Vriska Quarantine Thread[8+(8+8+8+8)/8]*8/8: Never 8eaten, not even in death!
Welcome to the 12th Vriska thread! This is the thread where we talk all about Vriska: whether we like her, hate her, or just want to have random discussions about her! We also talk about related spidertrolls like Mindfang and Aranea. Every page 88 we have a big Vriska art dump. The images can be your own, or just the result of a random search, it doesn't matter. Though people get mad when you have posts with no images. Make sure you post pictures with your comments! I don't think you'd want to be fed to Spidermom...
Welcome tradition, this is your spot!
We also have a new tradition: cubicles! Everyone can have one, even the lurkers. Just ask for one or PM me.
These are the current assignments, if it's blank, assume it's empty.
Section 1:
1-1: obolisk0430
1-2:
1-3: Zaprika
1-4: Just That Guy/Metal Gear ray (it totally fits, don't worry)
1-5: oogley
1-6: Stormspirit
1-7: Dastardly bananas
1-8: Vriska
oh shit man
oh shit
so many fucks are going to be flying
it's a shoulder fight
Fight? There isn't going to be a fight. It will be a shoulder massacre. Tendons flying all over the place.
Originally Posted by Dmatix
Originally Posted by nostalgebraist
Guys, someone just told me that Vriska's death might serve as a suggestion that she was too "dangerous" to have a relationship with John, and I got mad.
I think this thread is rubbing off on me.
It's not so bad. Until the voices start.
Kill everyone
Really, this thread is just fine.
Never leave us, We will make you stay.
Yeah.
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
I'm gone for 20 minutes, come back, and we're talking about rape.
I'm not sure how to react to that.
uh, yeah.
sorry for fucking with your thread there.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I leave for two minutes and this thread is gradually losing it's clothing.
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by NotPete
Just piles and piles of Dirk.
Dirk's sprite will be prototyped with Dirk and Dirk.
His consorts will be Dirks.
Also, his planet is a Dirk.
And, as a super special twist, Dirk is...
a Dirk.
LE is Dirk.
The entire universe is actually just billions of little Dirk's. However, Lord Engdirk wants to be the only Dirk in existence, so he tries to destroy the universe.
Homestuck, solved.
LE is the ectobiological son of Dirk and Dirk. He has double the normal dose longing for Jake in him. That's why he tske up the name English.
Homestuck SOLVED 2x combo
Because he has a 2x JAKE LONGING combo, he wants to eliminate his Dirkly competition via universe destruction. Unfortunately, he fails to realize that destroying the universe would destroy Jake too. When he destroys the universe and subsequently kills Jake, he falls into depression and kills himself. Because there are no longer any Dirks, Homestuck cannot sustain itself. And so it ends.
I ship JohnxVriska as a human. Human has aspects of troll and troll, in that a serious bf/gf (or spouse) not only loves their partner in the sense, but also genuinely cares about them, and wants to keep them safe and calm, in a sense. I think it would be harder for a human to split their needs in a quadrant than it would be for a troll to have the same person in two quadrants.
Disclaimer: I have no fucking idea about human romance. Any comments I make on the subject are more than likely wrong, and should be summarily ignored.
The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.
IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Originally Posted by bibliomaniac
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.
Society almost collapsed as a result.
Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.
He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.
I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.
Originally Posted by Sizik
It sounds like she has a British accent.
Wait...
British...
Lord British...
Lord English...
OH MY GOD
UU IS MS. PAINT!
Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Originally Posted by LMLYP
Originally Posted by Efesell
Originally Posted by LMLYP
this is the most terrifying part of the update
GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.
Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.
But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.
oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le
This is just kind of silly.
are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".
your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.
if UU is LE,
the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'
Originally Posted by ceilingotaku
Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.
If this isn't canon I don't know what is.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.
Originally Posted by Ken
Originally Posted by Rikushadow5
Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?
Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
I ship JohnxVriska as a human. Human has aspects of troll and troll, in that a serious bf/gf (or spouse) not only loves their partner in the sense, but also genuinely cares about them, and wants to keep them safe and calm, in a sense. I think it would be harder for a human to split their needs in a quadrant than it would be for a troll to have the same person in two quadrants.
Disclaimer: I have no fucking idea about human romance. Any comments I make on the subject are more than likely wrong, and should be summarily ignored.
Re: Vriska Quarantine Thread 8+4: Never 8eaten, not even in death!
Originally Posted by User 18
So, yeah. How about that Vriska?
Someone say something that someone else disagrees with so I can pick a side.
Hum...it's hard to actually say something to disagree on just like that. Especially when you don't mean it...even saying 'Vriska is a huge bitch' isn't enough. Because everyone know that Vriska is a huge bitch.
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
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Sigquotes
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
oh shit man
oh shit
so many fucks are going to be flying
it's a shoulder fight
Fight? There isn't going to be a fight. It will be a shoulder massacre. Tendons flying all over the place.
Originally Posted by Dmatix
Originally Posted by nostalgebraist
Guys, someone just told me that Vriska's death might serve as a suggestion that she was too "dangerous" to have a relationship with John, and I got mad.
I think this thread is rubbing off on me.
