Robots? Gotta be because of robots. I mean it got really serious and stuff towards the end and I kinda stopped caring but the topic was somehow tangentially relevant
Yeah...trying to make it a reacharound method to explain that AR could potentionally be considered alive was the best we could find.
Oh, and I'm back from my little shopping spree. I want to answer to those:
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Also will we be seeing this Rose cosplay???
Originally Posted by Edddddthemadgenius
oh
on a totaly diferent note, id also love to see the rose cospley
By saying that, yes, I will be showing my cosplay to you guys a week before heading out to Anime North. Also because that will give Dragonstorm a better chance to find me.
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
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Sigquotes
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
A post that could have started Doomed Timeline Discussion...
Ok, not really, I just associate doom with you know. This word is like your calling card.
I was toying with the thought. But seriously, most thread is about 25'000 post. I will only read the fanventures, like BtSDLB or Heartsuck. I'm not even sure if I will read the all the Image manip Thread.
yeah.
Because it's in my name.
The name I made about 6 years ago. or so.
And yet, I do fucking love discussing doomed timelines. But maybe later. I don't have the time right now, to get into such a long post.
e: errrrggghhhh I need to wash my hair but I want to be around for at least the first page of the next thread. It'll take me something like 40 minutes. Logistically, could I be done with it and back at the computer before the next two pages go up?
e2: Damn it. I don't think the last two pages were good indications of post-rate. Considering the current trend is that we're speeding up in frequency of posts, I don't know. Damn it, okay, I'll go wash my hair. Damn it.
Last edited by Doom Zero; 04-22-2012 at 02:06 PM.
Credit goes to mysteriousOutsider for my banner, and Ashdenej for my avatar. You are both wizards.
Check my signature often, because it's going to be growing moderately quickly in the future. Some things to expect: LISTS. LISTS OF THINGS FRIVOLOUS IN NATURE.
Pear Puns:
Apearil Fools.
a new pearson
Pearcisely
my own pearsonal spin
appearantly
you appear to be mistaken
inspearation
pearsona
pearished
one true pearing
Hilarious Misspellings of Homestuck Names:
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Originally Posted by Freack
You know what a better question is? How did the Condense get to Earth?
Are universes A and B secretly connected?
STOP MAKING THAT ERROR.
IT'S CONDESCE.
CON-
MOTHERFUCKING
-DESCE
Lor Denglish
Things Doom Zero is Bad at:
Sports
Important to remember:
Originally Posted by DoomZero
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Topic: Please everyone explain to me what the hell A1, A2, B1, B2 are.
It's a classification system. The first digit represents the universe, and the second represents the "instance" or, as some people believe, the timeline.
Think of the recently released albums. Universe A is the trolls' universe. I suspect it was named A because it's the earliest universe we look at. We probably won't see the universe that came before A, but it does exist.
Universe B is the kids' universe. There's no reason why it's called B, just that it came after universe A. That's all.
Then, the number could either represent the 'instance' of the universe, or the timeline. So, for B1. You could say that it's the first timeline/instance of the B universe. It's the first because, as far as we know, it's the original unaltered timeline. You could call it an instance though. Basically, what separates B1 from B2 is the Scratch. If you think of them as timelines, B1 and B2 are identical up to a specific point. Before the timelines diverge, it is simply the B universe. Some people would rather call them "Universal instances", however, because we really don't know how much of an effect the Scratch had on Universe B.
When referring to specific characters, it's easier to use this classification system than it is to assign a name to every version of every character. Dave's brother can either be called "Bro" or "B1 Dirk". Dirk's brother, similarly, can be called B2 Dave or... whatever people have begun calling him. It works with most characters, as long as you remember to say "A_" when talking about trolls. A1 Mindfang is the same character as Aranea, while A1 Vriska is most certainly not the same as A2 Vriska.
I think people should use this system and spread it around for more people to use, because it honestly gets crazy when people try to differentiate between characters by saying "Alpha" or "Beta". Absolutely impossible.
Originally Posted by User 18
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Windows peaked at XP. Every other UI is just lame.
