>THAT'S NO METEOR... THAT'S A SOLAR MISSILE!
FACK THATS WORSE
GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE
> Jump into that pond and SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE
You successfully dodge with the grace of a pelican. And by grace I mean nice flips. You gain some DEX experience for your successful plot dive. No, really, way to go old sport. Even master of the ancient art of parkour can't do flips with a HUP boost. Too bad your EXP multiplier sucks because you have Level 5 in everything.
+5 DEX experience!
EXP| Dexterity : 5/15.
Your totally not dead.
You know some people have to deal with meteors aimed at their house, and some people have to play little silly games to escape and enter a magical world for children where you collect fairys and beat evil with the power of rock and roll, and secretly be a metaphor for staying true to their youth or what not, but you just dodged a ROGUE FLAMING SOLAR MISSLE
aimed at your head. Youd say your feeling pretty spiffy right now, but spiffy is not the word for it. The word your waterlogged head is looking for is GODDAMN ALPHADOG ONE. You have gained a temporary boost to pride of 100,000.
Which is to say, anything you do next, totally going to be justified by your own snobby ideals
Oh yeah, also everything else is on fire, the gold orb is kinda funky looking, and the solar missile is about 8,000 degrees Fahrenheit.