No More Eros

[suomynonAyletamitlU]

> Kiyoshi: Let's make this shit multiplayer. Hit on the women as they hit beat the crap out of you. It can only end badly, but since you'll be hanging around with Takeshi, maybe you can drive them away with your excellent terrible attempts at wooing them.
> Game: Have an entirely unexpected reaction to this

[98714123340]

> This is not the witch you are looking for.

[siguard]

>find a place to hide, and place the hat on some other AVERAGE STUDENT. if you cannot find one then just use a CORNELL SANDERS STATUE that are all over japan.

[McBatman]

>Kiyoshi: Actually be Sealed Evil in a Can

[Cresent]

> Kiyoshi: Let's make this shit multiplayer. Hit on the women as they hit beat the crap out of you. It can only end badly, but since you'll be hanging around with Takeshi, maybe you can drive them away with your excellent terrible attempts at wooing them.
> Game: Have an entirely unexpected reaction to this

Seconding this

[DairunCates]

>Kiyoshi: Find a place to hide, and place the hat on some other AVERAGE STUDENT.

There's no time for that. They're literally seconds away and there's no other students in sight. You'll have to think of something... AND FAST.


Scientist: Grr. You again. Where are you hiding her?
Kiyoshi: Her?
Scientist: The witch. She just ran by here. You have five second to tell me where she is before I destroy you.
Kiyoshi: Ohhhhhhhhh. That wasn't her.
Scientist: Then who...

>...if you cannot find one then just use a CORNELL SANDERS STATUE that are all over japan.

Kiyoshi: It was him.
Ninja: OH MY GOD! KENTA KUMA! I LOVE KENTA KUMA!
Scientist: I got a Doctorate in Chemistry at age 10. Did you REALLY think that was going to work on me?
Kiyoshi: Can't blame a guy for trying.

>Kiyoshi: Maybe your glitch power is that you can take the roles of other characters! Pretend to cast a curse on the Scientist/Ninja.

YES! MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF HIDDEN WILDCARD POWER! YOU JUST HAVE TO SUMMON UP YOUR WILD MAGICAL RESERVES AND-


Scientist: Really?
Kiyoshi: KIYO-KEN!


Kiyoshi: That... actually went better than expected.
Scientist: You know I'm just going to hurt you more now, right?
Kiyoshi: Oh yeah.

> Kiyoshi: Let's make this shit multiplayer. Hit on the women as they hit beat the crap out of you. It can only end badly, but since you'll be hanging around with Takeshi, maybe you can drive them away with your excellent terrible attempts at wooing them.

Kiyoshi: ...But before you give me what I inevitably deserve, can I just say that you have the loveliest glowing evil eyes?

> Game: Have an entirely unexpected reaction to this

Yeah... There was pretty much no way she wasn't going to react like that.


Oh well. At least they got tired of pummeling you after a couple of minutes and left.

That's a plus, right?

Also, you might've slipped some really bad relationship advice for Takeshi in there while whining like an injured puppy. Who knows if they'll believe that though.

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Whee! Birthday Update! Now to go eat tons of delicious meats and party like it's 20X6!

[Solaris]

The Bear Man seems a bit distressed.
Speak with him, then go to your ~date~ with Takeshi.

[Cresent]

> Takeshi: Get to the scene, help your friend up. Remain oblivious about the motives of all the love interests, and dangers they pose to you.

> Kiyoshi: Have your role changed to CHIVALROUS PERVERT by your recent actions, and gain urge to start hitting on every girl you see. Chivalrously, of course.

[Grug]

> D'oh, should have kept the hat to make your curse more powerful.

> Ask Kenta Kuma what to do.

[Zolen]

>Learn to be a man

[98714123340]

Kenta Kuma > give wise words to this AVERAGE STUDENT.

[Neopie]

>Learn to be a man

> Learn to be a man from the only one who can teach you to turn your weak ability into a true FIGHTING STYLE. You shall learn Saikyō Ryū Karate!

[Armok]

> Try to create a PHILOSOPHICAL HACKER, by staging some random tech-y guy to do something philosophical when encountering the MAIN CHARACTER.

[DairunCates]

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>Try to create a PHILOSOPHICAL HACKER, by staging some random tech-y guy to do something philosophical when encountering the MAIN CHARACTER.

As far as you know from what the witch told you, Roles are assigned early on, not created on a need to have basis. Of course, some of what she said COULD be wrong, but, at the moment, you have no idea where to start with doing this.

In short, you can't assign roles all flibbity jibbity.

Kiyoshi: Nnngh.

>Kiyoshi: The Bear Man seems a bit distressed. Speak with him.

Kiyoshi: You know. I was just beaten within an inch of my life.


Kiyoshi: ...and you just watched it all happen. Standing there. Doing nothing.