I've been using XP my whole life, bro. Simply the best OS.
One thing I dislike about Win7 is that you can't change between windows as fluently. Is there a setting or something that disables automatic bunching of windows into one icon? I want to be able to change windows in one click. I don't want to have to click the Chrome icon and then select the individual window icon. It would make multitasking so bloody hard for me.
Originally Posted by User 18
Yes, Win8 is coming out soon. I personally like Win 7 much better, although Win 8 has only been run in a limited VM environment.
I would recommend you get Win 7 while you still can. The compatibility may be similar, but the interface is very different.
Ah. This is where I betray the newness of my interest in software (~6 months). As opposed to my interest in hardware (~6 years)
Hmm. Yeah. I dunno, bro. As long as Win 7 is as easily navigable as XP, I'll be happy with it.
Right click on taskbar -> Properties.
Taskbar buttons -> set to never combine.
Hit apply.
Done in 5 seconds. You're welcome.
Live Free or Sigquote Hard:
Originally Posted by Reecer6
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Guys.
The cost of one of the nonsense movies/moives/movovies.
2.890.1
It must be significant.
SOMEBODY 8R8K OUT THE MATHS WE MUST CRACK THIS CODE
8+9+0=17
17*2=34
34-1=33
33=11+11+11
OH GOD
Originally Posted by Dmatix
It would be just like one of my Japanese animes.
Here is Bro. Calling this a poem is stretching the definition quite a bit, but Bro is a silly character anyway, cool as he may be.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty groves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
Originally Posted by mas369
I love how everyone is trolling everyone else with fake details about the flash. It's like Cascade all over again. Epspecially because it is longer than Cascade.
Edit: Wait, I thought that [S] DD : Ascend was the only page posted. I'm going back and looking at the other pages.
Originally Posted by Dreamscythes231
It is liked that metaphor. In this metaphor, a universe is a frog with thousand of pages. If they didn't succeed,they restart and write on the other side.
it's because it looks like a mod post but it wasn't
Originally Posted by Stormspirit
By saying that, yes, I will be showing my cosplay to you guys a week before heading out to Anime North. Also because that will give Dragonstorm a better chance to find me.
e2: Damn it. I don't think the last two pages were good indications of post-rate. Considering the current trend is that we're speeding up in frequency of posts, I don't know. Damn it, okay, I'll go wash my hair. Damn it.
Its because of me. i arrived and everyone desperately wanted to talk to me.
Yes, next month, 25th of May. But I might show it sooner than expected, depending on whether or not I can finish it earlier.
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
Stormspirit: Witch of Heart, Thief of Fun, Queen of Awesome, Witch of Art and proud member of the Horrorterror Hug Squad Folders Dani is the coolest but MW is much cooler Facepalm Compendium
Sigquotes
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
Woah, Massive Let's answer Doom post. Spoilering it:
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Ahahah, I only noticed you said pearson after I followed that link.
:P
}:)
Oh, hey, that reminds me, I'm pretty sure there used to be a tradition that the person who got the page topper of page 100 would be the one to start the new thread. I don't know how I feel about that, it sorta encourages page toppers, which are a stupid thing to strive for. And some people might try to get the page topper and fail. Then they'd just be sad that they didn't get to start the new thread. I dunno. Doesn't seem like the best of ideas, but at the same time it would be sorta cool. I don't think it should be that easy to "earn the privilege" of starting a new thread, because then too many people would think that they have a chance of being the thread starter.[/quote]
Definetly not something like pagetoppers. But it would be still nice, if we could do that. Like the mods choose randomly somebody, and make sure noone gets to be twice until everyone was, who wants... but it doesn't seem likely...
and god damn it dude, I'll be working on my signature WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT. I just don't have all that many things to do with it yet.
Oh, I guess I could start the "hilarious misspellings of names" list that I've been thinking of making. Eerrrrghhhh maybe later.
Then take that sentence out from there! It breaks my heart everytime... *SSOB*
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
yeah.
Because it's in my name.
The name I made about 6 years ago. or so.
THE SARCASM!! IT BURNS!!!
