Maid of Blood Flasks

[Iguana Baritone]

Oh man, totally missed the torso flail. This is beyond incredible.

[Saiph]

We need a new thread to flip our collective shit on. :O

[Paosheep]

So... this is why Terezi never found Vriska's dream bubble, I guess.

[Liza]

I am literally doing the Karkat face-down on the keyboard bonking yourself on the back of the head thing.

No, no, no, no, no, Gamzee, NO!!!!!!!

There is literally no possible way for this to end remotely well.

[Liza]

I am literally doing the Karkat face-down on the keyboard bonking yourself on the back of the head thing.

No, no, no, no, no, Gamzee, NO!!!!!!!

There is literally no possible way for this to end remotely well.

[Nokob]

OH MY ING GOD

I did not expect that

[This is the first time I've made a reaction post like this that I can remember. Holy cow.]

[aggrievesTemulence]

Hahahaha try as I might I just cannot get this ridiculous smile off my face. For some reason this update is just hilariously happy to me, and I don't even particularly like Tavros or Vriska.

But seriously, assuming that this is handled logically with no more out-of-left-field fuckups (hah!), this is going to answer a lot of questions I've seen popping up in this thread lately, such as what happens when two sentient beings share a kernelsprite. And... also some other ones I've already forgotten. This will definitely be a fascinating string of updates to come, though!

Hahaha someone help me I can't stop giggling at this.

[Iguana Baritone]

Just the expression on Gamzee's face as he reaches into the fridge. It is too much.

[pherociousDuodecim]

Only now recovered enough to realise that beautiful PS reference crops up once again.

But yeah, my face was Jane's face.

[Legendary]

THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED IN HOMESTUCK AND I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO LIKE IT.

[recalcitrantIre]

There is literally no possible way for this to end remotely well.

oh god

what will happen when John sees this

my guess is he NOPEs out to the Furthest Ring and starts killing stuff indiscriminately

[celestialPilot]

I'm tripping so many balls right now.

[ashdenej]

Locking. New thread here.