / Self insert FanHuman's Handle: acidReign
My main blog
Avatar by TheNeonWerewolf

Fantrolls and Quotes:

My Fantrolls:

Varnak Cadrom

gamingSwordsman | Varnak Cadrom
Weaponsmith and gamer
Hey dude! Wha7's up?
Able to be trolled - Varnak's Trollscore 1535G (Discontinued)
Confirmed: ♦ Horrin(Strider), ♥ Cardie(Wycca)
Possible: None

Larvin Eletro

vinylBeats | Larvin Eletro
DJ and music artist
[(o)!_!(o)] Dj LÉD is in
thÉ housÉ!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Raevis(Fexxos Vyront), ♦ Soshin(Moon Redeemer), ♠ Octana(Weeaboo)
Possible: None

Farlow Belsci

racingComrade | Farlow Belsci
Anti-gravity vehicle racer
>> Яacing is all I dQ. And I lQve it! X
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Xellha(Wycca), ♦ Vicari(Flamerider64)
Possible: None

Mokuja Tetsun

ironFist | Mokuja Tetsun
Cybernetic Sensei and Dojo owner
Now, tak# th# fly from my hand. ! dar# you.
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: None
Possible: None

Trefak Bogren

rushedTemper | Trefak Bogren
Fast working bartender and woodworker.
i>>nee|)>>to>>hurry!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♠ Chever(FubbalyWubbaly)
Possible: None

Flynne Vineks

programmingUnknown | Flynne Vineks
Programmer and inventor
/|\>---i have cReated a digital fR㉧NTieR!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: None
Possible: ♥ Mazeni(Captain Lhurgoyf)

Rhosea Heptka

uprootedLeaflet | Rhosea Heptka
Gardner and bookworm
}--shρuld I leaf yρu alρne--<c
Able to be trolled, WIP
Confirmed: None
Possible: ♥ Deyuki(Hpboy7)

Galvikus Voulgean

greatSmith | Galvikus Voulgean
Varnak's Ancestor
[n] Hello. Have we me7 before?
Able to be trolled

Favorite Quotes:

[03:07] KC: You know
[03:07] KC: This aspect of troll culture has ALWAYS fascinated me
[03:08] AR: wh1ch 1s?
[03:08] KC: "You just fucked up my phone, that's so sexy."

[12:14] AR: 1 never 7hou9h7 of 17 l1ke 7ha7...
[12:14] PN: indeed p_o
[12:16] AR: pff7
[12:16] AR: n1ce monacle
[12:16] PN: so british |D
[12:16] AR: wa17, do you have a monacle?
[12:16] PN: nah, i'm just exuberently fancy : p**
[12:16] PN: *hides monocle collection*
[12:16] AR: ...w17hou7 7he monacle?
[12:17] PN: of course, thats just a silly stereotype
[12:17] PN: <.<
[12:17] PN: >.>
[12:17] AR: ...you have a monacle, don'7 you...
[12:17] PN: ...maybe.
[12:18] AR: ...don'7 you?
[12:18] PN: yes =.=
[12:18] AR: knew 17...

[11:04] AR: patience, young one
[11:05] AH: NO
[11:05] -- acidReign [AR] waves his hand. --
[11:05] AR: You will have patience
[11:06] AH: justin
[11:06] AH: what are you doing
[11:06] AH: you are not yogi bear
[11:06] AH: wait
[11:06] AH: whats his name
[11:06] AR: Yoda

[09:31] SS: I'M JESUS
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] SS: THE JESUS THAT OCCASIONALLY GETS THINGS WRONG
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] AR: the moderately omnicient Jesus

[02:04] IF: she needs pot
[02:05] IF: *plot

[08:53] AR: < ><**
[08:53] AN: xD
[08:53] AN: Looks like the christian fish symbol.
[08:53] AR: I caught a Jesus!

[12:14:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: you are no fun.
[12:15:03 AM] Beef Lardington: Yep.
Total buzzkill right here.
The place where jokes go to die and have their tombs defiled.
[12:16:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: stop fucking the concrete!
[12:16:36 AM] Beef Lardington: Make me!

[04:43] AR: Tron Evolutions main character is named Anon
[04:43] SS: clearly it's about the rise of 4Chan in the grid.

**Edited to get rid of smiley

Extra Stuff and Credits:

Extra Stuff:

My troll's themes
Varnak's Formspring
BONUS THEME: Mokuja's Lusus AKA Alex
My trolls in Soul Calibur V!
Kempah Treyoh (Nightcastle) in Soul Calibur V
Arcena (Nightcastle) in Soul Calibur V
Kynath (inexplicableSigns) in SC V
Kavi Corben (Fexxos Vyront) in SC V
Cardie Medisa (Wycca) SC V
Dyanas (Syvar) SC V

Credits:

Varnak EB sprite by Steev
Varnak AB base by Tiitha
Varnak AB edits by Blank
Varnak vision seven-fold idea by Sigma
Varnak horns and shades by Gen Chat
Larvin AB by Weeaboo
Larvin HS by Rai-CH
Farlow AB by Araiss and Flamerider64
Mokuja AB by Syvar
Justin AB by thirteenGraves
Mokuja AB edits by BishouTaka
Larvin AB edit by BishouTaka
Varnak Guest AB by Nightcastle
Varnak Jedi by Cadorean
Varnak armor by Syvar
Trefak sprite by CrazedWormHole
Flynne sprite by Wycca

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05-01-2012, 04:39 PM #2143

Fexxos Vyront

But everyone calls me Kavi~!

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

€- It- it's not that bad! You should s€€€€ th€€€ oth€r guy! H€ got a brok€€€n rib and his should€r's probably shot. -3
He tries to make it sound like he should be praised for escaping with only a lance stab.
The barely dripping wound seals up rather quickly.

I'm on pesterchum! kaviCordi is my personal/self insert, and all my trolls' trolltags (See below) can usually be reached at various times as well.
I can also be reached as an android from outer space! T3 can be pestered at xenologicalDefect.
Augh don't look. TvvT I'm fixing this.

