Vriska Quarantine Thread[8+(8+8+8+8)/8]*8/8: Never 8eaten, not even in death!

[NotPete]

I'm not sure if I should envy or pity Jake if it does happen to him. On one hand, both of them are unbearable. On the other hand, legs.

Truly a question for the ages.

Maybe their combined attempts at manipul8ing him will cancel eachother out?

[just that guy]

Maybe their combined attempts at manipul8ing him will cancel eachother out?

vriska would be too busy 'working' with tavros to be with jake to begin with.

[Jarr]

The crackshipper in me is trying to make Vriska/Jake/Aranea an OT3.

They have a lot to offer each other, even if they have never actually talked to each other at all. :V

I shall call it "Spider Sandwich"

Make this happen. Right now.

[colwag]

vriska would be too busy 'working' with tavros to be with jake to begin with.

In this universe Tavros has ceased to exist.

It's just an endless expanse of space where only Jake, Aranea, and Vriska exist, and anything they can imagine that is not another living creature.

Besides, why can't we ship with tavros too multishipping is the best shipping.

Just make it Tavros/Vriska/John, or something.

[FowlJ]

In this universe Tavros has ceased to exist.

It's just an endless expanse of space where only Jake, Aranea, and Vriska exist, and anything they can imagine that is not another living creature.

Besides, why can't we ship with tavros too multishipping is the best shipping.

Just make it Tavros/Vriska/John, or something.

Tavros/Vriska/John/Jake/Aranea?

[mysteriousOutsider]

because any ship that includes tavros induces nausea

[NotPete]

vriska would be too busy 'working' with tavros to be with jake to begin with.

Yeah, but when she sees Jake its all "Oh Mr. English, you're so sexy!" Then she'll be all over him like shippers on homestuck.

[colwag]

because any ship that includes tavros induces nausea

Are you saying that shortly after seeing Tavros jet around in his rocket chair, he was puking all over the sides of it?

Ew.

[just that guy]

Yeah, but when she sees Jake its all "Oh Mr. English, you're so sexy!" Then she'll be all over him like shippers on homestuck.

jake is too busy working with aranea to work with vriska. and after all that working they've done, tavros will have become quite the fellow.

because any ship that includes tavros induces nausea

except the times that it doesn't

[colwag]

jake is too busy working with aranea to work with vriska. and after all that working they've done, tavros will have become quite the fellow.

What do you mean he's too busy?

There's plenty of English to go around.

And Aranea and Vriska are sorta-kinda-maybe the same person, so it's not like he'd be cheating on her. I suppose.

[Dastardly bananas]

There's already Vriska/Aranea art, I don't see why you can't mash that together with some Vriska/Jake or Aranea/Jake art.

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Yeah, but when she sees Jake its all "Oh Mr. English, you're so sexy!" Then she'll be all over him like shippers on homestuck.

That's pretty much the best comparison I've ever heard.

[just that guy]

And Aranea and Vriska are sorta-kinda-maybe the same person, so it's not like he'd be cheating on her. I suppose.

aranea is like a bajihlillion year old exposition fairy who conveys absolutely no emotion whatsoever, and vriska is a bitch.
they're spidertrolls is the only thing that is relatable.

aranea gets all of jake's awkward boners. all of them.

[mysteriousOutsider]

Are you saying that shortly after seeing Tavros jet around in his rocket chair, he was puking all over the sides of it?

Ew.

No. But yes.

[NotPete]

What do you mean he's too busy?

There's plenty of English to go around.

And Aranea and Vriska are sorta-kinda-maybe the same person, so it's not like he'd be cheating on her. I suppose.

Jake's good at dual-wielding

[FowlJ]

Jake's good at duel-wielding

It sure would be smooth had you spelt dual right.

[NotPete]

It sure would be smooth had you spelt duel right.

I have failed you. There's only one way I could make up for such a horrible transgression.

[Zaprika]

Because I do not care for the current subject I will instead brag about the new character I unlocked in Brawl!



Look it! So awesome! You have to 100% the game naturally, but it's worth it. Her final smash is kinda like Luigi's only if you get caught you're character runs off the stage instead of the whole confusion deal or flower...oh and she doesn't dance which sucks.

For best results I suggest you spam the down B attack at all times.

[Dastardly bananas]

Because I do not care for the current subject I will instead brag about the new character I unlocked in Brawl!
Look it! So awesome! You have to 100% the game naturally, but it's worth it. Her final smash is kinda like Luigi's only if you get caught you're character runs off the stage instead of the whole confusion deal or flower...oh and she doesn't dance which sucks.
For best results I suggest you spam the down B attack at all times.

If Vriska really was a character in Brawl, what would her B attack even be?

[The Illusive Man]

Because I do not care for the current subject I will instead brag about the new character I unlocked in Brawl!



Look it! So awesome! You have to 100% the game naturally, but it's worth it. Her final smash is kinda like Luigi's only if you get caught you're character runs off the stage instead of the whole confusion deal or flower...oh and she doesn't dance which sucks.

For best results I suggest you spam the down B attack at all times.

You are clearly a better gamer than the rest of this community if you can 100% the game naturally. Does this mean not using your hammers to unlock things?

[just that guy]

If Vriska really was a character in Brawl, what would her B attack even be?

how would stealing luck apply to brawl?

also zaprika if you make a manip of vriska and snake on the moses stage you can have all of the yes that i keep stored somewhere around my cubicorner. all of the yes.

[Dastardly bananas]

how would stealing luck apply to brawl?

Steal the luck, enemies get hit by projectiles and falling items more often?

[The Illusive Man]

Steal the luck, enemies get hit by projectiles and falling items more often?

And if items were turned off?

[just that guy]

And if items were turned off?

you stumble around and get hit in the face by everything

[Dastardly bananas]

And if items were turned off?

Maybe you would be more likely to die on the moving stages? Or maybe your timing would be just a little off, since it takes some luck to get good timing.

you stumble around and get hit in the face by everything

Or that.

[just that guy]

Or that.

no, i mean like, literally everything. things flying from all directions to hit you in the face. get hit once by an eridan and it's game over.




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