Mineworld+ Nuclear Boogaloo (Napping Panademic)

[hero122]

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Hey guys! So, on a forum for a website called Kongregate, I did a FG called Mineworld. Now, It was ok, hat a few dozen updates, and I was pretty good at it, but I kinda got lazy with it. :/ So, I decided to give a real plot So, I guess this is going to go down like this, please post if you can, and derail the adventure till it's inevitable end! So, enjoy!

You feel a heat on your back as you wake up. As well as that, you realize you were asleep for some reason. A loud roar is heard to your left, and you realize there's no point in lying on the ground any longer.

You get up as the world shifts into focus. Yes, that was water all right. And you appear to be washed up on a beach. Your clothes are wet, and your pockets appear empty. You feel as though the world is missing many parts and pieces. You can hardly even think straight. It dons on you your heads hurting a bit. Alright, now what was your NAME?

[Storm]

John Freemonk.

[hero122]

One post in 6 hours?
Sadbump.

[frillrock]

Joshua Alverad

[Gloopy]

One post in 6 hours?

I was waiting for other people to post names for inspiration
> Ambrus Boldi
> Lucius Andringer

[hero122]

Lucius Alverad

For some reason, no names don on you. You almost feel like you never had a name!
...Wait, now you're remembering something. You don't actually have a name! with this sudden realization, you instinctively flick off the universe, for being so careless with your fate. Still, Lucius Alverad has a nice ring to it, You'll keep it for now.

Following your waterlogged instincts, you also look around. This island has some grass growing in the center, with a large boulder on the north side. there's also a beach and what you think is a pond, you can't tell right now. Also, there appears to be a pole on top of the rock, with a golden shiny sphere on the top. The day's warmth compels you to keep looking around, while your stomach and head pain otherwise.
What do you do?

[hero122]

Bump.
Seriously, what am I doing wrong, I got the signature, the banner, not crappy quality images, even posted in the advertizing thread :/

[Reecer6]

The time perhaps? I don't know.
>Climb that rock and examine the pole and sphere

[Gloopy]

> Reflect on the circumstances which brought you to this place
> Investigate ROARING SOUND
> Get that sphere thingy by any means necessary

[Storm]

WELL IT IS SCHOOL TIME

>Investigate the roar! NOW!

[moof]

get the golden orb

[Qeztotz]

get the golden orb

second,

also, i know how you feel, i got one post on one of my FAs and noone replied after that

[hero122]

get the golden orb

Oh man, are you all over that. You climb up and find this metal pole/gold orb. It would appear the Roar from before must not have been from the ocean after all, but you cant seem to find where it's coming from. As you reach the pole, you notice a glimmer coming from the gold orb. It's really bright and shiny though, almost luminescent. Wait a moment...

What the balls is that. It's glimmering and shimmering and being all kinds of bright. If only it weren't so distracting, you could steal this golden orb of useless comedic value!
Well, it seems to be getting hotter too...
Oh gods no.

THAT IS A METEOR. DAMN YOU UNIVERSE. FIRST YOUR NAME AND NOW FLAMING ROCKS. IT IS LITERALLY HEADING STRIGHT FOR YOU OH GOD OH SHIT OH GOD
WHATDOYOUDO????!?!?!

[Reecer6]

>THAT'S NO METEOR... THAT'S A SOLAR MISSILE!
>Dive into water

[Gloopy]

> Jump into that pond and SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE

[Qeztotz]

>dig yourself a nuclear bunker
out of sand

[hero122]

>THAT'S NO METEOR... THAT'S A SOLAR MISSILE!

FACK THATS WORSE
GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE

> Jump into that pond and SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE

You successfully dodge with the grace of a pelican. And by grace I mean nice flips. You gain some DEX experience for your successful plot dive. No, really, way to go old sport. Even master of the ancient art of parkour can't do flips with a HUP boost. Too bad your EXP multiplier sucks because you have Level 5 in everything.
+5 DEX experience! EXP| Dexterity : 5/15.

...
Wow.
Your totally not dead.
You know some people have to deal with meteors aimed at their house, and some people have to play little silly games to escape and enter a magical world for children where you collect fairys and beat evil with the power of rock and roll, and secretly be a metaphor for staying true to their youth or what not, but you just dodged a ROGUE FLAMING SOLAR MISSLE aimed at your head. Youd say your feeling pretty spiffy right now, but spiffy is not the word for it. The word your waterlogged head is looking for is GODDAMN ALPHADOG ONE. You have gained a temporary boost to pride of 100,000. Which is to say, anything you do next, totally going to be justified by your own snobby ideals.
Oh yeah, also everything else is on fire, the gold orb is kinda funky looking, and the solar missile is about 8,000 degrees Fahrenheit.

[hero122]

Bump!

[Tank the Avengineer]

> Pray that the solar missile doesn't grow hungry for blood and decide to start hunting you down.

[Gloopy]

> Get FLAMING DEBRIS
> Do a flying leap across the crater, and get ye GOLDEN ORB

[Medea]

> Worship solar missile as your new god.

[Storm]

> Worship solar missile as your new god.

Seconded.

[K25fF]

> Go forth and enter crater, search for meteor iron.

[Qeztotz]

Seconded.

thirded
make a shrine to your new god

[Doorhandle]

> You are too PROUD to acknowlege a mere GOD! Drown the wounded superbeing in water THIS INSTANT! FINISH HIM!