HERE BE TROLLS

SERKIN LYCHIS

Sets:
WAVE

MYST

Remember when I said I was done making trolls? I lied. Addiction is a very powerful thing.

Humans:

Kavi Corben - culinaryCrisscross

Trollquotes

Originally Posted by Vulkis Magmar

[> fuCk you. my workLife ANd LoveLife... ANd hAteLife!... Are ALL seperAte thiNGs.

Originally Posted by Skehth Cubias

{I know it may be tempting to beat him into melted orange creamsicle, but he IS my friend... sortof...}

Originally Posted by Yindus Gorrel

)... It's been eight sweeps and I still have this faint hope he'll pretend he's normal just once...)

Originally Posted by Yagvus Gorrel

(HEY YINDUS ARE YOU GONNA EAT HIS FACE??(

Originally Posted by Vallix Trespe

busy with pati-nts and cli-nts... and practically auspisticising b-tw--n avirox and alt-rnia.

Originally Posted by Fexxos Vyront

< > My moirail'§ higher up than you and §he ordered me not to take order§.< >

I'm in skype chat, hehehehe!

[4:46:24 PM] kaviCordi: HI IFFY
[4:46:32 PM] Cliff Racer: HI SUP
[4:46:38 PM] The Immortal Meme: HI SEXI FEXXY
[4:46:42 PM] kaviCordi: :O
[4:46:46 PM] kaviCordi: :/O
[4:46:53 PM] kaviCordi: kaviCordi falls out of chair
-----
Kavikiros Cordescka is shot
[1:28:47 PM] Kavikiros Cordescka: Ow
[1:29:09 PM] Cliff Racer: {" sorry, m"ssed:
[1:29:47 PM] Overlard: | Som-on- n--ds to work on th-ir +im. |
[1:29:58 PM] Cliff Racer: {" " just woke up, b"te me:
[1:30:17 PM] Overlard: | I would r+th-r not. I do not w+nt +n inf-ction from you. |
-----
[8:19:30 PM] •Silvy•: Hornits horns kind of
[8:19:37 PM] •Silvy•: look like they were gonna do some cool-as-shit spiral thing
[8:19:41 PM] •Silvy•: but then just kind of gave up on life
[8:19:44 PM] ~Kavi~: XD
[8:19:45 PM] •Silvy•: and started to droop down because
[8:19:51 PM] •Silvy•: that is what things do when they give up on life
-----
[12:38:38 PM] Chris: HOW DO I KNOW WHAT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
[12:38:43 PM] Chris: WE ARE TYPING TEXT
[12:38:46 PM] •Silvy•: FKLJGLK
[12:38:48 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE ANYTHING
[12:38:51 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE GERMAN
[12:38:54 PM] •Silvy•: IM NOT TALKIGN THO
[12:38:56 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE LEMON JELLY
-----
The Immortal Meme STEALS THE BUTTS
[2:50:01 AM] •Silvy•: NO
[2:50:02 AM] •Silvy•: WHY
[2:50:02 AM] The Immortal Meme HOARDS THEM
[2:50:03 AM] •Silvy•: THEY WERE MY BUTTS
[2:50:07 AM] •Silvy•: I COLLECTED THEM
[2:50:09 AM] The Immortal Meme SCREECHES AND RUNS OFF
-----
[6:17:22 PM] The Immortal Meme: I kinda wanna take a nap but I should nt
[6:17:30 PM] The Immortal Meme: Someone make me stay up
[6:24:11 PM] aimlessMastermind: The immortalMemelizer person.
[6:24:22 PM] aimlessMastermind: The immortalMemelizer person, I am pregnant.
[6:24:26 PM] The Immortal Meme: W
[6:24:31 PM] aimlessMastermind: The infant is the Gavron troll's.
[6:24:38 PM] The Immortal Meme: WH
[6:24:46 PM] •Silvy•: wHAT
[6:24:49 PM] aimlessMastermind: Yes.
[6:24:53 PM] •Silvy•: oH MY GOD
[6:25:04 PM] •Silvy•: aiMLESS WHAT
[6:25:11 PM] aimlessMastermind: She wished to be awake?
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[5:57:06 PM] Asu: Asu wonders back in
[5:57:16 PM] Cliff Racer: Cliff Racer ponders on outside
[5:57:26 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ contemplates on the ceiling
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[7:25:08 PM] ~Kavi~: I like my friends like I like my jelly beans.
Assorted.
[7:25:29 PM | Edited 7:25:46 PM] The Immortal Meme: I like my friends how i like my animal crackers
with their limbs ripped off
[7:25:31 PM] The Immortal Meme: delicious.
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[8:20:29 PM] Arious: owo?
[8:20:46 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo!
[8:20:58 PM] Arious: owo;
[8:21:05 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo''
[8:21:31 PM] Arious: owo∂
[8:21:38 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo /
[8:21:44 PM] •Silvy•: o o
[8:21:47 PM] Syvar: Deer Jesus and his cousin Bambi cut that shit out!
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[5:34:15 PM] Chris: Chris walks in, punches a wall
[5:34:22 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ punches a door
[5:34:24 PM] Chris: Chris shatters all bones in his hand
[5:34:27 PM] Chris: Chris cries
[5:34:32 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ shatters reality
[5:34:33 PM] Hawktopuss: chris!
[5:34:42 PM] Ari: Ari punches a pillow, proceeds to fluff it.

KC: Do you know how many fucks I give?
KC: Negative one fucks.
TE: It takes two fucks to make a plural.

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05-01-2012, 04:43 PM #2144

DeoDrew

BEEP BEEP WOOF

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

You manage to make some words out.
(--) j-just...(--) GET K(--)DNAPPED...AND..And..you...just...leave.
You are still on that? God, get over it gurl!

Rarely on rusticCanopener

[12:12:19 AM] elegyeccentric: I will break off all my other fingers and replace them with middle ones.
[12:12:28 AM] elegyeccentric: So every finger will be a giant fuck you to the world.

AWESOME QUOTES

[01:56] AH: WA
[01:56] AH: WHAT
[01:56] AH: YOU NO CRIPLLE
[01:56] AH: MISTER LEGURN I DONT LIKE YOU ANYMORE

Quick Legurn, say Deus Ex Machina. Maybe if you say it loud enough, Vulkis will come barreling in.
....
Ok, probably not.