And yet, I do fucking love discussing doomed timelines. But maybe later. I don't have the time right now, to get into such a long post.
This wasn't my intention, but I still would like to see one of your Wall-Of-Text. Now that I'm somewhat of a regular, it's like pDWOT unlike the old WOTpD...
(I totally did not do that to use this as an emote)
e: errrrggghhhh I need to wash my hair but I want to be around for at least the first page of the next thread. It'll take me something like 40 minutes. Logistically, could I be done with it and back at the computer before the next two pages go up?
e2: Damn it. I don't think the last two pages were good indications of post-rate. Considering the current trend is that we're speeding up in frequency of posts, I don't know. Damn it, okay, I'll go wash my hair. Damn it.
Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.
But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".
Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.
my god
You're a fucking genius.
People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.
How she passed her legislacerator exams.
She gave deep, in-depth answers.
Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by Qmark
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.
Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.
For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.
Does this help?
Yes absolutely.
Thank you.
This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks ARound Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.
Originally Posted by Fish
EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:
specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition
Originally Posted by xqz
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*
GT: Noooooooo!
Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means
Jake is inside him
Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz
What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one
Originally Posted by Cervos
Here's how it works.
Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.
1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.
e: errrrggghhhh I need to wash my hair but I want to be around for at least the first page of the next thread. It'll take me something like 40 minutes. Logistically, could I be done with it and back at the computer before the next two pages go up?
e2: Damn it. I don't think the last two pages were good indications of post-rate. Considering the current trend is that we're speeding up in frequency of posts, I don't know. Damn it, okay, I'll go wash my hair. Damn it.
Don't worry, we'll slow down the posting just for you
PostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPo stPostPostPostPost............
Originally Posted by Edddddthemadgenius
Its because of me. i arrived and everyone desperately wanted to talk to me.
Which Rose are you going for? Original? Grimdark? God tier?
In her Black Dress, but pre-Grimdark. Thorns of Oglogoth and Grimoire to Summoning the Zoologically Dubious included.
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
Stormspirit: Witch of Heart, Thief of Fun, Queen of Awesome, Witch of Art and proud member of the Horrorterror Hug Squad Folders Dani is the coolest but MW is much cooler Facepalm Compendium
Sigquotes
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
I remember finding out about the Page Topper Thread Host tradition when I had topped page 100 on one of the Discussion Threads. Ash proceeded to jump the gun ahead of me. BEFORE HE WAS EVEN A MOD. I still silently hold a grudge against him for that.
DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN
READ THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Also FantrollsV
Hardes Skylia, anonymous indigo with a passion for hatred and roleplaying. Vyconi Beilun, studious, intelligent, and a douche.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Land of Cotton and Candy.
Good Quote, Best Ship.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
This isn't sweaty evidence. This is cold, hard fact. Like a mallet that I've left in the freezer just so I can smack somebody with it later.
Yes, good.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
should this happen at the end of homestuck, yes or no?
Yes, next month, 25th of May. But I might show it sooner than expected, depending on whether or not I can finish it earlier.
Oh nooo I am going to be away thennn.
I am the saddest.
I can't believe I'm going to miss two whole weeks of comic discussion. I don't think I'm going to try to catch up. That would be nuts.
That is the most disgusting, and slightly erotic, thing I have ever thought of!
I'm pretty sure I say this almost every time I have an in-depth conversation about Homestuck.
Originally Posted by Kidror
Hello is this Jade? No this is dog.
Originally Posted by temporalPeregrine
Middle-aged man proposing to a thirteen year old girl.
HOMESTUCK
Originally Posted by RAK
unlike unreal air, you cannot ollie off into the air on the third and final antichrist.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
MSPA COMIC DISCUSSION: Tolerant of Sexualities That Do Not Yet Exist.
Originally Posted by unbeliever536
That moment when your dead alien ghost crush walks in on you arguing with an imaginary representation of your inscrutable gay suitor.
Originally Posted by Teavian
So, for example: Tavros is better than Vriska, but not as good as Dave. If Dave was a ship, he would almost be , but not really because Jade Sollux.
This one time we discussed Reversestuck.
