No More Eros

[DairunCates]

Fan-arts

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by Pharmacy


by PersonPerson


by Dalmationer


by Hellis








by ShadowPhoenix

Takeshi, Lord of Wubs:

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By BloddyRedCommie

A ghost/time-traveller/fake foreigner/singing popstar/hotdog-eating champion fan love interest



by ProfessorLizzard


by 98714123340


by Jacquerel


by TheRedLamp

Pharmacy also gave us a bit of sexy fan art of everyone's favorite character wearing not much more than a bow and covered in strawberry sauce. It can be found here since it's a bit NSFW.

You are an EVERYDAY JAPANESE HIGH SCHOOLER. It is just ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY. At the moment, you are standing on a corner, handing out fliers for you and your best friend's band. One more and you can leave and go grab some dinner.

What is your very average name?

[Loather of Irk]

Brandon Bandera

[Pharmacy]

Kiyoshi Kuro

[Grug]

> Moso Muraso

[ProfessorLizzard]

>Average Student

Your parents thought it would be a good name.

[Solaris]

Roiunin Ryo

[Vancho1]

>Nakano Nobu.

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I don't know Japanese, but the website where I got the names tells me the hiragana is なかののぶ, and the kanji is 中ノ乃武. Here it is, for reference

[DairunCates]

>Kiyoshi Kuro
> Moso Muraso

That's right. You are Kiyoshi Muraso. It's a slightly more interesting name than you'd expect a very average student to possess, but you suppose it was better than the name your parents WANTED to give you.

AVERAGE STUDENT.

Sometimes you feel like that's all people know you by, but that'd be just silly.


Gypsy: You there! AVERAGE STUDENT! GIVE ME THAT!


Gypsy: You don't have the time to be messing around with this kind of stuff.


Gypsy: A GREAT CURSE is about to befall one close to you. Only you can stop it.


...


Was that a gypsy? In Japan? Oh well, seeing as she threw your last flier away, you guess you're done here. You have the rest of the evening to waste then.

[Bloddyredcommie]

Go Grab some dinner at the Ancient Cursed Burial Ground Cafe!

[ProfessorLizzard]

>Curse: Hover eerily.

[DairunCates]

>Go Grab some dinner at the Ancient Cursed Burial Ground Cafe!

Ah. The Ancient Cursed Burial Ground Cafe. Your favorite place to grab a quick bite to ea-

>Curse: Hover eerily.

Witch: HEY YOU! AVERAGE STUDENT!
Kiyoshi: I have a name, you know. It's...
Witch: DON'T CARE! Have you seen any magical artifacts or cute boys around here?

Well, that's a bit rude.

[Pharmacy]

>Ask her if she has any relationships to the crazy old lady gypsy bandito

[Vancho1]

>Kiyoshi: "Um.... I think I saw a magic necklace thing on an old gypsy woman? Does that count?"

[DairunCates]

>Kiyoshi: "Um.... I think I saw a magic necklace thing on an old gypsy woman? Does that count?"

Kiyoshi: I saw a shiny necklace on a creepy gypsy woman. Is that what you had in mind?
Witch: No... That sounds like a trinket. I more meant like a g- Wait... Did you say gypsy?
Kiyoshi: Yeah. I saw a gypsy.
Witch: Ha. Ha. Very funny. There's no gypsies in Japan. I'm not sure they even exist outside of stories.
Kiyoshi: But I DID see one.
Witch: Yeah. Suuuuuure.
Kiyoshi: What are you supposed to be in that get-up anyway?
Witch: I'm a witch... Duh.


Kiyoshi: WITCHES AREN'T REAL!
Witch: Obviously, they are. Jeez. Idiot.
Kiyoshi: So you expect me to believe you're a witch, but you refuse to believe I saw a Gypsy!?
Witch: Yeah. Glad you could catch up. Look, if you didn't see any magical artifacts, you just had to say so. Guess I'll just have to keep looking. It has to be around here somewhere.


What was all that about?

Takashi: Hey! Kiyoshi!


That's your best friend, Takeshi Nomura. You've been friends since you were very little. You had to transfer out of the country for a while, but you've been recently catching up on old times. Although, he's been a bit different than you remember him. He seems more popular these days. Oh well, just must be a part of growing up.