[05:10] TM: And for some reason
[05:10] TM: Legurn has to be stabbed too.
[05:10] CH: [|:| Deal-nerd.

Quickly Ublich sneaks and slithers like a grinch on Christmas behind leg-run. Sniff sniff his nose goes, he can smell leg-runs hopes, his dreams, and his desires for the tea. Mmm does it smell good, almost intoxicating. For he knows exactly what he will do with them, take them and smash them like the tea cup be for him. Leg-run's desires will be nothing more then a shatter ceramic mess upon the floor left for some lowly fellow to clean up some time later only followed by being forgotten forever.
Ublich starts to play solitaire.

[04:29] TM: And it is only the begining
[04:30] TM: This is only the prologue of the hentai series called:
[04:30] TM: Katrin tentacle no piko
[04:31] JP: shit there goes my drink

[07:09] MM: In a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you want to see Legurn cry
[07:09] TM: 11

[03:36:11] NC: i want cake
[03:43:58] NC: I'M GETTING UP
[03:43:59] NC: I'M
[03:44:03] NC: GONNA DO IT
[03:44:07] NC: I'M GONNA GETUP
[03:44:38] MM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-h_l1WfRM

[11:37:48 PM] Auto: Pestering Huklep has taken the place of clicking random on tvtropes as my favorite thing to do when I start getting bored.

[2:43:59 AM] Deo: I thought Prince of Void was a wonky idea, so i threw it on Kent.
[2:44:36 AM] Chris: Eh, it's interesting
[2:47:07 AM] Chris: I take it he's gonna void the shit outta stuff?
[2:47:59 AM] Deo: "bitch i am gonna void da SHIT OUT OF YOU"
[2:48:16 AM] Deo: "GET READY, NOTHING IS COMING LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN."
[2:50:48 AM] Chris: THE VOIDTRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
[2:51:29 AM] Deo: "GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE STRAPPED DOWN TO THE TRAIN TRACKS. AND GUESS WHAT THE FUCK IS COMING???"
[2:51:37 AM] Deo: "THAT'S RIGHT. NOTHING. A FUCK TON OF IT."

[10:21:25 PM] Deo: (O) I am...not dooming our session...for a nice shower. (X)
[10:21:46 PM] Auto: "yOU prefer tO dOOm OUr sessiOn with yOUr smell?"
[10:21:54 PM] Deo: (O) ..touche. (X)

[11:36] OF: Are you saying I actually have to be funny to get into a Debro sig quote?
[11:36] TM: yyep
[11:36] OF: Aww man!

[11:15:38 PM] Curtis and Greg: which I'm still figureing out what her lusus is
[11:15:48 PM] Deo: Deodad.
[11:16:01 PM] Curtis and Greg: no
[11:16:02 PM] Curtis and Greg: no
[11:16:07 PM] Curtis and Greg: deodad is a horrible lusus
[11:16:15 PM] Deo: He is the best lusus fuck you

[11:27] OF: Wait why does Mr_19 steal all your trolls matesprits

[5:10:02 PM] Overnightfurniture: I have so much logics
[5:10:03 PM] Overnightfurniture: I have none
[5:10:18 PM] Deo: just like
[5:10:20 PM] Deo: oh he's high
[5:10:22 PM] Deo: better kiss him
[5:10:26 PM] Overnightfurniture: yeah
[5:10:31 PM] Deo: Ceceta Logic.

[10:19] GA: Breathe In That Deep, Acidic Tang.
[10:19] GA: Let It Flow Through Your Fins.
[10:20] GA: And Fill Your Bladder-Based Vascular System.
[10:20] GA: And Know.
[10:20] GA: That You Are Full Of Piss.

[10:46] SO: an ]o[bn]o[xi]o[us, deluded assh]o[le.
[10:47] UT: Á kind, únderstánding, húmble ásshóle. Qúite.
[10:47] SO: wh]o[ pr]o[bably smells like a sweeps-dead fish carcass.
[10:47] SO: an ]o[bn]o[xi]o[us, deluded, full-]o[f-shit assh]o[le.
[10:47] UT: I smell like cúcúmbers, fúck yóú. Qúite.

One Elegy section to rule them all.

[7:29:38 PM] elegyeccentric: I'd rather throw a baby in a blender and drink it than grope some random person.

elegyEcctentric: Why do you insist on having intelligent conversations on analyzing characters when I'm half-asleep?
Deodrew: Because then I have a chance of winning.

[1:01:14 AM] Deocactus: Not now Elegy.
[1:01:18 AM] Deocactus: I can't sleep YET.
[1:01:23 AM] Deocactus: I'm still sobbing uncontrolably.
[1:01:32 AM] elegyeccentric: Would you like to sob into my bosom?
[1:01:41 AM] randomhobo4: How about my bosom?
[1:01:51 AM] Deocactus: I don't want either of your bosoms.

Deocactus: The trolls are pretty much there to move the plot along.
elegyEccentric: And die.

[8:29:08 PM] Deocactus: Sarcor and Achera are like a hardcore wrestling tag team.
[8:30:16 PM] elegyeccentric: BEST WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
[8:30:24 PM] elegyeccentric: INSTEAD OF BRINGING FRUITCAKE, THEY BRING PAIN.

elegyEccentric: I was mostly joking, considering the fuckton many Deo has. He's like the troll-creating equivalent of a Chinese sweatshop.

[8:30:48 PM] elegyeccentric: I heard that game berates you for turning off without saving, so I was like "WELP NOPE."
[8:30:58 PM] elegyeccentric: And then never played an Animal Crossing game because lazy.
[8:31:02 PM] Deocactus: Alllllll Animal crossing games did that.
[8:31:16 PM] Deocactus: But it's fuuucking hilarious.
[8:31:29 PM] Deocactus: This mole pops out of the ground
[8:31:38 PM] Deocactus: yells at you for like 20 seconds
[8:31:46 PM] Deocactus: then next time you do it he says "bro srsly"
[8:31:58 PM] Deocactus: then when you do it for like the 40th time he's just like done with life and shit.
[8:32:10 PM] elegyeccentric: So basically you drive a mole to suicide.
[8:32:19 PM] Deocactus: I did.
[8:32:23 PM] Deocactus: I'm not ashamed.

