Maid of Blood Flasks

[headisadinosaur]

I completely agree with this statement. I do believe there is (unless if it's a prank all of you came up with simultaneously (i.e. It's not that)), but it does not exist, apparently, for the cool people. Because why else would it not be there, if only to not be overwhelmed by coolness?

http://twitter.com/#!/andrewhussie/s...32105116909568
then explain this tweet

[lostWanderer]

Y'know, now that I think about it, its possible he's not actually god tier and just alchemized that outfit.

[Kidror]

People need to stop freaking out. gamzee is a bard and they tells stories and myths and they travel around. He's time travelled back to help each person with their quest by explaining things like a sprite would. I just realised UU said to Dirk he wouldn't have to deal with a Bard in his session. Either she's wrong or he never goes to see Dirk.

[Mr_Smitt]

Actually, perhaps our meteor heroes are going to arrive in the millions of years in the past era, and so they picked Gamzee for some insane reason to go into the future and reach/retrieve Jane.

[recalcitrantIre]

I'm too busy looking at Gamzee's codpiece. 0.0

You seem to be having a slight disagreement with your avatar

unless that 0.0 is stunned with a touch of arousal?

[shadowedAngel]

Hmm... That link did the trick! Thanks so much!
And now to marvel at my favorite troll's magnificent CANON codpiece...

[ChronoWaster]

Huh, Gamzee has no wings, did he not learn how to fly? The poor soul T-T
Edit: It says proceed to the next page, but it simply mocks me!

[PumpkinMan]

Y'know, now that I think about it, its possible he's not actually god tier and just alchemized that outfit.

I can dream...

Also, there's the question of where the Aradia he got the time-music boxes from is. And if he actually knows how to use them and isn't just hopping through time randomly. Like a horned Juggalo Doctor. Which, now that I think of it, is something that would be hilarious to see.

[solarflare]

god lord, I still love this Myststuck shit like you wouldn't even believe. Myst was actually the first PC game I ever touched, so maybe I'm a bit biased, in this opinion... 0u0
...anyone else?
.......anyone...?

[Cheq]

Huh, Gamzee has no wings, did he not learn how to fly? The poor soul T-T

Deadtier Karkat didn't have wings either.

(but idk if that's different circumstances because of dream bubble bullshit)

[Captain Cake]

Well, I'm kinda late to the party here, but...
WHAT

Okay but seriously, how did Gamzee even get cod tier? His planet should be destroyed and so is prospit so he shouldn't have any method of getting cod tier. So... is there a third way of getting to god tier?

[recalcitrantIre]

Okay but seriously, how did Gamzee even get cod tier? His planet should be destroyed and so is prospit so he shouldn't have any method of getting cod tier. So... is there a third way of getting to god tier?

If you count egregious use of time travel as a third option... maybe?

who knows how long ago he picked up those timeboxes

(it was probably from the exploded Aradia on the meteor)

[Stormspirit]

He...llo everybody.

Dear god. Gamzee...the...the fuck? Has somebody explained why Gamzee is there? Is this whole thing happening AFTER the Kids and the Trolls came into the Incipisphere? Then we'll never see them actually enter? Or is this just Andrew fucking with our brain again? I think that's the most likely explanation, especially since he has Aradia's Music Boxes. Which he shouldn't even be able to use since he's not a Time player.

[solarflare]

Deadtier Karkat didn't have wings either.

(but idk if that's different circumstances because of dream bubble bullshit)

well... did dream-bubble GT Vriska have no wings?
I'm actually only asking because I can't remember.
0_0

[shadowedAngel]

Hmm Gamzee with Aradia's quartz music box/time machine, figures. She shouldn't have left them in those chests on the meteor, now Gamzee's fast forwarded to now.

[recalcitrantIre]

He...llo everybody.

Dear god. Gamzee...the...the fuck? Has somebody explained why Gamzee is there? Is this whole thing happening AFTER the Kids and the Trolls came into the Incipisphere? Then we'll never see them actually enter? Or is this just Andrew fucking with our brain again? I think that's the most likely explanation, especially since he has Aradia's Music Boxes. Which he shouldn't even be able to use since he's not a Time player.

The best explanation we can give at this point is shenanigans.

Anything else is speculation based off minor details



e. oh welp there go my 'hey we're going to see Jake next' predictions for this update

time to apply them to the next since it says exactly the same thing

[mysteriousOutsider]

He...llo everybody.

Dear god. Gamzee...the...the fuck? Has somebody explained why Gamzee is there? Is this whole thing happening AFTER the Kids and the Trolls came into the Incipisphere? Then we'll never see them actually enter? Or is this just Andrew fucking with our brain again? I think that's the most likely explanation, especially since he has Aradia's Music Boxes. Which he shouldn't even be able to use since he's not a Time player.

TIME TRAVEL

I'm guessing he can use them because he's an insane clown.

It seems to let him do a lot of shit he shouldn't be able to.

[Captain Cake]

If you count egregious use of time travel as a third option... maybe?

who knows how long ago he picked up those timeboxes

(it was probably from the exploded Aradia on the meteor)

Oh yeah, I guess he could have just travelled back in time to before they were exploded. I guess he must have left the meteor pretty early then, to get to the place he needed to eb before they were too far away to get back.

...Come to think of it, I can't help but wonder whether he attempted to do this with the bodies he was collecting. Though I guess it depends whether you can brink someone with you when you travel through time like that.

[Stormspirit]

TIME TRAVEL

I'm guessing he can use them because he's an insane clown.

It seems to let him do a lot of shit he shouldn't be able to.

But...he's not a Time player. Unless somebody brought him here. Which means that someone else is with him. Either Dave or Aradia. Because if he went there alone, that means Andrew is simply throwing out the rules for the sake of a joke.

[mysteriousOutsider]

But...he's not a Time player. Unless somebody brought him here. Which means that someone else is with him. Either Dave or Aradia. Because if he went there alone, that means Andrew is simply throwing out the rules for the sake of a joke.

Nothing ever said that only Time players could use those... it's just that only Time players got their hands on them and tried.

Also, clown.

Same reason he gets jokerkind.

[megaminxwin]

So about half of everyone here can see it. Well. That's a new development. Very sneaky indeed.

But yes, there's an update. Just being there, all... clickable and everything.

[Hytheter]

Maybe the collected bodies have something to do with Godtiering...

If so, it could be that his time on the meteor has been spent secretly working towards the goal of helping the remaining trolls use his method to get godtier?

Who knows

I am reasonably certain his presence in front of Jane at this point is due to time travelling back from when the meteor arrived.

edit: I've actually thought for a while maybe Gamzee has some good intentions with those bodies, though I'm not sure why...

[Cheq]

well... did dream-bubble GT Vriska have no wings?
I'm actually only asking because I can't remember.
0_0

I can't remember either, but when you mentioned Vriska I just remembered Aranea had wings in the bubble.

You know what, I'm just gonna assume wings are retractable. That is the most simplest way to explain this.

[shadowedAngel]

Has it ever been said that not being Time player doesn't allow you to use any form of Time powers?
I remember quite clearly that John was able to freeze opponents in time using his Fear No Anvil despite being a Breath player.
Also, Gamzee still has Jokerkind and we still don't know how he got the Warhammer of Zillyhoo and HOW DID HE MOTHERFUCKING DIE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

[Cheq]

edit: I've actually thought for a while maybe Gamzee has some good intentions with those bodies, though I'm not sure why...

Gamzee wants them revived, so he tried to meet up with Jane.

...wait what did I just think of?!