It's not so bad. Until the voices start.
Kill everyone
Really, this thread is just fine.
Never leave us, We will make you stay.
Yeah.
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
I'm gone for 20 minutes, come back, and we're talking about rape.
I'm not sure how to react to that.
uh, yeah.
sorry for fucking with your thread there.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I leave for two minutes and this thread is gradually losing it's clothing.
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by NotPete
Just piles and piles of Dirk.
Dirk's sprite will be prototyped with Dirk and Dirk.
His consorts will be Dirks.
Also, his planet is a Dirk.
And, as a super special twist, Dirk is...
a Dirk.
LE is Dirk.
The entire universe is actually just billions of little Dirk's. However, Lord Engdirk wants to be the only Dirk in existence, so he tries to destroy the universe.
Homestuck, solved.
LE is the ectobiological son of Dirk and Dirk. He has double the normal dose longing for Jake in him. That's why he tske up the name English.
Homestuck SOLVED 2x combo
Because he has a 2x JAKE LONGING combo, he wants to eliminate his Dirkly competition via universe destruction. Unfortunately, he fails to realize that destroying the universe would destroy Jake too. When he destroys the universe and subsequently kills Jake, he falls into depression and kills himself. Because there are no longer any Dirks, Homestuck cannot sustain itself. And so it ends.
I ship JohnxVriska as a human. Human has aspects of troll and troll, in that a serious bf/gf (or spouse) not only loves their partner in the sense, but also genuinely cares about them, and wants to keep them safe and calm, in a sense. I think it would be harder for a human to split their needs in a quadrant than it would be for a troll to have the same person in two quadrants.
Disclaimer: I have no fucking idea about human romance. Any comments I make on the subject are more than likely wrong, and should be summarily ignored.
oh shit man
oh shit
so many fucks are going to be flying
it's a shoulder fight
Fight? There isn't going to be a fight. It will be a shoulder massacre. Tendons flying all over the place.
Originally Posted by Dmatix
Originally Posted by nostalgebraist
Guys, someone just told me that Vriska's death might serve as a suggestion that she was too "dangerous" to have a relationship with John, and I got mad.
I think this thread is rubbing off on me.
It's not so bad. Until the voices start.
Kill everyone
Really, this thread is just fine.
Never leave us, We will make you stay.
Yeah.
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
I'm gone for 20 minutes, come back, and we're talking about rape.
I'm not sure how to react to that.
uh, yeah.
sorry for fucking with your thread there.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I leave for two minutes and this thread is gradually losing it's clothing.
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by NotPete
Just piles and piles of Dirk.
Dirk's sprite will be prototyped with Dirk and Dirk.
His consorts will be Dirks.
Also, his planet is a Dirk.
And, as a super special twist, Dirk is...
a Dirk.
LE is Dirk.
The entire universe is actually just billions of little Dirk's. However, Lord Engdirk wants to be the only Dirk in existence, so he tries to destroy the universe.
Homestuck, solved.
LE is the ectobiological son of Dirk and Dirk. He has double the normal dose longing for Jake in him. That's why he tske up the name English.
Homestuck SOLVED 2x combo
Because he has a 2x JAKE LONGING combo, he wants to eliminate his Dirkly competition via universe destruction. Unfortunately, he fails to realize that destroying the universe would destroy Jake too. When he destroys the universe and subsequently kills Jake, he falls into depression and kills himself. Because there are no longer any Dirks, Homestuck cannot sustain itself. And so it ends.
Re: Vriska Quarantine Thread 8+4: Never 8eaten, not even in death!
Originally Posted by Daniel990
NO, SOMEONE HAS 3-3.
I HATE YOU NOW, ZAPRIKA.
>:3 Tehehe, finally an enemy bout time.
Sugar is the answer to everything! Watch
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Anti-Text Wall List of Things about Me
~I love puzzles!
~Chocolate cake is nasty.
~Most of the time I'm on MMD or Deviantart
~Vocaloids are amazing, and the composers who create the brilliant songs sung by them are amazing.
~Favorite Vocaloid: 02 Rin and Len Kagamine Fuck yes!
~Sleepy+Me=Random: What I type at those times...hmm.
~Romance and dating are dumb and boring. -A wise fictional character- <--My opinion whenever the subject comes up.
~Junk food is life.
~Grew up on Disney...it ruins lives! @~@
~Music Makes The World Go Round!
~ Shades of Blue!
~Winter and cold in general sucks. T~T
~Texas...yay!
I ship JohnxVriska as a human. Human has aspects of troll and troll, in that a serious bf/gf (or spouse) not only loves their partner in the sense, but also genuinely cares about them, and wants to keep them safe and calm, in a sense. I think it would be harder for a human to split their needs in a quadrant than it would be for a troll to have the same person in two quadrants.
Disclaimer: I have no fucking idea about human romance. Any comments I make on the subject are more than likely wrong, and should be summarily ignored.
The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.
IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Originally Posted by bibliomaniac
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.
Society almost collapsed as a result.
Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.
He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.
I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.
Originally Posted by Sizik
It sounds like she has a British accent.
Wait...
British...
Lord British...
Lord English...