Sarcor's got his friendships with Enecus and Palipa, plus, you know, becoming the Medium champion at kickboat.

[10:19] GA: Breathe In That Deep, Acidic Tang.
[10:19] GA: Let It Flow Through Your Fins.
[10:20] GA: And Fill Your Bladder-Based Vascular System.
[10:20] GA: And Know.
[10:20] GA: That You Are Full Of Piss.

Huklep would get attached to a tapeworm if it hugged him before settling into his intestines.

[1:34:40 AM] elegyeccentric: So in the Sims, I have Hrista and Sarcor chilling together, right? They also have a butler due to being lazy fucks who like horseback riding, painting, and gratuitously touching each other. This butler also loves walking in to watch them do the last of these activities.
[1:35:02 AM] Deocactus: I feel like Sarcor is in every place to ask the Butler why he doesn't have hair when he sleeps now.
[1:35:30 AM] elegyeccentric: "I say sir, this matter of personal inquiry is inappropriate for a working environment. Sir."
[1:36:20 AM] Deocactus: "Look, Butler dude, you have your personal things and I have my personal things. But since you're so fond of watching me put my personal thing into her personal thing, I think I'm in a place to ask this."

Stop hanging off the fourth wall, Huklep. It's not cute when you do that shit.

Legurn's Formspring||| My tumblr

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05-01-2012, 04:47 PM #2145

Yossarian

I'm Assyrian

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

Wωll if hω comωs I'll hωlp him to. Othωrwisω I'm going to sit hωrω and trωat your dumbass for gωtting into anothωr fucking fight. The wound clotted, he leaves the gaze on but proceeds to bandage it up, being none to gentle in a sort of defiance against his friends behavior.

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05-01-2012, 04:53 PM #2146

Fexxos Vyront

But everyone calls me Kavi~!

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

€- Uh... so, I gu€€€ss you'r€ mad at m€ th€n. -3
That's not exactly news, Serkin.

I'm on pesterchum! kaviCordi is my personal/self insert, and all my trolls' trolltags (See below) can usually be reached at various times as well.
I can also be reached as an android from outer space! T3 can be pestered at xenologicalDefect.
Augh don't look. TvvT I'm fixing this.

HERE BE TROLLS

SERKIN LYCHIS

Sets:
WAVE

MYST

Remember when I said I was done making trolls? I lied. Addiction is a very powerful thing.

Humans:

Kavi Corben - culinaryCrisscross

Trollquotes

Originally Posted by Vulkis Magmar

[> fuCk you. my workLife ANd LoveLife... ANd hAteLife!... Are ALL seperAte thiNGs.

Originally Posted by Skehth Cubias

{I know it may be tempting to beat him into melted orange creamsicle, but he IS my friend... sortof...}

Originally Posted by Yindus Gorrel

)... It's been eight sweeps and I still have this faint hope he'll pretend he's normal just once...)

Originally Posted by Yagvus Gorrel

(HEY YINDUS ARE YOU GONNA EAT HIS FACE??(

Originally Posted by Vallix Trespe

busy with pati-nts and cli-nts... and practically auspisticising b-tw--n avirox and alt-rnia.

Originally Posted by Fexxos Vyront

< > My moirail'§ higher up than you and §he ordered me not to take order§.< >

I'm in skype chat, hehehehe!

[4:46:24 PM] kaviCordi: HI IFFY
[4:46:32 PM] Cliff Racer: HI SUP
[4:46:38 PM] The Immortal Meme: HI SEXI FEXXY
[4:46:42 PM] kaviCordi: :O
[4:46:46 PM] kaviCordi: :/O
[4:46:53 PM] kaviCordi: kaviCordi falls out of chair
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Kavikiros Cordescka is shot
[1:28:47 PM] Kavikiros Cordescka: Ow
[1:29:09 PM] Cliff Racer: {" sorry, m"ssed:
[1:29:47 PM] Overlard: | Som-on- n--ds to work on th-ir +im. |
[1:29:58 PM] Cliff Racer: {" " just woke up, b"te me:
[1:30:17 PM] Overlard: | I would r+th-r not. I do not w+nt +n inf-ction from you. |
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[8:19:30 PM] •Silvy•: Hornits horns kind of
[8:19:37 PM] •Silvy•: look like they were gonna do some cool-as-shit spiral thing
[8:19:41 PM] •Silvy•: but then just kind of gave up on life
[8:19:44 PM] ~Kavi~: XD
[8:19:45 PM] •Silvy•: and started to droop down because
[8:19:51 PM] •Silvy•: that is what things do when they give up on life
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[12:38:38 PM] Chris: HOW DO I KNOW WHAT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
[12:38:43 PM] Chris: WE ARE TYPING TEXT
[12:38:46 PM] •Silvy•: FKLJGLK
[12:38:48 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE ANYTHING
[12:38:51 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE GERMAN
[12:38:54 PM] •Silvy•: IM NOT TALKIGN THO
[12:38:56 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE LEMON JELLY
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The Immortal Meme STEALS THE BUTTS
[2:50:01 AM] •Silvy•: NO
[2:50:02 AM] •Silvy•: WHY
[2:50:02 AM] The Immortal Meme HOARDS THEM
[2:50:03 AM] •Silvy•: THEY WERE MY BUTTS
[2:50:07 AM] •Silvy•: I COLLECTED THEM
[2:50:09 AM] The Immortal Meme SCREECHES AND RUNS OFF
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[6:17:22 PM] The Immortal Meme: I kinda wanna take a nap but I should nt
[6:17:30 PM] The Immortal Meme: Someone make me stay up
[6:24:11 PM] aimlessMastermind: The immortalMemelizer person.
[6:24:22 PM] aimlessMastermind: The immortalMemelizer person, I am pregnant.
[6:24:26 PM] The Immortal Meme: W
[6:24:31 PM] aimlessMastermind: The infant is the Gavron troll's.
[6:24:38 PM] The Immortal Meme: WH
[6:24:46 PM] •Silvy•: wHAT
[6:24:49 PM] aimlessMastermind: Yes.
[6:24:53 PM] •Silvy•: oH MY GOD
[6:25:04 PM] •Silvy•: aiMLESS WHAT
[6:25:11 PM] aimlessMastermind: She wished to be awake?
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[5:57:06 PM] Asu: Asu wonders back in
[5:57:16 PM] Cliff Racer: Cliff Racer ponders on outside
[5:57:26 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ contemplates on the ceiling
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[7:25:08 PM] ~Kavi~: I like my friends like I like my jelly beans.
Assorted.
[7:25:29 PM | Edited 7:25:46 PM] The Immortal Meme: I like my friends how i like my animal crackers
with their limbs ripped off
[7:25:31 PM] The Immortal Meme: delicious.
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[8:20:29 PM] Arious: owo?
[8:20:46 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo!
[8:20:58 PM] Arious: owo;
[8:21:05 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo''
[8:21:31 PM] Arious: owo∂
[8:21:38 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo /
[8:21:44 PM] •Silvy•: o o
[8:21:47 PM] Syvar: Deer Jesus and his cousin Bambi cut that shit out!
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[5:34:15 PM] Chris: Chris walks in, punches a wall
[5:34:22 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ punches a door
[5:34:24 PM] Chris: Chris shatters all bones in his hand
[5:34:27 PM] Chris: Chris cries
[5:34:32 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ shatters reality
[5:34:33 PM] Hawktopuss: chris!
[5:34:42 PM] Ari: Ari punches a pillow, proceeds to fluff it.