Kiyoshi: WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THEM, YOU JERK! DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID!? YOU STOOD THERE AN-

>Kiyoshi: D'oh, should have kept the hat to make your curse more powerful.

Kiyoshi: STOP SMIRKING AND GIVE ME MY HAT, BACK, YOU PUTZ!


Kiyoshi: You stood there and watched the whole thing happen. I'm just an innocent student. I just wanted to have dinner with my best friend and have a normal day. But noooooooo. I have to get caught in some kind of magic game, and I have to be special so I can't just go along with it like everyone else. I needed the help. What were you doing? I NEEDED YOU! Oh. You think you're too cool to help me?


Kiyoshi:You. I'm watching you, you grizzly bastard.

>Kiyoshi: Ask Kenta Kuma what to do.

Kiyoshi: Any false moves and YOU'RE DEAD! What do you have to say to that?

>Kenta Kuma: Give wise words to this AVERAGE STUDENT.





Kiyoshi: Oh man. You're right. This is ridiculous.

>Kiyoshi: Learn to be a man

Kiyoshi: My best friend, an innocent girl, and several other potential lives are in danger. Now's not the time for complaining. They have it way worse than me. I can't let myself get distracted from what's important. I wanted to be the one to save him this time, and I'm not doing a very good job of it.


Kiyoshi: Thank you, Kenta Kuma. I salute you, good sir. You're a far better man than I will ever be. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a game that needs breaking. This is war.








Kiyoshi: Oh, and I trust you'll keep this little discussion between you and me. Can't have people knowing I talked to a statue. They might think I'm crazy or something.



>Kiyoshi: Go to your ~date~ with Takeshi.

Kiyoshi: Hey man. Sorry to keep you waiting.
Takeshi: No problem-OHHHH. What happened to you?
Kiyoshi: Bike accident.
Takeshi: You don't own a bike.
Kiyoshi: Neither does the guy that hit me... at least, not anymore.
Takeshi: Do you need to go to the hospital?
Kiyoshi: Nah. It's just a little scratch.

[Zolen]

>See if the witch hat gives you special powers.

[siguard]

>first off, Exposit on whether or not ninjas own the arcade. and if not what the point of the sign is.

>join a local arcade fighting game tournament with Takeshi

[Beatrice_the_Golden]

Kiyoshi: If anyone else asks, you were attacked BY a bear

[M_Sheep]

>Kenta Kuma: Return to aide us in our darkest hour

[Razorhead]

>Ninja girl: Show up.

[Beatrice_the_Golden]

Time to face the writing on the wall, the arcade isn't safe. Take a look over to the left at the Ninja Ninja Revolution machine.

[DairunCates]

>Kiyoshi: First off, Exposit on whether or not ninjas own the arcade, and, if not, what the point of the sign is.

You're not entirely sure. You always assumed it was a joke. You've never seen any ninja employees though.

>Kiyoshi: Time to face the writing on the wall, the arcade isn't safe. Take a look over to the left at the Ninja Ninja Revolution machine.

The only thing related to ninjas seems to be that odd arcade machine over there, and you've never even seen anyone play it. How would you even control it? The scores keep going up though. If that's not a joke, you don't know what's going on there, and you're not sure you want to.

>Kiyoshi: See if the witch hat gives you special powers.

The hat seems to give you no mechanical benefit to your "spell-casting" (if it can even be called that sarcastically, in air quotes). You're not sure exactly how you did that little trick earlier, but it's not likely this hat.

>Kiyoshi: Join a local arcade fighting game tournament with Takeshi.

Kiyoshi: So, yeah. I was hoping maybe we could just sit back and relax.
Takeshi: Great. I have the perfect idea. The arcade is supporting a "Pirates vs. Ninjas: The Fighting Game" tournament in the hour. You can practice with me and enter together.
Kiyoshi: Sure. That sounds like fun.
Takeshi: Just go over to the other cabinet and tell her you have next game.
Kiyoshi: Her?
Takeshi: Oh yeah. The girl I'm playing against. She plays a MEAN Roderick Kaboom. I didn't know you could even do half of these combos. I thought he was a joke character.


Nerd: Prepare to get schooled, Rookie. I'll show you why they call me the "Inventor Queen".

[Grug]

> FIGHTO

[siguard]

>take up using Sevens, his lackyness as well as his general plot uselessness really speaks to you.

> end up in the "pointless brackets" verses another AVERAGE STUDENT

arrrg, now I'm imagining movesets for the PvN characters. Rodrick is totally pringles, LWT has ridiculous priority for his moves and chain grabs, LS is very countery, Jack/Boss/Whats-His-Face has the annoying to pull off timing moves, and DSP deals biznasty damage if she hits.

[Neopie]

> Bah. Against this novice, you need not bother. Send in your robot girl to compete in your stead (Inventor Queen)

[Doorhandle]

>... OH FOR FU- ....you hope she's a lesbian.