Drag cash sack to the market.
> Clearly our friend is in poor physical shape and requires a wheelbarrow for his cash
Last edited by Gloopy; 04-22-2012 at 11:59 AM.
> Susan: Lift sack. Continue epic quest.
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>Susan: Lift sack. Continue epic quest.
>Clearly our friend is in poor physical shape and requires a wheelbarrow for his cash
That SACK OF COINS was clearly too heavy for poor sweet Susan to lift by herself.
She has gone ahead into the market to get some help.
In the meantime, you suppose you should just get this over with yourself.
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There we go!
Oh he doesn't look so good.
Hey, little man. You alright?
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Oh, oh dear.
<~
You are now JACQUES.
>Get off your ass and explore.
>Grab some squigglies for the trip.
You're pretty sure those squiggly star things are in the background like the sun was.
Besides you don't even want to move right now.
You don't know where that thing could be.
You can't see it, but you know when it happens to be around.
Oh god you hope it isn't around.
> Jacques: PARANOID MODE ACTIVATE
> Readers: Press CTRL + T.
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>Dig a tunnel in the ground and hide.
Okay, okay, calm down. Just gotta get outta sight and stay quiet.
Everything's going to be okay.
>Thing: Be around
Aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhh.
Wait no gotta be quiet.
(Aaauuuugghhhhh.)
> Stop hiding and be a MAN
Last edited by Gloopy; 04-22-2012 at 03:07 PM.
>tunnel to the left slightly too, so it can't see you.
>Jacques: Did you remember to leave air holes?
>Stop hiding and be a MAN
>Are you dead?
1. ITS REALLY REALLY TOO LATE FOR THAT BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY
2. WHO CARES YOU'RE GONNA DIE ANYWAY
3. NO ITS SCARY SHUT UP YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
4. NOPE BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE
OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN.
> Monster: It's wedgie tiem.
Last edited by Gloopy; 05-01-2012 at 08:04 PM.
>pass out
>Become Un-Unconcious
THAT IS GENERALLY HOW YOU GET BACK TO THE REAL WORLD BUT WHO CARES YOU'RE GONNA DIE ANYWAY
(Aaauuuugghhhhh.)
Last edited by Rewilen; 04-22-2012 at 04:19 PM.
> Jacques: Find out that the realm you are in is a giant Quest Bed.
> Die.
> Jacques: Ascend to God Tier and become the Jac of Ques.
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>Wake up.
Ah, Jacques...
<~
Going so soon?
<~
See you later then...
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Oh, hello Susan. Its nice to see you too.