KC: Do you know how many fucks I give?
KC: Negative one fucks.
TE: It takes two fucks to make a plural.

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05-01-2012, 04:54 PM #2147

CrazedWormHole

It's sO easy vhen yOu're evil.

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

Obitus is just doing his thing.

By which I mean sitting in his corner and creeping at someone. In this case the bickering blueblood and greenblood.

OOC handle is nightlyTerrorteller . Feel free to pester about anything at all.

Fantrolls

Sporus Infiti
lonesomeRevolutionary
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'2"

Tropia Zonnen
???
A: 6 Sweeps
H: 5'6"

Braend Megaim
empoweredAlacrity
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'0"

Jujuma Mumbos
accursedPriestess
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 5'8"

Antenn Shelle
unwillingSpiritualist
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 5'5"

Dessia Devvin
scavengingTelepath
A: 8.5 Sweeps
H: 5'7"

Vildra Unnamt
secludedEnthusiast
A: 6 Sweeps
H: 5.5"

Aefall Harves
consignableDehydration
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 5'8"

Dhreik Atrans
sixthScale
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'0"

Loquax Bubuma
informativeExpertise
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'6"

Ucalya Opocal
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'9"

Haejan Phynks
nonagonLanding
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'3"

Dojern Salzar
favorableNetwork
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'7"

Hidori Gaiais
masqueradeNectar
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 5'6"

Zerleg Risham
indestructibleKnifepoint
A: 7.5 Sweeps
H: 6'0"

Falora Faunas
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'5"

Jayien Ritter
encodedOutcast
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'8"

Kreipe Fragor
explosiveBoundaries
A: 6 Sweeps
H: 5'5"

Sterrat Ladiam
innocentBusiness
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'7"

Barsho Barito
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'6"

Jowauk Gouole
???
A: 8.5 Sweeps
H: 6'2"

Kettei Massas
establishedOwnership
A: 9 Sweeps
H: 5'5"

Caedes Vaesan
biochemicalExperimentalist
A: 8.5 Sweeps
H: 5'9"

Glaesi Jafros
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 6'0"

Campir Loboro
unnecessaryInnocence
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'8"
♥: Zlukev Kharon (Meyanni)

Shadon Absoli
certainlyChivalrous
A: 7 Sweeps
H: 5'8"

Protos Agrest
amplifiedBehemoth
A: 9 Sweeps
B: 7'0"
♥: Shyama Pastel (Weeaboo)
♠: Igniru Oculos (Fexxos Vyront)

Badvar Neitor
indifferentlyMonotone
A: 6.5 Sweeps
H: 5'6"
♥: Ailere Tosim (FubbalyWubbaly)

Nataio Selphi
traditionalMonarchy
A: 9 Sweeps
H: 6'0"
♥: Anguis Asperi (DragonEye47)
♠: Crayso Asperi (DragonEye47)
♦: Kthomi Shamza (Meyanni)

Chelin Slomos
???
A: 8 Sweeps
H: 5'7"

Awesome quotes:

Originally Posted by probableWizardry

spongebob is a square schlong

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05-01-2012, 04:55 PM #2148

Tekkenfreak4

Trollslum Cafe Regular

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

[(o)!_!(o)] you arÉ stiLL on
about that? just gÉt
ovÉr it...

OOC / Self insert FanHuman's Handle: acidReign
My main blog
Avatar by TheNeonWerewolf

Fantrolls and Quotes:

My Fantrolls:

Varnak Cadrom

gamingSwordsman | Varnak Cadrom
Weaponsmith and gamer
Hey dude! Wha7's up?
Able to be trolled - Varnak's Trollscore 1535G (Discontinued)
Confirmed: ♦ Horrin(Strider), ♥ Cardie(Wycca)
Possible: None

Larvin Eletro

vinylBeats | Larvin Eletro
DJ and music artist
[(o)!_!(o)] Dj LÉD is in
thÉ housÉ!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Raevis(Fexxos Vyront), ♦ Soshin(Moon Redeemer), ♠ Octana(Weeaboo)
Possible: None

Farlow Belsci

racingComrade | Farlow Belsci
Anti-gravity vehicle racer
>> Яacing is all I dQ. And I lQve it! X
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Xellha(Wycca), ♦ Vicari(Flamerider64)
Possible: None

Mokuja Tetsun

ironFist | Mokuja Tetsun
Cybernetic Sensei and Dojo owner
Now, tak# th# fly from my hand. ! dar# you.
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: None
Possible: None