When you were young, you were inseparable. You did everything together. He always saw you as his equal, but you always felt like you were the sidekick to his hero. He's definitely the MAIN CHARACTER type.

Takeshi: Hey, man. You get the fliers for our band handed out?
Kiyoshi: Yeah, but you won't ever believe what happened to me.
Takeshi: What?
Kiyoshi: So. First I got attacked by a gypsy.
Takeshi: In Japan?
Kiyoshi: Yeah. Weird, huh? And then this girl that claims to be a witch just came up and yelled at me about how she was looking for magical artifacts and cute boys.
Takeshi: You're right. I don't believe you.
Kiyoshi: Hey. It really ha-
Takeshi: A cute girl was looking for a cute boy and you didn't send her my way? Shameful.
Kiyoshi: Trust me. I was doing you a favor.

[Pharmacy]

>Takeshi: Protagonist slide into the cafe.

>Kiyoshi: Fruitlessly continue to warn Takeshi.

[Vancho1]

>Kiyoshi: "Oh, yeah, the gypsy or whatever she was said that a curse would fall on someone close to me. Watch out for any curses, okay?"

>Kiyoshi&Takeshi: Go into the Cafe, order the house special: "Cursed Treasure Platter".

>Platter: Contain actual cursed treasure.

[DairunCates]

>Kiyoshi: "Oh, yeah, the gypsy or whatever she was said that a curse would fall on someone close to me. Watch out for any curses, okay?"

Kiyoshi: Oh. By the way, has anything been strange with you, recently?
Takeshi: Like what?
Kiyoshi: The Gypsy told me someone close to me was going to come under a great curse.
Takeshi: Oh come on, man. You don't actually believe in all that do you?
Kiyoshi: No, but it's been a weird enough day for me to question it.
Takeshi: Well, my only curse is my roguish good looks.
Kiyoshi: I'm SERIOUS. Just be careful. Okay?
Takeshi: You mean like...

>Takeshi: Protagonist slide into the cafe.

Takeshi: This?
Kiyoshi: Come on, man. Quit joking around.
Takeshi: I can't. My body has come under a curse and the only solution is a Cursed Treasure Platter. OooooOOOOoooooOOOOO.
Kiyoshi: You're going to run into some-


Takeshi: AHHHH!
Kiyoshi: One... Are you okay, Takeshi?


Takeshi: Yeah. Just ran into a lovely lady. I must be getting klutzy, Kiyoshi. That's the third time today.
Scientist?: Oh my god. I'm sorry. I didn't see you there. Are you okay?

[Pharmacy]

>Miss Sugoi Scientist: Go doki-doki over this cute little boy.

>Kiyoshi: Watch in horror.

>Takeshi: Be an idiot oblivious to your incoming doom.

[98714123340]

Love at first sight.

[Snowyowl]

Scientist: Be an avatar of the Elder Gods and bestow a curse upon Takeaway.

[ProfessorLizzard]

>Doki-Doki: Be Doc-Doc instead, the sound of LOVE FOR MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS

"Oh if I could examine your liver more closely...."

[Cresent]

>Miss Sugoi Scientist: Go Yandere over this cute little boy.

>Kiyoshi: Watch in horror.

>Takeshi: Be an idiot oblivious to your incoming doom.

Fixed it for you

[DairunCates]

>Miss Sugoi Scientist: Go doki-doki over this cute little boy.

Takeshi: Yeah. I'm fine. Just a little bump. I just seem to be bumping into a lot of people recently.
Scientist: Still, did you sprain anything? I could help patch you up.
Takeshi: Nah. I'm good.
Scientist: Oh my. You're so resilient, strong, and brave.


>Takeshi: Be an idiot oblivious to your incoming doom.

Takeshi: I... wouldn't say that.
Scientist: Oh, but you are. Maybe you could come back to my lab and let me perform a little...

>Doki-Doki: Be Doc-Doc instead, the sound of LOVE FOR MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS

Scientist: Testing...
Takeshi: That sounds kinda weird. What kind of testing and would I be compensated?
Scientist: Special testing, and VERY much so.

SWEET MAMA LLAMA ON A CRACKER! WHAT IN THE NINE FROSTY HELLS IS THAT!?

[98714123340]

>Run!

[Pharmacy]

>Kawaii Clinician: Turn out to be space cthulhu