OH MY GOD
UU IS MS. PAINT!
Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Originally Posted by LMLYP
Originally Posted by Efesell
Originally Posted by LMLYP
this is the most terrifying part of the update
GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.
Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.
But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.
oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le
This is just kind of silly.
are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".
your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.
if UU is LE,
the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'
Originally Posted by ceilingotaku
Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.
If this isn't canon I don't know what is.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.
Originally Posted by Ken
Originally Posted by Rikushadow5
Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?
Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
Re: Vriska Quarantine Thread[8+(8+8+8+8)/8]*8/8: Never 8eaten, not even in death!
Originally Posted by Daniel990
I want 3-4, so it's easier to kill Zaprika in her sleep.
And ruin my dreams of a karaoke bar there!?! I shall prep a road roller with your name on it. >:3 Let the flattening begin.
Sugar is the answer to everything! Watch
Fun Picture! WOOOOO! ITS SO BIG!!! @~@
See!
Anti-Text Wall List of Things about Me
~I love puzzles!
~Chocolate cake is nasty.
~Most of the time I'm on MMD or Deviantart
~Vocaloids are amazing, and the composers who create the brilliant songs sung by them are amazing.
~Favorite Vocaloid: 02 Rin and Len Kagamine Fuck yes!
~Sleepy+Me=Random: What I type at those times...hmm.
~Romance and dating are dumb and boring. -A wise fictional character- <--My opinion whenever the subject comes up.
~Junk food is life.
~Grew up on Disney...it ruins lives! @~@
~Music Makes The World Go Round!
~ Shades of Blue!
~Winter and cold in general sucks. T~T
~Texas...yay!
oh shit man
oh shit
so many fucks are going to be flying
it's a shoulder fight
Fight? There isn't going to be a fight. It will be a shoulder massacre. Tendons flying all over the place.
Originally Posted by Dmatix
Originally Posted by nostalgebraist
Guys, someone just told me that Vriska's death might serve as a suggestion that she was too "dangerous" to have a relationship with John, and I got mad.
I think this thread is rubbing off on me.
It's not so bad. Until the voices start.
Kill everyone
Really, this thread is just fine.
Never leave us, We will make you stay.
Yeah.
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
I'm gone for 20 minutes, come back, and we're talking about rape.
I'm not sure how to react to that.
uh, yeah.
sorry for fucking with your thread there.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I leave for two minutes and this thread is gradually losing it's clothing.
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by NotPete
Just piles and piles of Dirk.
Dirk's sprite will be prototyped with Dirk and Dirk.
His consorts will be Dirks.
Also, his planet is a Dirk.
And, as a super special twist, Dirk is...
a Dirk.
LE is Dirk.
The entire universe is actually just billions of little Dirk's. However, Lord Engdirk wants to be the only Dirk in existence, so he tries to destroy the universe.
Homestuck, solved.
LE is the ectobiological son of Dirk and Dirk. He has double the normal dose longing for Jake in him. That's why he tske up the name English.
Homestuck SOLVED 2x combo
Because he has a 2x JAKE LONGING combo, he wants to eliminate his Dirkly competition via universe destruction. Unfortunately, he fails to realize that destroying the universe would destroy Jake too. When he destroys the universe and subsequently kills Jake, he falls into depression and kills himself. Because there are no longer any Dirks, Homestuck cannot sustain itself. And so it ends.
Re: Vriska Quarantine Thread[8+(8+8+8+8)/8]*8/8: Never 8eaten, not even in death!
8x facepalm combo.
We are here to talk about Vriska, not fight over cubicles. Do you know how expensive rent is on the 88th floor? We can't afford to spend all this time futzing around.
It's actually really cheap because the elevator's broken. But still.
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I ship JohnxVriska as a human. Human has aspects of troll and troll, in that a serious bf/gf (or spouse) not only loves their partner in the sense, but also genuinely cares about them, and wants to keep them safe and calm, in a sense. I think it would be harder for a human to split their needs in a quadrant than it would be for a troll to have the same person in two quadrants.
Disclaimer: I have no fucking idea about human romance. Any comments I make on the subject are more than likely wrong, and should be summarily ignored.
Re: Vriska Quarantine Thread[8+(8+8+8+8)/8]*8/8: Never 8eaten, not even in death!
Vriska has everything to do with this in that she took the road roller out last...damn it all.
Sugar is the answer to everything! Watch
Fun Picture! WOOOOO! ITS SO BIG!!! @~@
See!
Anti-Text Wall List of Things about Me
~I love puzzles!
~Chocolate cake is nasty.
~Most of the time I'm on MMD or Deviantart
~Vocaloids are amazing, and the composers who create the brilliant songs sung by them are amazing.
~Favorite Vocaloid: 02 Rin and Len Kagamine Fuck yes!
~Sleepy+Me=Random: What I type at those times...hmm.
~Romance and dating are dumb and boring. -A wise fictional character- <--My opinion whenever the subject comes up.
~Junk food is life.
~Grew up on Disney...it ruins lives! @~@
~Music Makes The World Go Round!
~ Shades of Blue!
~Winter and cold in general sucks. T~T
~Texas...yay!