Trefak Bogren

rushedTemper | Trefak Bogren
Fast working bartender and woodworker.
i>>nee|)>>to>>hurry!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♠ Chever(FubbalyWubbaly)
Possible: None

Flynne Vineks

programmingUnknown | Flynne Vineks
Programmer and inventor
/|\>---i have cReated a digital fR㉧NTieR!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: None
Possible: ♥ Mazeni(Captain Lhurgoyf)

Rhosea Heptka

uprootedLeaflet | Rhosea Heptka
Gardner and bookworm
}--shρuld I leaf yρu alρne--<c
Able to be trolled, WIP
Confirmed: None
Possible: ♥ Deyuki(Hpboy7)

Galvikus Voulgean

greatSmith | Galvikus Voulgean
Varnak's Ancestor
[n] Hello. Have we me7 before?
Able to be trolled

Favorite Quotes:

[03:07] KC: You know
[03:07] KC: This aspect of troll culture has ALWAYS fascinated me
[03:08] AR: wh1ch 1s?
[03:08] KC: "You just fucked up my phone, that's so sexy."

[12:14] AR: 1 never 7hou9h7 of 17 l1ke 7ha7...
[12:14] PN: indeed p_o
[12:16] AR: pff7
[12:16] AR: n1ce monacle
[12:16] PN: so british |D
[12:16] AR: wa17, do you have a monacle?
[12:16] PN: nah, i'm just exuberently fancy : p**
[12:16] PN: *hides monocle collection*
[12:16] AR: ...w17hou7 7he monacle?
[12:17] PN: of course, thats just a silly stereotype
[12:17] PN: <.<
[12:17] PN: >.>
[12:17] AR: ...you have a monacle, don'7 you...
[12:17] PN: ...maybe.
[12:18] AR: ...don'7 you?
[12:18] PN: yes =.=
[12:18] AR: knew 17...

[11:04] AR: patience, young one
[11:05] AH: NO
[11:05] -- acidReign [AR] waves his hand. --
[11:05] AR: You will have patience
[11:06] AH: justin
[11:06] AH: what are you doing
[11:06] AH: you are not yogi bear
[11:06] AH: wait
[11:06] AH: whats his name
[11:06] AR: Yoda

[09:31] SS: I'M JESUS
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] SS: THE JESUS THAT OCCASIONALLY GETS THINGS WRONG
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] AR: the moderately omnicient Jesus

[02:04] IF: she needs pot
[02:05] IF: *plot

[08:53] AR: < ><**
[08:53] AN: xD
[08:53] AN: Looks like the christian fish symbol.
[08:53] AR: I caught a Jesus!

[12:14:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: you are no fun.
[12:15:03 AM] Beef Lardington: Yep.
Total buzzkill right here.
The place where jokes go to die and have their tombs defiled.
[12:16:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: stop fucking the concrete!
[12:16:36 AM] Beef Lardington: Make me!

[04:43] AR: Tron Evolutions main character is named Anon
[04:43] SS: clearly it's about the rise of 4Chan in the grid.

**Edited to get rid of smiley

Extra Stuff and Credits:

Extra Stuff:

My troll's themes
Varnak's Formspring
BONUS THEME: Mokuja's Lusus AKA Alex
My trolls in Soul Calibur V!
Kempah Treyoh (Nightcastle) in Soul Calibur V
Arcena (Nightcastle) in Soul Calibur V
Kynath (inexplicableSigns) in SC V
Kavi Corben (Fexxos Vyront) in SC V
Cardie Medisa (Wycca) SC V
Dyanas (Syvar) SC V

Credits:

Varnak EB sprite by Steev
Varnak AB base by Tiitha
Varnak AB edits by Blank
Varnak vision seven-fold idea by Sigma
Varnak horns and shades by Gen Chat
Larvin AB by Weeaboo
Larvin HS by Rai-CH
Farlow AB by Araiss and Flamerider64
Mokuja AB by Syvar
Justin AB by thirteenGraves
Mokuja AB edits by BishouTaka
Larvin AB edit by BishouTaka
Varnak Guest AB by Nightcastle
Varnak Jedi by Cadorean
Varnak armor by Syvar
Trefak sprite by CrazedWormHole
Flynne sprite by Wycca

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05-01-2012, 05:02 PM #2149

DeoDrew

BEEP BEEP WOOF

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

The author agrees with Larvin.

You, however, do not. And this causes you to scream a little and take out a Vuvuzella, and try to stab his shoulder.
Oh, the memories.

Rarely on rusticCanopener

[12:12:19 AM] elegyeccentric: I will break off all my other fingers and replace them with middle ones.
[12:12:28 AM] elegyeccentric: So every finger will be a giant fuck you to the world.

AWESOME QUOTES

[01:56] AH: WA
[01:56] AH: WHAT
[01:56] AH: YOU NO CRIPLLE
[01:56] AH: MISTER LEGURN I DONT LIKE YOU ANYMORE

Quick Legurn, say Deus Ex Machina. Maybe if you say it loud enough, Vulkis will come barreling in.
....
Ok, probably not.

[05:10] TM: And for some reason
[05:10] TM: Legurn has to be stabbed too.
[05:10] CH: [|:| Deal-nerd.

Quickly Ublich sneaks and slithers like a grinch on Christmas behind leg-run. Sniff sniff his nose goes, he can smell leg-runs hopes, his dreams, and his desires for the tea. Mmm does it smell good, almost intoxicating. For he knows exactly what he will do with them, take them and smash them like the tea cup be for him. Leg-run's desires will be nothing more then a shatter ceramic mess upon the floor left for some lowly fellow to clean up some time later only followed by being forgotten forever.
Ublich starts to play solitaire.

[04:29] TM: And it is only the begining
[04:30] TM: This is only the prologue of the hentai series called:
[04:30] TM: Katrin tentacle no piko
[04:31] JP: shit there goes my drink

[07:09] MM: In a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you want to see Legurn cry
[07:09] TM: 11

[03:36:11] NC: i want cake
[03:43:58] NC: I'M GETTING UP
[03:43:59] NC: I'M
[03:44:03] NC: GONNA DO IT
[03:44:07] NC: I'M GONNA GETUP
[03:44:38] MM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-h_l1WfRM

[11:37:48 PM] Auto: Pestering Huklep has taken the place of clicking random on tvtropes as my favorite thing to do when I start getting bored.

