Indominance [TF2] (Sunshine, lollipops and, rainbows everything IS ON FIRE)

[reactionResearcher]

Take a right and defend intelligence, for all you know a spy could have sneaked in

[bhomer2]

head to the battlements!

[red pharoah]

>Examine Haystacks


What haystacks?

You are certain that there was, and never will be a haystack in this room

> Head left and peek around the corner.



You head left and slowly inspect what's over the corner.



Oh look it's a friendly sniper, you wave your arm and greet him



The sniper doesn't seem to take to it kindly. He shooshes you off, saying something about how he's supressing an enemy sniper and how you shouldn't distract him from-



SHIT SHIT SHIT

[McBatman]

>Quickly kick body off balcony and take sniper rifle. Pretend to be Sniper, hoping no one notices.

[Sparks]

>Take his shades, become 30% more awesome.

[Smas]

Also take his hat, he won't be needing it anymore.

[Foerumokaz]

Also take the arrow out of his body. You never know when you might need to taunt kill someone

[Tank the Avengineer]

> Be glad that the Sniper will at least not be relegated to being a Guard next time he spawns, as he took the arrow to the head, not the region just below the thigh.

[reactionResearcher]

Dash towards the nearest thing that looks red and beat the shit out of it

[red pharoah]

>Grab the sniper's stuff and throw his body off the battlements.



Using your increased AGILITY skill, you manage to loot the sniper without getting detected by the other sniper.



You are now 50% more badass and 70% more cynical

> Look for the nearest thing that looks red and beat the shit out of it.



You pimpwalk back where you came from in search of any RED object. You fail to see any RED objects right now and-





You are dead.

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Next update will be a ==>, feel free to make commands on what he should do after he respawns

[Sparks]

==> Begin Medic intermission, genre changes to medical drama.

[Grug]

> Respawn

Also, the command says "go right" but he is clearly going Left.

[GastricTank]

> Scene change to the Red Demoman that just killed you.

[jackattack95]

> Scene change to the Red Demoman that just killed you.

The blind demoman who is just looking for his daughter.

[reactionResearcher]

>be the demoman

[Patchman]

> be the spy.

>Spy: Be spying on Stanley McCoy's mom

[Dalmationer]

>Be the gunslinger engineer

[red pharoah]

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SNIPER: Oi! Thanks for gettin me killed back there, moron.
STANLEY: Whatt'r'ya talkin 'bout? whare da hell am I?
SNIPER: You don' know where this is?
STANLEY: Uh, no. I'm new here.
SNIPER: You're the new guy?
STANLEY: Yeah.
SNIPER: Well, I'll le' it pass this time, but try not to distract me from my job again.
SNIPER: Unless it's a spoi.
STANLEY: A whadda wha?
SNIPER: A spoi. You know those sneaky backstabbin' bastards
STANLEY: Oh a spy! Got it.
STANLEY: Wait aren't you dead?
SNIPER: Roight, guess I'll have to explain that too.

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SNIPER: See this giant screen with the countdown on it?
STANLEY: Yeah?
SNIPER: That's called a respawn timer, you come to this place when you die.
STANLEY: Wait dossat mean I'm dead, too?
SNIPER: Yes, actually.
STANLEY: Well that sucks, whassat screen countin' for?
SNIPER: When that timer hits zero, you pop up back at the spawnroom
STANLEY: So that's why they call it a spawnroom.
STANLEY: How dossat work anyways?
SNIPER: Dunno, the blokes in charge got this system a few years back to save on replacing old mercenaries
SNIPER: Means their army only becomes stronger, never thinnin down
STANLEY: If ya ask me that sounds pretty awesome.
SNIPER: Perhaps. Look the timer's almost up.

> Respawn.



You can't respawn right now because you are too busy being the Medic who is too busy being the Demoman.

You are now a Drunken Demoman, you were hanging with your fellow engineer and decided to offer him some of your booze. You put your thumb on the top of the bottle neck to prevent any of it spilling while you get it out of your pocket and wait a minute that's your detonator!

You don't recall putting any stickies though

You just accidentally detonated your sticky bombs, what will you do?

[Whomobile]

> Replace stickies in a smiley face.

[red pharoah]

> Replace stickies in a smiley face.

I don't understand? you mean by "smiley face" his front pocket?

[jackattack95]

Wave at Engie.

[Xander]

Get out your booze.

[Snowmanne]

>Eat a sticky bomb

[Jetroid]

>Retrieve arms from intelligence.

[reactionResearcher]

>Demoman: repeatedly smack sentry in vain attempt to help upgrade it