Originally Posted by knottedOdyssey
Guys.
If you read Homestuck backwards it's about a nice man named Andrew Hussie bringing a bunch of kids back to life.
Yup.
Originally Posted by Karp
So, John makes the unfortunate mistake of staring into a death cloud, which, for this outrage, inflicts a chest wound that causes him to bleed profusely. The clouds then send their firefly minions to absorb John's powers, and, upon their success, they return to the clouds and transfer his power into them. This all occurs as WV stares on in horror.
Homestuck suddenly makes sense, now.
Originally Posted by unbeliever536
Gamzee catching Nepeta would still be bad, though. (Now he chucks her across the room into a vent)
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh no! Equius got himself tangled up in a bow! Good thing Gamzee was there to save him!
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Gamzee then puts the bow back together and backs up so Equius can throw him an arrow out of his leg!
Originally Posted by Qmark
After that Gamzee watches an ICP video in reverse which causes him to mellow out and not be so angry anymore.
Originally Posted by xqz
Dave is an incredibly dedicated sword repairman
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Jack sews WK and AR's heads back on with his sword! The green sun is shrunken down into two blue and red vials. Jade bursts through a window and restores the planets and battlefield to their session.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
And Vriska would bring back her lusus to life AND repair his neighbors's house with her dice. Maaaaaaaan, that's one amazing spidertroll.
Originally Posted by xqz
The Midnight Crew Intermission backwards:
Absolutely nothing changes.
Originally Posted by Qmark
Jailbreak backwards: WHERE DO ALL THESE PUMPKINS KEEP COMING FROM
Originally Posted by wafflepan
I am laughing so hard at "homestuck in reverse."
Act 6 is about a cat sending girls into explosions and robot bunnies entering stuffed men while Dirk breaks up revolutions and Roxy fixes windows. Yep, sounds about right.
Originally Posted by Qmark
The Condesce and her fleet leave Earth, allowing the human race to reclaim the planet.
Later, the Draconian Dignitary shows off his skills by moonwalking across Derse.
Originally Posted by wafflepan
Courtyard Droll defuses a bomb and saves two giant chess pieces from certain doom, and on the final, thrilling page of the adventure, upon which our hero has finally returned home to earth, we learn his name.
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
CD does the Heimlich Maneuver to Jake to save him from his peanut allergy.
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
dnecsed [S]
Jack pulls Prospit's moon out of the battlefield, attaches it back to Prospit and sews the Battlefield back together, along with extinguishing the fire that plagues it as well as bringing every soldier back to life.
John fafs about.
Dave's Bro repairs a meteor and sends it back into space, Dave descends from his gate and flies back up to the antenna tower.
Bro also pulls his sword out of the Beat Mesa and fights Jack with it, but Jack is scared and flies away.
Rose creates her first gate.
Jade fafs about.
Originally Posted by wafflepan
Gamzee is a miracle doctor.
The kids have fantastical machines that break down weapons into everyday household items, the imps they fight becoming less and less powerful as each one of them leaves the game to return home.
Originally Posted by Crispiness
Terezi, as the Seer of Mind, makes decisions first and then thinks about how they could have gone differently right after.
Originally Posted by Qmark
Meanwhile, Andrew Hussie uses his Nostradamus-like powers of prediction to write recaps for things that haven't happened yet.
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Oh, and John pulls ectobabies off meteors that fly out of defence portals.
Bec is absorbs all of the energy in the ectobiology lab he is in, and then dissolves into a pile of goo.
Jade's robot is repaired while Jade pulls John from the Battlefield back up to his room on skaia.
The White Queen returns to a clean and perfect Prospit that Jackspers Noirlecrow had recently extinguished and repaired.
(And then I accidentally right-clicked on the flash and clicked "Rewind" instead of re-checkmarking "Play". Yeah, I think I'm done describing the flash in reverse, anyway.)
Originally Posted by Karp
After Kanaya reattaches Eridan's legs and torso with her chainsaw, he later returns the favor by using his wwhite science wwand to repair the gaping hole in her gut and regenerates the matriorb.