[2:43:59 AM] Deo: I thought Prince of Void was a wonky idea, so i threw it on Kent.
[2:44:36 AM] Chris: Eh, it's interesting
[2:47:07 AM] Chris: I take it he's gonna void the shit outta stuff?
[2:47:59 AM] Deo: "bitch i am gonna void da SHIT OUT OF YOU"
[2:48:16 AM] Deo: "GET READY, NOTHING IS COMING LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN."
[2:50:48 AM] Chris: THE VOIDTRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
[2:51:29 AM] Deo: "GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE STRAPPED DOWN TO THE TRAIN TRACKS. AND GUESS WHAT THE FUCK IS COMING???"
[2:51:37 AM] Deo: "THAT'S RIGHT. NOTHING. A FUCK TON OF IT."

[10:21:25 PM] Deo: (O) I am...not dooming our session...for a nice shower. (X)
[10:21:46 PM] Auto: "yOU prefer tO dOOm OUr sessiOn with yOUr smell?"
[10:21:54 PM] Deo: (O) ..touche. (X)

[11:36] OF: Are you saying I actually have to be funny to get into a Debro sig quote?
[11:36] TM: yyep
[11:36] OF: Aww man!

[11:15:38 PM] Curtis and Greg: which I'm still figureing out what her lusus is
[11:15:48 PM] Deo: Deodad.
[11:16:01 PM] Curtis and Greg: no
[11:16:02 PM] Curtis and Greg: no
[11:16:07 PM] Curtis and Greg: deodad is a horrible lusus
[11:16:15 PM] Deo: He is the best lusus fuck you

[11:27] OF: Wait why does Mr_19 steal all your trolls matesprits

[5:10:02 PM] Overnightfurniture: I have so much logics
[5:10:03 PM] Overnightfurniture: I have none
[5:10:18 PM] Deo: just like
[5:10:20 PM] Deo: oh he's high
[5:10:22 PM] Deo: better kiss him
[5:10:26 PM] Overnightfurniture: yeah
[5:10:31 PM] Deo: Ceceta Logic.

[10:19] GA: Breathe In That Deep, Acidic Tang.
[10:19] GA: Let It Flow Through Your Fins.
[10:20] GA: And Fill Your Bladder-Based Vascular System.
[10:20] GA: And Know.
[10:20] GA: That You Are Full Of Piss.

[10:46] SO: an ]o[bn]o[xi]o[us, deluded assh]o[le.
[10:47] UT: Á kind, únderstánding, húmble ásshóle. Qúite.
[10:47] SO: wh]o[ pr]o[bably smells like a sweeps-dead fish carcass.
[10:47] SO: an ]o[bn]o[xi]o[us, deluded, full-]o[f-shit assh]o[le.
[10:47] UT: I smell like cúcúmbers, fúck yóú. Qúite.

One Elegy section to rule them all.

[7:29:38 PM] elegyeccentric: I'd rather throw a baby in a blender and drink it than grope some random person.

elegyEcctentric: Why do you insist on having intelligent conversations on analyzing characters when I'm half-asleep?
Deodrew: Because then I have a chance of winning.

[1:01:14 AM] Deocactus: Not now Elegy.
[1:01:18 AM] Deocactus: I can't sleep YET.
[1:01:23 AM] Deocactus: I'm still sobbing uncontrolably.
[1:01:32 AM] elegyeccentric: Would you like to sob into my bosom?
[1:01:41 AM] randomhobo4: How about my bosom?
[1:01:51 AM] Deocactus: I don't want either of your bosoms.

Deocactus: The trolls are pretty much there to move the plot along.
elegyEccentric: And die.

[8:29:08 PM] Deocactus: Sarcor and Achera are like a hardcore wrestling tag team.
[8:30:16 PM] elegyeccentric: BEST WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
[8:30:24 PM] elegyeccentric: INSTEAD OF BRINGING FRUITCAKE, THEY BRING PAIN.

elegyEccentric: I was mostly joking, considering the fuckton many Deo has. He's like the troll-creating equivalent of a Chinese sweatshop.

[8:30:48 PM] elegyeccentric: I heard that game berates you for turning off without saving, so I was like "WELP NOPE."
[8:30:58 PM] elegyeccentric: And then never played an Animal Crossing game because lazy.
[8:31:02 PM] Deocactus: Alllllll Animal crossing games did that.
[8:31:16 PM] Deocactus: But it's fuuucking hilarious.
[8:31:29 PM] Deocactus: This mole pops out of the ground
[8:31:38 PM] Deocactus: yells at you for like 20 seconds
[8:31:46 PM] Deocactus: then next time you do it he says "bro srsly"
[8:31:58 PM] Deocactus: then when you do it for like the 40th time he's just like done with life and shit.
[8:32:10 PM] elegyeccentric: So basically you drive a mole to suicide.
[8:32:19 PM] Deocactus: I did.
[8:32:23 PM] Deocactus: I'm not ashamed.

Sarcor's got his friendships with Enecus and Palipa, plus, you know, becoming the Medium champion at kickboat.

[10:19] GA: Breathe In That Deep, Acidic Tang.
[10:19] GA: Let It Flow Through Your Fins.
[10:20] GA: And Fill Your Bladder-Based Vascular System.
[10:20] GA: And Know.
[10:20] GA: That You Are Full Of Piss.

Huklep would get attached to a tapeworm if it hugged him before settling into his intestines.

[1:34:40 AM] elegyeccentric: So in the Sims, I have Hrista and Sarcor chilling together, right? They also have a butler due to being lazy fucks who like horseback riding, painting, and gratuitously touching each other. This butler also loves walking in to watch them do the last of these activities.
[1:35:02 AM] Deocactus: I feel like Sarcor is in every place to ask the Butler why he doesn't have hair when he sleeps now.
[1:35:30 AM] elegyeccentric: "I say sir, this matter of personal inquiry is inappropriate for a working environment. Sir."
[1:36:20 AM] Deocactus: "Look, Butler dude, you have your personal things and I have my personal things. But since you're so fond of watching me put my personal thing into her personal thing, I think I'm in a place to ask this."

Stop hanging off the fourth wall, Huklep. It's not cute when you do that shit.

Legurn's Formspring||| My tumblr

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05-01-2012, 05:08 PM #2150

Tekkenfreak4

Trollslum Cafe Regular

Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

Larvin grabs the Vuvuzella before it could stab him.
Again.

[(o)!_!(o)] oh Do not start
this again!

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OOC / Self insert FanHuman's Handle: acidReign
My main blog
Avatar by TheNeonWerewolf

Fantrolls and Quotes:

My Fantrolls:

Varnak Cadrom

gamingSwordsman | Varnak Cadrom
Weaponsmith and gamer
Hey dude! Wha7's up?
Able to be trolled - Varnak's Trollscore 1535G (Discontinued)
Confirmed: ♦ Horrin(Strider), ♥ Cardie(Wycca)
Possible: None

Larvin Eletro

vinylBeats | Larvin Eletro
DJ and music artist
[(o)!_!(o)] Dj LÉD is in
thÉ housÉ!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Raevis(Fexxos Vyront), ♦ Soshin(Moon Redeemer), ♠ Octana(Weeaboo)
Possible: None

Farlow Belsci

racingComrade | Farlow Belsci
Anti-gravity vehicle racer
>> Яacing is all I dQ. And I lQve it! X
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Xellha(Wycca), ♦ Vicari(Flamerider64)
Possible: None

Mokuja Tetsun

ironFist | Mokuja Tetsun
Cybernetic Sensei and Dojo owner
Now, tak# th# fly from my hand. ! dar# you.
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: None
Possible: None

Trefak Bogren

rushedTemper | Trefak Bogren
Fast working bartender and woodworker.
i>>nee|)>>to>>hurry!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♠ Chever(FubbalyWubbaly)
Possible: None

Flynne Vineks

programmingUnknown | Flynne Vineks
Programmer and inventor
/|\>---i have cReated a digital fR㉧NTieR!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: None
Possible: ♥ Mazeni(Captain Lhurgoyf)

Rhosea Heptka

uprootedLeaflet | Rhosea Heptka
Gardner and bookworm
}--shρuld I leaf yρu alρne--<c
Able to be trolled, WIP
Confirmed: None
Possible: ♥ Deyuki(Hpboy7)

Galvikus Voulgean

greatSmith | Galvikus Voulgean
Varnak's Ancestor
[n] Hello. Have we me7 before?
Able to be trolled

Favorite Quotes:

[03:07] KC: You know
[03:07] KC: This aspect of troll culture has ALWAYS fascinated me
[03:08] AR: wh1ch 1s?
[03:08] KC: "You just fucked up my phone, that's so sexy."

[12:14] AR: 1 never 7hou9h7 of 17 l1ke 7ha7...
[12:14] PN: indeed p_o
[12:16] AR: pff7
[12:16] AR: n1ce monacle
[12:16] PN: so british |D
[12:16] AR: wa17, do you have a monacle?
[12:16] PN: nah, i'm just exuberently fancy : p**
[12:16] PN: *hides monocle collection*
[12:16] AR: ...w17hou7 7he monacle?
[12:17] PN: of course, thats just a silly stereotype
[12:17] PN: <.<
[12:17] PN: >.>
[12:17] AR: ...you have a monacle, don'7 you...
[12:17] PN: ...maybe.
[12:18] AR: ...don'7 you?
[12:18] PN: yes =.=
[12:18] AR: knew 17...

[11:04] AR: patience, young one
[11:05] AH: NO
[11:05] -- acidReign [AR] waves his hand. --
[11:05] AR: You will have patience
[11:06] AH: justin
[11:06] AH: what are you doing
[11:06] AH: you are not yogi bear
[11:06] AH: wait
[11:06] AH: whats his name
[11:06] AR: Yoda

[09:31] SS: I'M JESUS
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] SS: THE JESUS THAT OCCASIONALLY GETS THINGS WRONG
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] AR: the moderately omnicient Jesus

[02:04] IF: she needs pot
[02:05] IF: *plot

[08:53] AR: < ><**
[08:53] AN: xD
[08:53] AN: Looks like the christian fish symbol.
[08:53] AR: I caught a Jesus!

[12:14:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: you are no fun.
[12:15:03 AM] Beef Lardington: Yep.
Total buzzkill right here.
The place where jokes go to die and have their tombs defiled.
[12:16:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: stop fucking the concrete!
[12:16:36 AM] Beef Lardington: Make me!

[04:43] AR: Tron Evolutions main character is named Anon
[04:43] SS: clearly it's about the rise of 4Chan in the grid.

**Edited to get rid of smiley

Extra Stuff and Credits:

Extra Stuff:

My troll's themes
Varnak's Formspring
BONUS THEME: Mokuja's Lusus AKA Alex
My trolls in Soul Calibur V!
Kempah Treyoh (Nightcastle) in Soul Calibur V
Arcena (Nightcastle) in Soul Calibur V
Kynath (inexplicableSigns) in SC V
Kavi Corben (Fexxos Vyront) in SC V
Cardie Medisa (Wycca) SC V
Dyanas (Syvar) SC V

Credits:

Varnak EB sprite by Steev
Varnak AB base by Tiitha
Varnak AB edits by Blank
Varnak vision seven-fold idea by Sigma
Varnak horns and shades by Gen Chat
Larvin AB by Weeaboo
Larvin HS by Rai-CH
Farlow AB by Araiss and Flamerider64
Mokuja AB by Syvar
Justin AB by thirteenGraves
Mokuja AB edits by BishouTaka
Larvin AB edit by BishouTaka
Varnak Guest AB by Nightcastle
Varnak Jedi by Cadorean
Varnak armor by Syvar
Trefak sprite by CrazedWormHole
Flynne sprite by Wycca

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